Strip Club Reports

[Coochie Eater]

$250 plus $20 per song while she was doing it, that's crazy talk.

Damn! You must know my grandmother! That was one of her favourite sayings!

Gramma: So Georgie, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: I dunno, maybe a bum.

Gramma: Why do you talk that way? That's just crazy talk!

Or,

Gramma: How many children do you think you'll have?

Me: ZERO! I hate kids, and I am one!

Gramma: That's just crazy talk!

I used to try to get her to say it as often as I could. Wow! Revelation! Now I know why I was her least favourite grandchild!

[Sinlover]

$300[/b] Per hour! No shit. That's when I got on the Quest line and found a babe who was willing to fuck and suck and carry on without watching the clock, and I gave her a honey which I figured was $80 with a $20 tip.

So these girls can keep bumping and grinding for a $1 stuck in a g-string if they think I'm going to drop 3 C's on them.

I was recently at a strip club getting a lapdance when in mid-dance the girl said "I'll give you a blow for $250". I literally laughed, which surprised her and then offended her, and just gave her the money for the LD and walked away. $250 plus $20 per song while she was doing it, that's crazy talk.

[Permanent Wood]

Yes, I've heard the outlandish prices myself some of these strippers throw out there. Had one start out at 500, and she wasn't even hot. Have you ever heard of a stripper who watches the news? And I know VH1 isn't exactly reporting on the economy and recession we are in.

[Coochie Eater]

100 bucks has always been my standard offer for take out, and I've had a lot of them.

So. 150 for 30 minutes of "private room" IS steep, especially when you find out, once in the room, and all paid up, that the excuses start: "New cameras, if you tip me blah blah blah, that's enough of that, I don't want to get in trouble," and on and on.

I wonder why she was working at Club Bristol and selling you on The Hardware Store though? Most strippers have that "in the moment" mentality.

My title means Fuck Me I Don't Know!

I agree on the price for take out. But MAN these girls must think their coochies are lined with gold and produce world peace. FUCK! I've been collecting numbers of black b1tches from strip joints for about 6 months now. Most of these wh (res are from Milwaukee, so I called a bunch of them the last time I was there. $300 Per hour! No shit. That's when I got on the Quest line and found a babe who was willing to fuck and suck and carry on without watching the clock, and I gave her a honey which I figured was $80 with a $20 tip.

So these girls can keep bumping and grinding for a $1 stuck in a g-string if they think I'm going to drop 3 C's on them.

[Milwaukeeguy]

100 bucks has always been my standard offer for take out, and I've had a lot of them.

So. 150 for 30 minutes of "private room" IS steep, especially when you find out, once in the room, and all paid up, that the excuses start: "New cameras, if you tip me blah blah blah, that's enough of that, I don't want to get in trouble," and on and on.

I wonder why she was working at Club Bristol and selling you on The Hardware Store though? Most strippers have that "in the moment" mentality.

I let my little head talk me into 1 champagne room in my lifetime and never again.

[Permanent Wood]

100 bucks has always been my standard offer for take out, and I've had a lot of them.

So, 150 for 30 minutes of "private room" IS steep, especially when you find out, once in the room, and all paid up, that the excuses start: "New cameras, if you tip me blah blah blah, that's enough of that, I don't want to get in trouble," and on and on.

I wonder why she was working at Club Bristol and selling you on The Hardware Store though? Most strippers have that "in the moment" mentality.

[Coochie Eater]

Ok, so I'm getting a lap dance at Club Bristol from a cute black girl. I ask her where the freakiest champagne rooms are, and she says The Hardware Store in Clyman. Clyman is a little ways north of Watertown, off of Highway 26. She said "Anything goes" in that champagne room. I ask if I could eat her coochie and she says "Yeah! It's $150 for 30 minutes."

Ok, so as much as I like doing dirty nasty filthy sick perverted shit, like being watched while fucking some black stripper in a club, this sounds steep to me. I mean, really, if these girls are doing shit in a club, wouldn't you be able to rent a no-tel room for all day, then pick up a b1tch on the street or a regular for the same price?

[Red Draggin]

If you like AA gals, you can't go wrong here. You can get 2-way contact even at the stage. Place is cheap compared to most in Milw. I also had 2-way at Crazy Horse last time there.

