Massage Parlor Reports

[HandsOnly]

Was hoping it would be back to business as usual so took a plunge.

Did get a decent massage but it was Han Solo at the finish.

After reading earlier thoughts, I thought the same and visited 92nd and cap. One single provider. Full HR. Entered the room early, I finished undressing while she watched. Gave me soft touch massage only, but never touched the essentials. I asked and she said next time. After flip, more of the same, and being stiff as a board, thought it would go without saying. Nope. Just more soft touch massage only, and repeatedly says next time. I ask her if she would like DATY, she says next time. So time is up, I get dressed, and have trouble with stiffness, due to being so blue from the HR of teasing massage only. She comes back in, and I show her my concern, she says next time. Out in the lobby area, I ask her if I can just sit on the couch and relax, because I am too stiff and sore to walk in the office building. She finds it funny and points to the bathroom, and walks away. I leave anyway.

I go to GT and find another place I sourced here. I find out I needed an appointment to get in.

Still troubled, I go to 144 and Cap. I get in. I guess her to be 42-46 same as on 92nd. Undress, and same problem occurs from my frustration earlier, very stiff and in need of a real massage. She comes in, and sees I have a condition and says. "sexy, you come here before?" I explain my story to her, yes been here many times. So now medium-hard massage, followed by massage of my most stiff parts. Then she cattle prods my prostate and I am overwhelmed and need to get up on all 4's and finish the first part of the massage. I flip for an awesome facial massage, and after good conversation, I get an amazing towel dragging massage. This leads to another fantastic finish that she initiates and completes. She says, You never go 92nd, come here only, I take care of you much better than they do. Here you relax only. " 2 for 1 here made up for all of my annoyances. All standard rates apply.

[ZZZMan1234]

Thailand is better then Tijuana for massage.

I had a 4 hand in Prague that was AMAZING. Next stop for me will be Romania.

[BobSteel]

Tijuana? I'm thinking deep-tissue.

Thailand is better then Tijuana for massage.

[OlderGuys2]

Has anyone tried this place yet and if so how is it? You can send me a I'm if you don't want to say on here. Thanks.

[Zeuss]

Locally for deep tissue, I found Casey's technique suitable. She claims to have quite a few customers who skip the extras and simply see her for the massage. Seems somewhat legit, as she comes across as a relatively decent person, with good table side manner.

If you REALLY want deep tissue with potential for HJ, head down to Northbrook. Tall, nicely stacked Russian brunette with long, jet black hair. Early 30's. YMMV, but the deep tissue is damn good. She likes to tease, with hard pressure bordering on BDSM, so you'll feel it for sure.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/NorthbrookSpa/

I've never had any luck there, but I have at their neighbors in the basement.

[Dr Manhattan]

Tijuana? I'm thinking deep-tissue.

Locally for deep tissue, I found Casey's technique suitable. She claims to have quite a few customers who skip the extras and simply see her for the massage. Seems somewhat legit, as she comes across as a relatively decent person, with good table side manner.

If you REALLY want deep tissue with potential for HJ, head down to Northbrook. Tall, nicely stacked Russian brunette with long, jet black hair. Early 30's. YMMV, but the deep tissue is damn good. She likes to tease, with hard pressure bordering on BDSM, so you'll feel it for sure.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/NorthbrookSpa/

[Curious Jack]

Tell me your dream massage. I bet between me and Dr Manhattan we can set you up. You might have to get on an airplane.

Tijuana? I'm thinking deep-tissue.

[Zazap]

Was hoping it would be back to business as usual so took a plunge.

Did get a decent massage but it was Han Solo at the finish.

[Zeuss]

Anyone know if Angelica who's doing massages has opened up her menu and how much?

Thanks!

[LookingForLefty]

I've never gotten a massage of any kind but after reading the posts in this section over a lengthy period of time, it doesn't seem to be worth the effort. Lots of reports of fraud, deception, police shutting down establishments, etc. Maybe a masseuse who works out of her home is the way to go.

Tell me your dream massage. I bet between me and Dr Manhattan we can set you up. You might have to get on an airplane.

[Curious Jack]

I've never gotten a massage of any kind but after reading the posts in this section over a lengthy period of time, it doesn't seem to be worth the effort. Lots of reports of fraud, deception, police shutting down establishments, etc. Maybe a masseuse who works out of her home is the way to go.

[Guapo Marx]

The one next to the pizza place is legit. They keep you covered entire time, very similar to the 2 AMPs on national in new Berlin. The Lilly massage on the other side of greenfield from 138th got a HE.

Qin is a waste of time. If the owner Jenny did the massage I'd for a legit session but she is never there. Old ladies or chubs in stead. Bad massage and no fun. Lilly has changed their policy but never had the cuter ones, just the fussy old woman and I would not let her near my junk. Get grabbed my cock in a rude way and that did not go over well. Plus I hear they negotiate and I don't do that. Can't get a boner discussing money. Only if they just dim the lights and go with the flow. Saving the juice for someone more worthy. The other one on 138th and G, well we all know they have the third base coach calling them in. But not going there. I don't think they are clean enough for sliding into 3rd.

[ToolTimeTim]

Drove by tonight around 7. Lights out. Was my most recent go to. Bummed as it was fairly convenient. There is another on the SW corner of G and SS (w side of building by pizza place). An intel? If not, may need to TOFTT.

The one next to the pizza place is legit. They keep you covered entire time, very similar to the 2 AMPs on national in new Berlin. The Lilly massage on the other side of greenfield from 138th got a HE.

[LookingForLefty]

Speaking of curvy masseuses, is anyone still on the inside track with Ginger? She's the shorter, hot and cold blonde who did body rubs from a professional table near Marquette. As I posted a few months ago, her Facebook still says that she "dances. " I've never been able to pin down if that is a real gig on her part.

Over the years I have noticed you really like the Caucasian sensual massage gals. I too have preferred them but its hard to find one that is attractive to me. Rachel in her early days was attractive. Little Red lost weight and gave good head. But most have been chubs with sloppy big tits. For a bit extra I've hooked up with some spinners but have never had a tranta spinner therapist under 53. You have had better luck than me and have TOFTT. Its part of the hunt which is often the funnest part.

[Dr Manhattan]

Speaking of curvy masseuses, is anyone still on the inside track with Ginger? She's the shorter, hot and cold blonde who did body rubs from a professional table near Marquette. As I posted a few months ago, her Facebook still says that she "dances. " I've never been able to pin down if that is a real gig on her part.