2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Amp Mule]

Hey !

Anybody here if the shower is fixed at ww ? Went there a couple of days ago and it was down so I had to get serviced without scubbin the ol' equipment. The girl didn't mind at all, as a matter of fact she gave me a tongue bath in all the right places. Apparently I got the new girl..k/f/40s/105/5-4/a- cup/raspy ass voice. She gave a fantastic bj though so her looks were forgiven since she made me see stars and my toes curl. All in all it was a nice change of pace from the same 3 girls over and over again.

Amp mule

[Mr Happy Feet]

Hello All,

Normally I post out of the Virginia boards, but work took me out to Oxnard. My experience here was unique--almost stream lined.

After flying into ORX and getting the rental, I drove around looking for a little action before checking into to the hotel. I was driving down Channel Island Blvd and I turned right onto a fairly busy street. I think it was Saviers Rd. I drove several blocks and then I saw it. An oriental massgage parlor back in the corner of an a old strip mall. There was an orental market in the same strip.

I bought a half hour for fifty. When I went into the room, I undressed, layed a pair of jacksons on the chair and washed up. In a few minutes a cute little Asian came in. She rubbed, she sucked, she mounted and f...k'd me right proper. When it was all over we thanked each other for the great time and on I went.

I can't believe how easy it was! Out in No-fu.k Virginia this would be a major post.

Anyway, good hunting.

MHF

[Amp Mule]

Hello all,

A little while back I stopped by ww and got great service. The providors were fighting over who would do me, I kid you not ! anyway they couldn't decide so they both offered to do a threesome with me, Dammit, I only had enough for one girl so I had to pass on the fun. Lately I am trying not to go so much as the excitement gets a little low seeing the same girls over and over. On the upside I hear there is a new girl working fri, sat. sun. and she's great giving bj's but absolutly hideous looking...got this little bit of info from my buddy "mule" she was so good at giving the bj he forgot how ugly she was ...lol

[Lurker Bear]

Wanted to report on an experience from a month or so ago. Went to an AMP on TO Blvd just off the 23 TO exit. Went in fairly early, around 11 am.

Was not given table shower, provider said the girl that does that was not in yet. The massage was excellent, but I was seriously questioned when I took off the towel. Just when I thought I might at least get a helping hand, she said time was up and abruptly left the room. I asked if she could massage the main muscle while grabbing it and she sternly said no.

I'm guessing ellie has been pressuring lately since I received more on a previous visits. That and with ellie having a presence in SV, I will have to wait until I go on another trip. I don't have the time to get out to Oxnard, so I am SOL.

Houston is on my agenda in a month and it is a hobbyists paradise. I'm getting giddy just thinking about it.

[Jurassic]

Re: How natural is our hobby?

In 1996, Cambridge (England) University researcher Fiona hunter, who studied penguins' mating habits for five years, reported that some females apparently allow male strangers to mate with them in exchange for a few nest-building stones, thus providing what Hunter believes is the first observed animal prostitution.

According to Dr. Hunter, all activity was done behind the backs of the females' regular mates, and in a few instances, after the sex act, the johns gave the females additional stones as a sort of tip.

[Pussy Luvr]

Some good news! A-1 has been open again for at least a week now. I guess they got they're "plumbing" problem fixed. I was welcomed back by the usual mamasan. I was there 7/27 and there was a new girl, Kani (Connie?). She was Asian and looked to be in her early twenties but that can be hard to say. She was a little chunky for my tastes but not overly so. I'm more into the petite hardbody type. It wasn't quite clear but it sounded as though she had only been there a day or two.

She was a little too mechanical when she started the massage. She seemed to want to follow her own set pattern on everything. She did start to warm up towards the end, though. The slow start may have been due to her inexperience and recent events. In the last five or ten minutes she seemed like an entirely different person. I might give her the benefit of the doubt and give her one more chance someday.

PussyLuvr

[Too-Cool]

OK,

There was this one girl called mimi who worked on the place on dedor by the store that sold mexican merchandice.

[Pussy Luvr]

Chief,

I don't know about you being too old but I'll agree that a few of the girls are a little too old/fat/etc. On the other hand, there are still some gems out there. It sounds like you just had a run of bad luck. You either picked the wrong place or the wrong time. Saturdays can be busy. If there is a place you like, try asking what days/ times when they are not quite so busy.

One time I was a little rushed and the mamasan even came in to collect the tip for the girl at the end. She told me that they were very busy and that her other girl had not shown up. She said that they had already lost a couple of customers. About that time, the bell rang again, so our conversation was cut short. As I left, there was another monger walking up. They were normally pretty busy that day and time, even with two girls working. With the girl I was seeing, I usually went in for a forty-five minute session. I usually go once a week on a fairly regular schedule.

I stopped in a few days later, just to talk to the mamasan and ask her if maybe another day would be better. I didn't get a "treatment." I was thinking of doing a one-hour session the next time and didn't want to be rushed again. Turned out that shifting days made all the difference in the world. The mamasan was appreciative that I was willing to shift, so that she wouldn't have to turn as many away during a peak period. The girl was also appreciative and mentioned it to me when I saw her again. Different times of the day can also make a big difference.

