Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[Curious Jack]

She posted on Sunday. Post said 26 years old, 5 foot 3, 125 pounds. Texted a bit with her She said she was doing incall near 38th and National. Stated 80/120/200 I thought that was a bit pricey so said have a nice day.

I saw Gemma twice in January at a reasonable rate. Around 38th and National. She disappeared then resurfaced with new obnoxious rates. Now Emma comes along in the same area with the same rates. Did they hire an agent? Maybe it's coincidence that the names rhyme.

[BadGr54]

OK, so I had an ad on CL. A girl by the name of Kayla L. Replied & sent her BEAUTIFUL pics right away along with her phone # and asked me to text her. Blond, blue eyed spinner. How could I resist? So we agree on a price that is much higher than I normally pay (100) for a Massage with a BJ for HE. I arrive at her location which is near 16th & Wind Lake. She comes out to meet me & YES definitely the beautiful spinner in the pics she sent. Go up to the rat hole apartment which she tells me is her sister's place. Go to bed room. Mattress on floor. Shit!! But OK, lets have at it. At that point the vibe was more / less neutral. She asks for the donation, which I give her & then things start going down hill after she tucks the money somewhere safe. She says she normally gets much more so I could have either a BJ OR a massage but not both. I say how about a short massage with a BJ. She says OK. By now the bad vibes were off the chart. So I get on the bed & had to ask her to remove her clothes. She did. PERFECT body. Tiny ass with super nice perky A cup titties. So she does a pathetic 5 min massage & tells me to flip. I figure, might as well. I do & she starts with what could kinda be called a BJ. Not much happening with junior down below so I rub those nice tits a little & ask if I can put a FIV. No!! After about 1 or 2 minutes of her "kinda" blowing me she says: "I don't think you're going to cum & my friends will be coming in shortly to check on me since this is the first time I am seeing you. " That was my cue to get up, get dressed & take my leave. I don't think this was a YMMV thing but I can't be certain. I think things went exactly as planned by her.

So I didn't get robbed and / or beat up and it wasn't a cash & dash (but it might as well have been). So I just blew half my monthly hobby budget & came home with blue balls & my tail tucked. How humiliating. I think I'm gettin too old for this Unicorn hunting BS. Problem is, I had a good looking spinner Unicorn for a while before she left town so now I'm addicted. Damn!!

Here's her phone number so nobody else gets burned: (262) xxx- 9217.

I will attempt to upload the pics she sent me but no guarantees since I'm not very techno.

[Coochie Eater]

That's wrapped beautifully but not much in the box?

And I should have known better. A girl I had kinda screwed around with a few years back called me out of the blue. I asked her if she still had the same crappy attitude, and she said "no". Okay, I'll TOFTT - (MT. My Team).

OMFG! She looks amazing! She has dropped a few pounds and has a model beautiful body. She let me in wearing a bright red body stocking that let me see every curve, every muscle, the roundness of her titties and the puffy, delicious camel toe just waiting for me. Even watching her from the back turned me on. The broadness of her shoulders triangulating down to a narrow waist, all supported by that round cherry-looking ass that would make Jaylo jealous. When she stripped out of the body stocking, those perfectly proportioned titties jutted out, inviting squeezing and sucking. I was in heaven as I went down on a clean and tasty pussy, with that sweet, honey-like taste some women have.

Well, that's about where the fantasy ended and reality reared its bored, spiritless head. She let me eat her to completion, but it was like she came in spite of me eating her, not because of it. I wanted to continue because she did bust, but she said she was too sensitive. Already afflicted with No-Help Johnson, I began to lose the little erection I was gaining. With fucking off the table, she began a blow job, that basically screamed "I know all the dance moves, but I don't like the music. " Great skills with crap attitude. Let me help you, I say, as I stroke Sammy Softee with one hand and hold her head in place with the other. Yes, I found some excitement in jacking my hand into those full DSL lips. As I started to cum, she pulled away, so I shot my load on her neck and tits. I think if I had sprayed her with molten lava, she couldn't have moved away from me any faster.

As I dressed, she assured me she wasn't a lesbian. However she approached her work the same way a middle aged man approaches the cubicle at a job he's worked way too long.

So if anyone knows a model-beautiful black woman under 30 that enthusiastically slurps semen from limp old white dicks and enjoys sex like a nymphomaniac on ecstasy, please let me know.

Coochie (Every day goes by, I wonder why I don't stick to masturbation) Eater.

God bless you all.

P.S. It's because masturbation doesn't have the sweet honey taste that some women's pussies have. That's why. Or big black nipples I can pinch and twist. Or big full lips I can beat repeatedly while I stroke my bratwurst. Or the thrill of being caught in a car in a vacant lot. Or the mutual humiliation of trading sex for money. Jerking into a Kleenex just doesn't provide those thrills.

