Strip Club Reports

[FerChicago]

In was in town for a few days and I had the opportunity to visit a few clubs. I always complain about clubs in Chicago, but tbh after my visit to GB, I won't complain anymore.

1. Oval Office: Best bang for your buck. Gorgeous white girls, full nude dances, good grinding and mutual touch. Very expensive though and no extras.

2. Beansnappers: No alcohol. Beautiful white girls. Full nude but you can't touch the dancer. Not even the legs which is ridiculous. I had 3 dances with Katana, gorgeous brunette spinner and she mentioned I can't touch her but she would allow a foot massage. I don't have a feet fetish but she had very manicured feet so I massaged and sucked those beautiful toes while having a perfect pussy inches from my face. Cheap 3 x60 dances but air dances are a deal breaker for me.

3. Bonkers. Dive bar with a stage and 2 poles. I went multiple times and I only saw black dancers. I was waiting for the fat white chick someone mentioned before. Heavy extras with most dancers. Sit at the bar and all the girls will approach and grab your dick. There are multiple VIP rooms. 30 minutes is $180. Everything covered and full service available but anything is possible for a price. No cameras in VIP rooms. I was asked 200 donation on top of the cost of the room. The problem is the talent. There are no good looking girls except for the bartender. A couple of black dancers with nice bodies but feels like you are dealing with a SW. If you want to bust a nut it might be an option for you but I won't repeat.

It would be perfect if the girls from Oval Office or Beansnappers would work at Bonkers but I know that's never going to happen.

[Jh547]

Well, so I visited GB, only one day.

Wasn't sure what club to hit, so I figured I'd try the oval office first, and then swing down over to peppermint hippo.

But I ended up spending the whole time at oval office. I had a great time actually.

One thing that I dug about this club versus Chicago clubs, the girls were not stuck up, and just hung out with you. Like you were a person. It wasn't just about money, at least not completely.

In Chicago as soon as the money stops flowing the chicks gone.

Anyway, so I got there, and two girls came over and sat down with me. They were both very pretty. Monica and Trixie.

I was there to play, so I was looking to get some dances, and Monica looks at me and she's like what's your rush, slow down.

But I realized I had nothing better to do that night, and she was right. So we chilled out had a few drinks, and played foot is under the table, getting to know each other.

That I took Trixie in the back, and played with her for a few dances.

Very nice, great backside.

Nice bump, and grind, very pleasurable.

Then, my girls went up on stage together, I got to taste both of their titties.

Then we chilled back at our table, playing footsie again, holding hands and talking about stuff.

While casually watching the other dancers dance.

Then me and Monica went in the back room, and fooled around for a few songs, which turned into a few more songs because she was fantastic.

Honestly, my lap dance craving was completely satisfied. With her bump and grind I was good.

Never made it over to peppermint hippo.

Went back to the hotel, happy and satisfied man. And looking forward to my next trip to your very wonderful town.

Darth.

The Hippo went covered nips because some square potitioned the city, dug up an old law and. So the Hippo can't serve booze and show nips. And they make more money on booze than nips.

[Darth Cosmos]

Hi.

I'll be traveling to gb soon from chicago.

I prefer full contact grind dances over nude shows.

Any full contact grind houses in the area?

Oval office?

Darth.

Well, so I visited GB, only one day.

Wasn't sure what club to hit, so I figured I'd try the oval office first, and then swing down over to peppermint hippo.

But I ended up spending the whole time at oval office. I had a great time actually.

One thing that I dug about this club versus Chicago clubs, the girls were not stuck up, and just hung out with you. Like you were a person. It wasn't just about money, at least not completely.

In Chicago as soon as the money stops flowing the chicks gone.

Anyway, so I got there, and two girls came over and sat down with me. They were both very pretty. Monica and Trixie.

I was there to play, so I was looking to get some dances, and Monica looks at me and she's like what's your rush, slow down.

But I realized I had nothing better to do that night, and she was right. So we chilled out had a few drinks, and played foot is under the table, getting to know each other.

That I took Trixie in the back, and played with her for a few dances.

Very nice, great backside.

Nice bump, and grind, very pleasurable.

Then, my girls went up on stage together, I got to taste both of their titties.

Then we chilled back at our table, playing footsie again, holding hands and talking about stuff.

While casually watching the other dancers dance.

Then me and Monica went in the back room, and fooled around for a few songs, which turned into a few more songs because she was fantastic.

Honestly, my lap dance craving was completely satisfied. With her bump and grind I was good.

Never made it over to peppermint hippo.

Went back to the hotel, happy and satisfied man. And looking forward to my next trip to your very wonderful town.

Darth.

[Darth Cosmos]

Hi.

I'll be traveling to gb soon from chicago.

I prefer full contact grind dances over nude shows.

Any full contact grind houses in the area?

Oval office?

Darth.

[SumDumbFuk]

Yep, I thought I'd give it a try anyway. I'll just save up my cash for Detroit. Thanks.

