Massage Parlor Reports

[Jimboooo]

So I came here to find out what others are saying. I got a massage two weeks ago for a back issue at a very upscale place. She was massaging my lower back, my butt, my thigh. I got a bit excited, but not much. Anyway she flips me over and moves my leg out. Then softly asks me to move my "member" to the other side. It was a little awkward and I laughed and complied. (I admit it, I was getting harder as she brushed against it).

Now I am intrigued, anyone have any experiences at a regular massage parlor? I don't want a low-rent Asian place, I enjoy the idea of something occurring at a legit place. I've also heard of Tease for Tips where regular women will gently touch it, knowing it gets them a bigger tip. Any thoughts on this?

[Call234]

I visited Asian Touch last week, and had a nice session with Linda. I got a very good massage, and left with a smile on my face. Stay safe.

[ShortIrish]

She was reportedly at the 144th and Capitol location last summer but it seems that she might no longer be there. I saw her a few times last year at 71st and North. I'm kicking myself for not going out to the 144th location when she was there. I've been trying track her down for a long, long time. Seems that she moves around alot, Tosa to Watertown to Brookfield, etc. The last time I called 144th / Capitol just a few weeks ago to see if she was still there, the woman who answered the phone said she was Sunny but I could tell it was clearly not her.

Sunny, the original Sunny, is back at 144th and Capitol.

[Dr Manhattan]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/5810933653.html

If this is her and legit, I need to pay Milwaukee another visit ASAP!

Yes, photo is accurate. Latina mom in her mid to late 30's in age. Not a bad massage in itself. She seems to have some level of training. Never dimmed the lights during the massage, which felt impersonal and made her seem even more stand-offish and clinical. Despite having some some skills, she's there to make money and it shows in her attitude. She probably always got what she wanted when she was younger, so come with a heavy wallet. My 2 cents.

[LookingForLefty]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/5810933653.html

If this is her and legit, I need to pay Milwaukee another visit ASAP!

Water Street. Lots of reviews. To summarize, its ebony and Hispanic workers, good massage FB is your friend, ok ending. Pricing a bit higher than AMPs.

[Shockerz]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/5810933653.html

If this is her and legit, I need to pay Milwaukee another visit ASAP!

[BadGr54]

I made the mistake of driving past this place recently when I was on my way home and traveling through the area anyway. The magnetic lure of their sign pulled me in. I swore in my head I was just going to go in and see what the girls looked like. But before I knew it I was inside and lying face down naked. Saying to myself in my head "come on dude, this has to be the last time wasting my money at an AMP when there are so many young attractive women on BP that want to suck my dick and fuck" But instead I was getting an uncomfortable low quality massage from a middle aged average woman for $60 for the hour and paying her requested $40 tip for the HE. Hopefully I will spend my money more wisely next time.

The thing is that many guys travel all over hell & gone looking for just that (more / less). The HE part. Granted most hope for at least an average massage to go with the HE, but the HE is the main attraction. Also, most are hoping for that attractive, sexy unicorn to appear from behind the curtain but we all know that's not very likely. MANY guys wind up with an unattractive grandma, who either offers self service or nothing at all and then bitches about the low tip.

It seems that 60 for the massage is about the going rate and 40 tip for a HJ HE is average also. I agree that for 100 a guy sure could do better elsewhere. So why do guys go to AMP's? Well, first off, it's a (semi) legitimate business where you are not going to get ripped off cash & dash style or worse yet, beat up and robbed by the girl's pimp, etc. Also you are not going to catch an STD since 99.9% of the time there is nothing more than a HJ possible, at least around Milwaukee. YMMV. Likelihood of getting busted at an AMP is nil. You don't even need a burner phone. With all of these built in "safety" features I guess it's worth it for some guys. The convenience is nice also. There when you need them. With some BP girls setting up an appointment is like pulling teeth.

Personally I would consider an AMP if it was 100 for a decent massage with a BJ ending. Then it would be worth it (depending). Since around here it's MAYBE HJ at the end I just don't think it's worth it at all.

[Days Fun]

How did you contact her? Email? (Last time I saw her ad, I passed because there was no phone #.). I'd rather call, or maybe text.

I had no problem using e-mail. I have a blind G-M acct I use. She got back to me in no time, and then I gave her a number to text me at (my burner). From there on it is text message or a phone call.

