Massage Parlor Reports

[Dr StrangeLust]

Saw her yesterday at her incall in Tosa. She pulled her ad because she's no longer taking any new clients. Has a nice little business for herself and really trying to increase her skin care / manscaping business. She will see select new clients with a referral from a trusted source but those referrals are going to be hard to come by! She's a gem!!

And the level of service definitely increased! There are rumors of FS and I'd be interested in knowing if those rumors are true. PM me if you'd rather. She's honestly so adorable and sweet! She couldn't say "thank you so much for coming!" enough. I wish I could date her haha. I do believe however that she's not taking on new clients.

[NewtonBomb]

Were can I find a massage that gives extras in Germantown meno falls Sussex or Waukesha area? Thanks PM ME if you want .

Seriously! Google "Asian Massage Germantown, Sussex, Waukesha", try a few places out and use your senses to see if they are open to extras. Ask their names, introduce yourself, seem interested in them, be respectful, smile and laugh. Be a good customer and they might be open for more.

I'm not trying to be a dick here but you always seem to be looking for the same thing and never coming up with reports on what you've found. Get out there, do the work. Good things will come to you if you try. To paraphrase, "You've got to kiss a lot of frogs to find your princess".

There is no magic phrase, hand signals or actions that will guarantee that these girls will do anything other than rub your back. Get your mojo working brother.

[NewtonBomb]

So I'm at my UTR AMP. I go in and the Mamasan is trying to call some girl to come and do me 'cause they seem to be busy. I ask her about the girl she's calling and she indicates to me that the girl is "big". Not into the Big Girl thing, I can stay home and get that, so I tell her I want her or I'm going to have to leave. She relents and takes me to the first room, blah, blah blah, you know the drill. While I'm getting my junk teased from behind, the girl she called arrives and I decipher from the LOUD conversation they have in Mandarin that the new arrival is in charge of the door while the Mamasan is busy. Sure enough, a new arrival comes in and she seems to know the guy 'cause he's giving excuses why he hasn't been in for so long. As she's trying to hustle him back to a room, he states, "So it's still 30 dollars for a massage right?" The girl tells him no, it's 60 and then he tells her that's all he brought with him and he'll have to come back another time.

So as I'm leaving I see this girl sitting with her phone plastered to her face. My God! She's not only big, but she's butt ugly too! She looks like she was the strongest girl in a Chinese foundry before she came here for "The Good Life". Now I would have just left if I thought that she was going to give me a massage but I thought this guy was pretty smooth and good at thinking on his feet. He let her down easy without creating a scene. Hats off to you Mr. Diplomat.

Just to clarify; This isn't technically UTR. They advertise but there's no signage out front. The only way I found it was I was on that side of town and felt the itch so I googled Asian massage and it came up. I had to find it by address because like I said, there is NO sign or indication that this is a massage parlor. Kind of like 144th and Capitol. The reason I go back is because it's no-nonsense. The Mamasan, even though she's obviously in her 60's if not older, has a nice body and dresses well. I hate it when the MT looks like she just showed up to help somebody move, jeans, flip flops with socks, 3 shirts on, UGH! And I always get my HE.

[OlderGuys2]

Were can I find a massage that gives extras in Germantown meno falls Sussex or Waukesha area? Thanks PM ME if you want .

[LookingForLefty]

I've found calling when I'm on my way the best. I ask if they are available now, if not when, but I don't book far in the future 30 minutes at most. I tell them I'm X minutes away and usually there is no problem. If I just show up I've found they like to pretend they are not busy, collect fee, put you in a room and let you wait. After you've paid and are naked, you're a bit stuck.

AMP girls love regulars who show up on time. They will be waiting like a girlfriend on a date. Just like any woman, they have little crushes on some of the customers. Get themselves dolled up. One time I requested a thong bikini. Damned if she didn't have one ready. Also requested high heels but those shoes looked like they came from Goodwill. Anyway we got in the 69 position. She jerked me off and let me lick and kiss her butt cheeks. Yeah I know that sounds lame but she was a petite dark complected Asian with a cute tiny little ass. I did get a peek at that solid black asshole. But she had her boundaries. Eventually she allowed daty and loved it. Future sessions we got her off first then she went to work on junior, but still only a HJ.

[LookingForLefty]

If you go see Mikki and things are slow, she sometimes will offer you a three-way with another girl. Had my first three-way with Mikki and another girl, I recommend you take her up on this if offered. However, she does not interact with the other girl.

