Massage Parlor Reports

**JamesBlond007** · 02-22-24 11:39

Tl; dr: subpar massage and self service.

After getting ghosted by Kendall Snow, and feeling like I just needed a decent rub with the vague promise of more, geographical convenience led me to OP Oriental on Bluemound. Decent parking, entrance not too exposed. You can do your walk of shame in 20 feet, then round the corner and you're a grey man again. The place has all the trappings of a typical AMP. At this particular moment, I didn't care if I got the HE, so I figured it would be worth a shot for the review, if for no other reason.

I walk in and am immediately greeted by a short therapist, big rack and no butt. Typical. Didn't bother getting a name for reasons that will become clearer. I ask her if there's a TS both because I enjoy it but I also wanted to let her know in my own way that it wasn't my first hoe-down. She says sorry no, collects my 70 and leads me to a room to get comfy.

She comes back and begins what can be vaguely described as a "massage". Basically, she pours cold oil on your back, then does about 20 (I counted) large, quick circle movements with her hands or forearms covering the area of your neck to the small of your back. Not terribly therapeutic or relaxing, but just the sheer force of friction has an oddly pleasing numbing effect. As she progressed to the lower region, nothing much different, but toward the end she started a teasing play of the old walnuts, giving them a good squeeze now and again. Ok, I think to myself, here we go.

Now. I had read a few brief reviews that it was either hit or miss, or it was DIY, but others had said the first half rub was actually decent, so I walked in with the expectation of getting either one or the other. The fact that she made first contact gave me a bit of hope, but I did notice she was very careful not to commit to handling the joystick. Anyway, after a hot toweling, she told me to turn over.

Once on my back, she draped me with the towel and started trying to pull my arms out of their sockets. After pulling on my left arm, she placed my hand squarely on her ass while she began rubbing my upper hip area. She then pulled off the towel, placed my left hand on her very soft D cup, and placed my right hand on my very oily junk. "You go!" I immediately pulled my hand off and said "no. You help?" No, she says, very emphatically. She tried again to get me to SS / DIY, and I again said no. She got all huffy and slapped the towel back on, probably sensing the low tip she was going to get.

The rest of the rub was pretty uneventful. She sat on my legs and once again tried to goad me into pulling my own taffy, but I was adamant. If I go to McD's, they don't take my money and then lead me back to the fry station to cook my own f*cking food. I can beat off at home for free. She ended my time by "massaging" my scalp, or rather very forcefully tossling my hair. A loud "OK?" and my time is up about 10 min early. I got up from the table, and for the final time, she tried to get me to service myself. Jeez Louise, lady; take a hint. I dressed, gave her a Jackson, because whether it's an AMP or Massage Envy, a massage gets a tip. She ignored me from that point on.

I heard up to 3 other guys come and go, for reasons beyond me. If you're looking for either a decent massage or manual assist, go somewhere else.

**Gizzle Da King** · 02-21-24 18:49

How do you think the ladies decide who's going to massage who when us mongers come in? Do you think they base it off of looks or attraction? The highest ranked or mamasan only works on the attractive, fit guys and the lowest ranked has to massage someone less desirable?

**SS Man** · 02-20-24 08:57

I also am curious about this one! Has anyone visited her at all? Feel free to PM if you wish. Thanks!

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this girl? The ad is posted in Janesville CL, it was showing Lake Geneva, but now saying Milwaukee, just updated a day ago, so maybe travelling. The "sensual" is a bit high and it all depends on what that covers.

https://janesville.craigslist.org/hw...715490496.html

**ShortIrish** · 02-19-24 19:16

Originally Posted by Robert387 [View Original Post]

Have been out of the area for several months. Any new "recommendable" talent at either YY or SI that provides a good massage and. . . . " Thanks, TIA.

I've been to both off and on over the years most recently at SI last week. YY is still good but limited and you usually need an appointment. At SI I got a decent massage with a hard jackhammer that I had to interrupt. You do get to play with some very old and small titties though. Don't remember her name.

**DeepLover1** · 02-19-24 17:51

Originally Posted by DeepLover1 [View Original Post]

BB13, I know the owner was just in town over the holidays and maybe she set them straight? Since June, services got out of hand in her mind and based on reviews from everyone. She was last here in April / May.

Stopped by Bamboo today at 11 and the front door was locked? Sign posted from 2/8 about closing for Chinese New Year for a week, but we're past a week now. Any ideas?

**BadgerBadger13** · 02-19-24 14:37

Still on the quest for a decent massage in town. Stopped by Foot and La this past week.

When I walked into Foot, there were a couple of ladies that greeted me. They weren't old or ugly, but the one I drew had some gnarly teeth. When she came back into my room, she wore a mask. I asked for half an hour, and the experience was not great. The back massage was decent. When I flipped, the neck and shoulder were good. Then she assumed I wanted to touch myself and poured warm oil on the twig and berries. I told her I didn't want to touch myself, and she wiped it all up. The rest of the massage was unremarkable. She asked for a tip, but she did not receive it.

I went to La Massage, which I had not seen many reviews for the first time. It's at an odd location bc it's really close to several other massage places. It has a very narrow hallway with a few individual massage rooms, all self-contained. My MT was probably the easiest on the eyes from my recent visits. Her massage felt abusive at times, really using her pointy elbow to dig behind my shoulder blade. I asked for half an hour. She started really gently on the handy, which I appreciated, but it quickly got to shake weight speeds. After the fireworks, she walked out, and I thought she was coming back to work my shoulders or neck, but apparently, it was over. Because she came back 2 minutes later, telling me to go.

