Massage Parlor Reports

[BlueGills]

Hey, not sure if anyone has been here that long. I remember moving out here around the time it was close to closing. But does any one remember this place? It used to be in the mall, I never went because I had never done it and popped the cherry when relax opened. Lately I have been thinking of actually getting a massage due to the stress from work and no happy endings and was told to go to new age (formally body oasis) and when I was looking for reviews, I saw the whole thing. I remember hearing that body used to be that kind of place and KAREN on Facebook was talking about what happened there.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Because I'm a sucker for "new girl" texts, I went back to Relax. It seems Mona is already history. The new girl is Sasa / Sasha (unrelated to the old Sasa from Pink, who monger-married). I will definitely not repeat. Body wise, she's large and very heavy, but she's solid. Not tons of fat like I thought there would be. She's just beefy. She's got man-hands as well. Which are kind of good for the massage portion of the event.

FS is available, but she is very bad at it. She'll go to great lengths to make it almost impossible to do the deed. If she spoke any English (she does not, except for the shitty negotiation-at-the-flip) she would have lots of rules. No doggy. No cowgirl. Basically no penetration is her MO. She puts herself in such a way to make sex virtually impossible and awkward. Not tight or shallow either. Was difficult to get off to be very honest. She's also silent and demands silence whilst doing the deed. As if Mei is going to care what is going on in there.

Almost had her finish me by hand, but then I remembered her giant hands and how they could squeeze one's Johnson right off. In retrospect, the previous new girl Mona was a lot better. Mei is too.

[LongShot 396]

Visited the town monopoly after hours.

Bluuhhhh. What an average shitty lay. Saw a recent report about the bait and switch and figured I'd to get the new chick and go all the way through. Well I bit the bullet for you dude. It sucked. Bad massage, same routine 50 Hr beg you to do full hour atleast 3 more times. Nope. Wouldn't give head even though she's done it before and refused to go in many positions. I was stuck doing all work. She complained everything "hurt. ".

Absolutely nothing special don't waste your time.

If 916 gave the same options they'd be pocketing a ton of cash. We can only hope.

So you went to joy and so who did you end up getting then?

[The Banger]

Thanks. Annie is right although now she is Coco. There also is a MT there by Anna.

Can't seem to find out if she is still there. Anybody know?

I was making progress, but she always seems to be gone lately.

[NitroPimp]

Good for you man. Don't put up with that shit. You taught her a lesson.

Even though it's good what he did, (stand your ground) so to speak, for every guy who stands his ground there will be three or four who will buckle and pay what she's asking. We've all been there and they know it. When she's holding your cock and you want more she has a certain amount of control. Most of us veterans know better than to give in. Unfortunately most of the mongers aren't that experienced.

I know of at least one girl in Kenosha and one in Racine that think their worth 200 for CFS. Nope. No girl in these two cities is worth more than 120 to 140 unless there's something special involved during the FS. Like a long slow BBBJ proceeding CFS or good old BBFSCIP.

Highly doubtful they will learn anything other than think you're a cheapskate and move on to the next victim.

[BarOfSoap]

In the area so figured I would stop in since there were no cars. Get a middle aged girl, small top and smaller back. She was wearing a skirt so thought would give a spin. Worst decision I made. No English at all, even the translator app had issues. Super rough massage with no hint of a tease. On the flip she starts a small tease but then asks for tip. Settle on amount, and she wants me to get up and get the tip before the game begins. Got up and just started getting dressed. Bad enough the massage didn't set any type of mood, but that killed whatever flow was going.

Good for you man. Don't put up with that shit. You taught her a lesson.

[Zsasz1]

In the area so figured I would stop in since there were no cars. Get a middle aged girl, small top and smaller back. She was wearing a skirt so thought would give a spin. Worst decision I made. No English at all, even the translator app had issues. Super rough massage with no hint of a tease. On the flip she starts a small tease but then asks for tip. Settle on amount, and she wants me to get up and get the tip before the game begins. Got up and just started getting dressed. Bad enough the massage didn't set any type of mood, but that killed whatever flow was going.

[RedPontiacX]

I believe Annie was her name when she was in Kenosha but maybe goes by Anna now. If not, I was mistaken by the name.

Thought I would put my 2 cents worth in. Annie aka Tina well known over several years ktown provider. Going way back in the forum aka ss Annie. She is the "tiny" girl often mentioned going back several years. Now she is aka Coco and occasionally is working 906. Anna is a different provider and she corrected me when I called her Anne. I recently seen her, she has some positive reviews here for those who prefer lurking only. Great massage, great attitude, budget friendly menu.

[IHeartLucy]

I believe Annie was her name when she was in Kenosha but maybe goes by Anna now. If not, I was mistaken by the name.

Thanks. Annie is right although now she is Coco. There also is a MT there by Anna.

[HDZeema]

Visited the town monopoly after hours.

Bluuhhhh. What an average shitty lay. Saw a recent report about the bait and switch and figured I'd to get the new chick and go all the way through. Well I bit the bullet for you dude. It sucked. Bad massage, same routine 50 Hr beg you to do full hour atleast 3 more times. Nope. Wouldn't give head even though she's done it before and refused to go in many positions. I was stuck doing all work. She complained everything "hurt. ".

Absolutely nothing special don't waste your time.

If 916 gave the same options they'd be pocketing a ton of cash. We can only hope.

[Johnny Cum]

State St, Annie or Anna?

I believe Annie was her name when she was in Kenosha but maybe goes by Anna now. If not, I was mistaken by the name.

[IHeartLucy]

Originally stopped by State but Annie said there was an appointment and I would have to wait. I decided to move on and ended up at Main. My last trip months ago was good. Found two workers there. In the darkness I thought I was taking the shorter, younger and cuter one. On the flip was older than I had imagined. Immediately went to an. 8 tip and acted like she knew no English other than. 8. Here was my mistake I forgot the last couple of reports of this place and took the bait. Jack hammer and a little grab and feel UTC and OTC. Oh well, it will be a while before I try this place again. In the end Annie at State was looking pretty good.

State St, Annie or Anna?

[Johnny Cum]

Originally stopped by State but Annie said there was an appointment and I would have to wait. I decided to move on and ended up at Main. My last trip months ago was good. Found two workers there. In the darkness I thought I was taking the shorter, younger and cuter one. On the flip was older than I had imagined. Immediately went to an. 8 tip and acted like she knew no English other than. 8. Here was my mistake I forgot the last couple of reports of this place and took the bait. Jack hammer and a little grab and feel UTC and OTC. Oh well, it will be a while before I try this place again. In the end Annie at State was looking pretty good.

[Paul Kolman]

I went there today and saw Anna again. The longer I go there the easier it. Gets. She is very friendly even though she doesn't speak Much English. I am teaching her some English and she teaches me Chinese. She still gives the best massage and works out all the knots. I will repeat many times and I always leave happy. The only thing she won't do is kiss on the mouth. I will work on that.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Presumably from booker / Papasan at Relax. I was going out someplace for a massage anyway, and hadn't decided where, so I took them up on it.

Bait and switch. It was just Mei. Yawn. I very briefly did get a glance at another lady on the way out, that I didn't quite recognize, who "might" be a new girl.

Not the Linebacker, not Mona. My wildly inaccurate 1/10 of a second impression was that this unknown person was somewhat large and not terribly attractive.