Massage Parlor Reports

[Wsw555]

I use to make reservations. What I learned from multiple occurrences is that they will always take the one that is in front of them because too many reservations never show up. Bird in the hand mentality.

Unless you are a regular and they know you.

[Hobbyvalley]

Upsell city over there. . 6 just for a tits out HE, $ for FIV. Hard pass. No indication that FS was available.

[GetSomeNow17]

Looking at rub ratings Chicago under prostate massage. Does anyone know of a good safe one? Please help me out I need a good massage in both places. Sunnys prostate massage sucks, she just shoves a finger in!!

[Noob2017]

I'm a recently new lurker (past few months). Been in the hobby but not too frequent. I'm used to paying the 2-4 per hr incall and getting rushed out in 15 minutes. Which is frustrating after reading this forum.

Thought I'd try AMP. I get massages time to time at legit places without HE so I thought this would be interesting.

I called the place and made a reservation. Got there on time. Told to wait 20 minutes even though I made reservation. I'm 30 minutes from this place so I did. Lady comes back tells me another 50 minutes.

I told her I'd wait since it's a long drive. At this point, I would've been fine with a massage WITHOUT HE. But after I told her I'd wait, she physically grabbed and dragged me out of there saying nevermind they're busy.

I literally did nothing to set off any alarm. I was nothing but polite. The lady's English is so bad that I couldn't even figure out what was happening.

Never had a terrible experience like this in the hobby. Would not repeat or recommend. Nothing but a waste of time. I'm used to reading reviews somewhere before trying something so I NEVER had an experience like this. Terrible.

I use to make reservations. What I learned from multiple occurrences is that they will always take the one that is in front of them because too many reservations never show up. Bird in the hand mentality.

[LookingForLefty]

Is that there is no such thing as an appointment for an asian massage parlor. It is simply first come first served. You must find an ideal part of the day you can drive there and get in right away. I am tipping my hand here, but I have found early morning, a bit before noon, and right before close as ideal times to go. Next time try that and see what happens.

If you are a trusted good customer they will make an appt for you. You better show up and show on time. They know your phone number and who you are if you have been there enough. My AMP ladies will turn people away knowing I'm coming. Make sure you are at a two girl place so the chances of being interrupted are less. Get a frequent flyer card from them so they know how many times you are coming. They all have names for us like they have fake names for themselves. Sometimes they write down my real name and sometimes a nick name like LIttle Dick, Harely Guy, Trike Man, Big Red Truck Bald guy, etc. Be business like. They are a business that provides a service just like the dry cleaner. You go enough they recognize a good customer and if they get new girls, they know you are a good customer from your phone and frequent flyer card.

[PNR2004]

Yeah they don't really want you hanging out there waiting. On the other hand if you leave and aren't there when the next opening comes up and someone else pops in they'll get serviced first. They won't wait for someone to come back that may not come back. It's a crapshoot. I also tend to find mornings, especially weekday mornings best.

Usually they put me in an empty room to wait. They also collect the cash when they put you in the room. Best time is week day mornings but those can be busy too. A few weeks ago I saw Jess on a Sunday morning. WOW. Her phone was lit up like a Christmas tree. All you mongers stop on the way to church. Her performance was typical Jess. She is one of my ATF. The downside of morning is that you pass the housekeeping staff on the way to the room. Awkward. Part of this post should have been in another section.

[Amplover69]

Yeah they don't really want you hanging out there waiting. On the other hand if you leave and aren't there when the next opening comes up and someone else pops in they'll get serviced first. They won't wait for someone to come back that may not come back. It's a crapshoot. I also tend to find mornings, especially weekday mornings best.

[Kampyone]

Told to wait 20 minutes even though I made reservation. I'm 30 minutes from this place so I did. Lady comes back tells me another 50 minutes.

I told her I'd wait since it's a long drive.

Did you wait in the lobby? I don't know about others, and I'm assuming they agree since I've never seen anyone waiting in the lobby, but when they said 'wait for 30 minutes' they mean go to McDonalds or Menards and come back in 30. I think their protocol (and ours) is to not let us see each other at an AMP. I was once told to wait 5 minutes and ushered into their little kitchen / laundry room to hide (instead of sitting on the couch) while the other monger was escorted out after his session.

You just ran into a negative situation. Give it another shot.

[BigMilwaukee]

Is that there is no such thing as an appointment for an asian massage parlor. It is simply first come first served. You must find an ideal part of the day you can drive there and get in right away. I am tipping my hand here, but I have found early morning, a bit before noon, and right before close as ideal times to go. Next time try that and see what happens.

