Massage Parlor Reports

[Ps1999]

When I read it, I thought LM= Little Monster, in Waukesha.

Please keep in mind I am a bit slow, a bit special and kinda dumb.

Thats got to be the best response I've seen! Lmao.

[MSmith9999]

Who's LM? If you're talking about "LuxuryMassage", she maybe does it for favorites but flipped out and sent a wall of text saying she never does that and how she's licensed and whatnot. Didn't seem very stable.

When I read it, I thought LM= Little Monster, in Waukesha.

Please keep in mind I am a bit slow, a bit special and kinda dumb.

[TheCondor7]

The tip at these places for a HJ should be $40. They will cry and whine for $50-60. If you paid $100 that's just crazy and if you actually were going to pay a 60 year old grandma for full service that's insane. You can get a massage for $60 and go see LM for $100 whose not over 30 and you won't have to close your eyes and pray not to remember when you open them. Just my opinion. There are place's that have beautiful young masseuse that are totally worth it, but I've never seen one in Wisconsin. Illinois used to have them but they were shut done but other states are alive and well.

Who's LM? If you're talking about "LuxuryMassage", she maybe does it for favorites but flipped out and sent a wall of text saying she never does that and how she's licensed and whatnot. Didn't seem very stable.

[Street Meat]

Any European parlors in Milwaukee or area? Driving through soon and just want something different than the standard Asian spa. Feel free to pm.

[NitroPimp]

The tip at these places for a HJ should be $40. They will cry and whine for $50-60. If you paid $100 that's just crazy and if you actually were going to pay a 60 year old grandma for full service that's insane. You can get a massage for $60 and go see LM for $100 whose not over 30 and you won't have to close your eyes and pray not to remember when you open them. Just my opinion. There are place's that have beautiful young masseuse that are totally worth it, but I've never seen one in Wisconsin. Illinois used to have them but they were shut done but other states are alive and well.

Well, you do get what you pay for. How young? Wisconsin has some good young ones. I had great experience at Wonderful in West Allis.

Illinois has some good ones, try Exercise spa. But it's not for value mongers. I look at it this way. I am saving these memories. I sure don't want to remember me banging a AMP girl on the edge of the table and seeing saggy skin with stretch marks and other baby damage when I play it back in my mind.

Those memories live on. Yeah, a $40 tip is OK for a HJ from a granny but if they have nice breasts, that adds to it. Just the other day, I went and drew a fat granny. I didn't even want to flip!! Minimal tip.

[DomCorazon]

Are you saying $ for a massage with finish is too much?

We have a winner.

[Joeyaugust]

Are you saying $ for a massage with finish is too much?

The tip at these places for a HJ should be $40. They will cry and whine for $50-60. If you paid $100 that's just crazy and if you actually were going to pay a 60 year old grandma for full service that's insane. You can get a massage for $60 and go see LM for $100 whose not over 30 and you won't have to close your eyes and pray not to remember when you open them. Just my opinion. There are place's that have beautiful young masseuse that are totally worth it, but I've never seen one in Wisconsin. Illinois used to have them but they were shut done but other states are alive and well.

[PNR2004]

Are you saying $ for a massage with finish is too much?

Oops. My bad. Total of that is good. I thought you paid house fee and $ on top. Sorry.

[UnicornHuntr]

I wonder if you will make the mistake of paying $ for something that is worth far less.

Are you saying $ for a massage with finish is too much?

