Massage Parlor Reports

[ShortIrish]

Has anyone tried lavender spa in West bend? Is it legit or are extras available?

It's legit.

[BeetusBird]

Has anyone tried lavender spa in West bend? Is it legit or are extras available?

[WinstonCho]

Yes, 150. And yes that's a lot. I was already there and wanted the relief, so I caved. I rationalized it to myself at the time, but it definitely wasn't worth it. It is what it is at this point. I've made worse financial decisions in the past.

I have no idea what $+hf means. It's not part of any secret code I'm familiar with. It's okay to just write a number. Did you mean 150? If so, that's an awful lot of pay for a handy even with today's inflated prices. If you didn't mean 150, then I can't even hazard a guess at what you did mean.

[Sanctimonious6]

I visited about two weeks ago. The MT wasn't a looker and was probably in her 50's, but the massage was actually good. She gave me L1 for $+hf. I had a hard time keeping myself hard because she wasn't anywhere near my ideal looks, but she put in great effort. I ended up opting to finish myself while she played with my balls. They have a punch card system, 10 visits = freebie. I personally would not repeat.

I have no idea what $+hf means. It's not part of any secret code I'm familiar with. It's okay to just write a number. Did you mean 150? If so, that's an awful lot of pay for a handy even with today's inflated prices. If you didn't mean 150, then I can't even hazard a guess at what you did mean.

[LindzRNq]

Avoid, nothing good with this one.

Has anyone tried this one off of Craigslist? PM me if you want.

https://janesville.craigslist.org/hw...715490496.html

[WinstonCho]

I visited about two weeks ago. The MT wasn't a looker and was probably in her 50's, but the massage was actually good. She gave me L1 for $+hf. I had a hard time keeping myself hard because she wasn't anywhere near my ideal looks, but she put in great effort. I ended up opting to finish myself while she played with my balls. They have a punch card system, 10 visits = freebie. I personally would not repeat.

Thanks. Never been there, but thanks anyways. Who knows, maybe they also own another place around here that I've called and gone to before.

[LookingForLefty]

Been to YY a few times recently, but haven't reported because there was nothing new to report. However, today I met with Angela again and it was different. When I called for a time, the Mamasan was quick to say I should meet with Angela even though I asked for Linda or Angela. As soon as I walked in the door, she was there with Angela. Very good massage with some teasing and I was able to get down her pants (not the front) and under her bra. Much more willing than in the past. I'm hopeful for more in the future.

Normally they don't allow extra play on them. Don't get your hopes up for more. Really just lay back and enjoy rather than touch them. Believe me they don't like it.

[LookingForLefty]

I'd been thinking this afternoon I could go for some AMP time, thought I'd try something new (for me) since my last few visits at other parlors were so-so. Well time got late so I saw in my locale that this Lotus place on Racine Ave. In Waukesha was open to 9:30, so I thought great, I can be there by 8:15 and get an hour. Was greeted by a 30-something beauty with a slender sexy body in spandex and tight T-shirt with D cups protruding. Damn! Asked for the hour, she said sorry too late, just 1/2. I pointed to their poster with hours, open until 9:30. No, so sorry, not tonight, just 1/2. I got nekked and hard already just at the thought as I lie waiting. She quickly covered me up to my waist and asked hard or me-um, I said me-um please. But it was the roughest hardest rub ever, knuckles and elbows and painful squeezing. Not a trace of teasing, no flip, covered up to waist the whole time. When I left I met gal #2, a little shorter but also a hottie with a rack. NOW after the fact I read the reviews, same thing, legit, so you can update, nothing has changed here. I mean, when they have you shoved face down you can't enjoy even the visual beauty so shit.

Been for legit only. One time a lady hit on me but I wasn't ready. No V before I go. Never saw her there again. How this place stays open? Probably just a shill to launder cash.

[LindzRNq]

Avoid, total BS.

