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06-21-18 16:26 #5414
Posts: 4Long time Lurker, new poster
Greetings, ready to start the work needed to be a productive member of the club. My go-to has been the Cap 144 AMP, I will summarize my experiences hopefully for our benefits. My time with Nancy has always been the same, a really good massage and an awkward after finish. I hope I'm not the only one, but she usually has a conversation with my junk. This cracks me up! I had seen Coco and Janie before they had left, and the thing I liked about Janie, was the HE in the beginning of the massage, allowing me to truly enjoy her strong hands for the next 50 minutes. Plus its a bit different with a HE being vertical rather than horizontal. Coco was probably the most attractive I've seen there and would allow as much roaming as any of them. Finally, the other older Mameson, I'm not sure of her name, but talk about all inclusive. I thought I was at Sandals. LOL. My summary is let me rub you, get you off, wash you, dry you, dry your junk, get you dressed, and get you a water. All while smiling! Love the table shower, but she is about the only lady that will do it. Anyway, interested in an Annie experience soon, Hopefully will have something to report on that.
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06-21-18 16:06 #5413
Posts: 444Re
Originally Posted by Joeyaugust [View Original Post]
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06-21-18 09:35 #5412
Posts: 457Eastern Massage
Originally Posted by Joeyaugust [View Original Post]
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06-21-18 08:27 #5411
Posts: 55Originally Posted by Chazzster [View Original Post]
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06-20-18 22:58 #5410
Posts: 444Originally Posted by AngryBob [View Original Post]
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06-20-18 22:48 #5409
Posts: 215Truth
Originally Posted by AddictedToAmp [View Original Post]
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06-20-18 21:49 #5408
Posts: 55Eastern Massage
I got off work early and drove past Eastern Massage on 27th Street. I don't remember reading about this place so I didn't know what to expect but I thought I'd give it a try. Worst case I'd get a crappy massage. The prices were a bit higher than normal 70-hr 100-90 min. Table shower was 100-hr. I like table showers but for the price I opted to the 70-hr. The masseuse was old (60) big (200 lb) I was hoping this was a legit place but 10 seconds into the massage she made it clear it wasn't. What she lacked in looks she made up for it in technique, lots of teasing and reaching around and had me flip. The finish was a bit of a let down with the jackhammer technique. She suggested the table shower and I took it. In the end I was only there 50 minutes and really got no massage. Maybe I should give the EMP a try in Illinois if someone wants to point me in the right direction.
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06-20-18 19:24 #5407
Posts: 173EMPs vs AMPs
Originally Posted by GetSomeNow17 [View Original Post]
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06-18-18 12:52 #5406
Posts: 440Originally Posted by GetSomeNow17 [View Original Post]
YMMY with EMP just like AMP.
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06-18-18 11:11 #5405
Posts: 173Need some help guys
What is an European massage like? Never had one and this guy said go to Deerbrook to get one. Worth the money, do you get the H. E. Does she play with your ass, What goes on?? Sorry for being an idiot on this. Please help me out. Thanks guys.
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06-17-18 19:02 #5404
Posts: 875Done with AMP's as well.
With Backpage, we had a market bubble of AMP's. I fully expect we'll see a full market contraction. Let's hope the best of the bunch survive, but that's asking a lot from a hit-and-miss UTR industry.
Save your cash for an introductory trial membership at SA. Meet a college aged woman and finally have a conversation in English with somebody youthful. It's a needle in the haystack search at times, but it's worth the experience and the potential for freebies.
If you want that exotic touch without the battle suits and kimchi breath, take the hour drive to Deerfield or Northbrook for a European massage.
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06-17-18 13:33 #5403
Posts: 53Originally Posted by Breezy57 [View Original Post]
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06-15-18 22:14 #5402
Posts: 675Originally Posted by Breezy57 [View Original Post]
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06-15-18 11:18 #5401
Posts: 173Sussex
Glad to see this up and going again! I went to Sussex twice and they are GREAT!! Best massage I had in a while. Good H. E. Better than 144 and cap. I still like sunny but think things have gone down hill a bit ever since Janie left.
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06-15-18 10:21 #5400
Posts: 2Asian Touch / Oak Creek
After checking out some Google reviews and 'reading between the lines' I gave this place a shot a few days ago. Easy to find off of I94, seems to be just one mid-40's AF who runs the place.
Pros- Average to above average massage, I asked for light to medium touch. She was very pleasant and would murmur a few times if 'so and so' felt good. Hands drifted to all the right places after I gave the signs it was ok. I did take a chance and ask if it was ok to flip and she said yes. The finish was very nice and she was very pleasant about it (which helps alot IMO).
Cons- Only problem is the office complex has thin walls so the man next door was on a phone call or something. If you need to total solitude, go after 4 or 5 PM (open till 930) Overall a very nice experience and a goodish massage from a nice lady. I'll def go back. Was 80 for an hour and I tipped a bit extra.