I'm a recently new lurker (past few months). Been in the hobby but not too frequent. I'm used to paying the 2-4 per hr incall and getting rushed out in 15 minutes. Which is frustrating after reading this forum.

Thought I'd try AMP. I get massages time to time at legit places without HE so I thought this would be interesting.

I called the place and made a reservation. Got there on time. Told to wait 20 minutes even though I made reservation. I'm 30 minutes from this place so I did. Lady comes back tells me another 50 minutes.

I told her I'd wait since it's a long drive. At this point, I would've been fine with a massage WITHOUT HE. But after I told her I'd wait, she physically grabbed and dragged me out of there saying nevermind they're busy.

I literally did nothing to set off any alarm. I was nothing but polite. The lady's English is so bad that I couldn't even figure out what was happening.

Never had a terrible experience like this in the hobby. Would not repeat or recommend. Nothing but a waste of time. I'm used to reading reviews somewhere before trying something so I NEVER had an experience like this. Terrible.

[Rbhanson711]

Wow. You got fucked good!! At least it did not cost any $$.

I tend to value my time over money as I usually work a lot more hours than the average joe! I was feeling frustrated enough that I made an account!

Sometimes it's mind blowing how hard it is to spend your hard earned money!

[PNR2004]

I'm a recently new lurker (past few months). Been in the hobby but not too frequent. I'm used to paying the 2-4 per hr incall and getting rushed out in 15 minutes. Which is frustrating after reading this forum.

Thought I'd try AMP. I get massages time to time at legit places without HE so I thought this would be interesting.

I called the place and made a reservation. Got there on time. Told to wait 20 minutes even though I made reservation. I'm 30 minutes from this place so I did. Lady comes back tells me another 50 minutes.

I told her I'd wait since it's a long drive. At this point, I would've been fine with a massage WITHOUT HE. But after I told her I'd wait, she physically grabbed and dragged me out of there saying nevermind they're busy.

I literally did nothing to set off any alarm. I was nothing but polite. The lady's English is so bad that I couldn't even figure out what was happening.

Never had a terrible experience like this in the hobby. Would not repeat or recommend. Nothing but a waste of time. I'm used to reading reviews somewhere before trying something so I NEVER had an experience like this. Terrible.

Wow. You got fucked good!! At least it did not cost any $$.

[Rbhanson711]

I'm a recently new lurker (past few months). Been in the hobby but not too frequent. I'm used to paying the 2-4 per hr incall and getting rushed out in 15 minutes. Which is frustrating after reading this forum.

Thought I'd try AMP. I get massages time to time at legit places without HE so I thought this would be interesting.

I called the place and made a reservation. Got there on time. Told to wait 20 minutes even though I made reservation. I'm 30 minutes from this place so I did. Lady comes back tells me another 50 minutes.

I told her I'd wait since it's a long drive. At this point, I would've been fine with a massage WITHOUT HE. But after I told her I'd wait, she physically grabbed and dragged me out of there saying nevermind they're busy.

I literally did nothing to set off any alarm. I was nothing but polite. The lady's English is so bad that I couldn't even figure out what was happening.

Never had a terrible experience like this in the hobby. Would not repeat or recommend. Nothing but a waste of time. I'm used to reading reviews somewhere before trying something so I NEVER had an experience like this. Terrible.

I've worked out a deal with one AMP that I just come in and they just do the HJ and I'm gone. Takes about 15 min. I'm not the only one. One time at New Massage the mama had to leave the room for 15 minute, do a guy, and then she came back. Kind of rude leaving me there but guess he was in a hurry. Also if the AMP is busy and they know you, they want to get you in and out quick, so $30 total for 15 min is ok with some.

Tried to stop by the Moon Spa on Cap a month or so ago, found it to be closed up. I was disappointing, I usually enjoyed the massage, and the girls remembered me, so there was no wondering if a HE was in the mix. It just happened. No tip discussion, just good.

My second choice was the AMP at 145 & cap. I have been here often enough where there's no question that a HE is coming, but for some reason I preferred the Moon. Who knows why.

Anyway, walked in. Must have been a rush of mongers at that moment, because they seemed to be scrambling to see who was going to do what. Now, I never ask for names. I don't really care. And the less I know about them, the less they know about me. All the better.

So, a 30-something, and in my opinion, more attractive girl kinda glommed onto my arm, but I was being led into another room with a differed provider. This second girl started the massage, asked how I liked it. I was enjoying it. Plenty of teasing. Things were going well. Then, some loud talking in their native language and she leaves. The original arm-grabber comes in and says that SHE'S doing the massage. Ok, fine. She was better looking anyway. She jumps into things without getting any input from me and gives me probably the worst massage I've ever had at an AMP. On the flip she goes right to work on shorty without any kind of massage on my chest, legs, etc.

