Massage Parlor Reports

[Dr Manhattan]

With Backpage, we had a market bubble of AMP's. I fully expect we'll see a full market contraction. Let's hope the best of the bunch survive, but that's asking a lot from a hit-and-miss UTR industry.

Save your cash for an introductory trial membership at SA. Meet a college aged woman and finally have a conversation in English with somebody youthful. It's a needle in the haystack search at times, but it's worth the experience and the potential for freebies.

If you want that exotic touch without the battle suits and kimchi breath, take the hour drive to Deerfield or Northbrook for a European massage.

[GPSlikesy]

After checking out some Google reviews and 'reading between the lines' I gave this place a shot a few days ago. Easy to find off of I94, seems to be just one mid-40's AF who runs the place.

Pros- Average to above average massage, I asked for light to medium touch. She was very pleasant and would murmur a few times if 'so and so' felt good. Hands drifted to all the right places after I gave the signs it was ok. I did take a chance and ask if it was ok to flip and she said yes. The finish was very nice and she was very pleasant about it (which helps alot IMO).

Cons- Only problem is the office complex has thin walls so the man next door was on a phone call or something. If you need to total solitude, go after 4 or 5 PM (open till 930) Overall a very nice experience and a goodish massage from a nice lady. I'll def go back. Was 80 for an hour and I tipped a bit extra.

Thanks for the info. I've wanted to try that one.

[Member #5933]

After checking out some Google reviews and 'reading between the lines' I gave this place a shot a few days ago. Easy to find off of I94, seems to be just one mid-40's AF who runs the place.

Pros- Average to above average massage, I asked for light to medium touch. She was very pleasant and would murmur a few times if 'so and so' felt good. Hands drifted to all the right places after I gave the signs it was ok. I did take a chance and ask if it was ok to flip and she said yes. The finish was very nice and she was very pleasant about it (which helps alot IMO).

Cons- Only problem is the office complex has thin walls so the man next door was on a phone call or something. If you need to total solitude, go after 4 or 5 PM (open till 930) Overall a very nice experience and a goodish massage from a nice lady. I'll def go back. Was 80 for an hour and I tipped a bit extra.

Wait. Door fee 80? Or was this the total?

[GetSomeNow17]

Glad to see this up and going again! I went to Sussex twice and they are GREAT!! Best massage I had in a while. Good H. E. Better than 144 and cap. I still like sunny but think things have gone down hill a bit ever since Janie left.

[Breezy57]

After checking out some Google reviews and 'reading between the lines' I gave this place a shot a few days ago. Easy to find off of I94, seems to be just one mid-40's AF who runs the place.

Pros- Average to above average massage, I asked for light to medium touch. She was very pleasant and would murmur a few times if 'so and so' felt good. Hands drifted to all the right places after I gave the signs it was ok. I did take a chance and ask if it was ok to flip and she said yes. The finish was very nice and she was very pleasant about it (which helps alot IMO).

Cons- Only problem is the office complex has thin walls so the man next door was on a phone call or something. If you need to total solitude, go after 4 or 5 PM (open till 930) Overall a very nice experience and a goodish massage from a nice lady. I'll def go back. Was 80 for an hour and I tipped a bit extra.

[MSmith9999]

Well, I TOFTT and tried this place out. It's the one a bit west of the other one.

Got an ok, not great massage. I won't go back. Why? Well, the massage was average at best, the lady was very mechanical and there was no roaming. On the flip she dumped oil on my junk and told me to take care of it. "We only massagy here".

I am tired of AMPs and like the other guy, I am going to find another hobby.

[Midnight Sun]

...Well l also caught a whiff of her breath and man did I shrivel up...

I died laughing from this. Cheers Mate!

[Doggo1987]

I had one session in 113th and greenfield recently. The massage was lame (not that I am expecting masseuse level skills here) but it was akin to tickling. I also told her to avoid my asshole but she (younger but still has a butter face) puts a gob of oil there. I was about to just chalk it up to the HE. When I flipped she pinned me down and jacked on my guy hard. I told her ease up on the nails and she was talking nonsense about oh so big or why no gf shit. Well l also caught a whiff of her breath and man did I shrivel up. This was the last AMP I am trying in area I am going to go only to independents from now on or Chicago!

Oh and damage was around $.

Doggo Out.

[PNR2004]

Just a sign of the aging process. Some people always talk loudly because they are going deaf. You hear them in restaurants too. But Loudmongors are a buzz kill. With so few places open it sucks. Well, that is the problem. There is no suck available.

[BrewCityGuy]

I hear you!

Mr. Loudmonger and a few others stopped in to my ATF AMP this weekend. I was enjoying my time when the chimes rang. The other girl greets him. "hello, massagie?

I hear "how much, something else (muffled) how soon, how much (read the placard, it's right in front where you are standing) more talk, (muffled), how long are you open?, Blah, blah, blah. The poor girl couldn't understand him really, because of the language barrier and he was speaking too fast and kinda rude. First rule of AMPing. Slow down, English isn't their first language! Speak a little slower and sound friendly. Try to look friendly. You might not get that vibe that you get when you are brash and rude!

My girl had to go out and tell him later, come back. Same questions. I asked my girl, what the problem was. She said he wanted her. He didn't come back. I hope.

Too bad for the other girl. She had three walk-ins and they all left. Some time in between walk ins, the phone rang, the other girl yelled through the door in Chinese. My girl stopped again. Jeez. Similar conversation as she stood near the door. ! hour 60 etc. Don't stop in at 8:30 expecting the best. Where you going to go next?

