Massage Parlor Reports

[Choppers]

Can anyone recommend a good spot to go in Chinatown. Not sure what is offered. Just looking for a good HE. Thanks.

Will report back how things went.

[LookingForLefty]

Can we knock off "Monger Grooming Tips" or at least take it somewhere that we can all ignore the stupid posts? Let's get to reports about trips to AMPs. I'll go make a category down below for you.

I think the advice applies since it improves success at the AMP. Never did the enema. But a few women who do penetrate the chicken eye don't want mud under the nails.

Been with a few civilian women who have smelled really bad ass up. As well as yeast infections in the V.

[MSmith9999]

Can you start a new section where we discuss masages and various endings, girls and prices? That way this one can continue being a cleaning tips area.

Can we knock off "Monger Grooming Tips" or at least take it somewhere that we can all ignore the stupid posts? Let's get to reports about trips to AMPs. I'll go make a category down below for you.

[KangarooKid]

Can you start a new section where we discuss masages and various endings, girls and prices? That way this one can continue being a cleaning tips area.

[NitroPimp]

Totally agree with you! Guys shave your boys, trim that Bush, clean your swamp ass and do your feet! I do all this and take a good shower before I see any spa adds. I also go one step further and give myself an enema. You never know if she is going to stick a finger in you or not and she doesn't want to play with a load of shit in you.

I think making sure you take a good dump and not having anything in the chamber is good enough. You can always take a soapy finger and clean your bunghole good enough. Anything beyond that Shield deserve what she gets!

Never heard of anybody preparing for a massage with an enema.

[GetSomeNow17]

Good advice to go in clean. Sunday mornings are some of the best time if you work during the week. Taking a shower 20 minutes before you get him, they can even smell that you just took a shower. They like that. But sometimes you have to go after work. Some guys including myself don't have the luxury of going home after work taking a shower and then heading to the spa.

Even if you don't have a sweaty job but take a dump during the day, wipe your ass good little assistance from a wet paper towel or a white wipe, even better. Even if you do a "paper check" and you don't get any brown, it can still stink.

I had a very familiar girl who was very comfortable with me, that told me she knew I pooped during the day. I had to admit that I did and through a towel over me went in the bathroom and used some of that hi alcohol content hand cleaner on TP. That's all they had in the bathroom. It doesn't deteriorate the TP like water does. It only burns & for a minute and you don't need water.

One thing about wet toilet paper it usually leaves behind little scraps. Especially if you have a hairy ass. You guys know who you are. Better off using a wet paper towel. If TP's the only thing in the bathroom, hopefully there's some lotion or some hand cleaner because wet toilet paper shreds too easily. Shaving your ass hole goes a long ways for cleaning. You don't have to shave your whole ass just a couple swipes around with the razor in the shower. Also feels better when they tease a little around the taint.

I've had a few actually compliment me for being clean. "you shave here today? Very good!" I'm sure many of these girls experience guys with bad hygiene. Some mongers are not even aware of it. Just like the stinky butt from the quick "wipe and go" at work. Think about that shit if you go to the spa after work. Did you clean your ass or not? Hopefully everybody's using some sort of deodorant too.

Totally agree with you! Guys shave your boys, trim that Bush, clean your swamp ass and do your feet! I do all this and take a good shower before I see any spa adds. I also go one step further and give myself an enema. You never know if she is going to stick a finger in you or not and she doesn't want to play with a load of shit in you.

[NitroPimp]

Common curtesy to be clean. You do it. I do it. Take 15 seconds with some soapy toilet paper.

Agree- go to the slam dunk places. I actually prefer that than being surprised and having them make the first offer.

Good advice to go in clean. Sunday mornings are some of the best time if you work during the week. Taking a shower 20 minutes before you get him, they can even smell that you just took a shower. They like that. But sometimes you have to go after work. Some guys including myself don't have the luxury of going home after work taking a shower and then heading to the spa.

Even if you don't have a sweaty job but take a dump during the day, wipe your ass good little assistance from a wet paper towel or a white wipe, even better. Even if you do a "paper check" and you don't get any brown, it can still stink.

I had a very familiar girl who was very comfortable with me, that told me she knew I pooped during the day. I had to admit that I did and through a towel over me went in the bathroom and used some of that hi alcohol content hand cleaner on TP. That's all they had in the bathroom. It doesn't deteriorate the TP like water does. It only burns & for a minute and you don't need water.

One thing about wet toilet paper it usually leaves behind little scraps. Especially if you have a hairy ass. You guys know who you are. Better off using a wet paper towel. If TP's the only thing in the bathroom, hopefully there's some lotion or some hand cleaner because wet toilet paper shreds too easily. Shaving your ass hole goes a long ways for cleaning. You don't have to shave your whole ass just a couple swipes around with the razor in the shower. Also feels better when they tease a little around the taint.

