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[NeverSoft]

Hey Fellas,

New to the forum but in the hobby for a few years. Wanted to share some info. Saw Madison in SS. We both kept it pretty simple. She responds to texts and her pics are accurate. She's got curves in all the right places but also has a gut. Good CBJ then k9. Paid 1 for a half. May repeat but not a top priority.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...als-24/9016169

Way too much gut, not enough ass. Saw her in Silver Spring off Georgia Ave. She actually tried to convince me to keep a date after I saw a guy enter her room. I suppose he was going to wait in the bathroom while we handled business. I said no thanks and drove off. She called me saying he was a client and he had left. I came back and saw the same black guy sitting on the stairs outside of her room. My guess is it was her pimp. Either way this sorry broad gave me about 40 seconds worth of head. Definitely would not repeat.

[OldBear]

I saw Lacey in her Springfield hotel room. As stated, she's a BBW (smaller) and has been around for years (something like 129 TERreviews). The experience wasn't horrible but there are better.

She has two dogs in her room (smoke-free). Which isn't a problem necessarily for me and they were in their cages. The problem is that the room "smells like dog" and is not terribly clean. It's not terribly dirty, either, but these dogs need an area where they can roam more freely. Certainly not the best ambiance.

As for Lacey, she's definitely not a GFE. Friendly and talkative but not a GFE (no kissing / CBJ only). She's been around and knows how to get the job done but there are better options (I hope). I would not repeat. Not a bad person but the experience was a slight step above mechanical and the ambiance a problem. (I wasn't expecting the Marriott, to be sure, but all in all it could and should have been better).

[Week Ender]

Hey Fellas,

New to the forum but in the hobby for a few years. Wanted to share some info. Saw Madison in SS. We both kept it pretty simple. She responds to texts and her pics are accurate. She's got curves in all the right places but also has a gut. Good CBJ then k9. Paid 1 for a half. May repeat but not a top priority.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...als-24/9016169

[MrLombardo1]

Have seen her several times and decided to finally share. She is a sexy Latina around 35 with a great ass and legs. She has aheavy thick accent that makes her sound older but she is the definition of a hot MILF. Pretty good CBJ, fairly tight knows how to ride it and likes doggy. Just wanted to share. YMMV but treat her right and she will take care of you. 202-660-3205.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...irl-34/8989650

[Omega0003]

She didn't get me. I was satisfied with her services but would not repeat. She was a little too crazy for me. Thanks for the update though.

This chick is a tired, old looprat! I hope she didn't get either of you for more than like 0. 8, chick she was bottom of the barrel on the track & that's after the crackdown took most of the talent away down there!

[Tha X Facta]

Normally I'd go for something small and petite, but the "L'il man" was not having it.
He wanted something rich, thick, creamy and with a vanilla extract flavor.

We had a 'mutually exclusive' disaggreement and It was gonna be either this or that.
For some odd reason, the "L'il man" won out in the end.

Red was most definately user-friendly!
Performance: On a scale of 1 thru 10 . . . I'll give "Red" a solid eight and three fourths.
Yes indeed . . . she was just that good.

After it was all said, done and over with; I told "Red" I'd write a review.
She told me that I was the second person that said that.

Will the monger that preceded me please Post up!

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-redhead-26/8399811


X . . . 7573208903

[Dexter88]

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gr...ing-21/3506745

Typical AMP setup, $60 for half hour. Offered HJ on the flip didn't ask for any extra cash. All three providers I saw we're at least 45, none above a 6.

[Jaquizz]

I liked this chick. She is tiny, arrives quickly and her pics are accurate. She will ask for alcohol though, haha. Otherwise she is tight and didn't give me any problems.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...rts-23/8579430

[Pizzlepro02]

This chick is a tired, old looprat! I hope she didn't get either of you for more than like 0. 8, chick she was bottom of the barrel on the track & that's after the crackdown took most of the talent away down there!

I saw her several months ago in Waldorf. Services were ok. I liked her attitude though. She definitely likes to party. She told me she was from NY. I can't remember what name she was using then. Kind of a weird experience overall. She met me outside one of the back doors. She talked my head off on the way up to the room. Probably would not repeat.

[Omega0003]

I saw her several months ago in Waldorf. Services were ok. I liked her attitude though. She definitely likes to party. She told me she was from NY. I can't remember what name she was using then. Kind of a weird experience overall. She met me outside one of the back doors. She talked my head off on the way up to the room. Probably would not repeat.

