Escort Reports

**Sanctimonious6** · 05-06-23 11:29

Originally Posted by Crisler [View Original Post]

Creative writing, at its finest. Bravo.

As with most great fiction, it was "inspired by" real events.

**Crisler** · 05-06-23 10:38

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

I recently paid a visit to my long-time ATF Yuna. It was a great time as always, but I think she's losing her marbles. The first indication was when she met me at the door in a robe and sexy underthings, but she had the panties on inside out. She said that was proven to protect against morgellons. Then she made me wipe my entire body down with a ShamWow soaked in Fierce Blue Cherry flavor Gatorade, the reason being that it would leach excess soluble fluoride salts, to which she is highly sensitive, out of my body. The kicker was when she was bouncing on me in CG and she started mumbling something incoherent. At first I thought she was speaking in tongues, but gradually it grew into a loud rhythmic chant similar to the one chanted repeatedly by Ben Kingsley's character in the excellent but short-lived TV series Perpetual Grace: "Get it, get the rhythm, get the rhythm, there you go, there you fucking go. " In spite of these quirks, it was a hot session. She must have cummed like 15 or 18 times. Though I would have enjoyed it more if she hadn't made me wear a reproduction of the crown worn by Albania's last monarch, Zog I, who held the throne until Italy occupied that country in 1939. BTW Yuna's website host abruptly booted all USA Accounts recently, so she's running a Tryst ad in the meantime while she works on a new site.

https://tryst.link/escort/yuna-is-red

Creative writing, at its finest. Bravo.

**Crisler** · 05-06-23 10:25

Originally Posted by DanMadison [View Original Post]

So has anyone actually met Miranda? She told me she was visiting Madison on Saturday / Sunday but didn't text me or reply to my texts so I assumed she changed her her plans or made a more profitable plan with someone else on this site. Any details anyone can share?

I believe this is her latest ad:

https://tryst.link/escort/fondygal

She no longer uses "Miranda" but it's her, I believe. I never saw her. I'm kind of curious. Any recent reports? Dan, did you ever see her? Worth seeing, repeating? Still seeing?

If this part of her ad is true, I can't see paying the premium rates she's asking: $300 per hour for incall in FDL. Or $375 for her to come here? You have to be kidding, right?

Condoms required for all activities. I will not budge on that.

**BadHabit715** · 05-06-23 00:01

Saw her at her incall on the Eastside. There is a door into the building in back closer to her room. If you use it you can avoid walking past the front desk. She is probably a 6/10 in the looks department but she has a nice body and a very good attitude. Does things with her tongue that I appreciate. Worth seeing.

**PghTraveler** · 05-05-23 21:22

This is either really funny satire or really depressing reality. I genuinely cannot figure out which. King Zog kind of puts it over the top, but then again, how could you make that up?

Did you at least get to carry chocolate gelt in the same quantity of gold King Zog stole when he escaped?

I was thinking about contacting her until I read this. Yikes.

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

I recently paid a visit to my long-time ATF Yuna. It was a great time as always, but I think she's losing her marbles. The first indication was when she met me at the door in a robe and sexy underthings, but she had the panties on inside out. She said that was proven to protect against morgellons. Then she made me wipe my entire body down with a ShamWow soaked in Fierce Blue Cherry flavor Gatorade, the reason being that it would leach excess soluble fluoride salts, to which she is highly sensitive, out of my body. The kicker was when she was bouncing on me in CG and she started mumbling something incoherent. At first I thought she was speaking in tongues, but gradually it grew into a loud rhythmic chant similar to the one chanted repeatedly by Ben Kingsley's character in the excellent but short-lived TV series Perpetual Grace: "Get it, get the rhythm, get the rhythm, there you go, there you fucking go. " In spite of these quirks, it was a hot session. She must have cummed like 15 or 18 times. Though I would have enjoyed it more if she hadn't made me wear a reproduction of the crown worn by Albania's last monarch, Zog I, who held the throne until Italy occupied that country in 1939. BTW Yuna's website host abruptly booted all USA Accounts recently, so she's running a Tryst ad in the meantime while she works on a new site.

https://tryst.link/escort/yuna-is-red

**Sanctimonious6** · 05-05-23 11:40

I recently paid a visit to my long-time ATF Yuna. It was a great time as always, but I think she's losing her marbles. The first indication was when she met me at the door in a robe and sexy underthings, but she had the panties on inside out. She said that was proven to protect against morgellons. Then she made me wipe my entire body down with a ShamWow soaked in Fierce Blue Cherry flavor Gatorade, the reason being that it would leach excess soluble fluoride salts, to which she is highly sensitive, out of my body. The kicker was when she was bouncing on me in CG and she started mumbling something incoherent. At first I thought she was speaking in tongues, but gradually it grew into a loud rhythmic chant similar to the one chanted repeatedly by Ben Kingsley's character in the excellent but short-lived TV series Perpetual Grace: "Get it, get the rhythm, get the rhythm, there you go, there you fucking go. " In spite of these quirks, it was a hot session. She must have cummed like 15 or 18 times. Though I would have enjoyed it more if she hadn't made me wear a reproduction of the crown worn by Albania's last monarch, Zog I, who held the throne until Italy occupied that country in 1939. BTW Yuna's website host abruptly booted all USA Accounts recently, so she's running a Tryst ad in the meantime while she works on a new site.

