Massage Parlor Reports

**Amplover69** · 10-31-10 20:33

Whereabouts is Sierra located?

**BadAz Mofo** · 10-30-10 23:05

Originally Posted by Jack Dandy [View Original Post]

Has anyone used Soft-and-Gentle? Sounds suspiciously cheap.

I can also verify that Sierra is the real deal. Fun girl and not a clock watcher.

**Member #5121** · 10-30-10 01:40

It could easily be a total rip-off, but actually it isn't. Sierra's very nice and her place is a classic leave happy, feather touch experience – at those price's! She had a cute blondie working for her a few months back. It's down to just her right now I believe. Great for a quick get-away over your lunch hour.

Originally Posted by Jack Dandy [View Original Post]

Has anyone used Soft-and-Gentle? Sounds suspiciously cheap.

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relax-and-unwind-massages-starting-at-50-you-choose-your-masseuse-24/3498883

**Jack Dandy** · 10-29-10 19:48

Has anyone used Soft-and-Gentle? Sounds suspiciously cheap.

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relax-and-unwind-massages-starting-at-50-you-choose-your-masseuse-24/3498883

**LookingForLefty** · 10-29-10 11:48

Originally Posted by Litho Fox [View Original Post]

Just On Sundays it is open every nite till eight

I went by a couple of days ago and it was open.

**Litho Fox** · 10-24-10 23:29

Stay away from the place that was near college they moved and are now using a crummy rundown hotel each week.

Chick was nasty and had scabs all over her arms and legs. You know they don't have fresh linens in those dumps so you might be laying in last guys goo.

**Litho Fox** · 10-24-10 23:15

Originally Posted by Jack Dandy [View Original Post]

Just saw on ero mp that Asian Massage in Greenfield closed. Can anyone confirm this?

Just On Sundays it is open every nite till eight

**LookingForLefty** · 10-24-10 17:05

Originally Posted by Wetboy [View Original Post]

I went into it knowing that it was likely not a HE massage, so the only problem was that it was not worth the price. From what I observed Jessica (and probably Marissa) like to use their looks to get business but see themselves as completely legitimate. Unlike what I have heard about Courtney, Jessica actually gives a massage, but for the price it is not as good as what I have gotten from other legitimate providers.

Milwaukee's "Best" Massage is completely and only legitimate from everything I have heard. I have heard that one of the ladies there gives Tantric massage on her own away from that salon, but I have no personal experience with that.

I actually enjoy a legitimate massage with no HE. My ideal is both a good massage and a HE but that is as rare as a client that likes HE but doesn't push the provider for more and more.

I got a real massage, no HE from our friend and it pretty much put me in bed for two days I was so sore, but now I feel great. All for half the price of Ripoffnay that charges $120 to give you a light rub and with stupid look on her face. Jessica gives a $40 massage for $120 and I doubt she gets much repeat business. Otherwise she would not have advertise the hell out of CL. If she gave HE, her advertising days would be over, she'd probably get some repeat business. She was cool about no draping and self service, but still not much of a massage. Kind of air headed too. Maybe some of our brethren can change her tune.

**Wetboy** · 10-24-10 08:06

Originally Posted by Wi Nite Owl [View Original Post]

WetBoy Sorry to hear you had such a blue-ball busting experience with Jessica. Again, I'd be curious if her other therapist, Marissa is worth it. However, after reading your post, I don't think I want to chance the 120 for a bland session with a mature beauty.

I had a similar experience with 'Lay' at MilwaukeeBestMassage. Possible networking connection to a male tantric provider had me thinking she might be TGTBT. She truly is. I tried to flirt and be expressive. She was cool as ice, looked sexy as hell, and gave a 1 hour Swedish massage for 80 that I could have gotten anywhere for 60.

I went into it knowing that it was likely not a HE massage, so the only problem was that it was not worth the price. From what I observed Jessica (and probably Marissa) like to use their looks to get business but see themselves as completely legitimate. Unlike what I have heard about Courtney, Jessica actually gives a massage, but for the price it is not as good as what I have gotten from other legitimate providers.

Milwaukee's "Best" Massage is completely and only legitimate from everything I have heard. I have heard that one of the ladies there gives Tantric massage on her own away from that salon, but I have no personal experience with that.

I actually enjoy a legitimate massage with no HE. My ideal is both a good massage and a HE but that is as rare as a client that likes HE but doesn't push the provider for more and more.