I checked out Nalina the other day when she was just north of the beltway. Her rates are the same, but her photos are old. She has gained a bit of weight, and her services are slacking a bit too. She jumps around and changes her name too much to catchup with regularly, but I thought that she performed much better back in the day.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...tte-24/7170016

Keep safe and happy mongering.

[BigCoolie]

I checked out Nalina the other day when she was just north of the beltway. Her rates are the same, but her photos are old. She has gained a bit of weight, and her services are slacking a bit too. She jumps around and changes her name too much to catchup with regularly, but I thought that she performed much better back in the day.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...tte-24/7170016

Keep safe and happy mongering.

[MrLombardo1]

For a senior member, you are not paying attention. The phone number 240-681-1124 had no reviews and very few ads associated with it, and you didn't recognize the ad format, both of which are dings in your "senior" armor.

You say your "suspicion" is that they're all the same scam. The ads that say "$160 hourly" or "$180 hourly" have been discussed at least two dozen times in the past year as being rip-offs.

Example:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1220953

It's to your credit that you posted this warning, but you were only able to do so because you blew right past the warnings that others have already posted.

He probably was thinking like me. LOL I have seen this add numerous times and have stayed away because of no reviews but curiosity has been driving me crazy about wanting to see this chick. Something about that slim older woman the little head likes. Thanks for the warning reminder to stay away. LOL

[Bunker Buster]

I believe I have seen this provider. It is difficult to provide her name because she has used a few different ones. She advertises on BP as European and she is definitely European. I agree that her actual age is quite higher than the 48 that she lists in her ad.

That being said, he silicone friends are amazing! Her incall is very safe and convenient to get to. I did not find her to be mechanical at all. Had a great time with her and I will definitely be going back.

Most of us manage to put the name and website of the girl we saw in our reports. I don't send people on scavenger hunts, and have very little patience for people who want to send me on one.

[Jaquizz]

Is there some reason we should avoid a girl who can give gum jobs? Being overweight and having small tits can be overlooked in this case.

To each his own I guess, I wouldn't want to stick anything in her mouth regardless of her amount of teeth.

[MrLombardo1]

I was surfin BP the other day & saw a that a new chick that I had seen like a month ago was back in town. The 1st session w / her was excellent, so I was lookin forward to payin her another visit. One thing to note about this chick is that she's new to the game & is very scared of LE. She was usin a new # so I figured that she wouldn't have me saved in her phone.

I called her up to make the appt, we agreed to a time & off I went. I got to her area & just like the 1st time she made jump through several hurdles before she told me which hotel she was at. First she told me to go to a spot near her hotel & to call her back to get the name of the hotel! But since she told me to go to the same place as the 1st visit, I already knew which hotel she was in & headed straight there. Called her back & she said to give her 20 mins to shower up! At this point I had been in the area for 15mins already & told her I was about to leave. She then said she'd hurry up & call me back in 10. As I was gettin ready to bounce, she called me back & told me which hotel she was in & that I should call AGAIN once I got to the parking lot.

Like I said before, I already figured which hotel it was so I had parked right down the street out of sight. I walked over to the parking lot, called her again & got no answer. She immediately called back & asked me what color's my car. I made up somethin & asked which room she was in. She kept sayin I don't see your car, move it to another side of the hotel! This was a pretty big open motel, so I asked which side was she on. She told me & I walked to that side while talkin to her. Again she asked me to move my car closer to her part of the hotel & then she said she could see me! So at that point I told her that I had just seen her a month ago & she said that it didn't matter & she still wanted to see my car. Being mad as hell at that point, I told her to cut the BS or I'd leave & she hung up on me!

The sad thing is that I enjoyed this chick's company the 1st time & now I'd never see her again! This is only like the 2nd time I can recall a chick insistin on seein my car before the session & of course I've never complied. Do they really think that undercover LE will come to bust them in a marked vehicle? SMGDH.

I had same thing happen to me. She wanted to see my car and I was in the parking lot that she was looking at and even told her the color and she said she didn't see me. I opened the door and she said oh ok and gave me the rm. She told me LE was bad in the area and wanted to see the car and me. I had seen her before and when she opened the door it was like old friends. Had great time too. She was out of town and just came back and had a new.