2000-2004 Archived Reports

[LuvDaPuss]

Well Chief, I'm happy to oblige!

Stopped by St. Mary's in da 'nard last Saturday with a buddy from out of town. Whenever we both have gone to an amp before, I have a great time and he gets stuck with a bow wow. So, being the giver that I am, when I saw Monica I made sure that he got her and I took my chances. Well lucky me! I got Candi! Interesting gal to look at; 5'6" and maybe 85 lbs. Very petite. The girl has game too. A little standoffish at first but warmed up quick. Maybe I'm a bit twisted but when you do the real skinny ones doggy style they look like little kids. Even though you know they are in their twenties, it really gives me a chill to just imagine all the trouble you could get into if they were that young. OK, enough of the twisted stuff, but I did warn you.
So, as things progressed we hit it mish and I was about to explode, she grabs me by the nipples and hisses in my face "finish it, FINISH IT"! My oh my, I certainly did. When it was over I felt my chest and it was bruised! But it was cool, didn't mind a bit.

[Chief69]

I feel so guilty about Jackson's bandwidth for this almost off-topic msg I am going to send him $5.00 for posting this.

Oxnard has been real quiet lately. If anyone has any recent postings they've been holding back, now's the time to put them in, especially if they aren't the "usual suspects."

Hoping to "drop" by one of the local houses and looking for enthusiastic reviews not yet posted by individuals who have a good thing going.

Have a great weekend, guys.

Chief

[Bobby O]

Still searching in the Conejo,

I've hit four of the amp's here & finally got a saran wrap bj! Things are looking up...

Still Searching

[Green Gopher]

Chief,

I've seen Cheri and she's insisted on doing my prostate a few times. At first I was very relunctant to try that but after a few visits I gave in and told her to just do it softly. I enjoyed it a few times as it did make my coming avail more interesting but I just still rather have the hands stroking me while I full on get the BBBJTCIM. But the thing is I have been seeing Cheri for a few years now so it wasn't like she just offered it from the very beginning.

[Chief69]

Other than Vivian about 2 years ago at Oriental who just went for it, I haven't found many who rub your prostate while helping you finish.

I been thinking for a while that maybe orientals don't do it, just like it's hard to find anal, in my experience.

In fact, can't recall anyone who did it on first visit. Anyone else have another experience or recommendation? Chief

[Hobby knob]

Went to the place in TO on TO blvd. Today. Saw Yvonne. Nice older lady. She gave a very good massage. I asked for a soft one which she obliged. She told me she is a licensed Chiropractor and I should see her when I am tired, she gives great real massages. She played with the boys and the hole a bit before the flip. She put my legs in weird postions. They were a bit uncomfortable, but it gave her great access to the boys so I didn't complain. On the flip she oiled up and took care of me. I twice tried to get her to remove her top but she wouldn't. After wards she gave me a "discount card" cum 9 times and get the 10th for half price. Had to discard the card.

BTW, she answered the phone twice during the session. That sucked. The first time someone was not understanding her directions so she handed me the phone and asked me to give directions. Here I am, naked with her finger up my but and she wants me to give directions. I finally said hello, but they hung up. Very strange. She does give a good massage, but the experience was very clinical.

[Amp Mule]

Hey!

I went by the ww and got a 45 minute treatment on Friday. It's been awhile since I've been there so the mamasan scolded me by smacking my butt. After a really long shower I got back to the room to find my lovely providor ready and waiting for me. Got a great massage followed by cbj, mish, and a wild finish doin the dog. After the cleanup I was again given another massage and told not to be gone so long the next time. Upon leaving I was suprised to realize that I had gotten over an hour of fun for the price of 45 minutes. I'm trying not to go there so much but it's so damn easy for me to get good FS every time there no matter who the providor is. Geez, I guess I shouldn't complain !

Ampmule

[Easy Rider 2]

Chef, I agree with your comment about haggling.

Whenever the girl wants to discuss money upfront and especially when she wants payment upfront it destroys the mood and I am turned off by the whole experience.

This can be mitigated a bit if the girl has a good personality and smiles a lot and seems happy to be there but if she comes off as mostly mercenary then I don't have a good experience and always regret it. I know that sounds weird because payment is always involved anyway but it's the approach that matters.

[Chef Boyardee]

Big Gip, I would not recommend Mission. Of course things may have changed, as I have only been once and it was a long time ago, but poor service and a lot of haggling before and after ruined my visit.

[Hobby knob]

Correction to my earlier post. It was angel Pain not Magic touch in Simi.

[Hobby knob]

Chief,

Tonya has been my longest. My last visit we talked about it and I beleive she thinks it has been 10 years. I moved away ten years ago and then moved back 6 years ago. She says she remembers me from before. I remember seeing someone before I moved, but I am not sure if it was her. She says it is. It is at least 5 years.