Has anyone seen this girl? The ad is posted in Janesville CL, it was showing Lake Geneva, but now saying Milwaukee, just updated a day ago, so maybe travelling. The "sensual" is a bit high and it all depends on what that covers.

https://janesville.craigslist.org/hw...715490496.html

[Mequon64]

Been to YY a few times recently, but haven't reported because there was nothing new to report. However, today I met with Angela again and it was different. When I called for a time, the Mamasan was quick to say I should meet with Angela even though I asked for Linda or Angela. As soon as I walked in the door, she was there with Angela. Very good massage with some teasing and I was able to get down her pants (not the front) and under her bra. Much more willing than in the past. I'm hopeful for more in the future.

M64

[Axel6]

Has anyone tried this one off of Craigslist? PM me if you want.

https://janesville.craigslist.org/hw...715490496.html

[WhoDathay]

I'd been thinking this afternoon I could go for some AMP time, thought I'd try something new (for me) since my last few visits at other parlors were so-so. Well time got late so I saw in my locale that this Lotus place on Racine Ave. In Waukesha was open to 9:30, so I thought great, I can be there by 8:15 and get an hour. Was greeted by a 30-something beauty with a slender sexy body in spandex and tight T-shirt with D cups protruding. Damn! Asked for the hour, she said sorry too late, just 1/2. I pointed to their poster with hours, open until 9:30. No, so sorry, not tonight, just 1/2. I got nekked and hard already just at the thought as I lie waiting. She quickly covered me up to my waist and asked hard or me-um, I said me-um please. But it was the roughest hardest rub ever, knuckles and elbows and painful squeezing. Not a trace of teasing, no flip, covered up to waist the whole time. When I left I met gal #2, a little shorter but also a hottie with a rack. NOW after the fact I read the reviews, same thing, legit, so you can update, nothing has changed here. I mean, when they have you shoved face down you can't enjoy even the visual beauty so shit.

[JamesBlond007]

I've had instances where I've went back and forth with a provider pushing SS, but instead of completely not doing it I started to stroke myself slowly while asking her to join and she took over. Maybe as a show I'm not LEO? Do you think it could be that type of situation? I've also had it where they still refused to join then I stop altogether.

Giz.

Interesting tactic, "you start, I finish". My spidey sense said that wasn't happening, but I could be wrong. I'm new to the area, so it makes a little bit of sense. Still, I'm a staunch "no SS" guy.

[Gizzle Da King]

I wonder what's turned them so prude? Just a year or so ago she lifted her shirt to let me play with them big titties while she worked the pole.

I've had instances where I've went back and forth with a provider pushing SS, but instead of completely not doing it I started to stroke myself slowly while asking her to join and she took over. Maybe as a show I'm not LEO? Do you think it could be that type of situation? I've also had it where they still refused to join then I stop altogether.

Giz.

Tl; dr: subpar massage and self service.

After getting ghosted by Kendall Snow, and feeling like I just needed a decent rub with the vague promise of more, geographical convenience led me to OP Oriental on Bluemound. Decent parking, entrance not too exposed. You can do your walk of shame in 20 feet, then round the corner and you're a grey man again. The place has all the trappings of a typical AMP. At this particular moment, I didn't care if I got the HE, so I figured it would be worth a shot for the review, if for no other reason.

I walk in and am immediately greeted by a short therapist, big rack and no butt. Typical. Didn't bother getting a name for reasons that will become clearer. I ask her if there's a TS both because I enjoy it but I also wanted to let her know in my own way that it wasn't my first hoe-down. She says sorry no, collects my 70 and leads me to a room to get comfy.

She comes back and begins what can be vaguely described as a "massage". Basically, she pours cold oil on your back, then does about 20 (I counted) large, quick circle movements with her hands or forearms covering the area of your neck to the small of your back. Not terribly therapeutic or relaxing, but just the sheer force of friction has an oddly pleasing numbing effect. As she progressed to the lower region, nothing much different, but toward the end she started a teasing play of the old walnuts, giving them a good squeeze now and again. Ok, I think to myself, here we go.

Now. I had read a few brief reviews that it was either hit or miss, or it was DIY, but others had said the first half rub was actually decent, so I walked in with the expectation of getting either one or the other. The fact that she made first contact gave me a bit of hope, but I did notice she was very careful not to commit to handling the joystick. Anyway, after a hot toweling, she told me to turn over.