I doubt I'll go back to either.

BB13.

**Zeuss** · 02-18-24 12:19

Has anyone seen this girl? The ad is posted in Janesville CL, it was showing Lake Geneva, but now saying Milwaukee, just updated a day ago, so maybe travelling. The "sensual" is a bit high and it all depends on what that covers.

https://janesville.craigslist.org/hw...715490496.html

**Robert387** · 02-17-24 17:13

Have been out of the area for several months. Any new "recommendable" talent at either YY or SI that provides a good massage and. . . . " Thanks, TIA.

**AlwaysChillin** · 02-16-24 17:27

Originally Posted by BrewCityGuy [View Original Post]

Same owner as the place on King Street in Sun Prairie, if that helps.

Thanks. Never been there, but thanks anyways. Who knows, maybe they also own another place around here that I've called and gone to before.

**BrewCityGuy** · 02-16-24 10:50

Originally Posted by AlwaysChillin [View Original Post]

I got a text earlier today from tianmei referring to me as dear friend and saying that their new location is open. Just curious if anyone knows if this is a provider or a previous parlor that reopened under a new name? I'm leery about responding to unsolicited texts from numbers I don't know.

Same owner as the place on King Street in Sun Prairie, if that helps.

**Choppers** · 02-16-24 09:39

Originally Posted by AlwaysChillin [View Original Post]

I got a text earlier today from tianmei referring to me as dear friend and saying that their new location is open. Just curious if anyone knows if this is a provider or a previous parlor that reopened under a new name? I'm leery about responding to unsolicited texts from numbers I don't know.

It's a new spa that opened about 2 weeks ago on the east side on locust.

**AlwaysChillin** · 02-16-24 00:54

I got a text earlier today from tianmei referring to me as dear friend and saying that their new location is open. Just curious if anyone knows if this is a provider or a previous parlor that reopened under a new name? I'm leery about responding to unsolicited texts from numbers I don't know.

**BadgerBadger13** · 02-15-24 13:25

Originally Posted by Croppyboy [View Original Post]

Is this the Toyal in the Falls or West Allis.

Would you go back to this one?

West Allis. Considering going back, there are a few more places I haven't tried based on other reviews. Avoiding places that been reviewed as no-gos. Curious about Far East? And Foot? If anyone has recent experience, you can PM.

**Croppyboy** · 02-14-24 12:33

Is this the Toyal in the Falls or West Allis.

Would you go back to this one?

Originally Posted by BadgerBadger13 [View Original Post]

I still haven't been back to Bamboo since Linda told me she left, so I went to try Tianmei and Royal for the first times.

Royal is in a sad plaza next to a bowling alley, Dollar General, and nail salon. The parking lot is small enough that it's obvious where you're walking. On my way out, a LEO SUV was in the lot doing a loop. On my way in, a short Asian woman, 40's, immediately offered me 4-hands, which I declined. She offered a discount, which made me curious how young the other 2 hands would be, but I said next time. I started on my back. The massage started terrible on the shoulders but ended up decent for the rest. It's clear she hasn't been trained well. There was little discussion about l1 offerings, and after starting like a jackhammer, she slowed the pace without coaching. She let me roam a little under but had the standard soft flab.

Tianmei is close to campus and a vape shop, so there's a lot of foot traffic. In fact, the entrance splits into upper-floor apartments. When I walked up, a lady on the phone was having a shouting match to be left in. When I entered the shop, I could hear her upstairs yelling at whoever was up there. For a minute, I had slight domestic safety concerns with my pants off. There were two ladies there, and both seemed 40-50. They have a framed signed in the room stating that it's a legit establishment and anything sexual in nature is not allowed. Again, short with standard soft flab. The massage was worse than Tianmei and had an equal lack of enthusiasm for the fireworks. She asked for 50 tips when I was offering 40. Not wanting to argue in her broken English, I relented. I doubt I'll be back because there's nothing I'm curious about.

BB13.

**BadgerBadger13** · 02-13-24 22:33

I still haven't been back to Bamboo since Linda told me she left, so I went to try Tianmei and Royal for the first times.

Royal is in a sad plaza next to a bowling alley, Dollar General, and nail salon. The parking lot is small enough that it's obvious where you're walking. On my way out, a LEO SUV was in the lot doing a loop. On my way in, a short Asian woman, 40's, immediately offered me 4-hands, which I declined. She offered a discount, which made me curious how young the other 2 hands would be, but I said next time. I started on my back. The massage started terrible on the shoulders but ended up decent for the rest. It's clear she hasn't been trained well. There was little discussion about l1 offerings, and after starting like a jackhammer, she slowed the pace without coaching. She let me roam a little under but had the standard soft flab.

Tianmei is close to campus and a vape shop, so there's a lot of foot traffic. In fact, the entrance splits into upper-floor apartments. When I walked up, a lady on the phone was having a shouting match to be left in. When I entered the shop, I could hear her upstairs yelling at whoever was up there. For a minute, I had slight domestic safety concerns with my pants off. There were two ladies there, and both seemed 40-50. They have a framed signed in the room stating that it's a legit establishment and anything sexual in nature is not allowed. Again, short with standard soft flab. The massage was worse than Tianmei and had an equal lack of enthusiasm for the fireworks. She asked for 50 tips when I was offering 40. Not wanting to argue in her broken English, I relented. I doubt I'll be back because there's nothing I'm curious about.

BB13.