Some guys can't settle for what's in front of them, the girl who wasn't busy wasn't bad. Got to have the best? Start early. Hey, I'm a late monger too. By the time I get to my AMP it's 7 PM or worse. Guess what? I called ahead and because she (or they) know me, She waits. She know I will be on time and can fit another one in with time scheduled. I agree, not all AMPs are like that, most likely they have been burned by Mr. Loudmonger who cancels without calling.

Build trust. Late Walk in? Settle, you may not get another chance that night.

I'll never understand why some guys think talking louder will make the girls understand English better. Maybe when I don't understand Chinese I should have them scream it at me. But now I'll take a loud guy over some guy opening the door to my room because no one came out to greet him.

[BrewCityGuy]

I lost track of that girl probably about 2 years ago. I bet she is still around somewhere. Try Asian New Feel at W. Cap. Brkfld she might be there. I don't visit the AMPs much anymore. Curious about Mr. Loudmouth.

She isn't at Asian New Feeling. I'm not really actively looking for her. I just think it's strange that the store is still there but it's been closed for close to two years.

[LookingForLefty]

I lost track of that girl probably about 2 years ago. I bet she is still around somewhere. Try Asian New Feel at W. Cap. Brkfld she might be there. I don't visit the AMPs much anymore. Curious about Mr. Loudmouth.

Cindy has to be close to 60 now. She was 55, looked good, about 5 years ago. Last I heard she was still with her husband. She was not well liked by the other AMP women in the area so she might be blacklisted.

Loud guys really spoil the mood. Might as well have fire alarm go off. A loud mouth puts everyone inside on edge and the women have to try to put the fire out and get everyone calmed down again. Be quiet, be a gentleman, and pretend you are the guy on the table and think of his comfort. The women will share data on a loud mouth and ban them from the parlors. Just like casinos, they share data on the identities of trouble makers. In fact one guy was such a jerk a friend of mine paid him a personal visit to straighten him out.

[NitroPimp]

We all know about Mr. Loudmonger when he walks into a spa. Talks too loud and asks way too many questions. Don't be that guy. Here is another tip. When you walk into a parlor and the MT doesn't come out and greet you right away, maybe try opening and closing the door so the bell or chimes ring again or maybe leave and come back later. Do not go wandering around the place and opening doors you shouldn't open. You don't want to see me and I sure as hell don't want to see you.

I hear you!

Mr. Loudmonger and a few others stopped in to my ATF AMP this weekend. I was enjoying my time when the chimes rang. The other girl greets him. "hello, massagie?

I hear "how much, something else (muffled) how soon, how much (read the placard, it's right in front where you are standing) more talk, (muffled), how long are you open?, Blah, blah, blah. The poor girl couldn't understand him really, because of the language barrier and he was speaking too fast and kinda rude. First rule of AMPing. Slow down, English isn't their first language! Speak a little slower and sound friendly. Try to look friendly. You might not get that vibe that you get when you are brash and rude!

My girl had to go out and tell him later, come back. Same questions. I asked my girl, what the problem was. She said he wanted her. He didn't come back. I hope.

Too bad for the other girl. She had three walk-ins and they all left. Some time in between walk ins, the phone rang, the other girl yelled through the door in Chinese. My girl stopped again. Jeez. Similar conversation as she stood near the door. ! hour 60 etc. Don't stop in at 8:30 expecting the best. Where you going to go next?

Some guys can't settle for what's in front of them, the girl who wasn't busy wasn't bad. Got to have the best? Start early. Hey, I'm a late monger too. By the time I get to my AMP it's 7 PM or worse. Guess what? I called ahead and because she (or they) know me, She waits. She know I will be on time and can fit another one in with time scheduled. I agree, not all AMPs are like that, most likely they have been burned by Mr. Loudmonger who cancels without calling.

Build trust. Late Walk in? Settle, you may not get another chance that night.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

Just curious. Does anyone know what happened to Cindy and King Massage on Hwy 100 and Beloit? It's been closed for about two years I think, but the sign is still on the building and it looks like everything is still inside. Someone must be paying the rent?

We all know about Mr. Loudmonger when he walks into a spa. Talks too loud and asks way too many questions. Don't be that guy. Here is another tip. When you walk into a parlor and the MT doesn't come out and greet you right away, maybe try opening and closing the door so the bell or chimes ring again or maybe leave and come back later. Do not go wandering around the place and opening doors you shouldn't open. You don't want to see me and I sure as hell don't want to see you.

I lost track of that girl probably about 2 years ago. I bet she is still around somewhere. Try Asian New Feel at W. Cap. Brkfld she might be there. I don't visit the AMPs much anymore. Curious about Mr. Loudmouth.

[BrewCityGuy]

Just curious. Does anyone know what happened to Cindy and King Massage on Hwy 100 and Beloit? It's been closed for about two years I think, but the sign is still on the building and it looks like everything is still inside. Someone must be paying the rent?

We all know about Mr. Loudmonger when he walks into a spa. Talks too loud and asks way too many questions. Don't be that guy. Here is another tip. When you walk into a parlor and the MT doesn't come out and greet you right away, maybe try opening and closing the door so the bell or chimes ring again or maybe leave and come back later. Do not go wandering around the place and opening doors you shouldn't open. You don't want to see me and I sure as hell don't want to see you.