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  1. #13450
    Quote Originally Posted by Wahobbert  [View Original Post]
    She doesn't respond to texts or calls until a lot of time passes. She had some pics in her ads in the recent past that had some disturbing background elements, like some guy on a bed in the background trying to open a can of Pringles or something on one pic. Is he going to be wrestling with Pringles cans in a closet, or the shower or in an adjoining room while I'm there? I find the thought of a Pringles wrestler nearby when my pants are down to be somewhat awkward. I hate Pringles, they make me nervous. The delayed response and failure to clean up pics before posting makes me think "crack-head!" or worse. I'll probably try to hook up with her again because she's pretty cute, but the situation has to lean more into being under my control, because she doesn't come across as being worthy of un-earned trust.

    A serious post with much sarcasm, but seriously.
    Ad say new an improved an can't change the past, she quoted $80 BJ.

  2. #13449

    I've tried.

    Quote Originally Posted by Buggsy52  [View Original Post]
    She doesn't respond to texts or calls until a lot of time passes. She had some pics in her ads in the recent past that had some disturbing background elements, like some guy on a bed in the background trying to open a can of Pringles or something on one pic. Is he going to be wrestling with Pringles cans in a closet, or the shower or in an adjoining room while I'm there? I find the thought of a Pringles wrestler nearby when my pants are down to be somewhat awkward. I hate Pringles, they make me nervous. The delayed response and failure to clean up pics before posting makes me think "crack-head!" or worse. I'll probably try to hook up with her again because she's pretty cute, but the situation has to lean more into being under my control, because she doesn't come across as being worthy of un-earned trust.

    A serious post with much sarcasm, but seriously.

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  4. #13447
    Quote Originally Posted by Oeste13  [View Original Post]
    I have been on the site for a super long time and really never post anything. I know that's frowned on, but for anyone who is interested in my bona fides the can look at my profile on the oThER site. At any rate, I couldn't take seeing these posts about Mary Sara anymore. Yes, she's a scam. How do I know? She (or he or they) scammed me. Like many people, I don't like prepay opportunities, but I'm not absolutely opposed to them. I've had some very good experiences with providers who required prepay, or who preferred electronic payment, particularly when I'm traveling and don't want to carry a bunch of cash with me. However, usually I do my homework ahead of time to minimize the chance of a scam. I didn't with "Mary Sara" and I paid the price for it. It's a total scam. Stay away.
    You don't pay them to show up, you pay them to leave. If the provider won't accept that, move on to the next one that will for yours and everyone else's sake.

  5. #13446
    Quote Originally Posted by Oeste13  [View Original Post]
    I have been on the site for a super long time and really never post anything. I know that's frowned on, but for anyone who is interested in my bona fides the can look at my profile on the oThER site. At any rate, I couldn't take seeing these posts about Mary Sara anymore. Yes, she's a scam. How do I know? She (or he or they) scammed me. Like many people, I don't like prepay opportunities, but I'm not absolutely opposed to them. I've had some very good experiences with providers who required prepay, or who preferred electronic payment, particularly when I'm traveling and don't want to carry a bunch of cash with me. However, usually I do my homework ahead of time to minimize the chance of a scam. I didn't with "Mary Sara" and I paid the price for it. It's a total scam. Stay away.
    Thanks for the report. But honestly, your report doesn't really help clarify how absolutely stupid it is to prepay. What I mean is when you send money to someone before meeting with them. How on earth is that ever going to work out in your favor? LOL.

    You've had good experiences prepaying, apparently? Good for you. What was different about those good experiences vs. the obvious ripoff we have in our midst, Mary Sara? You don't really speak to that. Maybe you can follow up and clarify?

  6. #13445
    I have been on the site for a super long time and really never post anything. I know that's frowned on, but for anyone who is interested in my bona fides the can look at my profile on the oThER site. At any rate, I couldn't take seeing these posts about Mary Sara anymore. Yes, she's a scam. How do I know? She (or he or they) scammed me. Like many people, I don't like prepay opportunities, but I'm not absolutely opposed to them. I've had some very good experiences with providers who required prepay, or who preferred electronic payment, particularly when I'm traveling and don't want to carry a bunch of cash with me. However, usually I do my homework ahead of time to minimize the chance of a scam. I didn't with "Mary Sara" and I paid the price for it. It's a total scam. Stay away.

    Quote Originally Posted by HeGetsAround  [View Original Post]
    Because that's how they get ya LOL. I'm going to pass, but at least the ad wasn't "insult your intelligence" bad.

  7. #13444
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6  [View Original Post]
    As with most great fiction, it was "inspired by" real events.
    So I heard. LOL.

  8. #13443

    Inspired

    Quote Originally Posted by Crisler  [View Original Post]
    Creative writing, at its finest. Bravo.
    As with most great fiction, it was "inspired by" real events.

  9. #13442
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6  [View Original Post]
    I recently paid a visit to my long-time ATF Yuna. It was a great time as always, but I think she's losing her marbles. The first indication was when she met me at the door in a robe and sexy underthings, but she had the panties on inside out. She said that was proven to protect against morgellons. Then she made me wipe my entire body down with a ShamWow soaked in Fierce Blue Cherry flavor Gatorade, the reason being that it would leach excess soluble fluoride salts, to which she is highly sensitive, out of my body. The kicker was when she was bouncing on me in CG and she started mumbling something incoherent. At first I thought she was speaking in tongues, but gradually it grew into a loud rhythmic chant similar to the one chanted repeatedly by Ben Kingsley's character in the excellent but short-lived TV series Perpetual Grace: "Get it, get the rhythm, get the rhythm, there you go, there you fucking go. " In spite of these quirks, it was a hot session. She must have cummed like 15 or 18 times. Though I would have enjoyed it more if she hadn't made me wear a reproduction of the crown worn by Albania's last monarch, Zog I, who held the throne until Italy occupied that country in 1939. BTW Yuna's website host abruptly booted all USA Accounts recently, so she's running a Tryst ad in the meantime while she works on a new site.

    https://tryst.link/escort/yuna-is-red
    Creative writing, at its finest. Bravo.