Asking the girl helps too but the information will probably only cover the time she is scheduled for. The mamasan has the bigger picture and if you feel comfortable with her, she is the best one to talk too. Have fun in your adventures and hope to see you back here.

PussyLuvr

[Chief69]

This may be my last post. In a nutshell, either I am too old for this, or the girls are. My "light bulb moment" happened about two weeks ago, on Saturday. One girl was trying to take care of three customers. I guess it's time to lay off of this hobby. Good luck, Guys. Chief

[Easy Rider 2]

Unfortunately LE in Simi is making it hot for all the mp's also. I was told that they came in and checked all the girl's licenses.

I even walked in on one LE visit. That was quite a surprise and a first for me.

I opened the door and two of Simi's finest were in the lobby with the mamasan. They were checking licenses and passed out a sheet with the ordinance citing prohibited actions at massage establishments.

Naturally I just turned around and walked out. I found out later what they were doing.

[Pussy Luvr]

Bad news to report. It appears as though Oxnard's "finest" thinks that it's easier and safer to go after AMPs than worry about all those unsolved murders. That way they can actually solve something. I talked to a "little birdie," who is taking a break back down in K-Town. Her details weren't complete, apparently she wasn't there when it went down and she hasn't heard anything new.

I hate to be the one to have to suggest this. I've seen it happen on several other forums, much to my dismay. I think we need to keep the intimate details off the forum. We have been much more open about our experiences than is wise. Keep any forum posts vague and pass details back-channel through PMs, to trusted members only. Also, now might be a good time to apply for Senior Member status, if you qualify. We can't make LE's job any easier for them.

Be extremely wary of any newcomers with only a few posts. I received a PM from a newbie around the time all this was happening. Some sob story about how he couldn't get any at this one place and he wanted suggestions. I only gave him a summary of generic approaches from the forum. Not the who/what/when/where info he asked for. Today, I wouldn't have risked giving him even that.

Sorry but we've got to think with the big head and protect ourselves, the girls and the fine establishments that make all this possible.

PussyLuvr

[Chief69]

Pluvr, like you, I would say something's suspicious. The one time I was there, A-1 looked newer and brighter than almost any other place in the 'nard. Chief.

[Pussy Luvr]

Notice on A-1:

A-1 has been "Closed for plumbing remodeling." since at least this Wednesday (7/7). The sign also says "Re-opening soon." It is now Friday and nothing has changed. There haven’t been any plumbing trucks or any obvious signs of activity when I have passed by the last couple of days. This is a bit ominous. If there is no change by next week I will try to call one of the girls. I have her number. If you think it’s hard to communicate with them in person, it’s ten times worse over the phone.

PussyLuvr

[Jurassic]

My Accupuncture question fell flat. Not a single response on 3 boards. I guess it's too far off topic from the purpose of this board. But some of these AMPs do advertise providing that service.

Summary of past posts:
Latina providers are generally a poor investment.
O Accu went from one of the best to worst place, AVOID.

[Snail Trail]

Hello Fellow Mongers,

Wanted to chime in on the A-1 discussion here. I have, on two occasions, been serviced by a Latina provider at A-1. I used to frequent there for sessions with Cindy, an Asian provider, although one night I made the mistake of showing up on a day that she wasn't working. I got who I believe was Alex. As I detailed on my first post here, she asked for $$$ up front, showed me her jewels to try and close the deal, after compromising on a 4 Jackson exit, she jumped on top, rode em cowgirl, in a methodically jack-hammerish fashion, got me to finish, stood up, made an imitation gun with one hand, pointed it at me and said "bang, I kill you man..." Needless to say, that was the last time we ever had a session together.

The other occasion, I walked in, asked to use the restroom, and on the way saw an Asian provider waiting in the small dining nook to the far left end of the hallway and decided it best to avoid getting her as a provider. I was sent a Latina provider, Lisa I believe was her name. Typical start, I name dropped women I've visited before (tip for first time visitors: ALWAYS tell your provider you have had session before with a woman who name sounds like .." await the provider to say a name, and then confer that indeed that was "her" name! It helps to break the ice) to let her know I was a regular. After she transitioned into the "soft massage" portion of the session, she told me to turn over, asked me what I wanted. I pointed at her love box and gestured like I was moving a shopping cart forward and back, forward and back (get my drift?), and she responded "oh you want to f--k!" then gestured by pointing to the palm of her hand. I told her she was mistaken, I am not a palm reader, so she finally flashed ten fingers in the air. I gave a half smile to let her know I was telling her "oh please..." and told her that I do take care to make sure good service is noticed, and flashed 4 fingers up into the air. We settled on 60 to exit. She had a nice face, small rack, and unfortunately, no junk in her trunk. It was nothing more than straight missionary...I did leave 3 Jacksons as a courtesy.

I too am not saying this to generalize Latina providers, but I can only speak from my own experiences here. The mileage, the value and quite honestly, the experience as a whole has been better for me with Asian providers.