Mikki says and does a lot of crazy stuff, so don't be shocked by anything. She will stick her tongue places that no other AMP girl would ever do. She will walk you through the SPA by grabbing junior and leading you to the room after the shower, totally naked just wearing stripper heels. Ask her how she keeps herself in such good shape, and her response will crack you up.

She is worth the visit.

PN9.

Mik likes to get you hard in the shower or sauna. Then walk you to the room. Yeah in stripper heels. So just how does she keep in shape? I'm sure its something sexual. I never did a 3 say but she does always offer two pops if you are up for it. Wish they had walls instead of curtains and it was a nicer building. Once day I was the first customer of the day. Either Mikke or Sandy are smokers. They didn't know I was in the sauna and I could hear one of them hacking up a hocker and another taking a loud crap in the toilet. But no worries, they make sure every hole is very clean.

[Luv Petites]

Is that there is no such thing as an appointment for an asian massage parlor. It is simply first come first served. You must find an ideal part of the day you can drive there and get in right away. I am tipping my hand here, but I have found early morning, a bit before noon, and right before close as ideal times to go. Next time try that and see what happens.

I've found calling when I'm on my way the best. I ask if they are available now, if not when, but I don't book far in the future 30 minutes at most. I tell them I'm X minutes away and usually there is no problem. If I just show up I've found they like to pretend they are not busy, collect fee, put you in a room and let you wait. After you've paid and are naked, you're a bit stuck.

[Peter North 9]

Sandy used to work at Hawaii spa too. She is in her 60's, nice body and as crazy at Mikki. I have had as much fun with those two grannies as any one escort. In fact even more. Obviously she's a blonde from a bottle. Those two women really enjoy their work. I've never seen two more enthusiastic women in my life. I really don't what they are really thinking. Either they love sex or are very good actresses. But I'm pretty sure Mikki loves it. Especially young guys she finds attractive.

If you go see Mikki and things are slow, she sometimes will offer you a three-way with another girl. Had my first three-way with Mikki and another girl, I recommend you take her up on this if offered. However, she does not interact with the other girl.

Mikki says and does a lot of crazy stuff, so don't be shocked by anything. She will stick her tongue places that no other AMP girl would ever do. She will walk you through the SPA by grabbing junior and leading you to the room after the shower, totally naked just wearing stripper heels. Ask her how she keeps herself in such good shape, and her response will crack you up.

She is worth the visit.

PN9.

[LookingForLefty]

The spa is a small building with brown siding on a frontage road along interstate 69 (how appropriate).

What Lefty has said is all true, Mikki is the real deal. I have been seeing her off and on for 10 years, started seeing her when she was in Warren, OH. Yes, she is older, but has the hard body of 24 year old. If you catch her on a slow day, she will not rush and give you the fuck of your life. If she is busy, and has guys backed up, she rushes and it is not as much fun (but still good). I guess there is no really good time of day to go, you just have to go and see what happens.

There is another great AMP girl in Battle Creek, right off 94, at Happy Spa. Name is Sandy, only blonde AMP girl I have ever seen. Also older like Mikki, but still in good shape. Just as crazy as Mikki too. You have to watch it with her, she just assumes you want to go bare for everything. Both her and Mikki like to show off their DT skills too. With me, Mikki will work hard to get all the way down and I can feel it hitting the back of her throat. With Sandy, it is totally effortless. First time I saw Sandy, she dropped to her knees, looked up at me and said "watch this", and she inhaled junior all the way and just held it there.

I recommend both, if you are driving all that way, do a "doubleheader".

PN9.

Sandy used to work at Hawaii spa too. She is in her 60's, nice body and as crazy at Mikki. I have had as much fun with those two grannies as any one escort. In fact even more. Obviously she's a blonde from a bottle. Those two women really enjoy their work. I've never seen two more enthusiastic women in my life. I really don't what they are really thinking. Either they love sex or are very good actresses. But I'm pretty sure Mikki loves it. Especially young guys she finds attractive.

[Peter North 9]

Hawaii Health Spa.

517-645-0004.

4979 Lansing Rd.

Charlotte, MI, 48813.

The spa is a small building with brown siding on a frontage road along interstate 69 (how appropriate).

What Lefty has said is all true, Mikki is the real deal. I have been seeing her off and on for 10 years, started seeing her when she was in Warren, OH. Yes, she is older, but has the hard body of 24 year old. If you catch her on a slow day, she will not rush and give you the fuck of your life. If she is busy, and has guys backed up, she rushes and it is not as much fun (but still good). I guess there is no really good time of day to go, you just have to go and see what happens.