I've had a few actually compliment me for being clean. "you shave here today? Very good!" I'm sure many of these girls experience guys with bad hygiene. Some mongers are not even aware of it. Just like the stinky butt from the quick "wipe and go" at work. Think about that shit if you go to the spa after work. Did you clean your ass or not? Hopefully everybody's using some sort of deodorant too.

[Slugo]

Common curtesy to be clean. You do it. I do it. Take 15 seconds with some soapy toilet paper.

Agree- go to the slam dunk places. I actually prefer that than being surprised and having them make the first offer.

I would recommend using a wet wipe, T. P just doesn't stand up. That could turn into a real shit show literally!

[LookingForLefty]

There is a good possibility she had a sense that you were new to this. Relax and act like you've been there before. You could also try some AMPs where it's a sure thing. In Milwaukee you might have to deal with an older lady but at least for the most part they know what they are doing. Read up on the reports to get a better idea of other options. Traveling out of town might be another idea depending on what kind of experience you want. I would also like to add that no matter what anyone says on this board, you don't have to do a colon cleanse the night before and go in with a squeaky clean asshole but I've never gone without being freshly showered.

Common curtesy to be clean. You do it. I do it. Take 15 seconds with some soapy toilet paper.

Agree- go to the slam dunk places. I actually prefer that than being surprised and having them make the first offer.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

Finally decided to pull the trigger today and went. Walked right in and paid $50 for 1/2 hour. Went straight to the room. Stripped and waited about 10-15 minutes. Good massage. English was spotty. She was nice. Good body. Around 40. Pretty face. Gave a good massage. At the end she kept moving my hand on my junk. I took it away and she kept it up. She made me do SS and fingered me. Not what I had in mind but whatever.

There is a good possibility she had a sense that you were new to this. Relax and act like you've been there before. You could also try some AMPs where it's a sure thing. In Milwaukee you might have to deal with an older lady but at least for the most part they know what they are doing. Read up on the reports to get a better idea of other options. Traveling out of town might be another idea depending on what kind of experience you want. I would also like to add that no matter what anyone says on this board, you don't have to do a colon cleanse the night before and go in with a squeaky clean asshole but I've never gone without being freshly showered.

[LosingMoney]

What's the deal with the far east posting on here and other rm sites claiming erotic massage. Has anyone had any luck there? I feel I have gone a few times and tipped well and have only left disappointed.

Has there been any luck?

[IHateUsemames]

SS I can do that at home just not my thing there or elsewhere. I was in a similar boat I just laughed and declined was ready to walk. I got laughter back then down to standard busineess. Next time just walk out to the hallway standing high noon and ask who hirether will properly assist my royal phallus haha. On a serious note often the "chase" and anticipation is more exciting than the actual outcome.

Finally decided to pull the trigger today and went. Walked right in and paid $50 for 1/2 hour. Went straight to the room. Stripped and waited about 10-15 minutes. Good massage. English was spotty. She was nice. Good body. Around 40. Pretty face. Gave a good massage. At the end she kept moving my hand on my junk. I took it away and she kept it up. She made me do SS and fingered me. Not what I had in mind but whatever.

[Pciii99]

Yeah, I know that area well. Been in Brueggers many times. Didn't see anything.

Finally decided to pull the trigger today and went. Walked right in and paid $50 for 1/2 hour. Went straight to the room. Stripped and waited about 10-15 minutes. Good massage. English was spotty. She was nice. Good body. Around 40. Pretty face. Gave a good massage. At the end she kept moving my hand on my junk. I took it away and she kept it up. She made me do SS and fingered me. Not what I had in mind but whatever.

[Pciii99]

It's right next to Stone Creek. The very next door East.

Yep, saw it now. Thinking about giving it a try. This would be my first time going to a AMP.

[Freddie Kane]

IMO once you have been denied at YY you will always be denied. But worth a try. Something about you gave them a bad vibe. Don't feel bad, I've had my share of rejection. Try to think of anything you might have done. If you can't think of anything, don't worry, you have your other option. I suggest you double down on that option with a gift or extra tip next time.

I had a go-to place in Mississippi that I would visit on my AMP vacation. Totally full service with Korean spinners. Probably went 20 times. Then one day I went and got the most beautiful girl with a pouting lower lip. I couldn't wait to see that lower lip in action. Long story short, after we left the sauna, all I got was a lame rub down, no action, and some smart ass comments from the mamasan. They were shut down soon there after. Had been in business for many years.

Yeah not sure what's the reasoning. Went one more time for shits and giggled and was rejected but I did get a lady I never met before who called herself Maggie. Said she works there part time, long hair very soft spoken, solid English. Best looking female I've seen there so far. Her massage itself was pretty subpar.