[Iceman20]

I visited On The Border yesterday for the first time in 4 months. Used to be a regular but, when my favorites left, I stopped going there. Not much has changed. Free lunch at noon is still available & OK. There are lots of day girls; about 1/3 I recognized from the past and the rest are new faces. There is always a mix of piping hot 10s and the rest are 3, 4.5, & 6s.

New girls Alexandra & Desiree are 10s.

The highlight of the visit was visiting with Jessica who has returned after 2 year absence. She is a 9 in looks and a 10+ in attitude. Her lap dances are the best I have experienced in Wisconsin. (The best are in Florida but anything goes there)

Bring money because a good time at OTB isn't cheap. The management never has a happy hour or dance special prices (unlike other clubs). But, if you have the right attitude, you can have a great time. I'll probably stick with Encore & Crazy Horse as my regular hangouts.

[Paul Kolman]

I went to Silk last night. It was their anniversary party. Lots of beautiful girls with long dresses on. Talked to many and they were very friendly. I had a few dances and was very satisfied with the way they handled themselves. I will go back angain this week

[Dragon Mantis]

Hey Dragon Mantis, we should exchange our travel schedules.

How. Good to see a familiar name here. I sent you a PM with my contact info. I'm in Milwaukee now. Hit me up next week.

[HandfulOfWheel]

I'm new to the area, what's up with the SC's in MKE? Can you guys provide insight on the local establishments?

The following info would help:

Hottest Girls:

Most Mileage:

Best Club (and best time to go) :

Thanks,

DM

Hey DM, funny I would bump into you in the M'waukee area. I was up here for biz last week, and will be returning this week and more in the future. I've never had much luck with escorts up here, so I didn't plan to see any on my trip. I even have some buddies from another board in Michigan who live here but don't hobby much. Anyway, I stayed at the Hampton Inn at US45 and Silver Spring, and when I pulled in the parking lot, I saw a strip club across the street. Called Silk Exotic, or something like that. So of course, I had to see how it was. Here's my report.

Walked in and there's a ton of bouncers in coat and tie. They check my I'd and tell me it's $10 to enter. I thought "time to leave", but the girl at the desk (who is the manager I found out later) told me if I had a hotel room key, she'd let me in free but expected a tip. So I put a couple bucks in the tip jar and went on in. So far so good.

The place was loaded with good looking more mature girls. Not many under 25, maybe 2. Also, the two that were really young had no tats or piercings. They also had green bracelets that exclude them from drinking at the bar being under 21. Many of the older gals had old ink or some battle scars of party years gone by, but all were talented and friendly. I moved from table to table and ended up at the bar, overall chatting with several nice ladies, but didn't get moved to spend any money with them besides buying a drink or two.

Just as I got ready to leave a gorgeous petite latina walked by. OMG! So she sat with me and we got the game going. She took me for some dances which apparently it's officially "hands off" but I got to roam clandestinely. She on the other hand had her hands and mouth all over me, and after 4 songs had me pretty worked up. I would rank it as one of the best "legal" lap dances I've had, and I've been to some pretty fun places in Metro Detroit, as well as living in Indy and being friendly with many of the locals. This girl was a lotta fun, gave me her digits, and invited me back for a better time next trip. We'll see. She was very good at extracting $, but we had fun without buyer's remorse.

Hey Dragon Mantis, we should exchange our travel schedules.

[Dragon Mantis]

Thanks to everyone for chiming in.

I admit that I'm a little disappointed. I was hoping that you'd say there were a lot of Chicago girls working the SC's up here on the side. Let me tell ya that Michigan (Detroit Metro) has THE best SC's I've been to. Take in / Take out it's all on the menu. I've also made many "friends" at the Indy SC's. A lot of the girls do take out once you have a good working relationship with them.

I'll try to take a little tour of the clubs y'all mentioned and report back with my findings.

Keep the reports going!

[Amplover69]

I don't waste my time. As said below, lap dances are nothing in terms of contact. Takeout MAY be available but I'm not going to waste my time on a maybe. There are better options.

[Heathwood]

I always had a good time at On the Border.

I'm new to the area, what's up with the SC's in MKE? Can you guys provide insight on the local establishments?

The following info would help:

Hottest Girls:

Most Mileage:

Best Club (and best time to go) :

Thanks,

DM