Escort Reports

[TitSucker]

When Curb is out on a girl, best not to waste your time. But the brief story he tells about why he's out, pure gold.

Not that it really matters, but I think this winding story from the original post has introduced at least three characters:

1. The original poster's mysterious Amber.

2. My wrong guess who goes by either Jessica or Amber and isn't available anymore.

3. Curb's Olivia, the one from Rockford, who offers ultra GFE, but as Curb said, she's old and saggy.

Enjoy the shit show of what's available in Madison?

Damn ****!! I had scheduled time to see her in Buffalo Grove IL last night. Got blown off. BECAUSE SHE'S IN MADISON!

I don't mind the old and saggy. I'm old and saggy. But, DAMNIT, be there!

[CurbFeeler]

So I finally saw her after this aborted attempt. She's not turn your head cute, more girl next door cute. Relatively clean and fresh, soft skin. And I fucked her bare. Which was pretty nice.

But overall I overpaid. I won't be repeating. She is sullen and distant the entire time. Is distracted with her phone throughout.

Changes what's on the menu as soon as you pay. She said yes to everything via text. And once in the room, no kissing, no DATY, no anal. I had to beg to go down on her, which was actually pretty nice. Very tasty.

I ate her out, felt her quiver a bit, slid my dick in, pumped for a minute or so, left my cum in her, and said goodbye.

No need to repeat.

Ya went &saw Kat. paid 220 for hour, Same way daty, fuck, creampie. Head turned to one side or the other the whole time. Tasty tho. Would not repeat. 21 min. Back in my car, out of here Curb. Gone.

[Flagrant]

Ya that's the one. Pushing 40 hard. She told me 5 kids. Looks it too. SAGGY. Loose. Curb not. p.s. watch out for young boy toy i.e. pimp, lets him in as soon as u done WTF Curb gone.

When Curb is out on a girl, best not to waste your time. But the brief story he tells about why he's out, pure gold.

Not that it really matters, but I think this winding story from the original post has introduced at least three characters:

1. The original poster's mysterious Amber.

2. My wrong guess who goes by either Jessica or Amber and isn't available anymore.

3. Curb's Olivia, the one from Rockford, who offers ultra GFE, but as Curb said, she's old and saggy.

Enjoy the shit show of what's available in Madison?

[Flagrant]

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...i/375781145564

Let that title sink in: Let's make your fantasy a reality!

Hilarious.

She's Bri now. Used to be Molly. It's never a good sign when a girl changes her stage name.

I decided to give her another try. I hadn't seen her since before her vacation. Before she left, I overpaid for something awesome, which I enjoyed, but it was incredibly brief. And she made no effort to pretend she enjoyed it. No effort to please me in any way beyond opening her legs for the brief time I required.

I let her know afterwards why I wasn't pleased. She gave me a big story about how if I tried again, it would be different. I was wiser then. I didn't try again. She went on vacation. And I began to forget. This wasn't the first time I'd seen her. Maybe the 5th or 6th. But it was the first time I let her know clearly how dissatisfied I was. Why did I keep repeating? Because she's quite cute. And not a straight up ripoff.

Expectations are low, unfortunately.

Time passed.

Then she returned. So I start thinking, maybe she understands now.

Nope.

I contacted her. She remembers me. I made arrangements to see her again. I explain (once again) what I expect and want. She's like, "Yes, I'd love that. ".

I get there and right away none of the sweet talking from the setup remains. She starts right away with the cold shouldered rush job. I was planning to pay for an hour. But I hadn't put the money down yet. And it was clear. This is not going to be anywhere near what I want. So I head straight for the door and never look back.

That felt great.

Of course she texts and calls right away. Come back, we can start over, I'll show you.

Not this time. If I'm smart, never again. But who knows, desperation strikes. Sadly, often.

[Crisler]

You know how it is. You've contacted 20+ different providers. None of them even on your C list. And you either get no reply. Or they fail to answer some basic question in a polite and timely manner. You're getting desperate. Time is running out. Your window is about to close. You thought you'd be knee deep in pussy by now, but there's nothing available. Nothing worth seeing.

So you figure, I guess I might as well crack open that Never In a Million Years F list.

You find yourself thinking, Why not try Brielle? Surely it can't be that bad. I mean, the pics in her ad are actually decent, right?