Hope you make it to Tampa some time. Good stuff there.

[Chimil Detin]

Yeah, Bonkers sucks. I feel horrible for you guys up here. I'm from Tampa and knows it wouldn't be like back home but man is it bad.

1 white fat chick, 10 black chicks of varying sizes and looks but none would be able to work in Tampa. One more was a mix of a couple ethnicities.

Place is a cross of a bad sports bar and a really bad strip club.

Only good thing was no cover and cheap drinks. No idea what the dance prices were. Wasn't interested either.

Next stop Detroit. Hopefully better pickings there.

Oh and yeah this was a Saturday night.

Comparing Tampa and / or Detroit clubs to northern Wisconsin clubs is like comparing Michelin-rated restaurants to a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.

You're talking two of the best strip club cities in the country. I haven't been to Tampa yet, but have done Detroit a bunch of times. You're not going to find anything close to those experiences here.

If you want something close to quality ladies anywhere in Wisconsin north of Wisconsin Dells, maybe you luck out once in a while at Peppermint Hippo or Beansnappers. Anywhere else? You're talking townie-bar, corn-fed rural ladies and / or SWs from the city trying a different tack. You're not going to find the cream of the crop here. Far from it.

[SumDumbFuk]

Yeah, Bonkers sucks. I feel horrible for you guys up here. I'm from Tampa and knows it wouldn't be like back home but man is it bad.

1 white fat chick, 10 black chicks of varying sizes and looks but none would be able to work in Tampa. One more was a mix of a couple ethnicities.

Place is a cross of a bad sports bar and a really bad strip club.

Only good thing was no cover and cheap drinks. No idea what the dance prices were. Wasn't interested either.

Next stop Detroit. Hopefully better pickings there.

Oh and yeah this was a Saturday night.

[DaveDream]

Is everyone staying home watching the "no defense" Bucks playing instead of getting some private dances?

Any updates on this club? I'm heading up North in a few weeks and want to stop in if the recent reviews are good. Probably on a Thursday night. Thanks.

[DaveDream]

Any updates on this club? I'm heading up North in a few weeks and want to stop in if the recent reviews are good. Probably on a Thursday night. Thanks.

[JokeHead351]

Went there for the first time on Saturday and had a great time. Met a stripper named piper and she was great. Got the VIP room and gave one hell of a dance. Nothing extra but I would love to see her again or possibly see her outside of the club. If anyone has any info on her please let me know.

[HipPeters77]

Stopped in after this past Packers game. 8 dancers, all decent shape, mixture of white and dark, young, and all but 1 was pretty good looking in my opinion. Only a handful of customers and the talent would make the rounds to all. Nothing to exciting but was nice to see some decent looking girls. I stayed to watch each one perform and that was it so didn't stay there to long to see if any of them would loosen up the later it got.

I was in there years ago and had some fun in the private dance. Got BBBJ and FS for no cost at all. She was a smoking hot blonde who was just as horny as I was apparently. It's hit or miss here just like any other joint!

[BayWood]

Stopped in after this past Packers game. 8 dancers, all decent shape, mixture of white and dark, young, and all but 1 was pretty good looking in my opinion. Only a handful of customers and the talent would make the rounds to all. Nothing to exciting but was nice to see some decent looking girls. I stayed to watch each one perform and that was it so didn't stay there to long to see if any of them would loosen up the later it got.

[Chimil Detin]

If you want the best in WI travel a short distance to Rockwood. You won't be disappointed you will go bonkers!

I was there once. Not worth going back. Certainly not Detroit level service or talent. Maybe comparable in terms of club quality to something like Landing Strip in Romulus, but you won't have the same experiences.

[KingSalami]

I'm going to be heading to Green Bay so doing a little research. If having a nipple trace your face is the end all be all, not even going to go. I'm used to a quick convo and negotiating for extras in the VIP. Is it REALLY this bad? I'm sad for you guys.

If you want the best in WI travel a short distance to Rockwood. You won't be disappointed you will go bonkers!

[Chimil Detin]

I'm going to be heading to Green Bay so doing a little research. If having a nipple trace your face is the end all be all, not even going to go. I'm used to a quick convo and negotiating for extras in the VIP. Is it REALLY this bad? I'm sad for you guys.

If you're used to, and expect, Detroit-level service, do not waste a dime on a Wisconsin club, save maybe OTB in Milwaukee during day shift. Ain't nothin' going to happen that comes near what you can do in Detroit.

A variety of reasons for that: Lower cost of living means the folks here make less money, so less VIP stuff happens in general. Smaller populations mean less anonymity. Stricter LE. Plain ol' pruder, and drunker, people.

I try to get to Detroit to experience their club scene at least once every couple years. It's worth my money to save up a grand or so and get in MSOG, literally, while I'm there.

You will find the occasional cute girl or two in Wisconsin clubs, and some even give you a good grind. But generally speaking, I do my clubbing elsewhere. Hotter girls in Chicago, far better service in Detroit.