Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[DudeDontCallMe]

I'll second MKEOldMan, she has outstanding oral skills and great enthusiasm. But the damage of 125 for the hour is too high. She is old, overweight, and looks a lot better in pictures. It is a safe in-call in a decent neighborhood.

[Taco420]

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[LookingForLefty]

Guys need to raise the bar a little more. We've all been there. It's late, nothing is going in our favor. It's on the drive home that you stop to help out a 5/10 AA female at a bus stop. You're satisfied with some quick oral and she gets her ride home paid for in full. It's when you motivate yourself to do better that you learn you deserve better. Place a Craigslist ad and outline (in a veiled way) the exact kind of girl you'd like to hire for recreational or relaxation service. If you have a decent camera, brush up your skills and place an ad to hire nude models. Shoot outdoors if you don't have a studio and lighting. Go to Silk or OTB, pick your 2 or 3 favorite dancers and make it a goal to hire at least one of them for takeout. Speaking of Silk, I cruised their friends list a few years ago and met Esme that way, before she started seeing a lot of clients. Hell, it doesn't have to take any money. Chat up that college cutie studying next to your table while out for coffee. Point being, you need to be creative and brave if you want to stop chasing the ones who are duds.

I used to randomly hit up women on FB who had recently filed for divorce. If they looked good, passed background check, appeared to have no boyfriend, it was good to go to ask them out for coffee. I'd make up some line that was intriguing. If the man filed I usually did not pursue.

Figured she must be crazy. If the lady filed and her husband looked like a player, he usually was. If she deleted all his pics and just had her only, it was good news.

75% of the time I knew the story by looking at the pics. Right after a divorce filing these women are hurting and emotionally charged. Their hormones are all over the place.

Once it appeared they were open to coming over for a visit, the visit usually went well. Sometimes there was only oral on the first encounter and sometimes just DATY.

If they came hard, they usually would come back again soon for more, and more willing to return the favor. Patience usually paid off. Then you can break it off because you have a good excuse, they are still married, kids etc. Its not for you.

So many times it took some persuasion to get their pants off. Tops off and tit sucking was pretty automatic. One you got the going with DATY, they would be shaking and flopping because its all new to them. You are a new guy and probably doing it right too. Then when they bust a nut, you have won them over.

Then the next day you get the email "I've been thinking about what we did all day and I'm horny", or "I feel so guilty can I come over and we talk about it" They come over and you do it all again.

[Member #5121]

Guys need to raise the bar a little more. We've all been there. It's late, nothing is going in our favor. It's on the drive home that you stop to help out a 5/10 AA female at a bus stop. You're satisfied with some quick oral and she gets her ride home paid for in full. It's when you motivate yourself to do better that you learn you deserve better. Place a Craigslist ad and outline (in a veiled way) the exact kind of girl you'd like to hire for recreational or relaxation service. If you have a decent camera, brush up your skills and place an ad to hire nude models. Shoot outdoors if you don't have a studio and lighting. Go to Silk or OTB, pick your 2 or 3 favorite dancers and make it a goal to hire at least one of them for takeout. Speaking of Silk, I cruised their friends list a few years ago and met Esme that way, before she started seeing a lot of clients. Hell, it doesn't have to take any money. Chat up that college cutie studying next to your table while out for coffee. Point being, you need to be creative and brave if you want to stop chasing the ones who are duds.

I was thinking the exact same thing. I probably wouldn't turn her down if she was the only chance I had on a given night, but she isn't what I'd be out looking for, even in Stallis. I've had plenty of good luck finding skinny bar ****** there. Stallis is a bar ***** lovers dream come true. Or at least it used to be when I was single. Can't imagine anything's changed.

[Member #5286]

Well to be honest, I usually can fuck short 40 year old fat girls for free. Thats not something I'd pay money for. To be clear, I've paid for worse (I. E. Big Red) but I can go into most any bar and pick up a fat chick.

I was thinking the exact same thing. I probably wouldn't turn her down if she was the only chance I had on a given night, but she isn't what I'd be out looking for, even in Stallis. I've had plenty of good luck finding skinny bar ****** there. Stallis is a bar ***** lovers dream come true. Or at least it used to be when I was single. Can't imagine anything's changed.

[LookingForLefty]

Just a little more info that I should have mentioned earlier. Her ad said she was 37 and one of her email responses said she was 5'2" and 165 pounds. That right there is what turned me off, but I pushed for a pic anyways. Reading her original ad, you would have thought she was a beauty queen.

If anyone has seen her, please speak up. I've gotten some interest via pm but if she's real, she's going to wonder how the hell so many people got her # when it wasn't in the ad. Apologies to the regular members here that have contacted me about her, but I have an idea for senior members only if someone wants to "feel her out". First senior to pm me will get the Craigslist email reply address from the ad she posted that I responded to. I'll explain my idea via pm. This idea is for the sake of trying to figure out if she's the real deal or not, by somebody that thinks they might be able to spot a fake, not necessarily to TOFTT.

