Massage Parlor Reports

**MSmith9999** · 11-01-22 17:17

Originally Posted by Wenceslas [View Original Post]

But you're the one who started the blog, WTF.

So they would have a place to take the discussion. But that's probably a bit to simple for a guy like you to understand.

**Ps1999** · 11-01-22 13:22

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

I think the advice applies since it improves success at the AMP. Never did the enema. But a few women who do penetrate the chicken eye don't want mud under the nails.

Been with a few civilian women who have smelled really bad ass up. As well as yeast infections in the V.

If you need this kind of advice on how to be more appealing to the women you're going to see, theres really no amount of help anyone here can give you to have success with the ladies.

**RedPontiacX** · 11-01-22 13:22

Originally Posted by Choppers [View Original Post]

Can anyone recommend a good spot to go in Chinatown. Not sure what is offered. Just looking for a good HE. Thanks.

Will report back how things went.

You can look at rubmaps but I would avoid the discount massages as you get what you pay for. Many of the places advertised Chinatown address are actually going to route you to alternate locations YMMV. If you are just looking for rub and tug there are several down Archer starting from Ping at Chinatown square and heading west. If you want FS read the Chicago thread.

**Wenceslas** · 11-01-22 13:14

Originally Posted by MSmith9999 [View Original Post]

Can we knock off "Monger Grooming Tips" or at least take it somewhere that we can all ignore the stupid posts? Let's get to reports about trips to AMPs. I'll go make a category down below for you.

But you're the one who started the blog, WTF.

**Dr Manhattan** · 11-01-22 13:09

Originally Posted by Choppers [View Original Post]

Can anyone recommend a good spot to go in Chinatown. Not sure what is offered. Just looking for a good HE. Thanks.

Will report back how things went.

If you mean Chinatown in Chicago, then I suggest reading those boards, as there's plenty of info.

If you mean Milwaukee, there really is no Chinatown. We have a very small cluster of SE Asian businesses on 30th & National. Nothing beyond family run grocery stores and restaurants.

**Choppers** · 11-01-22 12:52

Originally Posted by ScooterAllCity [View Original Post]

There's a Chinatown in the Milwaukee area? That's news to me.

There's one in the Chicago area. I'm heading that way soon.

**ScooterAllCity** · 11-01-22 11:58

Originally Posted by Choppers [View Original Post]

Can anyone recommend a good spot to go in Chinatown. Not sure what is offered. Just looking for a good HE. Thanks.

Will report back how things went.

There's a Chinatown in the Milwaukee area? That's news to me.

**Choppers** · 11-01-22 06:53

Can anyone recommend a good spot to go in Chinatown. Not sure what is offered. Just looking for a good HE. Thanks.

Will report back how things went.

**LookingForLefty** · 11-01-22 00:21

Originally Posted by MSmith9999 [View Original Post]

Can we knock off "Monger Grooming Tips" or at least take it somewhere that we can all ignore the stupid posts? Let's get to reports about trips to AMPs. I'll go make a category down below for you.

I think the advice applies since it improves success at the AMP. Never did the enema. But a few women who do penetrate the chicken eye don't want mud under the nails.

Been with a few civilian women who have smelled really bad ass up. As well as yeast infections in the V.

**MSmith9999** · 10-31-22 16:54

Originally Posted by KangarooKid [View Original Post]

Can you start a new section where we discuss masages and various endings, girls and prices? That way this one can continue being a cleaning tips area.

Can we knock off "Monger Grooming Tips" or at least take it somewhere that we can all ignore the stupid posts? Let's get to reports about trips to AMPs. I'll go make a category down below for you.

**KangarooKid** · 10-31-22 14:55

Can you start a new section where we discuss masages and various endings, girls and prices? That way this one can continue being a cleaning tips area.

**NitroPimp** · 10-31-22 14:45

Originally Posted by GetSomeNow17 [View Original Post]

Totally agree with you! Guys shave your boys, trim that Bush, clean your swamp ass and do your feet! I do all this and take a good shower before I see any spa adds. I also go one step further and give myself an enema. You never know if she is going to stick a finger in you or not and she doesn't want to play with a load of shit in you.

