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[DartMan]

How would you propose that conversation start out to teach a 4 year old that, anything is a chore let alone not to blow up a condom at that age, these are suppose to be the innocent years yet children have to learn earlier then ever the harsh realities of of life, on the bright side luckily it wasnt an infected needle which lay claim to many parts of the city streets and yards.

When you're outside with the little ones point to anything laying on the ground and say never put anything on the ground in your mouth. In fact don't pick up things on the ground that aren't yours.

[Coochie Eater]

It was referenced on Instapundit.com. Just keeping up with world affairs.

https://efukt.com/22553_Creating_the_Perfect_Woman.html

Coochie (need I say more) Eater.

God bless you all.

[Coochie Eater]

Who the fuck uses a schoolyard? Jesus Christ, at least dump it down a sewer or something.

https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news...ool-playground

HS.

Episcopal Church, also the Reverend's bed. Nothing like violating the pastor's trust, much less the sanctity of the altar. So a schoolyard is nothing. But yes, leaving the used rubber on the playground is out of order. But I bet the kid got a thrill thinking about some third grader wondering what the fuck it was, and the teacher being horrified as she shouted "SAMANTHA SUE!! Don't touch it! Kids! Get away from there!

Coochie (not disgusted, just sad it wasn't me) Eater.

God bless you all!

P.S. The priest really was a tight assed sticky butt. If he'd have even imagined we'd despoil his bed, it was worth it.

[Wisguy50]

What the hell were you searching for online, that you found a robot blow job machine?

It was referenced on Instapundit.com. Just keeping up with world affairs.

[Eddies Pickle]

It is across the street from the Rave. Could just be some horney kids gettin it on after a concert. I banged the wife on the jungle gym of a local park during a drunkin walk home from a bar. I'm fixed so no condoms were left behind. How about we teach our kids not to put things they find on the ground in their mouths. Seems like a logical thing to do.

How would you propose that conversation start out to teach a 4 year old that, anything is a chore let alone not to blow up a condom at that age, these are suppose to be the innocent years yet children have to learn earlier then ever the harsh realities of of life, on the bright side luckily it wasnt an infected needle which lay claim to many parts of the city streets and yards.

[DartMan]

What the hell were you searching for online, that you found a robot blow job machine?

Title says it all.

[DartMan]

Who the fuck uses a schoolyard? Jesus Christ, at least dump it down a sewer or something.

https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news...ool-playground

HS.

It is across the street from the Rave. Could just be some horney kids gettin it on after a concert. I banged the wife on the jungle gym of a local park during a drunkin walk home from a bar. I'm fixed so no condoms were left behind. How about we teach our kids not to put things they find on the ground in their mouths. Seems like a logical thing to do.

[HuntingStreets]

Who the fuck uses a schoolyard? Jesus Christ, at least dump it down a sewer or something.

https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news...ool-playground

HS.

[Mmm5464]

For those of you tired of drug addled human blow jobs, here's something to think about:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/a...sex-techniques

What the hell were you searching for online, that you found a robot blow job machine?

[Jrod2803]

https://www.wiscnews.com/bdc/news/lo...caa2f2402.html

[HuntingStreets]

It probably IS a crime. Better to say it was a causal hook-up and no money changed hands. Wait; adultery is a crime too. I've seen charges of "non-marital sexual intercourse" on CCAP. There has to be some activity that two strangers can say they were engaged in that ISN'T a crime.

Badminton. Shuttlecock and all.

HS.

[DieselMike]

She won't be the last escort to be busted. I doubt they will spend the time and money to go after numbers that they can't prove actually saw her and exchanged money for services. Is it a crime to get a hhr massage from a woman for $80?

It probably IS a crime. Better to say it was a causal hook-up and no money changed hands. Wait; adultery is a crime too. I've seen charges of "non-marital sexual intercourse" on CCAP. There has to be some activity that two strangers can say they were engaged in that ISN'T a crime.

[Wisguy50]

For those of you tired of drug addled human blow jobs, here's something to think about:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/a...sex-techniques

[HuntingStreets]

Favorite quote I remember, " It's not what you know but what you can prove". LOL.

F Lee Bailey from The Defense Never Rests, paraphrased:

Clients have a hard time understanding that their guilt or innocence has nothing to do with the verdict, it's who has a more believable story.

HS.

[Lipnasty]

What's standard protocol for those of us out of the loop when your number is? (mine isn't).

What if it's text now etc?

Do they subpoena it?

Talkatone. Use it.