Massage Parlor Reports

[NitroPimp]

I stopped by all the AMPs in Oak Creek yesterday to scope them out for the first time.

Q Spa seems totally legit and boring. The massage tables arent even in their own rooms. They are just surrounded by drapes/ curtains.

Diamond is a total dump.

The third place upstairs in the office building had a 70 year old MT meet me at the door and tell me she could get to me in an hour. I left.

Q spa is not one of those places with curtains. They have doors on each room. It's brand new and fresh and clean. You would probably not get a better massage in all of the Milwaukee area. She is that good. And her English is good.

[Rookie3157]

TOFTT. Stopped in a few days ago and had Cici. Average massage and no hint of extras. I wasn't aggressive and am usually not on the first encounter. Not sure if anything more would be available on repeat visits.

I was aggressive and did get extras. Had a table shower and nice Happy ending with OTC touching.

[SkSoccer]

I stopped by all the AMPs in Oak Creek yesterday to scope them out for the first time.

Q Spa seems totally legit and boring. The massage tables arent even in their own rooms. They are just surrounded by drapes/ curtains.

Diamond is a total dump.

The third place upstairs in the office building had a 70 year old MT meet me at the door and tell me she could get to me in an hour. I left.

[ShortIrish]

TOFTT. Stopped in a few days ago and had Cici. Average massage and no hint of extras. I wasn't aggressive and am usually not on the first encounter. Not sure if anything more would be available on repeat visits.

[Wsw555]

Stopped in to GS because I was in town for a meeting and had an hour to kill. I really like a very light touch massage and Joy did an excellent job. She is very attentive to body language and does a nice job of focusing her attention to the areas where you need it most. I will repeat next time I am in town.

[DewAngel]

https://milwaukee.rubratings.com/155333

She was nice. Massage was average though. I was expecting it to be better but her other services were better. Nice lubed HJ then led to BBBJ. Put on cover, started mish, then doggy and finished CG. Very nice clean pussy. Didn't ask for DATY but should've. She has baby dmg but nice body in general for a lady in her 30's. Was a good experience. She can be social as long as you are. I wouldn't repeat cause I can get better service elsewhere but do recommend trying her out.

[JTaylor8415]

A little internet sleuthing led me to the conclusion that Valerie is Las Vegas Stephanie's mother. This may mean that, like with Steph, YMMV in regards to whether a HE is available on any given day.

It was a gloomy overcast Saturday and I was sore so I decided to TOFTT with Valerie.

https://milwaukee.rubratings.com/146473

First lets be honest. (This is no shock to anyone) She is not the girl in the pictures. However, in her prime, I am willing to bet she would have given Valerie B a run for her money. Even today she looks great for her age. If she had access to the same care products and personal trainers she could still hang with the real thing. If I had to guess she is somewhere between 45 & 50. She was visiting Milwaukee for the weekend and stated she is from a city south of Madison and north of Beloit.

Her temporary incall was where she said it was in the ad. Easy to find private residence. The house was fairly clean. No pet smells, stink of cigarettes, foul odors, or chaos which is an immediate positive in my book. She was clean and it was obvious she takes care of herself. She led me back to a room with a real massage table. What I got was a very good massage and that is it. No teasing and no hints of extras offered. I left feeling good but there was no HE.

You may roll differently. However, on a first visit, I will never make the first move unless the ad clearly states that it is offered or the provider hints at it. We were on her turf and she was fully dressed in regular clothes. Nice top and jeans. Now had she been wearing a silky kimono, lingerie, or sexy outfit and / or had roamed with her hands. I would have been all in. In her defense, my friends say I look and sound like a cop so maybe she was thinking I was LE and didn't want to chance it.

[Mr LoudMonger]

It was a gloomy overcast Saturday and I was sore so I decided to TOFTT with Valerie.

https://milwaukee.rubratings.com/146473

First lets be honest. (This is no shock to anyone) She is not the girl in the pictures. However, in her prime, I am willing to bet she would have given Valerie B a run for her money. Even today she looks great for her age. If she had access to the same care products and personal trainers she could still hang with the real thing. If I had to guess she is somewhere between 45 & 50. She was visiting Milwaukee for the weekend and stated she is from a city south of Madison and north of Beloit.

Her temporary incall was where she said it was in the ad. Easy to find private residence. The house was fairly clean. No pet smells, stink of cigarettes, foul odors, or chaos which is an immediate positive in my book. She was clean and it was obvious she takes care of herself. She led me back to a room with a real massage table. What I got was a very good massage and that is it. No teasing and no hints of extras offered. I left feeling good but there was no HE.

You may roll differently. However, on a first visit, I will never make the first move unless the ad clearly states that it is offered or the provider hints at it. We were on her turf and she was fully dressed in regular clothes. Nice top and jeans. Now had she been wearing a silky kimono, lingerie, or sexy outfit and / or had roamed with her hands. I would have been all in. In her defense, my friends say I look and sound like a cop so maybe she was thinking I was LE and didn't want to chance it.

YMMV.

Pros.

- Great legit massage.

- Clean, Chaos Free, Safe, easy to find location.

- She was clean and attractive for her age.

- She has a big heart.

Cons.

- If she is doing legit service she needs to get the headrest accessory for her table, play some massage music, and have a diffuser going.

- If extras are offered she should be a little more flirty and dress for it especially since its a private residence.

