Escort Reports

[Buater]

Damn shame got a free night and no one in area worth seeing. Why'all said it before this city needs some talent!

[Flagrant]

Oh I know the reviews are tepid at best, but lately with the lack of any quality provider (and my last crummy encounter) I'm always tempted with a good looking older woman. I might call her this weekend and see what she sounds like on the phone. If I can't play with those tits, then no thanks.

I look forward to your review.

[IronMan74]

Oh I know the reviews are tepid at best, but lately with the lack of any quality provider (and my last crummy encounter) I'm always tempted with a good looking older woman. I might call her this weekend and see what she sounds like on the phone. If I can't play with those tits, then no thanks.

I have not seen her but all reviews say playing with breasts is off limits.

[RawlSocket]

A few thoughts in order:

1. I saw her once. She's rigid on rules and has a lot of them. The experience is more interactive than a rubber doll (not that I've tried one but maybe it wouldn't be so bad) but not at all trying to fulfill your fantasies. She's the quintessential "limp dish rag" we all know. She's pretty good looking, by the way.

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Oh I know the reviews are tepid at best, but lately with the lack of any quality provider (and my last crummy encounter) I'm always tempted with a good looking older woman. I might call her this weekend and see what she sounds like on the phone. If I can't play with those tits, then no thanks.

[Flagrant]

Lately I've been tempted to try Soccer Mom, but I find it a little odd she's not posting any pics in her ads lately. Her big funbags and pretty tight looking bod were her calling card. Maybe she's gotten fat.

I hear you. I'm tempted to see her all the time. Most of the time, memory is all that's required. And when that fails or hope (delusion) take over, all it takes is giving her a call. She insists on no text, so there's no way around it. And voila, you can't escape it, no matter how you start the conversation, her contempt and utter lack of interest in satisfying you bursts forth.

All I have to do is remember that. LOL.

[TJ321]

A standard business philosophy is "it's easier to keep a customer than to find a new one". I can't recall ANY positive reviews on Soccer Mom, so she must get enough "one and done" customers to keep going. Or she just counts on the occasional sucker. I'm always amused that so many "pros" "job performance" is so poor. "Keep your day job" comes to mind.

I've done what I would consider to be a reasonable sampling of "straight" women and, other than one that was a loose fit, have not had any that I would classify as a bad lay. One would think that a woman that offers sex for sale would be competent to deliver a good experience.

A few thoughts in order:

1. I saw her once. She's rigid on rules and has a lot of them. The experience is more interactive than a rubber doll (not that I've tried one but maybe it wouldn't be so bad) but not at all trying to fulfill your fantasies. She's the quintessential "limp dish rag" we all know. She's pretty good looking, by the way.

2. It's just a job. Remember that. How often do we all go to work and just "mail it in" that day with no enthusiasm? We all do it. Plenty work factory jobs and do it day in and day out. Do you think that's what she's doing?

3. We've all had the conversation with our buddies "would you do this or that for xxx amount of money? "Would you suck Elton John's dick on the 50 yard line of the super bowl for a million dollars?" Do you really think Elton would pay for a BJ that the giver was unwilling to do? I kind of think that's what you're dealing with here. Her price is what-the-fuck-ever she's charging and as long as people are willing to pay it she's willing to suck the proverbial 50 yard line dick, however un-enthustically.

4. Choose wisely. We've all read the reviews. You know you're going to get a sorry ass lay with no extra fun to be had. It's warmer than tugging one out, that's about it. If that works for you, set something up. For the really unattractive monger she may be the best looking piece of ass they ever get. So don't judge if that's what they want.

[DieselMike]

Man, she just got a bad attitude take you shoes off at door, can't suck on titties no DATY. Cover, stick it in. Lets get this over, GTFO. Curb never. Couldn't get a nut, not a turn-on just saying. Stay home save your $$. Curb,

A standard business philosophy is "it's easier to keep a customer than to find a new one". I can't recall ANY positive reviews on Soccer Mom, so she must get enough "one and done" customers to keep going. Or she just counts on the occasional sucker. I'm always amused that so many "pros" "job performance" is so poor. "Keep your day job" comes to mind.

I've done what I would consider to be a reasonable sampling of "straight" women and, other than one that was a loose fit, have not had any that I would classify as a bad lay. One would think that a woman that offers sex for sale would be competent to deliver a good experience.

[DieselMike]

Hey y'all. I spoke with the infamous Kendall Snow tonight. She is in the Dells but she said she is coming to Madison soon. Her ad says "snowstorm" but believe me, it's more like a rainstorm (or a Cat 5 hurricane).

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...s/918427851027

Reviews on her vary widely. I like skanky little things, regardless of age, so she's not my type. But one thing comes to mind when I see her mentioned: someone referred to her as "a pair of pantyhose filled with cottage cheese". Not sure if even remotely true but it stuck in my mind, LOL.

[CurbFeeler]

Lately I've been tempted to try Soccer Mom, but I find it a little odd she's not posting any pics in her ads lately. Her big funbags and pretty tight looking bod were her calling card. Maybe she's gotten fat.

Man, she just got a bad attitude take you shoes off at door, can't suck on titties no DATY. Cover, stick it in. Lets get this over, GTFO. Curb never. Couldn't get a nut, not a turn-on just saying. Stay home save your $$. Curb,

[RawlSocket]

Soccer Mom. Yes, it's so bad she's somehow on the list, LOL; I've never seen her, but some seem to enjoy her.

Lately I've been tempted to try Soccer Mom, but I find it a little odd she's not posting any pics in her ads lately. Her big funbags and pretty tight looking bod were her calling card. Maybe she's gotten fat.

[Hross]

Hey y'all. I spoke with the infamous Kendall Snow tonight. She is in the Dells but she said she is coming to Madison soon. Her ad says "snowstorm" but believe me, it's more like a rainstorm (or a Cat 5 hurricane).

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...s/918427851027

I am on my way.

[Free34]

This is Bree:

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...t/079337943738

I've reviewed her here as well as on TER. TLDR: Not bad looking, but definitely big. Way bigger than I like. But I would have had fun, I think, if she didn't wince at every single fucking normal thing I did. Terrible experience. Never ever repeat. Squirted my baby juice in her and got the fuck out.

I'd try Lacey instead, for sure. I haven't seen her in years. Her menu is limited, but by all accounts, she enjoys fucking. That was my experience. So right there is reason enough to see her at least once and see for yourself.

Thank you Flagrant.

[DIrie999]

I had a dream about this one and it was a total waste of time and roses. Would highly unrecommend.

Anyone see this one? https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...t/079337943738.

[Flagrant]

Anyone see this one? https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...t/079337943738.

Or would this one be a better choice? https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...r/146215502117.

One does not have a name the other one Lacy hot but limited.

This is Bree:

https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...t/079337943738

I've reviewed her here as well as on TER. TLDR: Not bad looking, but definitely big. Way bigger than I like. But I would have had fun, I think, if she didn't wince at every single fucking normal thing I did. Terrible experience. Never ever repeat. Squirted my baby juice in her and got the fuck out.

I'd try Lacey instead, for sure. I haven't seen her in years. Her menu is limited, but by all accounts, she enjoys fucking. That was my experience. So right there is reason enough to see her at least once and see for yourself.

[Free34]

Anyone see this one? https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...t/079337943738.

Or would this one be a better choice? https://madison.skipthegames.com/fem...r/146215502117.

One does not have a name the other one Lacy hot but limited.