Massage Parlor Reports

**StevinYoas** · 03-06-18 21:10

I'm about 90% AMPs, 10% BP, 0% SW. Moving towards 95% AMPs. No drama, no risk of STD, I know what I"m getting most of the time, no risk of set up for robbery or other BS. For the most part, you more likely to get the time you pay for and usually very pleasant experience. To your point, everyone has their own thing. Just my two cents.

Safe hunting.

Originally Posted by Mmm5464 [View Original Post]

So, I understand everyone has their own"thing", but why do some of you keep going back to certain message locations. I tried a few on the south side and in Racine. Besides a HJ and a sad message, I got nothing out of it. Plus the message was 60 to 80 and plus tip.

Why not just get a provider from BP or a walker and get a BJ or more for less cost? The only FS place I've been to wad south west of Chicago, and it only team about 1.5 for a message and FS.

So just curious, what's the draw? Why am I missing? I'm not criticizing, just wondering. Thanks.

**Mmm5464** · 03-06-18 18:31

Originally Posted by HuntingStreets [View Original Post]

I'm assuming you mean "massage" and I used to wonder that myself. But then I realized that the AMP guys probably think we SW / BP guys are nuts for taking all the risks we do. And a lot of times we don't up all that great ourselves. To each their own.

HS.

Yes, my spelling is terrible.

**NewtonBomb** · 03-06-18 17:12

Originally Posted by Mmm5464 [View Original Post]

So, I understand everyone has their own"thing", but why do some of you keep going back to certain message locations. I tried a few on the south side and in Racine. Besides a HJ and a sad message, I got nothing out of it. Plus the message was 60 to 80 and plus tip.

Why not just get a provider from BP or a walker and get a BJ or more for less cost? The only FS place I've been to wad south west of Chicago, and it only team about 1.5 for a message and FS.

So just curious, what's the draw? Why am I missing? I'm not criticizing, just wondering. Thanks.

I can show up at my usual places and 9 out of 10 or better I'm leaving happy. I don't have to sit in some parking lot or on a side street wondering what happened to the * I can pretty much walk in whenever I want, no appointments, no texts, no shitty neighborhoods, no drama. Do I strike out? Not often enough for me to change my mind. Besides, I'm just a lazy fat guy that needs to get his rocks off and it does the trick for me.

Hunting has it almost right, just because I see BP and the SW shopping filled with crazies, I don't wonder why you do it. We all got to bust a nut sometimes and we all have things that trip our triggers. No judgement here, just not my thing.

**HuntingStreets** · 03-06-18 14:54

Originally Posted by Mmm5464 [View Original Post]

So, I understand everyone has their own"thing", but why do some of you keep going back to certain message locations. I tried a few on the south side and in Racine. Besides a HJ and a sad message, I got nothing out of it. Plus the message was 60 to 80 and plus tip.

Why not just get a provider from BP or a walker and get a BJ or more for less cost? The only FS place I've been to wad south west of Chicago, and it only team about 1.5 for a message and FS.

So just curious, what's the draw? Why am I missing? I'm not criticizing, just wondering. Thanks.

I'm assuming you mean "massage" and I used to wonder that myself. But then I realized that the AMP guys probably think we SW / BP guys are nuts for taking all the risks we do. And a lot of times we don't up all that great ourselves. To each their own.

HS.

**Mmm5464** · 03-06-18 12:16

So, I understand everyone has their own"thing", but why do some of you keep going back to certain message locations. I tried a few on the south side and in Racine. Besides a HJ and a sad message, I got nothing out of it. Plus the message was 60 to 80 and plus tip.

Why not just get a provider from BP or a walker and get a BJ or more for less cost? The only FS place I've been to wad south west of Chicago, and it only team about 1.5 for a message and FS.

So just curious, what's the draw? Why am I missing? I'm not criticizing, just wondering. Thanks.

**CuteWOne** · 03-04-18 18:39

Has anyone ever got a massage on a massage milking table? I always wanted to get one! Wonderi g if anyone around Milwaukee area does it.

**Dr Manhattan** · 03-04-18 17:56

Originally Posted by TheDarkLurker [View Original Post]

Interested but don't see any reviews of her on here don't think I can TOFTT when it involves a razor near my jewels. Anybody have any info feel free to PM me.

