Massage Parlor Reports

**BaryMcCochener** · 01-11-24 13:12

Originally Posted by JohnathanCake [View Original Post]

Is that all covered?

Yes, with the caveat that I did not ask or press the issue. I was happy / surprised she said 'ok' because she denied me FS on my last visit.

**Johnathan Cake** · 01-10-24 16:29

Is that all covered?

Originally Posted by BaryMcCochener [View Original Post]

New (ish) spot in The Olive Garden parking lot.

Greeted by Annie, cute, mid-30's about 5'1"-5'2", nice bum, no baby-damage, trimmed below. OK to poor English (but was able to work everything out). The owner / manager of Cheerful on NW & Birchwood recommended I visit this spot since they offer FS and the first time I tried I was denied. This time (it took a bit of coaxing and helped that there were no customers on a cold late morning) she begrudgingly relented and we agreed on $200. It was my understanding that was the 'all-in' price, but she insisted that it's 'in-addition' to the room fee. Effing fine. I didn't have the time to run across the border so I get seriously 'retailed' at $270, grrr.

Started very slowly in standing mish, eased into standard mish, transitioned to reverse Asian CG and finished back in mish..

**BaryMcCochener** · 01-10-24 12:35

New (ish) spot in The Olive Garden parking lot.

Greeted by Annie, cute, mid-30's about 5'1"-5'2", nice bum, no baby-damage, trimmed below. OK to poor English (but was able to work everything out). The owner / manager of Cheerful on NW & Birchwood recommended I visit this spot since they offer FS and the first time I tried I was denied. This time (it took a bit of coaxing and helped that there were no customers on a cold late morning) she begrudgingly relented and we agreed on $200. It was my understanding that was the 'all-in' price, but she insisted that it's 'in-addition' to the room fee. Effing fine. I didn't have the time to run across the border so I get seriously 'retailed' at $270, grrr.

Started very slowly in standing mish, eased into standard mish, transitioned to reverse Asian CG and finished back in mish.

I guess I've been ruined by all my 'up north' activities and my mind got distracted during the deed w / Annie. Thinking that the $270 equates to about $375 in CAD which would have opened the menu to any number of young / hot / choose-your-ethnicity girls and still left change for gas / lunch.

The main variable, I guess, is the time so having an option in-town makes the experience a tad better than 'meh'.

**Brake Master C** · 12-19-23 00:21

I'm going to be in Woodland on business, was wondering if anybody has any intell, on any places with BBBJ / FS.

**OldNan1** · 09-30-23 17:51

Eva mentioned a new girl at the Birchwood shop so stopped to check her out. Probably early 30's 5 feet tall and decent body. I think she said her name is Emma.

She's a sweetie with very good English skills. She gave a nice light massage that quickly turned into some pleasant teasing. Menu is pretty much just a skilled HJ with some OTC touching.

She is very relaxed with lots of laughing, joking and plenty of hugs. I'll probably repeat as this spot has had consistently nice younger girls.

**BaryMcCochener** · 09-26-23 12:40

Originally Posted by ILoveCoffee [View Original Post]

Good info thanks, anyone ever called one of these numbers on stg?

Obviously the photos are fake, but what's the angle.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/anaco...1/838637440549

The STG ads are almost 100% aunties and 80% HS. FS can be had at the spot on Mackenzie in Fairhaven and the spot behind the Mexican restaurant on Guide Meridian (north of Walmart opposite side of the street). The owner of Cheerful Massage on Birchwood / NW Ave let me know of a FS spa in The Olive Garden strip mall, but when I popped-in I was greeted by a granny that put her lipstick on during an earthquake, LOL.

**ILoveCoffee** · 09-25-23 22:34

Good info thanks, anyone ever called one of these numbers on stg?

Obviously the photos are fake, but what's the angle.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/anaco...1/838637440549

Originally Posted by BaryMcCochener [View Original Post]

If it's during the day I just say I'm going to IKEA and then sushi / lunch in Richmond (just specific enough to be plausible). If it's in the evening, I say sushi / dinner (if pressed why I'd drive all the way up for dinner, I just say 'have you ever had good sushi in 'name your city'.

If you're going to make this trip a 'regular thing' I highly reccommend applying for a NEXUS pass (I realize they have a loooong backlog, but it's the best $50 I've ever spent).

**BaryMcCochener** · 09-25-23 11:28

Originally Posted by ILoveCoffee [View Original Post]

I keep seeing everyone talking about going north of the boarder. When I tried to go alone at night I got super harasser by the boarder patrol about where I was going. What do you guys say? How do you get across, also where is a good place to start?

If it's during the day I just say I'm going to IKEA and then sushi / lunch in Richmond (just specific enough to be plausible). If it's in the evening, I say sushi / dinner (if pressed why I'd drive all the way up for dinner, I just say 'have you ever had good sushi in 'name your city'.

If you're going to make this trip a 'regular thing' I highly reccommend applying for a NEXUS pass (I realize they have a loooong backlog, but it's the best $50 I've ever spent).

**ScotchYoke** · 09-24-23 22:26

Originally Posted by ILoveCoffee [View Original Post]

I keep seeing everyone talking about going north of the boarder. When I tried to go alone at night I got super harasser by the boarder patrol about where I was going. What do you guys say? How do you get across, also where is a good place to start?

Here's a good place to get some info possibly:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...5-Vancouver-BC

**ILoveCoffee** · 09-24-23 13:41

I keep seeing everyone talking about going north of the boarder. When I tried to go alone at night I got super harasser by the boarder patrol about where I was going. What do you guys say? How do you get across, also where is a good place to start?