[MrSmartyPants]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/5800290109.html

By now the link is down. Pic isn't her. OR maybe?? But very close in size, hair and body. Skin tone is darker in real life.

Pic would be described as a selfie, dark curly hair, black shirt and pants maybe taken in a bedroom. Hope that helps if an ad pops up again.

I enjoyed myself. Great topless massage. True to the HR. Nice finish and fun friendly personality. I dropped $ for the hour. Would repeat. Better attitude than most. No negotiation, provides what is expected.

Safe are day or night, around 27th and Layton.

How did you contact her? Email? (Last time I saw her ad, I passed because there was no phone #.). I'd rather call, or maybe text.

[Days Fun]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/5800290109.html

By now the link is down. Pic isn't her. OR maybe?? But very close in size, hair and body. Skin tone is darker in real life.

Pic would be described as a selfie, dark curly hair, black shirt and pants maybe taken in a bedroom. Hope that helps if an ad pops up again.

I enjoyed myself. Great topless massage. True to the HR. Nice finish and fun friendly personality. I dropped $ for the hour. Would repeat. Better attitude than most. No negotiation, provides what is expected.

Safe are day or night, around 27th and Layton.

[FlintStone69]

I made the mistake of driving past this place recently when I was on my way home and traveling through the area anyway. The magnetic lure of their sign pulled me in. I swore in my head I was just going to go in and see what the girls looked like. But before I knew it I was inside and lying face down naked. Saying to myself in my head "come on dude, this has to be the last time wasting my money at an AMP when there are so many young attractive women on BP that want to suck my dick and fuck" But instead I was getting an uncomfortable low quality massage from a middle aged average woman for $60 for the hour and paying her requested $40 tip for the HE. Hopefully I will spend my money more wisely next time.

[HornyGoat69]

She was reportedly at the 144th and Capitol location last summer but it seems that she might no longer be there. I saw her a few times last year at 71st and North. I'm kicking myself for not going out to the 144th location when she was there. I've been trying track her down for a long, long time. Seems that she moves around alot, Tosa to Watertown to Brookfield, etc. The last time I called 144th / Capitol just a few weeks ago to see if she was still there, the woman who answered the phone said she was Sunny but I could tell it was clearly not her.

I stopped by 2 days back. Was welcomed by a Asian lady late 30's. She had a scar on her face. When asking her name. Said she was Sunny. Massage was good but a little hurried. Did only 30 minutes. Left happy after a TS.

I haven't a clue who Sunny was and her looks don't match the description of Sunny in the posts before. Guess you have to take a stroll and confirm for us.

[CuteWOne]

I reviewed this place on 9/13, believe I saw "Lulu". Cuter than average. A little greedy at tip-time.

I've seen her a few times, she's nice if you're looking for a so so massage at best but a nice finish. As for the tip, I never had a problem with her.

[LookingForLefty]

She was reportedly at the 144th and Capitol location last summer but it seems that she might no longer be there. I saw her a few times last year at 71st and North. I'm kicking myself for not going out to the 144th location when she was there. I've been trying track her down for a long, long time. Seems that she moves around alot, Tosa to Watertown to Brookfield, etc. The last time I called 144th / Capitol just a few weeks ago to see if she was still there, the woman who answered the phone said she was Sunny but I could tell it was clearly not her.

Sunny is a very common name in the local AMP scene. I know of 3-4. They change names often, it is common to have one girl use several different names. This way they can tell who is giving reviews. Or it gives them a clue. My guess is that 90% of the women will change their name when going to a new spa. The other 10% like the name recognition and are serious about their job. Especially career vets like Connie down at Cozy in Libertyville. Or the most famous AMP Mikki in Charlotte MI. She is about 63 or so now and has been working the midwest AMPs since the late 70's. She is as good as they get and I'm sure some of you have seen her. No way she is changing her name. BTW if you ever want to meet a true Asian sex addict this women really enjoys her work. She can pick up vibe right away and will know exactly how to please you to the max without having to give directions. A common problem in Milwaukee are the 50 year olds who think we all want a machine gun jack hammer finish while are balls are squeezed like playdough. Yeah, maybe that works with one guy but not another. Others need a nice slow tip to base, with gentle ball rubbing. I find some just never learn and I don't go back.

[MrSmartyPants]

Who did you see there?

I reviewed this place on 9/13, believe I saw "Lulu". Cuter than average. A little greedy at tip-time.