Massage Parlor Reports

[AsiaPhileJake1]

Does anyone have contact with Kim? I haven't seen anything since the blackout. Thank you.

[Dr Manhattan]

Any European parlors in Milwaukee or area? Driving through soon and just want something different than the standard Asian spa. Feel free to pm.

The Euro scene is more plentiful in the north Chicago suburbs. It's extremely slim pickings for Euro anything in Milwaukee. Last year, I met with one traveling escort at the downtown Hilton for an overpriced HJ. Beyond that, theres a "Tantric" masseuse from Russia who offers massage in Pewaukee. It's 160 for legit body work, according to one review in here. I'm sure multiple visits are required before anything real develops.

Best I can recommend are Euro massage clinics in Deerfield and Northbrook, Illinois.

[UnicornHuntr]

Oops. My bad. Total of that is good. I thought you paid house fee and $ on top. Sorry.

To each his own. I think 60 for a decent massage is average, and any tip beyond that is based on what the person thinks it's worth. If you have a problem with it, don't pay it. No need to be rude. That being said, pickings in WI are slim and if you've ever traveled you might agree that it's maybe better to skip these places all together. I like them on occasion and think I get a good bang for my buck. Sorry if you don't.

[Joeyaugust]

When I read it, I thought LM= Little Monster, in Waukesha.

Please keep in mind I am a bit slow, a bit special and kinda dumb.

Your not slow at all, I was referring to Little Monster. But since I was responding to someone that some are referring to as "officer" I didn't feel that I should spell it out in English, but if he's looking to bang a fat 60 year old Asian LM probably isn't his type anyway. LOL.

[Ps1999]

When I read it, I thought LM= Little Monster, in Waukesha.

Please keep in mind I am a bit slow, a bit special and kinda dumb.

Thats got to be the best response I've seen! Lmao.

[MSmith9999]

Who's LM? If you're talking about "LuxuryMassage", she maybe does it for favorites but flipped out and sent a wall of text saying she never does that and how she's licensed and whatnot. Didn't seem very stable.

When I read it, I thought LM= Little Monster, in Waukesha.

Please keep in mind I am a bit slow, a bit special and kinda dumb.

[TheCondor7]

The tip at these places for a HJ should be $40. They will cry and whine for $50-60. If you paid $100 that's just crazy and if you actually were going to pay a 60 year old grandma for full service that's insane. You can get a massage for $60 and go see LM for $100 whose not over 30 and you won't have to close your eyes and pray not to remember when you open them. Just my opinion. There are place's that have beautiful young masseuse that are totally worth it, but I've never seen one in Wisconsin. Illinois used to have them but they were shut done but other states are alive and well.

Who's LM? If you're talking about "LuxuryMassage", she maybe does it for favorites but flipped out and sent a wall of text saying she never does that and how she's licensed and whatnot. Didn't seem very stable.

[Street Meat]

Any European parlors in Milwaukee or area? Driving through soon and just want something different than the standard Asian spa. Feel free to pm.

[NitroPimp]

The tip at these places for a HJ should be $40. They will cry and whine for $50-60. If you paid $100 that's just crazy and if you actually were going to pay a 60 year old grandma for full service that's insane. You can get a massage for $60 and go see LM for $100 whose not over 30 and you won't have to close your eyes and pray not to remember when you open them. Just my opinion. There are place's that have beautiful young masseuse that are totally worth it, but I've never seen one in Wisconsin. Illinois used to have them but they were shut done but other states are alive and well.

Well, you do get what you pay for. How young? Wisconsin has some good young ones. I had great experience at Wonderful in West Allis.

Illinois has some good ones, try Exercise spa. But it's not for value mongers. I look at it this way. I am saving these memories. I sure don't want to remember me banging a AMP girl on the edge of the table and seeing saggy skin with stretch marks and other baby damage when I play it back in my mind.

Those memories live on. Yeah, a $40 tip is OK for a HJ from a granny but if they have nice breasts, that adds to it. Just the other day, I went and drew a fat granny. I didn't even want to flip!! Minimal tip.

[DomCorazon]

Are you saying $ for a massage with finish is too much?

We have a winner.

[Joeyaugust]

Are you saying $ for a massage with finish is too much?

The tip at these places for a HJ should be $40. They will cry and whine for $50-60. If you paid $100 that's just crazy and if you actually were going to pay a 60 year old grandma for full service that's insane. You can get a massage for $60 and go see LM for $100 whose not over 30 and you won't have to close your eyes and pray not to remember when you open them. Just my opinion. There are place's that have beautiful young masseuse that are totally worth it, but I've never seen one in Wisconsin. Illinois used to have them but they were shut done but other states are alive and well.

[PNR2004]

Are you saying $ for a massage with finish is too much?

Oops. My bad. Total of that is good. I thought you paid house fee and $ on top. Sorry.

[UnicornHuntr]

I wonder if you will make the mistake of paying $ for something that is worth far less.

Are you saying $ for a massage with finish is too much?

[PNR2004]

Visited a couple weeks ago when I had a little time and wanted some fun. This location has always been a bit of a gamble on who I get, but I usually leave happy, so I guess it doesn't matter? Well, this visit I was met by a middle aged woman with limited English. I suppose that doesn't narrow it down too well, but she was cute, in my opinion. Typical pay for massage and get comfortable. I have started using the towel they lay out for an ankle roll so when they come in, I'm face down but uncovered and the towel is not available. Just like last time, she didn't flinch and simply put my change on my shoes. Massage with a little roaming while face down was nice. She allowed a little otc from me as well, but those yoga pants are as good as a chastity belt as far and getting in. On the flip, she started working big brother and the twins, allowing me to get under the shirt and bra, as well as down the pants. She was going quickly, and I wanted to see how far I could get, so I stopped her, stood up, and removed her pants. She said how much, and I said one hundred. She didn't object, so I sat her on the edge of the table and positioned myself to make entry. That was when she jumped up and said "no fuckie, no fuckie" over and over. She essentially told me to lie back down and she finished me off with my fiv and her finger in my ass. Usual clean up and rush out the door without much talking. Massage and tip ended up being a full single and I wonder if she'll make the mistake of letting her pants get all the way removed in the future.

I wonder if you will make the mistake of paying $ for something that is worth far less.

[UnicornHuntr]

Visited a couple weeks ago when I had a little time and wanted some fun. This location has always been a bit of a gamble on who I get, but I usually leave happy, so I guess it doesn't matter? Well, this visit I was met by a middle aged woman with limited English. I suppose that doesn't narrow it down too well, but she was cute, in my opinion. Typical pay for massage and get comfortable. I have started using the towel they lay out for an ankle roll so when they come in, I'm face down but uncovered and the towel is not available. Just like last time, she didn't flinch and simply put my change on my shoes. Massage with a little roaming while face down was nice. She allowed a little otc from me as well, but those yoga pants are as good as a chastity belt as far and getting in. On the flip, she started working big brother and the twins, allowing me to get under the shirt and bra, as well as down the pants. She was going quickly, and I wanted to see how far I could get, so I stopped her, stood up, and removed her pants. She said how much, and I said one hundred. She didn't object, so I sat her on the edge of the table and positioned myself to make entry. That was when she jumped up and said "no fuckie, no fuckie" over and over. She essentially told me to lie back down and she finished me off with my fiv and her finger in my ass. Usual clean up and rush out the door without much talking. Massage and tip ended up being a full single and I wonder if she'll make the mistake of letting her pants get all the way removed in the future.