She is not a young spinner so if that is what you are looking for look elsewhere. I would repeat for a legit massage and see if more is offered on subsequent visits.

TIFWIIW.

Thanks for the review! I was interested in trying her, but I'm now not so sure. Hate overspending for a Meh experience, especially since Mongering Funds are in limited supply. Looking at her ad again, I'd have guessed that it was a sure-thing Happy massage. Her price structure ($100 per hour plus already begging for tips on top of the 100, right there in the ad) is higher than most legit massage people. Her preference for "Men over 40" seems to be a hint as well.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Apparently this is the very definition of the term YMMV. My experience (as well as others who have reviewed Angel) fell way short of anything described here although I would say that she was tall. The woman in the picture next to the car is not the woman I met so maybe there are two different women using the same ad. That could explain the disparity between the reviews on Angel. In any event, I will definitely not repeat.

Well, the picture by the car doesn't look like her (or maybe they are when she was younger / thinner) but the other pictures appear to be her. Yeah, she is definitely YMMV. I really liked how non-crazy she is and how reasonable the rates are, but just seemed all-business, mechanical. I really wanted her to be my new favorite, but unfortunately, we didn't have chemistry. Rushed out the door in half the allotted time.

[Wsw555]

I stopped and saw Angel again, and it was another great experience. She is tall and pretty. She smells great and is actually interesting to talk with. No apparent habits or anything negative. She was more fun this time, not rushed and FS was on the menu. Her massage wasn't deep therapy but felt good.

Her price is right, her body is banging, she is clean and didn't watch the clock. She's at the top of my list for what she does. She is the woman in the pics, and it was a nice hotel in a good part of town.

https://milwaukee.rubratings.com/155333

Apparently this is the very definition of the term YMMV. My experience (as well as others who have reviewed Angel) fell way short of anything described here although I would say that she was tall. The woman in the picture next to the car is not the woman I met so maybe there are two different women using the same ad. That could explain the disparity between the reviews on Angel. In any event, I will definitely not repeat.

[MSmith9999]

I stopped and saw Angel again, and it was another great experience. She is tall and pretty. She smells great and is actually interesting to talk with. No apparent habits or anything negative. She was more fun this time, not rushed and FS was on the menu. Her massage wasn't deep therapy but felt good.

Her price is right, her body is banging, she is clean and didn't watch the clock. She's at the top of my list for what she does. She is the woman in the pics, and it was a nice hotel in a good part of town.

https://milwaukee.rubratings.com/155333

[Star67]

It was a gloomy overcast Saturday and I was sore so I decided to TOFTT with Valerie.

https://milwaukee.rubratings.com/146473

First lets be honest. (This is no shock to anyone) She is not the girl in the pictures. However, in her prime, I am willing to bet she would have given Valerie B a run for her money. Even today she looks great for her age. If she had access to the same care products and personal trainers she could still hang with the real thing. If I had to guess she is somewhere between 45 & 50. She was visiting Milwaukee for the weekend and stated she is from a city south of Madison and north of Beloit.

Her temporary incall was where she said it was in the ad. Easy to find private residence. The house was fairly clean. No pet smells, stink of cigarettes, foul odors, or chaos which is an immediate positive in my book. She was clean and it was obvious she takes care of herself. She led me back to a room with a real massage table. What I got was a very good massage and that is it. No teasing and no hints of extras offered. I left feeling good but there was no HE.

You may roll differently. However, on a first visit, I will never make the first move unless the ad clearly states that it is offered or the provider hints at it. We were on her turf and she was fully dressed in regular clothes. Nice top and jeans. Now had she been wearing a silky kimono, lingerie, or sexy outfit and / or had roamed with her hands. I would have been all in. In her defense, my friends say I look and sound like a cop so maybe she was thinking I was LE and didn't want to chance it.

YMMV.

Pros.

- Great legit massage.

- Clean, Chaos Free, Safe, easy to find location.

- She was clean and attractive for her age.

- She has a big heart.

Cons.

- If she is doing legit service she needs to get the headrest accessory for her table, play some massage music, and have a diffuser going.

- If extras are offered she should be a little more flirty and dress for it especially since its a private residence.

She is not a young spinner so if that is what you are looking for look elsewhere. I would repeat for a legit massage and see if more is offered on subsequent visits.

TIFWIIW.

[Mr LoudMonger]

I saw her last week and had a similar experience. Weak back massage for 5 minutes with pleasant conversation. Turned over and went right to the nice HJ and BBBJ. Started to jackhammer a bit towards the end trying to rush it. In and out in less than 20 minutes. Someone compared her to Jess and I much prefer Jess. I probably won't repeat.

Mixed feelings about this one. She's attractive, but not in the way that appeals to me. Kind of an Amazon woman, easily 5'11,6'. Not crazy, but also not interesting. Five minutes cocoa butter massage, then flip. Rushed out of there well before the hour was up. Maybe 30 minutes. Some good attributes, but just lacking somehow. I get much more affection from AMP girls. Here, it was just all-business.

[CumHere]

Has anyone seen her? I've always had a thing for Valerie B. LOL.

Her day gig is working at the Food Network Channel. She's hot in the bedroom and kitchen. What more can you ask for?

[LookingForLefty]

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/m...s/999781845552

Anyone know about this one?

If she was any good their would be a full body pic.