Massage Parlor Reports

[BrewCityGuy]

I'll leave this here instead of the escort section since it deals with Asians and assume that is why most of us are here. It's been a long time since I've visited one of these girls. I swore them off after some not so favorable visits. Well the ad for this one peaked my curiosity. First off, nothing that is on the menu is actually on the menu. The shower together doesn't happen. Neither does the BBBJ. I kind of figured this going in so I opted for the 1 hr option instead of the "VIP" option. You never know what is going to be hiding behind the door at one of these places. This time it was a decent looking Korean. I'm guessing late 30's. On a scale of 1 to K-Pop Star I give her a 6. Man made C's. 3 or 4 tattoos. A little meat on her bones but not fat. Curvy. Handed over the fee and she offered me a Corona. That's a first. I hope it's not the Coronavirus everyone is talking about. Joking of course. Took a few swigs and we got down to business. I don't like to pretend I'm there for a half assed massage. Everything was covered including the half-hearted BJ. Cowgirl into missionary. Doggy to finish which wasn't bad. She has nice hips to grab onto. She didn't rush me at all. After the deed was done she grabbed a spray bottle from the nightstand and doused her undercarriage. Could be anti-bacterial spray. Could have been Windex. Either way she had a streak free shine when she was done. The whole thing was just an okay experience. If I had to do it over I would save some money and do the hhr option. I think I was there 40 minutes anyway. So once again I will swear off these places. At least until the next time I fall for one of their ads. When I think about it though it might be the better option over having an Asian in her 60's pull on my cock like she's trying to start a lawnmower that's out of gas.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/bbbj-...53772-37551691

[DieselMike]

I can't believe every dude eating street meat don't have grand caravans with tinted windows, a curtain up front and removed middle seats with the rear bench for mish, doggy and cowgirl, and a mattress in middle, blankets, pillows, baby wipes, water, snacks, the girls love it and relax, I send them in back on way to spot to wash up with wipes and get naked and cozy, I sometimes back up to the seawall at McKinley pier and have a great view of big waves crashing while riding some little cutie mish on the bench seat LOL.

Reminds me of the old, no windows, cargo van that I had back in the day when one could go to the 41 Twin and not watch the movie. Spare parts, tools, sleeping bags. The smell of oil and hot pussy together! Girlfriends parents HAD to know what was going on. Modern times though; this post reminds me that I need to get my mini-pickup with cap back on the road. Fond memories of "camping out" with a girl. No complaints from her either.

Agreed that this should have been posted elsewhere.

[DartMan]

I can't believe every dude eating street meat don't have grand caravans with tinted windows, a curtain up front and removed middle seats with the rear bench for mish, doggy and cowgirl, and a mattress in middle, blankets, pillows, baby wipes, water, snacks, the girls love it and relax, I send them in back on way to spot to wash up with wipes and get naked and cozy, I sometimes back up to the seawall at McKinley pier and have a great view of big waves crashing while riding some little cutie mish on the bench seat LOL.

What does this have to do with Massage Parlor Reports? Should be under Streetwalker or General Reports. It's bad enough the massage parlor scene is as lame as it is. I haven't posted a review in a long time because there is nothing to report that hasn't already been said. Has anyone noticed the new Asian spa and massage that is going in the old Chinese restaurant on 27th st just south of Oklahoma? Being a block from the Cop Shop I wouldn't expect any extras when it opens.

[HuntingStreets]

I can't believe every dude eating street meat don't have grand caravans with tinted windows, a curtain up front and removed middle seats with the rear bench for mish, doggy and cowgirl, and a mattress in middle, blankets, pillows, baby wipes, water, snacks, the girls love it and relax, I send them in back on way to spot to wash up with wipes and get naked and cozy, I sometimes back up to the seawall at McKinley pier and have a great view of big waves crashing while riding some little cutie mish on the bench seat LOL.

Where's the reviews of all these little cuties?

"Dear Penthouse. ".

[RedDog60]

Been there, done it many of times.

Now that's HO'SMOBILE.

[Slugo]

I can't believe every dude eating street meat don't have grand caravans with tinted windows, a curtain up front and removed middle seats with the rear bench for mish, doggy and cowgirl, and a mattress in middle, blankets, pillows, baby wipes, water, snacks, the girls love it and relax, I send them in back on way to spot to wash up with wipes and get naked and cozy, I sometimes back up to the seawall at McKinley pier and have a great view of big waves crashing while riding some little cutie mish on the bench seat LOL.

Now that's HO'SMOBILE.

