Massage Parlor Reports

**MKEhe** · 11-03-22 14:21

Originally Posted by Taurus44 [View Original Post]

Anyone have an experience with her, posted under massage.

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/m...y/530770470215

TIA.

Pretty sure some people have seen her with decent results, but others have reported scamming, management issues, etc.

**Taurus44** · 11-03-22 10:15

Anyone have an experience with her, posted under massage.

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/m...y/530770470215

TIA.

**LookingForLefty** · 11-02-22 23:45

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

The way this conversation was going, I'm surprised nobody suggested downing a gallon of colonoscopy juice the day before every AMP excursion.

One time I got a BBBJ at an AMP and the lady put hand sanitizer on it. The pee hole burned for 3 days. Lesson learned. Never let them sanitize it.

FYI those old mamasans still golf often. All over 60 and all rarely step foot inside except after closing.

I looked at one mamasans Instagram and all she does is post her high end life style and occasionally group photos of her staff eating dinner. This mama is 40, dates rich men. Really rich men. She's 40 and a perfect body. Likes to show it off. Never gives a massage. Just handles the appointments.

**Sanctimonious6** · 11-02-22 22:48

Originally Posted by Slugo [View Original Post]

This is indicative of just how bad the AMP scene is in the area that we are filling the form with ass cleaning advice to this extent.

The way this conversation was going, I'm surprised nobody suggested downing a gallon of colonoscopy juice the day before every AMP excursion.

**Slugo** · 11-02-22 20:22

This is indicative of just how bad the AMP scene is in the area that we are filling the form with ass cleaning advice to this extent.

**AsiaPhileJake1** · 11-02-22 15:47

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

I think the advice applies since it improves success at the AMP. Never did the enema. But a few women who do penetrate the chicken eye don't want mud under the nails.

Been with a few civilian women who have smelled really bad ass up. As well as yeast infections in the V.

I'm just hoping the weather holds out so I can get a round in at Erin Hills with 3 mama-sans.

**Dthcb** · 11-02-22 14:50

Hi guys,

First time poster, long time lurker. Working in the Racine area for a few weeks, I see Joy massage advertising on skipthegames. Anybody have any experience here, or any other trusty shops around the hwy 20 area?

Thanks!

**NitroPimp** · 11-02-22 13:38

Originally Posted by BarOfSoap [View Original Post]

We got us a Lefty jr here.

I too, am sick of hearing.

This stuff over and over again.

Don't have a shitty ass? You don't say?

You know this, because you're an experienced monger. And of course your user I'd implicates that you are one clean son of a gun. It's advice for those that don't know. Since you already know of this you don't have to read it. Yes, you're right, O it is common sense to go in with a clean ass, body and everything else. Sorry to upset you Mr Clean.

Also, could work on yours sentencing skills. No need for double line break on every sentence.

**BarOfSoap** · 11-01-22 19:58

Originally Posted by NitroPimp [View Original Post]

Good advice to go in clean. Sunday mornings are some of the best time if you work during the week. Taking a shower 20 minutes before you get him, they can even smell that you just took a shower. They like that. But sometimes you have to go after work. Some guys including myself don't have the luxury of going home after work taking a shower and then heading to the spa.

Even if you don't have a sweaty job but take a dump during the day, wipe your ass good little assistance from a wet paper towel or a white wipe, even better. Even if you do a "paper check" and you don't get any brown, it can still stink.

I had a very familiar girl who was very comfortable with me, that told me she knew I pooped during the day. I had to admit that I did and through a towel over me went in the bathroom and used some of that hi alcohol content hand cleaner on TP. That's all they had in the bathroom. It doesn't deteriorate the TP like water does. It only burns & for a minute and you don't need water.

One thing about wet toilet paper it usually leaves behind little scraps. Especially if you have a hairy ass. You guys know who you are. Better off using a wet paper towel. If TP's the only thing in the bathroom, hopefully there's some lotion or some hand cleaner because wet toilet paper shreds too easily. Shaving your ass hole goes a long ways for cleaning. You don't have to shave your whole ass just a couple swipes around with the razor in the shower. Also feels better when they tease a little around the taint.

I've had a few actually compliment me for being clean. "you shave here today? Very good!" I'm sure many of these girls experience guys with bad hygiene. Some mongers are not even aware of it. Just like the stinky butt from the quick "wipe and go" at work. Think about that shit if you go to the spa after work. Did you clean your ass or not? Hopefully everybody's using some sort of deodorant too.

We got us a Lefty jr here.

I too, am sick of hearing.

This stuff over and over again.

Don't have a shitty ass? You don't say?

**MSmith9999** · 11-01-22 17:17

Originally Posted by Wenceslas [View Original Post]

But you're the one who started the blog, WTF.

So they would have a place to take the discussion. But that's probably a bit to simple for a guy like you to understand.

**Ps1999** · 11-01-22 13:22

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

I think the advice applies since it improves success at the AMP. Never did the enema. But a few women who do penetrate the chicken eye don't want mud under the nails.

Been with a few civilian women who have smelled really bad ass up. As well as yeast infections in the V.

If you need this kind of advice on how to be more appealing to the women you're going to see, theres really no amount of help anyone here can give you to have success with the ladies.

**RedPontiacX** · 11-01-22 13:22

Originally Posted by Choppers [View Original Post]

Can anyone recommend a good spot to go in Chinatown. Not sure what is offered. Just looking for a good HE. Thanks.

Will report back how things went.

You can look at rubmaps but I would avoid the discount massages as you get what you pay for. Many of the places advertised Chinatown address are actually going to route you to alternate locations YMMV. If you are just looking for rub and tug there are several down Archer starting from Ping at Chinatown square and heading west. If you want FS read the Chicago thread.

**Wenceslas** · 11-01-22 13:14

Originally Posted by MSmith9999 [View Original Post]

Can we knock off "Monger Grooming Tips" or at least take it somewhere that we can all ignore the stupid posts? Let's get to reports about trips to AMPs. I'll go make a category down below for you.

But you're the one who started the blog, WTF.

**Dr Manhattan** · 11-01-22 13:09

Originally Posted by Choppers [View Original Post]

Can anyone recommend a good spot to go in Chinatown. Not sure what is offered. Just looking for a good HE. Thanks.

Will report back how things went.

If you mean Chinatown in Chicago, then I suggest reading those boards, as there's plenty of info.

If you mean Milwaukee, there really is no Chinatown. We have a very small cluster of SE Asian businesses on 30th & National. Nothing beyond family run grocery stores and restaurants.