[DaddyForYou]

She posted on Sunday. Post said 26 years old, 5 foot 3, 125 pounds. Texted a bit with her She said she was doing incall near 38th and National. Stated 80/120/200 I thought that was a bit pricey so said have a nice day.

[RolandDeschain]

So the 20 yr old I wrote about earlier came over yesterday afternoon. Cindy is what I would call "plain Jane cute", she's no great beauty but she has a cuteness to her face that makes one want to cum all over it.

We sat and talked for a little while as I could tell she was nervous. I assured her that anything that she wanted to do was fine and I wouldn't try anything if she didn't want me to. That put her a ease and eventually she went to the guest room to try on her new lingerie. She came out after a few minutes wearing her white bra and granny panties, she said she wanted me to see who she is every day. She has big titties and an ass I would spank for hours. After a short twirl for my approval she goes back. This time she comes out in a black outfit which was just see through enough to tell she has large aureolas which I love. The thong that went with it looked awesome on that sweet ass, and I told her so. She eventually walked over to me and told me I could touch it if I wanted. Plump ass with just the right amount of jiggle as a lightly spanked it. She had a mile wide smile as I did so. I was hoping this was going to continue for a while. After about 10 minutes of pawing her ass and titties she grabs my cock through my pants and ask me if I would let her try sucking it. She had never sucked a cock before? I told her of course, and as I got up to disrobe she want to try on something else. I'm sitting in my robe with a glass of scotch and she walks out in a black body stocking that fit her curves perfectly! I asked her to let me taste her pussy before anything else and she loved every second of that. Natural Bush but not too hairy and tasted like honey. She came after a minute or so but I kept going and she eventually came 2 more times, getting louder each time.

When she finally started sucking my cock she took direction beautifully and did a good job. She asked me if I had condoms, I told her yes I did, but that I have been fixed for over 20 years and I was tested 2 months ago. (I offered to show her the paperwork if needed) She actually moaned out loud when I told her that and told me her pussy just got even hotter. In the end we fucked for a while in a bunch of different positions before I unloaded in her doggy. She loved have me cum in her.

After we calmed down she told me that the lingerie made her feel sexy and naughty and she loved wearing it. I told her we could look online and she could pick out a few other outfits if she wanted to play again sometime. She chose a few and they will be here later in the week and she will be coming back next weekend for round two.

Craigslist works if you can invest the time!

Roland.

[Milw Fireman]

Saw that to. Took a screen capture. She's had a couple ads up, but never answered either of my replies. I even asked her if she was Carrie, but made no difference.

I saw her years ago. Sorry but I wasn't impressed at all. Got the job done but didn't make my roster for repeat.

[ZipperSquid]

She isn't staying in one place for too long. From the north side of Milwaukee and now in Kenosha.

[FatOldman69]

Saw that to. Took a screen capture. She's had a couple ads up, but never answered either of my replies. I even asked her if she was Carrie, but made no difference.

This picture sure looks like her! If it is, I'll be looking her up! If anyone has her number, please share it!

[Khs85]

I have had some great luck on CL offering massages. Most are curvy women between 35-50 that are intrigued by getting a massage from a total stranger. None have any qualms about getting naked and staying uncovered for it.

Some want just a massage. Some ask for a HE at the end. I had one last night that responded to my ad at 1030 pm asking if it was too late to come over. Late 40's, curvy and nice looking. She moaned a ton when I was massaging her ass and even more when doing her stomach and thighs. Spreads her legs and asks for massage there. I do that for about 15 minutes and she literally cums 4 or 5 times. Somewhere during that, she asks me to take my clothes off so she can feel my skin against hers. She eventually can't take any more and gives me an insane DT BJ. Stops and pulls me on top and we fuck for probably 45 minutes. She cums a ton more times and even squirts a little a few times. I still can't believe this happened.

Be patient and great things can happen. I gave her my phone number. I'm curious when she will want another massage.

I have had some luck as well over the last few years. It isn't easy as spam, bots, games, and other BS were 98% of the responses. And then 1% were responses I would not touch in any manner. But the 1% that I worked hard for are still in play and fun. Both have bad home relationships, love sex, have daddy issues, have crappy jobs, etc.

[ZipperSquid]

I was checking out CL and came across a posting with this pic. It sure looks like a provider from about 5 - 10 years ago (I think). I believe her name was Carrie and she floated between Milwaukee and Madison. Am I correct or wrong on this.

Saw that to. Took a screen capture. She's had a couple ads up, but never answered either of my replies. I even asked her if she was Carrie, but made no difference.

[Monopolizr]

Saw her in SP back in the day. Where was the ad? Madison or Milwaukee?

That's Carrie. Talk about a blast from the way past!

[Ps1999]

I have had some great luck on CL offering massages. Most are curvy women between 35-50 that are intrigued by getting a massage from a total stranger. None have any qualms about getting naked and staying uncovered for it.