I haven't been properly primed, so the pump wasn't ready to flow yet. And she starts complaining "why you take so long". I pop out her titties and play with them for a while. Tried to get a FIV, but she resisted. It was weird actually, she let me put my hand down her pants, but held her legs together so I couldn't get a FIV. All the while she kept working me. I thought it odd, anyway.

So, eventually I pop, she cleans me up, I tip and notice that I've only been on the table for 40-ish minutes.

I REALLY enjoy AMPs where you feel like you're not in a HJ factory, but ACTUALLY getting a good Asian massage from someone who knows what they're doing. Then with a HE. As if it's their custom and the natural ending of a massage. I don't want to feel like I just came in for a HJ. So, let's get this over with.

There was one girl who was at 92nd and Lincoln and then later was at Moon Spa who would even help me put my shoes on after. Maybe she spoiled me for how I expect AMPs to operate.

[LookingForLefty]

I had something like this happen to me at a place that is long gone. It was a busy night and mama put in a room and told there would be a wait. I lay down and a minute later my masseuse comes in leans down and asked if I want a BJ, I say sure, flop over, she takes care of business and I'm out the door. Probably the quickest massage I've ever had.

Once you get to know the mama well she will give you a special brake. I know one out of state and her parlor runs 15 min specials all day long for the military. For years its been $15 for 15 min plus tip. That old gal has been doing it now for over 40 years.

[Lets Play 2]

I've worked out a deal with one AMP that I just come in and they just do the HJ and I'm gone. Takes about 15 min. I'm not the only one. One time at New Massage the mama had to leave the room for 15 minute, do a guy, and then she came back. Kind of rude leaving me there but guess he was in a hurry. Also if the AMP is busy and they know you, they want to get you in and out quick, so $30 total for 15 min is ok with some.

I had something like this happen to me at a place that is long gone. It was a busy night and mama put in a room and told there would be a wait. I lay down and a minute later my masseuse comes in leans down and asked if I want a BJ, I say sure, flop over, she takes care of business and I'm out the door. Probably the quickest massage I've ever had.

[LookingForLefty]

Tried to stop by the Moon Spa on Cap a month or so ago, found it to be closed up. I was disappointing, I usually enjoyed the massage, and the girls remembered me, so there was no wondering if a HE was in the mix. It just happened. No tip discussion, just good.

My second choice was the AMP at 145 & cap. I have been here often enough where there's no question that a HE is coming, but for some reason I preferred the Moon. Who knows why.

Anyway, walked in. Must have been a rush of mongers at that moment, because they seemed to be scrambling to see who was going to do what. Now, I never ask for names. I don't really care. And the less I know about them, the less they know about me. All the better.

So, a 30-something, and in my opinion, more attractive girl kinda glommed onto my arm, but I was being led into another room with a differed provider. This second girl started the massage, asked how I liked it. I was enjoying it. Plenty of teasing. Things were going well. Then, some loud talking in their native language and she leaves. The original arm-grabber comes in and says that SHE'S doing the massage. Ok, fine. She was better looking anyway. She jumps into things without getting any input from me and gives me probably the worst massage I've ever had at an AMP. On the flip she goes right to work on shorty without any kind of massage on my chest, legs, etc.

I haven't been properly primed, so the pump wasn't ready to flow yet. And she starts complaining "why you take so long". I pop out her titties and play with them for a while. Tried to get a FIV, but she resisted. It was weird actually, she let me put my hand down her pants, but held her legs together so I couldn't get a FIV. All the while she kept working me. I thought it odd, anyway.

So, eventually I pop, she cleans me up, I tip and notice that I've only been on the table for 40-ish minutes.

I REALLY enjoy AMPs where you feel like you're not in a HJ factory, but ACTUALLY getting a good Asian massage from someone who knows what they're doing. Then with a HE. As if it's their custom and the natural ending of a massage. I don't want to feel like I just came in for a HJ. So, let's get this over with.

There was one girl who was at 92nd and Lincoln and then later was at Moon Spa who would even help me put my shoes on after. Maybe she spoiled me for how I expect AMPs to operate.

I've worked out a deal with one AMP that I just come in and they just do the HJ and I'm gone. Takes about 15 min. I'm not the only one. One time at New Massage the mama had to leave the room for 15 minute, do a guy, and then she came back. Kind of rude leaving me there but guess he was in a hurry. Also if the AMP is busy and they know you, they want to get you in and out quick, so $30 total for 15 min is ok with some.