She's very forthright and ambitious, with a reasonably strong head on her shoulders. Without revealing to much personal info, I also believe there's some medical background there, if it helps to put your mind at ease.

**TheDarkLurker** · 03-03-18 19:44

Originally Posted by BooMack [View Original Post]

For those interested Casey caress is now offering manscaping.

Interested but don't see any reviews of her on here don't think I can TOFTT when it involves a razor near my jewels. Anybody have any info feel free to PM me.

**Aehtra** · 03-03-18 18:07

Originally Posted by ScooterAllCity [View Original Post]

What happened on your visit with her?

Pretty much the same as this review of her. I could tell she was hoping I wasn't going to try anything. I respected that.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/detail/goddess-asha-review-by-bellacojoe-2170279

**Dr Manhattan** · 03-03-18 18:02

Originally Posted by Aehtra [View Original Post]

I booked Asha last summer. She has you get completely naked but she doesn't. There was no HE at all. I booked with her again about a month ago, and and then after a little bit of chitchat I told her exactly what I wanted. She was not down and the appointment was canceled. I also booked with that new girl they have in Oconomowoc. The booking lady told me on the phone very explicitly that there would be no sexual release. I figured what the hell I'd do it anyways. Then the actual MT texted me with directions from her real phone. Which linked to her Facebook. I wasn't really feeling the vibe of the lady, so I canceled.

Did you attempt to self-serve, or accidental roaming along her leg or thigh? I know that many MT's who allow nudity, will wait to see you finish yourself off on the first visit. From there, it's a good sign that more is available on the return visit. Besides checking to see if you're LE, it's their way of getting the most out of your dollar.

**ScooterAllCity** · 03-03-18 16:22

Originally Posted by HManForFun [View Original Post]

Saw this one recently. http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Therap...uples/30014807. Has anybody tried it? What happens in the time?

What happened on your visit with her?

**Aehtra** · 03-03-18 15:14

Originally Posted by HManForFun [View Original Post]

Saw this one recently. http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Therap...uples/30014807. Has anybody tried it? What happens in the time?

I booked Asha last summer. She has you get completely naked but she doesn't. There was no HE at all. I booked with her again about a month ago, and and then after a little bit of chitchat I told her exactly what I wanted. She was not down and the appointment was canceled. I also booked with that new girl they have in Oconomowoc. The booking lady told me on the phone very explicitly that there would be no sexual release. I figured what the hell I'd do it anyways. Then the actual MT texted me with directions from her real phone. Which linked to her Facebook. I wasn't really feeling the vibe of the lady, so I canceled.

**Dr Manhattan** · 03-03-18 12:16

Originally Posted by HManForFun [View Original Post]

Saw this one recently. http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Therap...uples/30014807. Has anybody tried it? What happens in the time?

I'm not familiar with this woman, but on the West coast, Tantra is a popular marketing strategy for independent MT's. It's usually a higher-priced finger touch massage with HJ, dressed in the smell of burning incense and Eastern music. The focus is placed on quiet relaxation and the finish itself is often delivered slowly, with more edging. "Classier" than an AMP, but don't go in expecting the knots worked out of your back or neck. Most of these "tantric goddesses" are seeking for a way to make tangible money out of their holistic lifestyle. Expect some haughty lecturing about oneness with the universe and their pet political causes.

170 for 1.5 hours. I've had that kind of time padded out with their herbal foot soaks or breathing exercises, while not moving on the table. 140 would also buy you a half-way therapeutic 1 hour session with finish at an EMP in Northbrook or Deerfield.

**BrewCityGuy** · 03-03-18 11:37

Originally Posted by CrackerJack77 [View Original Post]

Agreed. It was not good. At that point, I should have stepped up at that point and put an end to it. It crossed my mind. But I figured, what's the point since I had already paid at that point. That was my biggest mistake. My experiences were better with the others who said no to my proposal. I'm not sure why, but I think I lower my standards when it comes to AMPs.

Had the Saran Wrap BJ once at a place in Illinois. When the girl brought the Saran Wrap in the room I had no idea how terrible it would be. You wouldn't think it would be much different that a BJ with a condom but it is. It's much worse. I would have told her either do it BB or just forget it. Maybe next time come prepared with your own cover. Preferably non lubricated.