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06-20-18 19:24 #5407
Posts: 173EMPs vs AMPs
Originally Posted by GetSomeNow17 [View Original Post]
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06-18-18 12:52 #5406
Posts: 440Originally Posted by GetSomeNow17 [View Original Post]
YMMY with EMP just like AMP.
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06-18-18 11:11 #5405
Posts: 173Need some help guys
What is an European massage like? Never had one and this guy said go to Deerbrook to get one. Worth the money, do you get the H. E. Does she play with your ass, What goes on?? Sorry for being an idiot on this. Please help me out. Thanks guys.
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06-17-18 19:02 #5404
Posts: 875Done with AMP's as well.
With Backpage, we had a market bubble of AMP's. I fully expect we'll see a full market contraction. Let's hope the best of the bunch survive, but that's asking a lot from a hit-and-miss UTR industry.
Save your cash for an introductory trial membership at SA. Meet a college aged woman and finally have a conversation in English with somebody youthful. It's a needle in the haystack search at times, but it's worth the experience and the potential for freebies.
If you want that exotic touch without the battle suits and kimchi breath, take the hour drive to Deerfield or Northbrook for a European massage.
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06-17-18 13:33 #5403
Posts: 53Originally Posted by Breezy57 [View Original Post]
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06-15-18 22:14 #5402
Posts: 675Originally Posted by Breezy57 [View Original Post]
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06-15-18 11:18 #5401
Posts: 173Sussex
Glad to see this up and going again! I went to Sussex twice and they are GREAT!! Best massage I had in a while. Good H. E. Better than 144 and cap. I still like sunny but think things have gone down hill a bit ever since Janie left.
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06-15-18 10:21 #5400
Posts: 2Asian Touch / Oak Creek
After checking out some Google reviews and 'reading between the lines' I gave this place a shot a few days ago. Easy to find off of I94, seems to be just one mid-40's AF who runs the place.
Pros- Average to above average massage, I asked for light to medium touch. She was very pleasant and would murmur a few times if 'so and so' felt good. Hands drifted to all the right places after I gave the signs it was ok. I did take a chance and ask if it was ok to flip and she said yes. The finish was very nice and she was very pleasant about it (which helps alot IMO).
Cons- Only problem is the office complex has thin walls so the man next door was on a phone call or something. If you need to total solitude, go after 4 or 5 PM (open till 930) Overall a very nice experience and a goodish massage from a nice lady. I'll def go back. Was 80 for an hour and I tipped a bit extra.
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06-14-18 08:48 #5399
Posts: 9772nd and North- Asian massage
Well, I TOFTT and tried this place out. It's the one a bit west of the other one.
Got an ok, not great massage. I won't go back. Why? Well, the massage was average at best, the lady was very mechanical and there was no roaming. On the flip she dumped oil on my junk and told me to take care of it. "We only massagy here".
I am tired of AMPs and like the other guy, I am going to find another hobby.
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06-13-18 20:46 #5398
Posts: 33Originally Posted by Doggo1987 [View Original Post]
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06-13-18 14:34 #5397
Posts: 58I'm Done with AMPs
I had one session in 113th and greenfield recently. The massage was lame (not that I am expecting masseuse level skills here) but it was akin to tickling. I also told her to avoid my asshole but she (younger but still has a butter face) puts a gob of oil there. I was about to just chalk it up to the HE. When I flipped she pinned me down and jacked on my guy hard. I told her ease up on the nails and she was talking nonsense about oh so big or why no gf shit. Well l also caught a whiff of her breath and man did I shrivel up. This was the last AMP I am trying in area I am going to go only to independents from now on or Chicago!
Oh and damage was around $.
Doggo Out.
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06-12-18 07:40 #5396
Posts: 457Loud Guys
Just a sign of the aging process. Some people always talk loudly because they are going deaf. You hear them in restaurants too. But Loudmongors are a buzz kill. With so few places open it sucks. Well, that is the problem. There is no suck available.
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06-11-18 18:13 #5395
Posts: 215Loud guys
Originally Posted by NitroPimp [View Original Post]
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06-11-18 18:05 #5394
Posts: 215Cindy King Massage
Originally Posted by AsiaPhileJake1 [View Original Post]
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06-11-18 09:58 #5393
Posts: 2852Loud guy and question
Originally Posted by AsiaPhileJake1 [View Original Post]
Loud guys really spoil the mood. Might as well have fire alarm go off. A loud mouth puts everyone inside on edge and the women have to try to put the fire out and get everyone calmed down again. Be quiet, be a gentleman, and pretend you are the guy on the table and think of his comfort. The women will share data on a loud mouth and ban them from the parlors. Just like casinos, they share data on the identities of trouble makers. In fact one guy was such a jerk a friend of mine paid him a personal visit to straighten him out.