There is another great AMP girl in Battle Creek, right off 94, at Happy Spa. Name is Sandy, only blonde AMP girl I have ever seen. Also older like Mikki, but still in good shape. Just as crazy as Mikki too. You have to watch it with her, she just assumes you want to go bare for everything. Both her and Mikki like to show off their DT skills too. With me, Mikki will work hard to get all the way down and I can feel it hitting the back of her throat. With Sandy, it is totally effortless. First time I saw Sandy, she dropped to her knees, looked up at me and said "watch this", and she inhaled junior all the way and just held it there.

I recommend both, if you are driving all that way, do a "doubleheader".

PN9.

[LookingForLefty]

I travel frequently to Detroit.

Could you pm me her info. Thanks HG.

Hawaii Health Spa.

517-645-0004.

4979 Lansing Rd.

Charlotte, MI, 48813.

[HornyGoat69]

Ah the infamous Mikki Mouse. Definitely worth a stop in Michigan just to cross her off the bucket list.

I travel frequently to Detroit.

Could you pm me her info. Thanks HG.

[LookingForLefty]

I'd have loved to connected with Bebe at RO. She was my favorite there for a while, she had awesome Thai massage moves. Never a HE or even the slightest hint of teasing from her. I also wasn't sure if she was straight or gay, but I've gotten the gay vibe from a few of the ladies over at RO over the years. In her case, it might have mostly been the short haircut.

From what I hear is a lot of those women live with or housed by the owner. I think a few are leg lickers. I as soon love to bang old Asa's mom before any of the therapists there. Now Bebe. She gave one hellava massage. I think she was visiting from Vegas. When they get busy they just Uber over another girl and she is there quickly.

I'd like to visit the old spa off of 69 outside of Charlotte again. But I would need to make sure I have other business there for a few days because it could be a long wait.

Warren OH. The first AMP I ever went to was Suzi Kim's in Niles. OMG, the woman there was beautiful. I lasted 15 seconds. The place was all decked out like a Nevada brothel.

[Goodtimechicago]

Ah the infamous Mikki Mouse. Definitely worth a stop in Michigan just to cross her off the bucket list.

Last time I was there they were so busy it was like a two day wait. That Mikki is the energizer bunny. She could care less about the money. Sure she's not going to take less than 120 but there is definitely no big upsell. We got no one like that in Wisconsin other than a few crackhead escorts. Certainly none over 65 with her experience and looks. I've done a lot of women 60 and over but not as hot as her.

One time after a session she invited me out to meet her at a bar. I thought she was kidding but she wasn't. She goes and meets swingers for more sex.

[AddictedToAmp]

Any HE ever gotten at Relaxation Oasis was not from someone I found attractive. Usually a bit butch looking. They had one last year named Beebee, something like that. One hellava massage. Never quite figured out if she was straight or gay. She did seem to like to talk about my sex life asking lots of questions. I would never even consider going to Massage Envy. To me that would be like eating vanilla ice cream when 33 other flavors are offered. There used to be a short red headed woman in Hales Corners next to China Inn next to a barber shop. That woman loved cock. She liked touching it and liked sucking it. More than anything that little pork chop just like having a man appreciate her, suck her tits, and such. Never got the pants off. Had a jerk husband who called her fat and would put her down. Customers validated her. Heard she moved out of state. She was about 35 sh. A few women indies will venture off in the HE biz model. Usually when they are in financial trouble or having relationship issues. There are certain jobs like massage therapist, hair dresser, bartender, waitress that have high divorce rates. Guy are hitting on them all day long and sooner or later, or rather soon than later, there is chemistry and they fuck around. Go to any cosmetology school and all those women are loose. They go that tats, the blue hair, the piercings and badly in need of validation. CMTs have all told me lots of men request a HE. If they are super attracted to a guy why not? Bartenders and waitresses are walking around with their tits bobbling around, trying to score big tips by being nice. Sooner or later, good chemistry and some guy is getting blown in his car. Imagine being married to a Hooters waitress? 99% chance of divorce.

I'd have loved to connected with Bebe at RO. She was my favorite there for a while, she had awesome Thai massage moves. Never a HE or even the slightest hint of teasing from her. I also wasn't sure if she was straight or gay, but I've gotten the gay vibe from a few of the ladies over at RO over the years. In her case, it might have mostly been the short haircut.