I think making sure you take a good dump and not having anything in the chamber is good enough. You can always take a soapy finger and clean your bunghole good enough. Anything beyond that Shield deserve what she gets!

Never heard of anybody preparing for a massage with an enema.

**GetSomeNow17** · 10-31-22 09:54

Originally Posted by NitroPimp [View Original Post]

Good advice to go in clean. Sunday mornings are some of the best time if you work during the week. Taking a shower 20 minutes before you get him, they can even smell that you just took a shower. They like that. But sometimes you have to go after work. Some guys including myself don't have the luxury of going home after work taking a shower and then heading to the spa.

Even if you don't have a sweaty job but take a dump during the day, wipe your ass good little assistance from a wet paper towel or a white wipe, even better. Even if you do a "paper check" and you don't get any brown, it can still stink.

I had a very familiar girl who was very comfortable with me, that told me she knew I pooped during the day. I had to admit that I did and through a towel over me went in the bathroom and used some of that hi alcohol content hand cleaner on TP. That's all they had in the bathroom. It doesn't deteriorate the TP like water does. It only burns & for a minute and you don't need water.

One thing about wet toilet paper it usually leaves behind little scraps. Especially if you have a hairy ass. You guys know who you are. Better off using a wet paper towel. If TP's the only thing in the bathroom, hopefully there's some lotion or some hand cleaner because wet toilet paper shreds too easily. Shaving your ass hole goes a long ways for cleaning. You don't have to shave your whole ass just a couple swipes around with the razor in the shower. Also feels better when they tease a little around the taint.

I've had a few actually compliment me for being clean. "you shave here today? Very good!" I'm sure many of these girls experience guys with bad hygiene. Some mongers are not even aware of it. Just like the stinky butt from the quick "wipe and go" at work. Think about that shit if you go to the spa after work. Did you clean your ass or not? Hopefully everybody's using some sort of deodorant too.

Totally agree with you! Guys shave your boys, trim that Bush, clean your swamp ass and do your feet! I do all this and take a good shower before I see any spa adds. I also go one step further and give myself an enema. You never know if she is going to stick a finger in you or not and she doesn't want to play with a load of shit in you.

**NitroPimp** · 10-30-22 11:08

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

Common curtesy to be clean. You do it. I do it. Take 15 seconds with some soapy toilet paper.

Agree- go to the slam dunk places. I actually prefer that than being surprised and having them make the first offer.

Good advice to go in clean. Sunday mornings are some of the best time if you work during the week. Taking a shower 20 minutes before you get him, they can even smell that you just took a shower. They like that. But sometimes you have to go after work. Some guys including myself don't have the luxury of going home after work taking a shower and then heading to the spa.

Even if you don't have a sweaty job but take a dump during the day, wipe your ass good little assistance from a wet paper towel or a white wipe, even better. Even if you do a "paper check" and you don't get any brown, it can still stink.

I had a very familiar girl who was very comfortable with me, that told me she knew I pooped during the day. I had to admit that I did and through a towel over me went in the bathroom and used some of that hi alcohol content hand cleaner on TP. That's all they had in the bathroom. It doesn't deteriorate the TP like water does. It only burns & for a minute and you don't need water.

One thing about wet toilet paper it usually leaves behind little scraps. Especially if you have a hairy ass. You guys know who you are. Better off using a wet paper towel. If TP's the only thing in the bathroom, hopefully there's some lotion or some hand cleaner because wet toilet paper shreds too easily. Shaving your ass hole goes a long ways for cleaning. You don't have to shave your whole ass just a couple swipes around with the razor in the shower. Also feels better when they tease a little around the taint.

I've had a few actually compliment me for being clean. "you shave here today? Very good!" I'm sure many of these girls experience guys with bad hygiene. Some mongers are not even aware of it. Just like the stinky butt from the quick "wipe and go" at work. Think about that shit if you go to the spa after work. Did you clean your ass or not? Hopefully everybody's using some sort of deodorant too.

**Slugo** · 10-29-22 19:27

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

Common curtesy to be clean. You do it. I do it. Take 15 seconds with some soapy toilet paper.

Agree- go to the slam dunk places. I actually prefer that than being surprised and having them make the first offer.

I would recommend using a wet wipe, T. P just doesn't stand up. That could turn into a real shit show literally!