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02-23-24 13:56 #9547
Posts: 299Moxie Massage
Has anyone tried this one off of Craigslist? PM me if you want.
https://janesville.craigslist.org/hw...715490496.html
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02-23-24 00:48 #9546
Posts: 46Lotus Waukesha oh what potential
I'd been thinking this afternoon I could go for some AMP time, thought I'd try something new (for me) since my last few visits at other parlors were so-so. Well time got late so I saw in my locale that this Lotus place on Racine Ave. In Waukesha was open to 9:30, so I thought great, I can be there by 8:15 and get an hour. Was greeted by a 30-something beauty with a slender sexy body in spandex and tight T-shirt with D cups protruding. Damn! Asked for the hour, she said sorry too late, just 1/2. I pointed to their poster with hours, open until 9:30. No, so sorry, not tonight, just 1/2. I got nekked and hard already just at the thought as I lie waiting. She quickly covered me up to my waist and asked hard or me-um, I said me-um please. But it was the roughest hardest rub ever, knuckles and elbows and painful squeezing. Not a trace of teasing, no flip, covered up to waist the whole time. When I left I met gal #2, a little shorter but also a hottie with a rack. NOW after the fact I read the reviews, same thing, legit, so you can update, nothing has changed here. I mean, when they have you shoved face down you can't enjoy even the visual beauty so shit.
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02-22-24 18:14 #9545
Posts: 348Originally Posted by GizzleDaKing [View Original Post]
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02-22-24 17:44 #9544
Posts: 28Op
I wonder what's turned them so prude? Just a year or so ago she lifted her shirt to let me play with them big titties while she worked the pole.
I've had instances where I've went back and forth with a provider pushing SS, but instead of completely not doing it I started to stroke myself slowly while asking her to join and she took over. Maybe as a show I'm not LEO? Do you think it could be that type of situation? I've also had it where they still refused to join then I stop altogether.
Giz.
Originally Posted by JamesBlond007 [View Original Post]
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02-22-24 11:39 #9543
Posts: 348OP / Oriental
Tl; dr: subpar massage and self service.
After getting ghosted by Kendall Snow, and feeling like I just needed a decent rub with the vague promise of more, geographical convenience led me to OP Oriental on Bluemound. Decent parking, entrance not too exposed. You can do your walk of shame in 20 feet, then round the corner and you're a grey man again. The place has all the trappings of a typical AMP. At this particular moment, I didn't care if I got the HE, so I figured it would be worth a shot for the review, if for no other reason.
I walk in and am immediately greeted by a short therapist, big rack and no butt. Typical. Didn't bother getting a name for reasons that will become clearer. I ask her if there's a TS both because I enjoy it but I also wanted to let her know in my own way that it wasn't my first hoe-down. She says sorry no, collects my 70 and leads me to a room to get comfy.
She comes back and begins what can be vaguely described as a "massage". Basically, she pours cold oil on your back, then does about 20 (I counted) large, quick circle movements with her hands or forearms covering the area of your neck to the small of your back. Not terribly therapeutic or relaxing, but just the sheer force of friction has an oddly pleasing numbing effect. As she progressed to the lower region, nothing much different, but toward the end she started a teasing play of the old walnuts, giving them a good squeeze now and again. Ok, I think to myself, here we go.
Now. I had read a few brief reviews that it was either hit or miss, or it was DIY, but others had said the first half rub was actually decent, so I walked in with the expectation of getting either one or the other. The fact that she made first contact gave me a bit of hope, but I did notice she was very careful not to commit to handling the joystick. Anyway, after a hot toweling, she told me to turn over.
Once on my back, she draped me with the towel and started trying to pull my arms out of their sockets. After pulling on my left arm, she placed my hand squarely on her ass while she began rubbing my upper hip area. She then pulled off the towel, placed my left hand on her very soft D cup, and placed my right hand on my very oily junk. "You go!" I immediately pulled my hand off and said "no. You help?" No, she says, very emphatically. She tried again to get me to SS / DIY, and I again said no. She got all huffy and slapped the towel back on, probably sensing the low tip she was going to get.
The rest of the rub was pretty uneventful. She sat on my legs and once again tried to goad me into pulling my own taffy, but I was adamant. If I go to McD's, they don't take my money and then lead me back to the fry station to cook my own f*cking food. I can beat off at home for free. She ended my time by "massaging" my scalp, or rather very forcefully tossling my hair. A loud "OK?" and my time is up about 10 min early. I got up from the table, and for the final time, she tried to get me to service myself. Jeez Louise, lady; take a hint. I dressed, gave her a Jackson, because whether it's an AMP or Massage Envy, a massage gets a tip. She ignored me from that point on.
I heard up to 3 other guys come and go, for reasons beyond me. If you're looking for either a decent massage or manual assist, go somewhere else.
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02-21-24 18:49 #9542
Posts: 28Random thoughts
How do you think the ladies decide who's going to massage who when us mongers come in? Do you think they base it off of looks or attraction? The highest ranked or mamasan only works on the attractive, fit guys and the lowest ranked has to massage someone less desirable?
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02-20-24 08:57 #9541
Posts: 117I also am curious about this one! Has anyone visited her at all? Feel free to PM if you wish. Thanks!
Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]
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02-19-24 19:16 #9540
Posts: 129Originally Posted by Robert387 [View Original Post]
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02-19-24 17:51 #9539
Posts: 43Bamboo
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02-19-24 14:37 #9538
Posts: 25Body and Foot and La Massage
Still on the quest for a decent massage in town. Stopped by Foot and La this past week.
When I walked into Foot, there were a couple of ladies that greeted me. They weren't old or ugly, but the one I drew had some gnarly teeth. When she came back into my room, she wore a mask. I asked for half an hour, and the experience was not great. The back massage was decent. When I flipped, the neck and shoulder were good. Then she assumed I wanted to touch myself and poured warm oil on the twig and berries. I told her I didn't want to touch myself, and she wiped it all up. The rest of the massage was unremarkable. She asked for a tip, but she did not receive it.
I went to La Massage, which I had not seen many reviews for the first time. It's at an odd location bc it's really close to several other massage places. It has a very narrow hallway with a few individual massage rooms, all self-contained. My MT was probably the easiest on the eyes from my recent visits. Her massage felt abusive at times, really using her pointy elbow to dig behind my shoulder blade. I asked for half an hour. She started really gently on the handy, which I appreciated, but it quickly got to shake weight speeds. After the fireworks, she walked out, and I thought she was coming back to work my shoulders or neck, but apparently, it was over. Because she came back 2 minutes later, telling me to go.
I doubt I'll go back to either.
BB13.
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02-18-24 12:19 #9537
Posts: 1041Moxie Massage?
Has anyone seen this girl? The ad is posted in Janesville CL, it was showing Lake Geneva, but now saying Milwaukee, just updated a day ago, so maybe travelling. The "sensual" is a bit high and it all depends on what that covers.
https://janesville.craigslist.org/hw...715490496.html
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02-17-24 17:13 #9536
Posts: 554Yin Yang & Sun Island recommendations?
Have been out of the area for several months. Any new "recommendable" talent at either YY or SI that provides a good massage and. . . . " Thanks, TIA.
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02-16-24 17:27 #9535
Posts: 41Tianmei
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02-16-24 10:50 #9534
Posts: 215Tianmei
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02-16-24 09:39 #9533
Posts: 29Spa
Originally Posted by AlwaysChillin [View Original Post]