Massage Parlor Reports

**NitroPimp** · Yesterday 08:42

Originally Posted by Ynormanb [View Original Post]

Any info on this place?

Assume this is a legit massage since I don't recall seeing any reports but sounded like an AMP when I called about pricing.

2nd question.

There are times I would like a massage without draping but don't feel the need for any extras. Mighty Wash met that need but their prices are rising. Any other recommendations?

Legit massage with older Chinese MTs. I went there once post-Covid. They were wearing those clear face Shields with masks and safety glasses. It was completely over the top but people were so paranoid back then. We now know that most of that stuff either was unnecessary or didn't help anyways, but I'm sure it made them feel better.

I think I still tipped 10 or $20 and honestly didn't want any type of HE, even if it was going to be offered which it wasn't. Legit.

And yes you are right. Mighty Wash jumped up in pricing. Strangely, right about that time Sophia figured out where the good tips come from. Couldn't believe it!

**Ynormanb** · Yesterday 01:41

Any info on this place?

Assume this is a legit massage since I don't recall seeing any reports but sounded like an AMP when I called about pricing.

2nd question.

There are times I would like a massage without draping but don't feel the need for any extras. Mighty Wash met that need but their prices are rising. Any other recommendations?

**KaiXav** · 05-08-24 21:06

I went to Joy this past weekend and there was a new girl there that I didn't recognize. Younger but still 30's I believe. She only did L1 with me even after prompting for more but did allow OTC. Unfortunately didn't get her name but she didn't speak English well. May repeat to see if she opens up her menu.

**DeepLover1** · 05-06-24 08:31

Originally Posted by DeepLover1 [View Original Post]

Ok Nitro. Mailbox cleaned up.

Your mailbox is full.

**DeepLover1** · 05-05-24 17:10

Originally Posted by NitroPimp [View Original Post]

Deep Lover. Your mailbox is full.

Ok Nitro. Mailbox cleaned up.

**NitroPimp** · 05-04-24 21:39

Deep Lover. Your mailbox is full.

**MilwDude** · 04-29-24 22:24

Stopped in today and got Mary. Got in right away, I did call in advance, but they were a little busier after the massage started. Bell rang a few times, and she had to go attend real quick a few times. No worries, nothing too long. Massage was good, plenty of teasing before the flip. L1 finish, no discussion on tip, she knew what I wanted. Would repeat.

Door was left open a crack, I assume to hear the bell, but nobody came back near the room as far as I could tell.

**NitroPimp** · 04-29-24 07:16

Originally Posted by TheTrueGamble [View Original Post]

I was free today and wanted to try Seme. I texted my favorite one there (I have a messaging app that is popular with Chinese). I asked if I could come within 15 minutes, and YuYu said yes she's not busy. As soon as I get there I was greeted by Mary and I said I have an appointment with YuYu. She said YuYu is busy, and I said "That's okay, I'll come back later. " But then Mary called for YuYu and Yuyu came out. I then paid for the HHR and went to the room. Yuyu then says "I'm sorry but I am busy, Mary massage you. " Then YuYu left and Mary came back in.

Now I can't deny it, the service by Mary wasn't bad, but I went in with the intention of seeing YuYu today and felt deceived. If YuYu is busy, FINE, but don't act like Yuyu is available until after you collect the money and then switch therapists. I don't know if I will be coming back or not, but I was pretty disappointed. Nonetheless, I enjoyed my massage and tipped appropriately.

Yeah, it's the idea that you had one in mind and had to go with the other. I get it. Well at least you did well with Mary. I've seen them both, and to me Mary is more stable and consistent and does play the long game. Service has improved in small increments over the past months. I'm happy to say that I really don't need to go anywhere else these days. I believe the new customer retention program has yielded benefits. That latest downturn that was caused by false reporting, nothing else just made them realize how important really good customers are. I have never, never had a bad session there.

Also, in my experience, Seme is one of the cleanest, most organized, quiet and private places I've been to. I never hear anything when there is another monger there. They usually have the empty room between their two rooms.

I know this sounds like a commercial but in the last month or so I've been to a lot of places and nothing matches. I don't like to give negative reports on places I've had bad service at anymore. Let them ruin it for themselves. Lurkers will figure it out for themselves also. The past few months I've been to Main Street, 906, Shanghai and a few places in Illinois. Different types of service and some not executed as well as others.

But one factor, inflation. I've been offered some crazy prices with not so appealing therapists. That's why I like the Rewards programs, loyalty always seems to pay off for me. It's fun to try new places, but there's a risk of disappointment.