LOL. Read this review:

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...cefuel-2234471

The Juicy Details

Called for the incall on a west side hotel. She gave direction to hotel and I had wait outside for a bit before she gave a room number. This was my first sign that I should have left. Got in and was greeted by a much older woman and he dog. She said the dog was shy and would not bother. Room was cluttered and smelled of smoke from clothes. She immediately got naked and had me hold her breasts to do an LE check. We chatted for a bit and I was not attracted, so I thought of excuses to leave e.g. allergic to dog, but she said that I still need to compensate her to using up her schedule. Not being a jerk I asked her what she wanted and she said to at least make cum. I stripped and laid on the bed while she gave started with a bbbj and then switched to covered bj. Not very pleasing, as there was no attraction. She wanted to ride on top, but I said no, and so we switched to doggy. I had a quick release thinking of something else and was out of there with a flash. Paid her for 30 min rate. I did not feel like small talk or anything.

Dude felt sorry for her. That's the fatal mistake. You show up, it's clearly deception. Walk the fuck out. And don't turn back.

[CurbFeeler]

Hey Curb,

Is this the Olivia you talking about?

She posted today. Offering ultra-GFE.

Have you seen her or some other Olivia?

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...n/883063631799

Ya that's the one. Pushing 40 hard. She told me 5 kids. Looks it too. SAGGY. Loose. Curb not. p.s. watch out for young boy toy i.e. pimp, lets him in as soon as u done WTF Curb gone.

[JessieDonofrio]

For what it is worth, she texted me saying she requires half upfront via CashApp. I believe she quoted 75. She also sent several pictures that were all of the same woman, but probably not at all current.

As others have mentioned, NEVER part with your money upfront electronically. In my opinion, anyone who asks for that should be boycotted so we can keep this environment as happy as possible.

Hey Curb,

Is this the Olivia you talking about?

She posted today. Offering ultra-GFE.

Have you seen her or some other Olivia?

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...n/883063631799

[Dan Madison]

Thats Olivia. Old not worth seeing. Lackluster performance. Curb not.

Hey Curb,

Is this the Olivia you talking about?

She posted today. Offering ultra-GFE.

Have you seen her or some other Olivia?

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...n/883063631799

[IronMan2019]

I assume he meant this one, who spells her name differently:

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...i/420569529608

Yep, that's her. Sorry I forgot the link. I also didn't mention, we had to walk all over a shit ton mess in the room.

I M.

[Crisler]

Yuck hot damn no. Her customer service in setting something up is as bad as naughty Nikki, she wonders why she can't sell her ass. I would rather get a case of painful genital warts than deal with her.

I apologize about Amber I can't find the ad she used.

There aren't many providers using the name Amber I can remember posting recently in Madison. You saw her once? No repeat?

[RawlSocket]

Think you mean Ashlee the one & only. In Portage now. Went and saw her about a month ago. Sad. About 8 or 9th time I've seen her. NEVER AGAIN. Chasing the dragon again. Teeth looked black! What are you doing girl? Curb gone. circlen the drain.

Yeah it's sad. I first saw her just about 3 years ago when she was in North Freedom. She was cute & kinda loopy in a good way. Body was tight with nice big tits. Hooked up twice in a couple weeks, the second time we had to do a car date because her mom was still home. But it was the best fucking car date I ever had, and I'm not crazy about them. Then just kinda lost track of her. Fast forward to February 2020, she was back in North Freedom, and was looking rough. She told me she was clean for several weeks, and she really needed the money. That was 6 months ago, I don't want to know what shape she'll be 6 months from now.

[CurbFeeler]

Who is Ashley? You got a link.

Think you mean Ashlee the one & only. In Portage now. Went and saw her about a month ago. Sad. About 8 or 9th time I've seen her. NEVER AGAIN. Chasing the dragon again. Teeth looked black! What are you doing girl? Curb gone. circlen the drain.

[The Hand]

Is this the Amber you're referring to?

http://madison.skipthegames.com/fema...e/799544901641

Yuck hot damn no. Her customer service in setting something up is as bad as naughty Nikki, she wonders why she can't sell her ass. I would rather get a case of painful genital warts than deal with her.

I apologize about Amber I can't find the ad she used.

[Flagrant]

Who is Ashley? You got a link.

I assume he meant this one, who spells her name differently:

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...i/420569529608

[Andy54]

Took a trip with The One And Only. Saw the mixed reviews, but the short trip to the east side made the decision easier. First off, wow she is spastic. Called me 5 times while I was on my way. "Can you pick up a cover", "Will you get me something to drink", "I'm out back waiting for you".

After I arrived, I realized she wasn't the spinner I thought she was. Tried to change the donation. No BBBJ, no CIM, and I have read she does. Couple minutes of a weak CBJ. Wanted to start Doggie before I was ready. Up charged for a weak BBBJ, mostly HJ. Never again.

I M.

Who is Ashley? You got a link.