https://tryst.link/escort/yuna-is-red

**OkTurnOver** · 05-04-23 19:32

Originally Posted by SitNud [View Original Post]

Anyone seen any decent hotel asians lately on the west side? Anyone else worth considering? The pickings keep getting slimmer and slimmer.

One of the usual spots on the west side is back up again, non descriptive 40's girl thin long hair A cup, full Bush, typical rush job, 5 minutes of pounding and out the door. Went to the east side a couple weeks back, lobby entrance only which I don't like, compared to meeting at a side door. That time was nice looking girl, still really rushed. I liked the apartment setup better off Park but I think that's gone now.

**Binder79** · 05-04-23 17:43

Originally Posted by HeGetsAround [View Original Post]

Almost saw this one, got to the location and she asked to park near a white jeep. When I found it there was a guy looking suspicious parked next to it so I bailed, wasn't worth the risk of a scam to me. Was wondering if anyone has seen her and maybe I overreacted?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...s/302360389666

Find another parking lot nearby and walk over, when they tell you where to park tell them you are walking in from being dropped off by Lyft or Uber. THEN decide how sketchy she is by the response that follows.

**Buggsy52** · 05-04-23 10:31

Originally Posted by DanMadison [View Original Post]

Texted with the poster. Not sure if it's a guy or girl. At first indicated bb was extra and changed numbers the next day and says bb isn't available. Then says BB would be so expensive that I may not be able to pay. Cannot host, needs a pickup from Northport so we get an idea what kind of folks she / they associate with LOL.

Too bad, pics looked really nice!!

Also has duplicate posts with different pics!!

Try different times, no respond to texts or pH calls, typical of them.

**SitNud** · 05-04-23 10:01

Anyone seen any decent hotel asians lately on the west side? Anyone else worth considering? The pickings keep getting slimmer and slimmer.

**DieselMike** · 05-04-23 08:02

Originally Posted by Free34 [View Original Post]

With the old phone number did you see her before?

Pictures accurate?

Good experience?

No previous experience to report, sorry. I waited too long to try to contact her. I lurk way too much and hardly ever pull the trigger. I've had a few UTR's / side chicks and I'm spoiled with having had some decent companionship and sex at minimal $$. I really want some emotional intimacy. Sex is actually secondary so it's hard to settle for just a hit and run physical encounter.

**Crisler** · 05-03-23 23:26

Originally Posted by DanMadison [View Original Post]

Texted with the poster. Not sure if it's a guy or girl. At first indicated bb was extra and changed numbers the next day and says bb isn't available. Then says BB would be so expensive that I may not be able to pay. Cannot host, needs a pickup from Northport so we get an idea what kind of folks she / they associate with LOL.

Too bad, pics looked really nice!!

Also has duplicate posts with different pics!!

Blondie:

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...e/266062031417

Is the same as "New girl":

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...-/726521885470

**Dan Madison** · 05-03-23 17:21

Originally Posted by GunSmoke [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this one?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...e/266062031417

Looks great.

Thanks.

GS.

Texted with the poster. Not sure if it's a guy or girl. At first indicated bb was extra and changed numbers the next day and says bb isn't available. Then says BB would be so expensive that I may not be able to pay. Cannot host, needs a pickup from Northport so we get an idea what kind of folks she / they associate with LOL.

Too bad, pics looked really nice!!

Also has duplicate posts with different pics!!

**Crisler** · 05-03-23 14:23

Originally Posted by HeGetsAround [View Original Post]

Almost saw this one, got to the location and she asked to park near a white jeep. When I found it there was a guy looking suspicious parked next to it so I bailed, wasn't worth the risk of a scam to me. Was wondering if anyone has seen her and maybe I overreacted?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...s/302360389666

Good call. Based on the pics in the ad, she looks good, but the pics she sends look worse. So there's that. Strike 1. Very limited menu. Strike 2. Directing where you park? I would find that to be a huge red flag. And hope I'd have the presence of mind to bail at that point.

**AsiaPhileJake1** · 05-03-23 13:45

Originally Posted by HeGetsAround [View Original Post]

Almost saw this one, got to the location and she asked to park near a white jeep. When I found it there was a guy looking suspicious parked next to it so I bailed, wasn't worth the risk of a scam to me. Was wondering if anyone has seen her and maybe I overreacted?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...s/302360389666

Always trust your gut feeling. This does sound very strange to me and I would have done exactly the same thing. Stay safe.