Strip Club Reports

[TheBarbarian]

Went to Fuegos and it was pretty dead upon my arrival. But around 11 I saw some of the late crew coming in. I was looking for Miami, no dice as the club was going to close at 5 am.

Either way, I grabbed the first ok thing I saw. (Naya or Nala) Not the bubble ass I like but ass maybe a 7.

Got one dance and when I went to re-position my stick, she caught that, paused and said no, not out here. Okay.

After the dance she stated, I think what you're looking for we need to go to VIP. Not sure if she was the right choice, I jumped anyway. $40 for 1 dance. I knew she was overcharging as I've paid $30 before.

We got back there and she position my stick, went reverse cowgirl and grinded hard and accomplished the mission.

She was cool, I prefer way more booty meat.

[Horsetrader]

There was another club in the 90's at 17th and I St. (approx) that was even more chill. Two levels. Busloads of middle-aged Asian tourists (male and female) would sometimes wander in. Dunno WTF that was about.

I've never seen this happen in a US club, but it is very common at the Hong Kong club in Tijuana, usually during daytime hours. Hong Kong is not only a strip club, but it is a place where you pick your girl and take her to the hotel next door for sex. That's ordinary business there and the Asian women watch their men drool over what is available to the rest of the customers.

[John2526]

Only visited two clubs in DC. Went to Camelot, no cover charge but beers are $10. Waitress didn't like it that I complained about drink prices. I am sure they make more money overcharging for drinks than they would charging a cover. The girls were pretty. The total nude dance is a nice treat compared to other places with partial nudity and pasties. I like Good Guys much better. Also no cover but the beers were $8. 00. They have three stages with three nude dancers which is nice. They also have a lot of girls working.

It's been years since I've been to a DC strip club. My perception was that Camelot girls were stunning, but acted like they were doing you a favor to stop and take your tip money. Good Guys girls were fun, and seemed to enjoy turning guys on. It was no contest.

There was another club in the 90's at 17th and I St. (approx) that was even more chill. Two levels. Busloads of middle-aged Asian tourists (male and female) would sometimes wander in. Dunno WTF that was about.

I heard they got screwed out of their liquor license. Told they could move and take it with them then, after they gave up the space, were told they couldn't.

DC strip clubs: No dogs, no clothes, no contact. It is what it is.

[BuckMaster]

Anyone know is E. I day shift is open Friday? If so what time?

[SWMonger]

Only visited two clubs in DC. Went to Camelot, no cover charge but beers are $10. Waitress didn't like it that I complained about drink prices. I am sure they make more money overcharging for drinks than they would charging a cover. The girls were pretty. The total nude dance is a nice treat compared to other places with partial nudity and pasties. I like Good Guys much better. Also no cover but the beers were $8. 00. They have three stages with three nude dancers which is nice. They also have a lot of girls working.

[TheBarbarian]

I haven't resided in the DC area very long -so my knowledge of the club scene is very limited through the history lessons I've seen on several sites.

I say that to say this. If you like bright strip clubs, without changing rooms for the dancers, with lazy dancer and you can not bring your phone in and it will cost you $10 to reenter the club once you've already paid the cover. This is your spot.

Mind you, I've only visited after 9 pm twice. And don't get me started on the stank vagina. 9/10 girls have smelly twats. Uggh.

The only 2 pros is, it's cheap and no one has ever stopped my hands from roaming.

[Md Curious2]

Hey, MdC! Long time, bro!

I suppose business had gone down. BTW, does it mean the county ordinance has been rescinded?

Things have really fallen off from the hey day. $7. 00 seems so ODD. I guess they were afraid $10.00 would drive people away. SO I guess I have to hibernate with my OTCs this winter. Good hearing from you Chuppi. Theres an uncomfortable chair waiting for you at the EI. Slim pickins'. Like TV One TV shows. BTW- I think the county had nothing to do with the hours.... MDC on hold for now.

[Chuppi]

Just to expand on that a little.

Dances are now $7 .

I wonder why 7 and not 8 or 9.

[Chuppi]

Was there today. Starting Monday, daytime hours are 3 pm to 10 pm. Daytime hours are getting extended.

Hey, MdC! Long time, bro!

I suppose business had gone down. BTW, does it mean the county ordinance has been rescinded?

[Syck Daddy]

Was there today. Starting Monday, daytime hours are 3 pm to 10 pm. Daytime hours are getting extended.

Just to expand on that a little.

Dances are now $7 and after 9 pm it completely dies. Most girls leave before night shift starts and I mean they leave in droves. From what I've been told, girls hate the night shift. Only a hand full of girl will work it and it's sad. Fridays and Saturdays are still the best days to go.

[Md Curious2]

Was there today. Starting Monday, daytime hours are 3 pm to 10 pm. Daytime hours are getting extended.

[Triple E]

I've been out of the game for a bit (and moved from MoCo to NoVA), and have some daytime to burn for a couple more weeks. Unfortunately, it looks like Harley Riders closed, EI doesn't open until like 5:30 now (I used to go around 2), and other options for lapdances are either relatively close to home (Springfield clubs, ugh) or driving all the way up to The Block (let's face it, if I'm on this group, I don't want a vanilla lapdance if I can get more).

Has something else changed in the scene, or is this pretty much the info as it stands now?

Thanks!

[Member #6136]

I been living in the DC area for some time now, haven't hit the clubs tho because it hard to gather Intell here. Yesterday I decided to go to the closet to me and man did I get the rush of my life!! I won't state the clubs name here because I don't want to mess it up. Basically me and my buddy went to have a drink because it's the closet bar. Dancers were kinda relax, the girl to guy ratio was about 1:1. Every girl came around and offer dancing so we got a chance to pick the cream of the crop. Hit the jackpot when one cutie mention the VIP. Decided to check it out after getting quoted reasonable donation. It was totally worth it, no rush, no drama. Will be going back soon for sure, established members PM me for details.

Twengy.

[Freshly Snipes]

I haven't been to any of these strip joints / lap dance spots in years. Around early 2000 til 20023 I would attend religiously.

I always wondered what hapened to Cinnamon / Cinnabunz who use to dance at 'The Legend' Nightclub on Monday nights, along with Cherrybomb who was with Daddiesgirlz.

[O Professor]

http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/152011390-story

Looks like they were using a shoe cam.

At the end of the story the reporter admits what she said up to that point was bullshit. EI is not operating "despite the county's direct order. " The clubs and the county are waiting until the 4th Circuit rules on the motion for an injunction. The reporter repeatedly tried and failed to put words in the PG spokesman's mouth saying EI was operating illegally. That didn't stop her from saying it anyway without any facts to back her up. Just the latest in a series of false reports from Fox 5 and this reporter. If they had any journalistic integrity she ought to be fired. If you don't like what goes on in strip clubs, DON'T GO.

"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. " - H. L. Mencken.

Link to appeal info:

http://www.plainsite.org/dockets/2yh...ges-county-md/