**Member #5121** · 10-23-10 17:27

WetBoy Sorry to hear you had such a blue-ball busting experience with Jessica. Again, I'd be curious if her other therapist, Marissa is worth it. However, after reading your post, I don't think I want to chance the 120 for a bland session with a mature beauty.

I had a similar experience with 'Lay' at MilwaukeeBestMassage. Possible networking connection to a male tantric provider had me thinking she might be TGTBT. She truly is. I tried to flirt and be expressive. She was cool as ice, looked sexy as hell, and gave a 1 hour Swedish massage for 80 that I could have gotten anywhere for 60.

Originally Posted by Wetboy [View Original Post]

OK, I admit I TOFTT on this. She is very pretty and was wearing an outfit that suggested either a) she knows she is good looking and likes to show off or b) maybe something else is available. Sadly my experience was "a". I tried several different ways to get rid of the draping. No deal. Her hands stayed completely away from any "danger" zones to the point where I did not get the complete massage I would prefer. This one may be one where several visits earns you some privileges, but her rates are not low enough to encourage that. Overall I would say that if someone does get lucky with this one it would be good, but for right now I am not rich enough or desperate enough to pursue it.

**Jack Dandy** · 10-22-10 19:08

Just saw on ero mp that Asian Massage in Greenfield closed. Can anyone confirm this?

**Member #4361** · 10-21-10 11:52

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

Hey Wetboy, you and I have shared many of the same providers, both HE and legit. True Jessica is not really a scam but when she advertises in the sexy outfit, even though others have said no HE, you think to yourself they were just fat slobs. Handsome, good looking guys like us will make her change her tune. So such luck. Yep, sometmes we are not TOFTT but just taking one for ourselves to see if we can seduce one into a HE. Kind of like collecting baseball cards, you just go out and see how many you can collect.

Maybe that's why I hung in there with Cuntney as long as I did, although I did get regular HEs in the old days at the Sun Club. Best legit massage in town that I've ever gotten is from a CMT named Tori. Used to (still? Works at Le Club. I used to get massages at her house for a very reasonable price. No HEs or anything else related, but I didn't care because the deep tissue massage was that good. Very attractive girl also. Only probem was her incredibly annoying dog that became more and more problematic as time went on. Finally, after a mixup in an appointment time I decided to take a break from her. You can't say anything bad about someone's dog. It's like criticising their kid.

**Docdoc** · 10-21-10 10:36

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

Hey Wetboy, you and I have shared many of the same providers, both HE and legit.

Its a forum full of eskimo brothers :the

**LookingForLefty** · 10-21-10 10:18

Originally Posted by Wetboy [View Original Post]

Once again we learn that if we are too lazy to read through all the reports we have to learn our own lessons. I wish there was a database that was easier to search than this forum is. On the other hand this forum is MUCH better than nothing. Sometimes I'm just too lazy for my own good.

I'm not sure I would go so far as to call LA massage a scam. It is what it claims to be. The full hour was spent performing a reasonably good imitation of a massage. The fact that she is attractive is a positive. The fact that she is not really good at massage just makes her mediocre, not a scam. The fact that she does not fulfill my fantasy and jump me, is a sad fact of life. The fact that she charges too much for a mediocre massage is a lesson learned and now shared with you guys.

Hey Wetboy, you and I have shared many of the same providers, both HE and legit. True Jessica is not really a scam but when she advertises in the sexy outfit, even though others have said no HE, you think to yourself they were just fat slobs. Handsome, good looking guys like us will make her change her tune. So such luck. Yep, sometmes we are not TOFTT but just taking one for ourselves to see if we can seduce one into a HE. Kind of like collecting baseball cards, you just go out and see how many you can collect.

**Wetboy** · 10-20-10 23:58

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

Oh, you guys. Told you a long time ago the LA massage was a scam.

Once again we learn that if we are too lazy to read through all the reports we have to learn our own lessons. I wish there was a database that was easier to search than this forum is. On the other hand this forum is MUCH better than nothing. Sometimes I'm just too lazy for my own good.

I'm not sure I would go so far as to call LA massage a scam. It is what it claims to be. The full hour was spent performing a reasonably good imitation of a massage. The fact that she is attractive is a positive. The fact that she is not really good at massage just makes her mediocre, not a scam. The fact that she does not fulfill my fantasy and jump me, is a sad fact of life. The fact that she charges too much for a mediocre massage is a lesson learned and now shared with you guys.