Strip Club Reports

[AlwaySmiling]

Pretty good time here if you can go during the day. I went a few days ago. Decent talent, great lap dance, and will head back next week. Just killing time and wish I could add more. Girls I was with (sorry forgot her fake name) pushed hard for a room but promised a good time "anything" but I didn't have time or $$ 3 great dances set me back 100. Loved it and will go back. OTB seems friendly during the day and busy. Decent girls but some duds, too.

When you say great dances. Do you care to elaborate? I feel like the last time I was there, if you paid for 3 songs at once you could touch all over but if you did just one song hands at the side.

[St Matthew]

Pretty good time here if you can go during the day. I went a few days ago. Decent talent, great lap dance, and will head back next week. Just killing time and wish I could add more. Girls I was with (sorry forgot her fake name) pushed hard for a room but promised a good time "anything" but I didn't have time or $$ 3 great dances set me back 100. Loved it and will go back. OTB seems friendly during the day and busy. Decent girls but some duds, too.

[Coochie Eater]

Jesus. I went to Rockies two nights ago. Very few girls are out before 10:30 pm. OMG!!! You were there after dark? A light skinned girl with a muscular booty didn't do takeout, but gave me a number of a friend of hers that does. Then I hooked up with a dark chocolate girl with HUGE balloons, very pretty, nice personality, and did I mention HUGE balloons? Two lappies included some titty sucking, some ass biting, and a quick coochie kiss. I then got her number for take out. Satisfied I went to my car which was in perfect condition. BTW every patron in there was white with the average age of older than dirt.

Coochie (quit whining and go!) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[PNR2004]

This sums it up perfectly. I work near Ricky's. During the day 26th St, right outside of Ricky's, has become a gathering spot for the homeless. Many are older and they are usually very passive, but sometimes fights occur. It's also not uncommon for dealers to post up for an hour or two in their cars at that same area. As an overweight white man pushing 60 it's not an area I would be walking around in alone. The few times I've been there after dark the homeless have for the most part returned to the shelters, but dealers and other hanger ons are more common. I think if you can park fairly close to the door you're probably all right, but I wouldn't park a half block away and walk in.

HS.

About 25 years ago a friend and I started downtown. Took a cab to the 5 O'clock for a nice dinner. Then we walked to Ricky's. Cab back to our cars downtown. It must have been quite a scene. Two middle age drunken white quys walking down the middle of state street at 8:30 at night. We still laugh about it. Have not been to Ricky's since but I understand it has not changed.

[HuntingStreets]

I live in this area. It's a wildcard. The thing is, anything can happen. It's not horrible but I wouldn't want to walk through there.

There is nothing stable about it so that's what makes it a bad place to be. You don't know what to expect.

It's not a horrible, horrible place but I wouldn't park my car anywhere near there and I wouldn't walk through it.

This sums it up perfectly. I work near Ricky's. During the day 26th St, right outside of Ricky's, has become a gathering spot for the homeless. Many are older and they are usually very passive, but sometimes fights occur. It's also not uncommon for dealers to post up for an hour or two in their cars at that same area. As an overweight white man pushing 60 it's not an area I would be walking around in alone. The few times I've been there after dark the homeless have for the most part returned to the shelters, but dealers and other hanger ons are more common. I think if you can park fairly close to the door you're probably all right, but I wouldn't park a half block away and walk in.

HS.

[BarOfSoap]

I grew up in the north suburbs and I learned how to survive being in the "hood". I've lived in Chicago and LA since becoming an adult and have visited some of the toughest areas. Chicago's west and south sides when the shootings and murders were much greater than what is in the news today. I've been in LA's Compton and Watts neighborhoods. I have yet to be afraid in any Milwaukee neighborhood. This is how I approach these places. 1) don't drive a nice car. A BMW is definitely a target. I've had a couple friends lose theirs to carjacking. 2) appear very confident like you've been there before. They can smell fear a block away. And, 3) never go to any of these places to shop for merch. After midnight. A drive through is ok, but a 2nd time will probably make you a mark. I've never have had a problem following these 3 simple rules. I've even rented cars from "Rent-A-Junk" just so I wouldn't stand out. Well maybe being a clean cut white boy driving through a black or ladino neighborhood I did anyway. Best of luck, be confident, and be ready. Now days, a concealed license might be handy. Just be ready to use it.