Some want just a massage. Some ask for a HE at the end. I had one last night that responded to my ad at 1030 pm asking if it was too late to come over. Late 40's, curvy and nice looking. She moaned a ton when I was massaging her ass and even more when doing her stomach and thighs. Spreads her legs and asks for massage there. I do that for about 15 minutes and she literally cums 4 or 5 times. Somewhere during that, she asks me to take my clothes off so she can feel my skin against hers. She eventually can't take any more and gives me an insane DT BJ. Stops and pulls me on top and we fuck for probably 45 minutes. She cums a ton more times and even squirts a little a few times. I still can't believe this happened.

Be patient and great things can happen. I gave her my phone number. I'm curious when she will want another massage.

Thats Awesome! Any time I've posted on CL I get bots and spam. It just gets so tiring, I'm glad to see its working for some. GREAT JOB.

[Funsteve1111]

I tend to lurk here more than post as I am pretty much a part time monger. I seem to prefer my UTR ladies more but I have dabbled in Shelby, Olive Oyl Jess (when she was still at her apartment), etc. I have

Fast forward to this past week. I had placed a similar ad and had the usual spam to weed through. I was contacted by a 20 yr old woman who was interested in knowing more about what I was looking for. Now, I'm 45 so I'm thinking this is a joke but I write back. After emails, a few texts and finally a lunch date to see if we "click" here is her story. 20 years old, raised in a strict religious family. She is a sweet girl with curves just right. Nice big titties, a little thick in the middle and a little bigger ass than I would normally go for. She's had one boyfriend when she was 16 and has had sex a few times but it wasn't anything to write home about. Long story short she is lashing out against her strict upbringing and wants to explore her body. She thought my post sounded interesting because she doesn't ever wear sexy lingerie. She's coming over today so I hope to have a good report for later tonight!

Roland.

I have had some great luck on CL offering massages. Most are curvy women between 35-50 that are intrigued by getting a massage from a total stranger. None have any qualms about getting naked and staying uncovered for it.

Some want just a massage. Some ask for a HE at the end. I had one last night that responded to my ad at 1030 pm asking if it was too late to come over. Late 40's, curvy and nice looking. She moaned a ton when I was massaging her ass and even more when doing her stomach and thighs. Spreads her legs and asks for massage there. I do that for about 15 minutes and she literally cums 4 or 5 times. Somewhere during that, she asks me to take my clothes off so she can feel my skin against hers. She eventually can't take any more and gives me an insane DT BJ. Stops and pulls me on top and we fuck for probably 45 minutes. She cums a ton more times and even squirts a little a few times. I still can't believe this happened.

Be patient and great things can happen. I gave her my phone number. I'm curious when she will want another massage.

[RolandDeschain]

I tend to lurk here more than post as I am pretty much a part time monger. I seem to prefer my UTR ladies more but I have dabbled in Shelby, Olive Oyl Jess (when she was still at her apartment), etc. I have had some pretty good luck with CL for more targeted trysts.

I prefer my women to be a little curvy. I've never shied away from bigger women and that's just me. Several times in the past I have placed ads searching for curvy women who enjoying wearing lingerie. Surprisingly this has provided me with some great action. I specifically say that I'm looking for women to model lingerie for me and that if we click, perhaps we can do more if they were so inclined. I have a cabinet in which I have several different colors and styles of simple body stockings and other "one size" items which they can dress in (it's all new in boxes, BTW. I found a website that offers great deals).

Over the past two years I've had a mid 30's divorced mom who wanted to explore herself, a mid 40's housewife who was tired of her husband not being interested anymore (she was an awesome playmate. Damn), and a few others which were single time playmates. And I never paid them a nickel to come and play! They got to keep the lingerie and we usually had lunch when we first met but that was it. This way takes a bit more time to cultivate but the chase can be its own reward.

Fast forward to this past week. I had placed a similar ad and had the usual spam to weed through. I was contacted by a 20 yr old woman who was interested in knowing more about what I was looking for. Now, I'm 45 so I'm thinking this is a joke but I write back. After emails, a few texts and finally a lunch date to see if we "click" here is her story. 20 years old, raised in a strict religious family. She is a sweet girl with curves just right. Nice big titties, a little thick in the middle and a little bigger ass than I would normally go for. She's had one boyfriend when she was 16 and has had sex a few times but it wasn't anything to write home about. Long story short she is lashing out against her strict upbringing and wants to explore her body. She thought my post sounded interesting because she doesn't ever wear sexy lingerie. She's coming over today so I hope to have a good report for later tonight!

Roland.

[DieselMike]

That's Carrie. Talk about a blast from the way past!

If that is "Worth Every Cent" Carrie; she was on my list but she was in Sun Prairie most of the time. She did come to MKE once in a while. Just dropped off the radar some years ago. I tried texting the phone number I had and got "wrong person, this is "Chastity" (or something like that). I figured she retired. She must be mid-late 30's by now.

Built for comfort more than speed but always looked like she would be a good ride. And she still has that "I'm a *****. Take me!" look about her.