[PNR2004]

Visited a couple weeks ago when I had a little time and wanted some fun. This location has always been a bit of a gamble on who I get, but I usually leave happy, so I guess it doesn't matter? Well, this visit I was met by a middle aged woman with limited English. I suppose that doesn't narrow it down too well, but she was cute, in my opinion. Typical pay for massage and get comfortable. I have started using the towel they lay out for an ankle roll so when they come in, I'm face down but uncovered and the towel is not available. Just like last time, she didn't flinch and simply put my change on my shoes. Massage with a little roaming while face down was nice. She allowed a little otc from me as well, but those yoga pants are as good as a chastity belt as far and getting in. On the flip, she started working big brother and the twins, allowing me to get under the shirt and bra, as well as down the pants. She was going quickly, and I wanted to see how far I could get, so I stopped her, stood up, and removed her pants. She said how much, and I said one hundred. She didn't object, so I sat her on the edge of the table and positioned myself to make entry. That was when she jumped up and said "no fuckie, no fuckie" over and over. She essentially told me to lie back down and she finished me off with my fiv and her finger in my ass. Usual clean up and rush out the door without much talking. Massage and tip ended up being a full single and I wonder if she'll make the mistake of letting her pants get all the way removed in the future.

I wonder if you will make the mistake of paying $ for something that is worth far less.

[UnicornHuntr]

Visited a couple weeks ago when I had a little time and wanted some fun. This location has always been a bit of a gamble on who I get, but I usually leave happy, so I guess it doesn't matter? Well, this visit I was met by a middle aged woman with limited English. I suppose that doesn't narrow it down too well, but she was cute, in my opinion. Typical pay for massage and get comfortable. I have started using the towel they lay out for an ankle roll so when they come in, I'm face down but uncovered and the towel is not available. Just like last time, she didn't flinch and simply put my change on my shoes. Massage with a little roaming while face down was nice. She allowed a little otc from me as well, but those yoga pants are as good as a chastity belt as far and getting in. On the flip, she started working big brother and the twins, allowing me to get under the shirt and bra, as well as down the pants. She was going quickly, and I wanted to see how far I could get, so I stopped her, stood up, and removed her pants. She said how much, and I said one hundred. She didn't object, so I sat her on the edge of the table and positioned myself to make entry. That was when she jumped up and said "no fuckie, no fuckie" over and over. She essentially told me to lie back down and she finished me off with my fiv and her finger in my ass. Usual clean up and rush out the door without much talking. Massage and tip ended up being a full single and I wonder if she'll make the mistake of letting her pants get all the way removed in the future.

[MSmith9999]

I stopped by this week, and got a good massage from "Kate". 2 girls working.

The massage is only thing offered. Covered the entire time, no roaming, no hint of anything else.

If you want a good massage and no contact beyond that, it's a good place. $60 an hr.

113th and GF was too busy, mongers had it full.

[LuxuryMassage]

[Deleted by Admin]

Next time, if you actually add a link to the ad on OUR site I would probably let it go through. You know, the whole you scratch my back thing

A2

[Wisguy50]

Recently one of my best guests has informed me that a few members are thinking I am posting referrals about as him. Thats not true. He is one of my most favored guests and wanted to share about how much he enjoyed my massage. I thank him for telling others about my service (I give incentives for good referrals) and it is sad for me to hear that some have been rude to my guest. He was just taking part of my referral incentives so if you have more questions ask me from now on not him.

Is that your ad in USA Adult Classifieds for "Luxury Massage"? (And three other ads for "full body massage with champagne") Or is that someone different?

[Joeyaugust]

Just keeping you all abreast on the current AMP updates as I come across them. Was near Lincoln & 108th, noticed it was closed and a new for rent sign in the window. For those unfamiliar it was about the 2200 block of S 108th in a strip mall. I think it's tied to another 108th St location, not sure if the other is also closed.

This place for the longest time was totally legit. But 7-8 months ago I stopped in there thinking I was going to get a standard legit massage and the masseuse, who was in probably in her late 50's, started getting pretty friendly. On the flip she lifts her top and starts kissing my neck and cheek while finishing me off. Afterwards she spent 10 minutes on her translator app on her tablet giving me her sob story about just coming from China and her A-hole abusive husband and how I need to come see her all the time. Keep in mind I just came in for a legit massage. On the way home I had to stop and buy a birthday cake and luckily I use the bathroom and I look in the mirror and I've got red lipstick all over my face. WTF.