M64.

I live in this area. It's a wildcard. The thing is, anything can happen. It's not horrible but I wouldn't want to walk through there.

There is nothing stable about it so that's what makes it a bad place to be. You don't know what to expect.

It's not a horrible, horrible place but I wouldn't park my car anywhere near there and I wouldn't walk through it.

[Mequon64]

27th & State.

Definitely not the best part of town. Probably not as unsafe as some may perceive it, as it's just down the road from Milwaukee's best steakhouse and one of its better charter schools. But also not someplace suburbanites who aren't used to the north side will in any way, shape or form feel comfortable, especially at night. I'd call it the edge of the hood.

I grew up in the north suburbs and I learned how to survive being in the "hood". I've lived in Chicago and LA since becoming an adult and have visited some of the toughest areas. Chicago's west and south sides when the shootings and murders were much greater than what is in the news today. I've been in LA's Compton and Watts neighborhoods. I have yet to be afraid in any Milwaukee neighborhood. This is how I approach these places. 1) don't drive a nice car. A BMW is definitely a target. I've had a couple friends lose theirs to carjacking. 2) appear very confident like you've been there before. They can smell fear a block away. And, 3) never go to any of these places to shop for merch. After midnight. A drive through is ok, but a 2nd time will probably make you a mark. I've never have had a problem following these 3 simple rules. I've even rented cars from "Rent-A-Junk" just so I wouldn't stand out. Well maybe being a clean cut white boy driving through a black or ladino neighborhood I did anyway. Best of luck, be confident, and be ready. Now days, a concealed license might be handy. Just be ready to use it.

M64.

[Chimil Detin]

I'm newer to the area, where is Ricky's? How safe is the area?

27th & State.

Definitely not the best part of town. Probably not as unsafe as some may perceive it, as it's just down the road from Milwaukee's best steakhouse and one of its better charter schools. But also not someplace suburbanites who aren't used to the north side will in any way, shape or form feel comfortable, especially at night. I'd call it the edge of the hood.

[Mmm5464]

Anyone been recently? I'm thinking it's time I go visit the chocolate bunnies once again. Love it there. But only when I'm fucked up. I wonder what it would be like if I was sober LOL.

I'm newer to the area, where is Ricky's? How safe is the area?

[BarOfSoap]

Anyone been recently? I'm thinking it's time I go visit the chocolate bunnies once again. Love it there. But only when I'm fucked up. I wonder what it would be like if I was sober LOL.

A few times during the day time I saw a mixed girl out front and she was twerking and she was wearing a jacket with a bra underneath.

Not sure if she works there.

I'm not going to risk my life going down that street day or night.

[TheDarkLurker]

Anyone been recently? I'm thinking it's time I go visit the chocolate bunnies once again. Love it there. But only when I'm fucked up. I wonder what it would be like if I was sober LOL.

I haven't been for a couple of months, let us know how it is when you make that trip!

[BlackGirlLover]

Anyone been recently? I'm thinking it's time I go visit the chocolate bunnies once again. Love it there. But only when I'm fucked up. I wonder what it would be like if I was sober LOL.

[Coochie Eater]

Well, I was raised in a fundamentalist Baptist cult so I'm more of a self-righteous, self-centered, narcissistic, prick. But in a nice way. When I got caught in a relationship between a stripper, a bar fly, and my wife they were all text fighting back and forth and everything was exposed. All trying to get me to explain myself and how could I do this, even threatening me. When this was going on I was at the fireworks with a forth girl. I got tired of my phone going off so I sent out a group text to all. "Fuck y'all! I'm dumping all of you cheating wholes. " They all changed their tune with me instantly. Because they wanted to be the one that remains. They are so competitive! A few days later I sent out a group text, "I need a good blow job. Who's down?" Two of them decided to give it their best. Probably 10 years ago and I'm still friends with them both. I never heard from the bar fly again. I never paid any woman for anything back then. Now, I pay them to leave.