**TheTrueGamble** · 04-27-24 16:51

I was free today and wanted to try Seme. I texted my favorite one there (I have a messaging app that is popular with Chinese). I asked if I could come within 15 minutes, and YuYu said yes she's not busy. As soon as I get there I was greeted by Mary and I said I have an appointment with YuYu. She said YuYu is busy, and I said "That's okay, I'll come back later. " But then Mary called for YuYu and Yuyu came out. I then paid for the HHR and went to the room. Yuyu then says "I'm sorry but I am busy, Mary massage you. " Then YuYu left and Mary came back in.

Now I can't deny it, the service by Mary wasn't bad, but I went in with the intention of seeing YuYu today and felt deceived. If YuYu is busy, FINE, but don't act like Yuyu is available until after you collect the money and then switch therapists. I don't know if I will be coming back or not, but I was pretty disappointed. Nonetheless, I enjoyed my massage and tipped appropriately.

**BlueGills** · 04-21-24 19:04

Went to seme for the first time today. Sunday fun day, anyway. The girls seemed bored because of the report slowing business. But it seemed like I started the wave because while I was there, there were 3 guys that came in. One was a handyman, the rest were customers. One did a no call just in and the girls were flustered because apparently I had the only fluent English speaker. The next one was a call ahead I heard him on the phone with the woman I had when he called. She gave me alittle extra time because of her constant texting.

Other than the constant vibration of her phone going off, it was relaxing. Actually knows her shit and if I didn't want anything more, 40 bucks for a tip to get the kink out of my back like she did would have been worth it. Her technique on the other half was nice enough. Not a death grip but not barely touching. Just right. No tease though so for a while there I thought I was going to be left to myself there, but I think she was feeling me out. Once I flipped, the solder went up and thinking it was going to be a plain, I covered up. It wasn't until she pretty much closed the door and peaked at it that I thought I was getting any play.

**Axel6** · 04-21-24 16:06

Originally Posted by Sk7499 [View Original Post]

I'm new to the site mostly been in Chicago and Mt area anything better than l1 in wi? Would love to try something different on a budget don't want break the bank either.

All of your questions will be answered in this thread. Don't be lazy.

**Sk7499** · 04-21-24 12:25

I'm new to the site mostly been in Chicago and Mt area anything better than l1 in wi? Would love to try something different on a budget don't want break the bank either.

**KaiXav** · 04-21-24 09:10

I went to Seme the other day just to see what everything was about. I got there and the entire parking lot was basically empty so idk if that's a good or bad thing. Anyway, I get there and see only 2 women there and pay for the hour (which is $65). The woman I got was older than the other one. Maybe like late 30's and she wore these white shorts. I didn't get her name, it seemed like she didn't really speak English well so I didn't ask. The massage was actually really good. Not too hard, really worked on hard spots. I might go back just for that. Before the flip, she started playing with the boys to get me hard then we flipped but there was no negotiation, or discussion over what I would want. She just did L1 and basically nothing else. I tried to get her to take her shorts off but she said no. I did get to tough her rather small boobs, even suck on them but still just L1. It was fine and I tipped her $40 and left.

I'm not sure if that is the norm but that's my TOFTT. I may repeat and try to get the other girl to see if she does more but if she doesn't, maybe this will just be a budget option for me.

**JustAMonger** · 04-14-24 18:24

Originally Posted by RedPontiacX [View Original Post]

Yeah she told me the same thing. Actually open for business.

Well after the Fallout from that clearly intentional damaging post intended to hurt the business at this still reputable Spa, they have suffered with less customers who are clearly now afraid to come back.

I stopped in to meet Mary. I had a great session with a pretty girl with a flat stomach.

There are two very pretty girls there. Never heard the door doorbell chime or the telephone ring. This place should be busier. Original poster HD Z <has not come back to refute his claims or prove them. I think most of us agree that this was some sort of vengeance. No police reports or other proof has been presented and the original poster appears to have disappeared.

Seme is safe and Mary gives a refreshing and relaxing massage. Go where you please, but don't avoid this place because some disgruntled monger created a false narrative.

**NitroPimp** · 04-10-24 14:59

Originally Posted by Baldwin2022 [View Original Post]

My last visit to 906 was the first in some 15 times I did not get anything. The massage was pretty painful, and white-sailor dress woman was constantly on her phone. To the point that at the end of it I was totally fine with her not finishing upwhich is to say a lot. I am confused because if I ever learned about Seme it was because they (at 906) told me about it. Ample action at one place, nothing at the other, with same owner? What am I missing?

I think 906 was sold somewhere around the beginning of the year. So it's not the same owner. Surprised you got that kind of service there. Sometimes it's all about the mood that they're in.

In my experience greed was more of a factor not service.