  10. #13441

    Miranda

    Quote Originally Posted by DanMadison  [View Original Post]
    So has anyone actually met Miranda? She told me she was visiting Madison on Saturday / Sunday but didn't text me or reply to my texts so I assumed she changed her her plans or made a more profitable plan with someone else on this site. Any details anyone can share?
    I believe this is her latest ad:

    https://tryst.link/escort/fondygal

    She no longer uses "Miranda" but it's her, I believe. I never saw her. I'm kind of curious. Any recent reports? Dan, did you ever see her? Worth seeing, repeating? Still seeing?

    If this part of her ad is true, I can't see paying the premium rates she's asking: $300 per hour for incall in FDL. Or $375 for her to come here? You have to be kidding, right?

    Condoms required for all activities. I will not budge on that.

  11. #13440

    Honey

    Saw her at her incall on the Eastside. There is a door into the building in back closer to her room. If you use it you can avoid walking past the front desk. She is probably a 6/10 in the looks department but she has a nice body and a very good attitude. Does things with her tongue that I appreciate. Worth seeing.

  12. #13439
    This is either really funny satire or really depressing reality. I genuinely cannot figure out which. King Zog kind of puts it over the top, but then again, how could you make that up?

    Did you at least get to carry chocolate gelt in the same quantity of gold King Zog stole when he escaped?

    I was thinking about contacting her until I read this. Yikes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6  [View Original Post]
    I recently paid a visit to my long-time ATF Yuna. It was a great time as always, but I think she's losing her marbles. The first indication was when she met me at the door in a robe and sexy underthings, but she had the panties on inside out. She said that was proven to protect against morgellons. Then she made me wipe my entire body down with a ShamWow soaked in Fierce Blue Cherry flavor Gatorade, the reason being that it would leach excess soluble fluoride salts, to which she is highly sensitive, out of my body. The kicker was when she was bouncing on me in CG and she started mumbling something incoherent. At first I thought she was speaking in tongues, but gradually it grew into a loud rhythmic chant similar to the one chanted repeatedly by Ben Kingsley's character in the excellent but short-lived TV series Perpetual Grace: "Get it, get the rhythm, get the rhythm, there you go, there you fucking go. " In spite of these quirks, it was a hot session. She must have cummed like 15 or 18 times. Though I would have enjoyed it more if she hadn't made me wear a reproduction of the crown worn by Albania's last monarch, Zog I, who held the throne until Italy occupied that country in 1939. BTW Yuna's website host abruptly booted all USA Accounts recently, so she's running a Tryst ad in the meantime while she works on a new site.

    https://tryst.link/escort/yuna-is-red

  13. #13438

    Yuna

    I recently paid a visit to my long-time ATF Yuna. It was a great time as always, but I think she's losing her marbles. The first indication was when she met me at the door in a robe and sexy underthings, but she had the panties on inside out. She said that was proven to protect against morgellons. Then she made me wipe my entire body down with a ShamWow soaked in Fierce Blue Cherry flavor Gatorade, the reason being that it would leach excess soluble fluoride salts, to which she is highly sensitive, out of my body. The kicker was when she was bouncing on me in CG and she started mumbling something incoherent. At first I thought she was speaking in tongues, but gradually it grew into a loud rhythmic chant similar to the one chanted repeatedly by Ben Kingsley's character in the excellent but short-lived TV series Perpetual Grace: "Get it, get the rhythm, get the rhythm, there you go, there you fucking go. " In spite of these quirks, it was a hot session. She must have cummed like 15 or 18 times. Though I would have enjoyed it more if she hadn't made me wear a reproduction of the crown worn by Albania's last monarch, Zog I, who held the throne until Italy occupied that country in 1939. BTW Yuna's website host abruptly booted all USA Accounts recently, so she's running a Tryst ad in the meantime while she works on a new site.

    https://tryst.link/escort/yuna-is-red

  14. #13437

    Westside

    Quote Originally Posted by SitNud  [View Original Post]
    Anyone seen any decent hotel asians lately on the west side? Anyone else worth considering? The pickings keep getting slimmer and slimmer.
    One of the usual spots on the west side is back up again, non descriptive 40's girl thin long hair A cup, full Bush, typical rush job, 5 minutes of pounding and out the door. Went to the east side a couple weeks back, lobby entrance only which I don't like, compared to meeting at a side door. That time was nice looking girl, still really rushed. I liked the apartment setup better off Park but I think that's gone now.

  15. #13436

    Not a problem

    Quote Originally Posted by HeGetsAround  [View Original Post]
    Almost saw this one, got to the location and she asked to park near a white jeep. When I found it there was a guy looking suspicious parked next to it so I bailed, wasn't worth the risk of a scam to me. Was wondering if anyone has seen her and maybe I overreacted?

    https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...s/302360389666
    Find another parking lot nearby and walk over, when they tell you where to park tell them you are walking in from being dropped off by Lyft or Uber. THEN decide how sketchy she is by the response that follows.

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