She isn't as young as she was, but the investment I have made has made her experiences the best!

Also Tina on Deodar has been around at least 6 years. But not that great.

[Chief69]

I'm curious concerning the longest visits anyone has made in Oxnard to the same provider. Some places have remarkable stability, and while they aren't getting any younger, some of the girls have been around here quite some time. I wonder if anyone has seen someone more than --say--five years?

[Hobby knob]

Was in Simi today. Went to Magic Touch Again. Saw Jenny. Got and OK massage with a lot of rubbing between the legs. I gave her a massage, but she wouldn't take off her ankle length dress. I laid back down and she told me to filp. She grabbed Johnson and said "OK?" I said yes. She then made a HJ motion or pointed to her lips. I pointed to her lips. She said 80. I said I didn't have it. She told me to go to my car. I said I didn't have it. She finally settled for 60. When I asked her to take off her dress she said "you should have brought 80. She finally agreed to take off her dress but she said no touching. She never took off her bra and panties. Decent BJ, but not a great experience. I hate haggling. I'd stick to O SPA.

[Major_George]

I had quite the weekend. I know this is the Oxnard board but I have to first tell you about my weekend in SF. Remember that troll who was telling us how much better it is up there? Well I had some training up near San Francisco last Thursday, Friday with my commanding officer and some other officers like me (I'm not really a major). When the training was up Friday night, I skipped the usual military bar scene and caught a ride into the city, staying at the cheapest hotel I could find that was not dirty. I was pretty worn out so I hit the hay and left the fun for Saturday.

I woke up and started looking in the yellow pages under "M" and found what I was looking for. Went first to Shiatsu Massage. Did not sound like much, but they were open at 9 unlike other places that open at 10. Got there, cute girl answers the door, makes me sign in. I give a fake address and pay for 45 minutes. We get to a dingy room and the massage starts, me on my stomach. After 20 minutes of legit massage, it is time to turn over and things heat up. She looks over $100 I had left out on display and asks for $60 more. I remember San Francisco is expensive, and I came loaded, so I bargain down to $40 more, to be paid at the end of service. She takes the $100, leaves, comes back, and off comes the dress. This reveals the extent of the flab, not so much that it turns me off, but enough to quiet the mood. She tells me how good she is and starts with CBJ for a few minutes before FS. But, the flab is beginning to bother me so I can't nut too easily, and I ask for HJ. Off comes the rubber and she starts to HJ. While doing so, she rubs my ass with her free hand and touches by the rim. She then puts the used rubber on her finger and tries to go deeper. I stop her - what the hell are you doing? So she takes out another rubber and does this properly for a few minutes until I am feeling better and almost forgotten her lack of sanitary practices. Finally I am ready to nut, and I ask to return to FS, and she tries to put the finger rubber on my dick. What is it with trying to save 25 cents when I am tipping $140?!? I complain again and she returns with a third rubber. Session finishes as usual. Afterwards she tells me how smart she is. She is from Vietnam and came to America and studied in collage and learned to drive trucks somewhere along the way. I was going to ask how she ended up as a sex worker, but with all the yelling I do at infantry day in, day out, I am a softy when it comes to cute asian women. I complement her even though it was just OK and leave. Looks: 5 Attitude: 7 Overall: 4

By that night I am recharged and I end up at Rainbow. Walk in the back entrance, almost shit a brick when I see other mongers waiting when one of them looks like my C.O. I asked for some privacy and mamasan takes me to a room, I'm in too much of a hurry to get there that I don't get to look around. She tells me to wait. I wait clothed for a few minutes, and in comes mamasan with 3 drop dead gorgeous Asian women. I must be in heaven. She asks me to pick one and pay up. I put down money for an hour. The rest is just perfect. Nice attitude, speaks good English, great looks even once the dress comes off. Doesn't bargain for money up front. Total GFE, nothing I wanted left out. Looks: 9 Attitude: 9 Overall: 10. I see more hot women coming to work as I leave - what a place!

I leave Sunday morning to return to the base. I had such a memorable time the night before, I just had to cap off the weekend. OSpa, yes in our beloved Oxnard. Serviced by Kelly, a woman I had never seen before, bleach blonde hair, slender body, great tits, looks to be only 20. Again GFE, almost as good as Rainbow in SF. Looks: 9 Attitude: 7 Overall: 8.

Happy mongering but keep it covered. And watch where your used rubbers go.

George

[Big Gip]

Oh yeah before I forget, I was at Ospa on Wed. night around 9:30 - 10:30. While I was there, there was someone very loud & yelling in another room. I'm sure it was all in good fun and all; was it any of you guys? Anyone else there that heard this?