Well to be honest, I usually can fuck short 40 year old fat girls for free. Thats not something I'd pay money for. To be clear, I've paid for worse (I. E. Big Red) but I can go into most any bar and pick up a fat chick.

[MkeOldman]

I've yet to pull the trigger on any of these girls yet, but I still look from time to time and figured I'd contribute what I can.

This girl has been posting on CL and her ad says something about knowing what we both want so let's not waste each other's time. $. 25 h / hr for full service. I've yet to see her, but wouldn't mind hearing about her if anyone else has in case I finally do this. Yes I have her #, but I don't plan on sharing it because I don't know if she'll freak having random people calling her. She did not list her # in the ad and didn't give it up right away. My main reason for this post is so others know what she looks like if they see her ad again.

I saw her last week. She has outstanding oral skills, deep throat and swallows. She also has very nice firm tits. I will plan to see her again.

[Member #5286]

Correct, you are right. After blowing up the pic, she's pushing 40 and a bit overweight. Have fun. Looks good in the thumbnail.

Just a little more info that I should have mentioned earlier. Her ad said she was 37 and one of her email responses said she was 5'2" and 165 pounds. That right there is what turned me off, but I pushed for a pic anyways. Reading her original ad, you would have thought she was a beauty queen.

If anyone has seen her, please speak up. I've gotten some interest via pm but if she's real, she's going to wonder how the hell so many people got her # when it wasn't in the ad. Apologies to the regular members here that have contacted me about her, but I have an idea for senior members only if someone wants to "feel her out". First senior to pm me will get the Craigslist email reply address from the ad she posted that I responded to. I'll explain my idea via pm. This idea is for the sake of trying to figure out if she's the real deal or not, by somebody that thinks they might be able to spot a fake, not necessarily to TOFTT.

[LookingForLefty]

I dunno what you guys are seeing here, but she looks old and rough to me.

Correct, you are right. After blowing up the pic, she's pushing 40 and a bit overweight. Have fun. Looks good in the thumbnail.

[ItaloSamoa]

Pic appears to be staged to appeal to someone with a little girl kink. Not a bad angle if she's actually legal. But probably TGTBT.

That looks too good to be true. She is too pretty.

I dunno what you guys are seeing here, but she looks old and rough to me.

[LookingForLefty]

YouTubers? I'm going to take a stab at this and assume this means something along the lines of people setting mongers up and posting them online? That's f'd up if that's what you're saying. I actually experienced something similar in my monger days. Banged this chick in her living room, and after we're done she says "So, you want to buy the video tape? I heard some noise from another room and just looked at her, acted like I didn't care, and said "nah, that's alright" and walked out the door. Looking back I still think that was the best way to have handled it. She actually looked surprised that I didn't seem to give a shit, which *fingers crossed* hopefully means her and her partner said screw it and recorded over it. This was almost 20 years ago, so chances are it never got converted to digital format, but you never know. I don't even worry about it, but it proved to me there's more risks to doing this than you might think. That being said, I saw enough women back then to bump me up to senior status in no time that DIDN'T ask if I wanted to buy the tape, so there is a positive side to it. Kind of wish I had made some videos with some of them now that I'm jogging my memory.

I agree that the kids room pic is, if nothing else, tacky. It's not the one I would have sent. And she is cute, but she is a bigger girl. I'll be completely honest in saying that, for me, she's on the average side of cute. I could get it hard for her, but there's cuter girls out there that you guys have verified as being legit. Like I said, I'm not in the game yet. I've come close, and one of these days it'll happen, but I figured this was a way to at least contribute something. In this case, you guys get to see what the girl looks like that's posting the "no mind games" posts. It's something along those lines at least, and now you know whether she raises a red flag. Or something else.

I've seen those YouTubes where some goofy looking monger goes into some cute girls apartment. Then comes the bait and switch, the cameraman, the fake police officer.

If a girl is good looking I can tell you there is about a 95% chance she has a man in her life, or perhaps a woman, who is controlling her. Or drugs are controlling her. Have I seen an ad, then stupidly just drove over to their house, had a good time, left happy? Yes I have. Then fallen in lust and went back several more times.

I've seen the videos and I see myself in those videos. A few years ago I saw an ad for a massage therapist, she was young, hot, very pretty. Was offering up a full menu.

Drove to the address and sitting on the steps was an overweight 30 year old. Same girl as the pics but the pics were 10 years and two kids ago. I drove on by. Her boyfriend was also advertising using the same account. Reviews verified my observation.