My wife and I were living in subsidized housing while I was in school. What passed for a wall between apartments was really a whisper transmission device. The row of apartments were all mirrors of the next block, so our back bedroom abutted the next apartment's back bedroom. We had injudiciously pushed our bed against the adjoining wall. In the middle of the night, my wife shook me awake: "Listen! Listen!" The young black woman who lived next door, who attended the same college I did, was yowling, moaning and screaming. "Yeah?" I mumbled. "What?" "She's your friend, aren't you going to do something?" "Jesus Christ! She's getting fucked! It sounds to me like he's got it under control! My wife responds with "She's having sex? I don't sound like that when I'm having sex!" "I certainly know that. Now go back to sleep." This was easy for her to do because she didn't have a raging hard on. I lay there listening to the cacophony of lascivious sounds as the black woman was getting dicked down big time. I won't go through the whole story, but yes, this small but talented penis of mine could make her scream just as loud, as could my fingers and tongue. It was so much fun making her shiver and shake trying to push my head off her coochie or begging me to stop because I could out-fuck her black lovers. And YES, knowing my wife had instigated all this just made it richer and more fulfilling. Darla was slim, tall, with long legs and a big ass. I fucked that woman until the end of the semester. When I wasn't on her, some black guy would be pouring the coals to her. Her moans and screams now enthralled me rather than annoyed me. I'd climb on the old lady and fuck her to the salacious music Darla was making in the adjacent apartment. Good times!

Coochie (If you can't fuck the one you want, fuck one to the rhythms in the next room) Eater.

God bless you all.

[Double Life]

There are series on how to mistreat women so that they throw themselves at you to prove they're worthwhile. I've seen the vids, I've even read the book, and I'm no fucking good at it. The Altar-Boy-Catholic-Boy-Scout in me creeps out and undermines any manipulative shit I might try to employ. Yet I've stood in the presence of it and watched it work. My friend Jack (RIP) was a master of it. He had pussy dripping off him like rain drops on a freshly washed car. He had mastered the Come-here-get-away game to perfection. "You're pretty. Yet not so much. " Double edged compliments that could wound as well as bolster. And they lapped it up like kids on an ice cream cone.

Well, I was raised in a fundamentalist Baptist cult so I'm more of a self-righteous, self-centered, narcissistic, prick. But in a nice way. When I got caught in a relationship between a stripper, a bar fly, and my wife they were all text fighting back and forth and everything was exposed. All trying to get me to explain myself and how could I do this, even threatening me. When this was going on I was at the fireworks with a forth girl. I got tired of my phone going off so I sent out a group text to all. "Fuck y'all! I'm dumping all of you cheating wholes. " They all changed their tune with me instantly. Because they wanted to be the one that remains. They are so competitive! A few days later I sent out a group text,"I need a good blow job. Who's down?" Two of them decided to give it their best. Probably 10 years ago and I'm still friends with them both. I never heard from the bar fly again. I never paid any woman for anything back then. Now, I pay them to leave.

[Chimil Detin]

This was my thinking, she use to initial the conversations but after this event it's been pretty much crickets (I don't start cause I really don't care). Weird part to me was whenever I went to the club she danced at I pretty much spent the most time with her and usually spent easily over $. 5 on drinks and dances each time on her so I would figure she would know I wasn't pressed for cash so the measly eighty wasn't nothing to me but the playing with my time is what annoyed me the most. Idk how you guys do it, one bad experience is enough for me maybe in another 10 years I'll try again ha! I'll just stick to floor and private dances.

It's always worth it to try because, for the 299 times it doesn't work, the one time it does is worth it. Most of the time, you ask, she says she doesn't do that and you move on.

If you're worried about wasted time, then clubbing probably isn't for you. Even if you get what you want, you're not spending time curing cancer while you're there.