[Wsw555]

Did you just call or did you actually go there and ask for her? I don't personally know Cherry, gtown in itself is a bit of a drive for me. I do know that this is a very common response when calling an AMP an asking for a specific girl. They don't like that very much unless they really know you. If you haven't already I would just say take a trip up there and see if she is around.

Thanks for the response. Yes, I have gone there in person and asked for her. Everyone acts as though they have never heard of her, which could be the case for the people working that particular day. If you ever run into her, I think you will enjoy her technique.

[Ps1999]

I can't believe every dude eating street meat don't have grand caravans with tinted windows, a curtain up front and removed middle seats with the rear bench for mish, doggy and cowgirl, and a mattress in middle, blankets, pillows, baby wipes, water, snacks, the girls love it and relax, I send them in back on way to spot to wash up with wipes and get naked and cozy, I sometimes back up to the seawall at McKinley pier and have a great view of big waves crashing while riding some little cutie mish on the bench seat LOL.

Yea I'm sure the GF and kids wouldn't ask any questions about this.

[GioX 68]

Agreed, I have a newer car and a 14 year old car with 140000 miles on it. I could upgrade but I like the look for some of the places I go. The old lady thinks I'm being frugal. I call It my homoble.

I can't believe every dude eating street meat don't have grand caravans with tinted windows, a curtain up front and removed middle seats with the rear bench for mish, doggy and cowgirl, and a mattress in middle, blankets, pillows, baby wipes, water, snacks, the girls love it and relax, I send them in back on way to spot to wash up with wipes and get naked and cozy, I sometimes back up to the seawall at McKinley pier and have a great view of big waves crashing while riding some little cutie mish on the bench seat LOL.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

This is part review and part request. I was at the AMP in Gtown and had a girl named Cherry give me a great massage. She was (for me anyway) the best I have ever had, and that's saying something. Something along the lines of Sunny but more gentle and enjoyable.

Now for the request. I called a week later and asked for her and no one has ever head of her. I've called several times in fact and even checked around to a couple of other AMPs nearby but nothing. She made a point of telling me to ask for her so I am pretty positive of the name Cherry as I confirmed it with her. Has anyone run into her anywhere else by chance?

Did you just call or did you actually go there and ask for her? I don't personally know Cherry, gtown in itself is a bit of a drive for me. I do know that this is a very common response when calling an AMP an asking for a specific girl. They don't like that very much unless they really know you. If you haven't already I would just say take a trip up there and see if she is around.

[Slugo]

My big takeaway from the story is that you look more legit if you have a vehicle that fits the surroundings. If you stick out you're going to be noticed.

Agreed, I have a newer car and a 14 year old car with 140000 miles on it. I could upgrade but I like the look for some of the places I go. The old lady thinks I'm being frugal. I call It my homoble.

[Wsw555]

This is part review and part request. I was at the AMP in Gtown and had a girl named Cherry give me a great massage. She was (for me anyway) the best I have ever had, and that's saying something. Something along the lines of Sunny but more gentle and enjoyable.

Now for the request. I called a week later and asked for her and no one has ever head of her. I've called several times in fact and even checked around to a couple of other AMPs nearby but nothing. She made a point of telling me to ask for her so I am pretty positive of the name Cherry as I confirmed it with her. Has anyone run into her anywhere else by chance?

[ScooterAllCity]

Sounds like looking for lefty writing this.

1st thing that came to my mind. LOL!!

[Reuedw]

Met up with a hands off mamasan -- she is never in the shop. Just watches from her phone. We went for a snack and she suddenly looks hot to me. She lost some weight? Back at her place we get at it. We have a history so she knows what I like and what she likes. She is early 60's but still a nice frame and smooth skin. I spooned her for about 20 min until she climaxed. Then I pulled out, move up a little and gave her some anal with a nice slow entry. We've done anal before but she's never liked it and refuses except for a couple of tiimes. I gave her at least 3 Os from oral and intercourse. When I was in her ass I tried to be gentle but she was so tight. I'd lubed her up well in advance because she like fingers in all holes during DATY. After about 10 min I exploded and we collapse from exhaustion. She said "wow, that was hot". Never got that response before. That was 3 weeks ago and we have not gone back to brown town. Not sure if that experience can be topped.

Sounds like looking for lefty writing this.

[BobSacamano]

It makes me wonder, do you look more legit, by simply parking nearby?

My big takeaway from the story is that you look more legit if you have a vehicle that fits the surroundings. If you stick out you're going to be noticed.