Drove by later and I see some guy, mustache and sunglasses, driving a mongermobile and he looks like a 70's porn actor. OMG --that's me. I need to step up my game so I can get some action and not be one of those guys.

I know a lot of you guys like to hunt. You don't mind driving to the ghetto, Riverwest, Little Tiajuana, or Northridge. You don't mind pulling up to one of the no-tels on S. 27th with bad looking dudes hanging and and watching you go in the room. You don't mind going into a trashy apartment with kids toys and men's clothes laying about. I get that. You are a hunter. A real monger soldier. Brave and willing to TOFFT for your brothers. Then pass on good monger intelligence to the troops. You've picked up SWs on Lincoln at midnight.

I've gotten my medals for service and now want to play it safe. Still even the best providers all have one thing in common -- a mug shot. If I looked at the 10 best providers I ever had every one of them has a mug shot.

[Member #5286]

That looks too good to be true. Background looks like a kids room. She is too pretty. There is something wrong here. Well I've been wrong before. Everyone told me Manson Eye's wife was the real deal and I didn't think she was.

No way I'd be walking into that house. Then have some YouTubers turn the tables on me.

YouTubers? I'm going to take a stab at this and assume this means something along the lines of people setting mongers up and posting them online? That's f'd up if that's what you're saying. I actually experienced something similar in my monger days. Banged this chick in her living room, and after we're done she says "So, you want to buy the video tape? I heard some noise from another room and just looked at her, acted like I didn't care, and said "nah, that's alright" and walked out the door. Looking back I still think that was the best way to have handled it. She actually looked surprised that I didn't seem to give a shit, which *fingers crossed* hopefully means her and her partner said screw it and recorded over it. This was almost 20 years ago, so chances are it never got converted to digital format, but you never know. I don't even worry about it, but it proved to me there's more risks to doing this than you might think. That being said, I saw enough women back then to bump me up to senior status in no time that DIDN'T ask if I wanted to buy the tape, so there is a positive side to it. Kind of wish I had made some videos with some of them now that I'm jogging my memory.

I agree that the kids room pic is, if nothing else, tacky. It's not the one I would have sent. And she is cute, but she is a bigger girl. I'll be completely honest in saying that, for me, she's on the average side of cute. I could get it hard for her, but there's cuter girls out there that you guys have verified as being legit. Like I said, I'm not in the game yet. I've come close, and one of these days it'll happen, but I figured this was a way to at least contribute something. In this case, you guys get to see what the girl looks like that's posting the "no mind games" posts. It's something along those lines at least, and now you know whether she raises a red flag. Or something else.

[DieselMike]

I've yet to pull the trigger on any of these girls yet, but I still look from time to time and figured I'd contribute what I can.

This girl has been posting on CL and her ad says something about knowing what we both want so let's not waste each other's time. $. 25 h / hr for full service. I've yet to see her, but wouldn't mind hearing about her if anyone else has in case I finally do this. Yes I have her #, but I don't plan on sharing it because I don't know if she'll freak having random people calling her. She did not list her # in the ad and didn't give it up right away. My main reason for this post is so others know what she looks like if they see her ad again.

Pic appears to be staged to appeal to someone with a little girl kink. Not a bad angle if she's actually legal. But probably TGTBT. I can't imagine a girl or her manager putting in the effort to stage that scene. LE?

[LookingForLefty]

I've yet to pull the trigger on any of these girls yet, but I still look from time to time and figured I'd contribute what I can.

This girl has been posting on CL and her ad says something about knowing what we both want so let's not waste each other's time. $. 25 h / hr for full service. I've yet to see her, but wouldn't mind hearing about her if anyone else has in case I finally do this. Yes I have her #, but I don't plan on sharing it because I don't know if she'll freak having random people calling her. She did not list her # in the ad and didn't give it up right away. My main reason for this post is so others know what she looks like if they see her ad again.

That looks too good to be true. Background looks like a kids room. She is too pretty. There is something wrong here. Well I've been wrong before. Everyone told me Manson Eye's wife was the real deal and I didn't think she was.

No way I'd be walking into that house. Then have some YouTubers turn the tables on me.

[RolandDeschain]

I've yet to pull the trigger on any of these girls yet, but I still look from time to time and figured I'd contribute what I can.

This girl has been posting on CL and her ad says something about knowing what we both want so let's not waste each other's time. $. 25 h / hr for full service. I've yet to see her, but wouldn't mind hearing about her if anyone else has in case I finally do this. Yes I have her #, but I don't plan on sharing it because I don't know if she'll freak having random people calling her. She did not list her # in the ad and didn't give it up right away. My main reason for this post is so others know what she looks like if they see her ad again.

Pull the trigger and let us know how it goes. It's the best way to gain cred around here!128077;127995;.