Once on my back, she draped me with the towel and started trying to pull my arms out of their sockets. After pulling on my left arm, she placed my hand squarely on her ass while she began rubbing my upper hip area. She then pulled off the towel, placed my left hand on her very soft D cup, and placed my right hand on my very oily junk. "You go!" I immediately pulled my hand off and said "no. You help?" No, she says, very emphatically. She tried again to get me to SS / DIY, and I again said no. She got all huffy and slapped the towel back on, probably sensing the low tip she was going to get.

The rest of the rub was pretty uneventful. She sat on my legs and once again tried to goad me into pulling my own taffy, but I was adamant. If I go to McD's, they don't take my money and then lead me back to the fry station to cook my own f*cking food. I can beat off at home for free. She ended my time by "massaging" my scalp, or rather very forcefully tossling my hair. A loud "OK?" and my time is up about 10 min early. I got up from the table, and for the final time, she tried to get me to service myself. Jeez Louise, lady; take a hint. I dressed, gave her a Jackson, because whether it's an AMP or Massage Envy, a massage gets a tip. She ignored me from that point on.

I heard up to 3 other guys come and go, for reasons beyond me. If you're looking for either a decent massage or manual assist, go somewhere else.

[JamesBlond007]

Tl; dr: subpar massage and self service.

After getting ghosted by Kendall Snow, and feeling like I just needed a decent rub with the vague promise of more, geographical convenience led me to OP Oriental on Bluemound. Decent parking, entrance not too exposed. You can do your walk of shame in 20 feet, then round the corner and you're a grey man again. The place has all the trappings of a typical AMP. At this particular moment, I didn't care if I got the HE, so I figured it would be worth a shot for the review, if for no other reason.

I walk in and am immediately greeted by a short therapist, big rack and no butt. Typical. Didn't bother getting a name for reasons that will become clearer. I ask her if there's a TS both because I enjoy it but I also wanted to let her know in my own way that it wasn't my first hoe-down. She says sorry no, collects my 70 and leads me to a room to get comfy.

She comes back and begins what can be vaguely described as a "massage". Basically, she pours cold oil on your back, then does about 20 (I counted) large, quick circle movements with her hands or forearms covering the area of your neck to the small of your back. Not terribly therapeutic or relaxing, but just the sheer force of friction has an oddly pleasing numbing effect. As she progressed to the lower region, nothing much different, but toward the end she started a teasing play of the old walnuts, giving them a good squeeze now and again. Ok, I think to myself, here we go.

Now. I had read a few brief reviews that it was either hit or miss, or it was DIY, but others had said the first half rub was actually decent, so I walked in with the expectation of getting either one or the other. The fact that she made first contact gave me a bit of hope, but I did notice she was very careful not to commit to handling the joystick. Anyway, after a hot toweling, she told me to turn over.

Once on my back, she draped me with the towel and started trying to pull my arms out of their sockets. After pulling on my left arm, she placed my hand squarely on her ass while she began rubbing my upper hip area. She then pulled off the towel, placed my left hand on her very soft D cup, and placed my right hand on my very oily junk. "You go!" I immediately pulled my hand off and said "no. You help?" No, she says, very emphatically. She tried again to get me to SS / DIY, and I again said no. She got all huffy and slapped the towel back on, probably sensing the low tip she was going to get.

The rest of the rub was pretty uneventful. She sat on my legs and once again tried to goad me into pulling my own taffy, but I was adamant. If I go to McD's, they don't take my money and then lead me back to the fry station to cook my own f*cking food. I can beat off at home for free. She ended my time by "massaging" my scalp, or rather very forcefully tossling my hair. A loud "OK?" and my time is up about 10 min early. I got up from the table, and for the final time, she tried to get me to service myself. Jeez Louise, lady; take a hint. I dressed, gave her a Jackson, because whether it's an AMP or Massage Envy, a massage gets a tip. She ignored me from that point on.

I heard up to 3 other guys come and go, for reasons beyond me. If you're looking for either a decent massage or manual assist, go somewhere else.