Originally Posted by BaryMcCochener [View Original Post]

Popped-in yesterday afternoon and was greeted by (I'm guessing Anna based on the 'make-up' comment) I let her know I'd 'come back' later and she called for the other girl and guess who comes out? The owner / manager of Cheerful Massage on Birchwood / NW. Attractive mid-to-late 30's, smiling and I ask if additional activities are available with her here. She said 'you know me, only HE but new / pretty girl starts next week'.

So here we go again.

I ended up at Bay (hoping to see Wendy, but she's been gone for a while). Frumpy 40+ meh. Opted for just 30 minutes of a lame massage / rub / tickle / touch, but she was very friendly and said FS 'next time'. Whatever. Didn't catch / remember her name. Should have invested that 30 minutes into the drive to BC for a proper rogering, LOL.

**BaryMcCochener** · 09-18-23 11:02

Originally Posted by OldNan1 [View Original Post]

I noticed a sign advertising massage in the strip mall corner of Kellogg and Meridian (by Olive Garden). Thought I'd try it out and was greeted by Anna. Probably mid 40's, lots of makeup but a decent body. Said $50 for the half hour so I figured I'd try her out.

There are several rooms but the partitions don't reach the ceiling so she turned the music up loud. Really not much massage just a light touch and some teasing around the junk. I was quickly ready for the flip and she asked what I wanted. She said $60 for HJ and $100 for BJ. I chose the BJ so she left to get a cover, came back and applied it with her mouth, whipped out a tit for me to play with and went to work. Took it quite deep and I busted pretty quickly. She cleaned things up and offered to finish the time with a massage but I opted to get back on the road.

I'm glad to have an option for something beyond the standard HJ. Might go back again.

Popped-in yesterday afternoon and was greeted by (I'm guessing Anna based on the 'make-up' comment) I let her know I'd 'come back' later and she called for the other girl and guess who comes out? The owner / manager of Cheerful Massage on Birchwood / NW. Attractive mid-to-late 30's, smiling and I ask if additional activities are available with her here. She said 'you know me, only HE but new / pretty girl starts next week'.

So here we go again.

I ended up at Bay (hoping to see Wendy, but she's been gone for a while). Frumpy 40+ meh. Opted for just 30 minutes of a lame massage / rub / tickle / touch, but she was very friendly and said FS 'next time'. Whatever. Didn't catch / remember her name. Should have invested that 30 minutes into the drive to BC for a proper rogering, LOL.

**OldNan1** · 09-12-23 13:14

I noticed a sign advertising massage in the strip mall corner of Kellogg and Meridian (by Olive Garden). Thought I'd try it out and was greeted by Anna. Probably mid 40's, lots of makeup but a decent body. Said $50 for the half hour so I figured I'd try her out.

There are several rooms but the partitions don't reach the ceiling so she turned the music up loud. Really not much massage just a light touch and some teasing around the junk. I was quickly ready for the flip and she asked what I wanted. She said $60 for HJ and $100 for BJ. I chose the BJ so she left to get a cover, came back and applied it with her mouth, whipped out a tit for me to play with and went to work. Took it quite deep and I busted pretty quickly. She cleaned things up and offered to finish the time with a massage but I opted to get back on the road.

I'm glad to have an option for something beyond the standard HJ. Might go back again.

**SeeksCuriously** · 07-20-23 15:02

Originally Posted by SouthOfVan [View Original Post]

New place in Mt Vernon looks promising. Anyone? If you cross bridge from old sports massage, it is on the right a couple blocks.

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I made a post about it in the mt. Vernon thread. Super cute girls. All smiles and happy. Didn't have much with me so just a HJ. Asked if she would ride my face, and would have if I'd had more the the 60 to give. I know BJ is also on menue. For more. Lots of OTC and lots of under cover roaming. Played with her tight Ass and hole. Super sensual, slow amazing HJ. Possibly the best HJ I have ever recieved in an AMP. Don't know if FS is option. I'll be back with more cash. This was just a quick test trip to see. All in $ for half hour (actual was 40 min).

I'll definitely me back. I'll definitely have her ride my face. The girls are all dresses the same, black tight short little outfits. So short when she best over I got full kitty view through the sheer black panties.

Any way, as always, YMMV. There are reports that others experienced non-erotic.

**OldNan1** · 07-19-23 13:08

Originally Posted by ChattMan1962 [View Original Post]

Kiki joined Cheerfully Massage in Bellingham last week. Gorgeous face, tiny, sexy body (if you like petite like I do). HJ on flip left me dizzy!!

I agree Kiki is 100% gorgeous. Probably weigh 85-90 pounds with beautiful legs and feet. She knows how cute her butt is. She will pull up her skirt for an extra $20-$40 so you have more access. I also saw Eva there: cute with a decent body. For me the best spot in B'ham at the moment. I hope they maintain the quality.

Stopped in at the new place, Blue Ocean, on Northwest just south of Bakerview. Greeted by an auntie so I just said I forgot my wallet and made a quick exit. Anybody have a better experience there?

I went to the new place on King St. When I first saw the ad on Skipthegames. Coco was the only one there. Cute younger girl with distinctive black-framed glasses. Good enough that I went back a few days later and she was still alone. She told me more girls coming there soon. Read a couple negative reviews since so I haven't been back.

**BaryMcCochener** · 06-27-23 11:46

Originally Posted by ChattMan1962 [View Original Post]

Next time ask for Kiki. She's gorgeous, not the best English, but unbelievable small hands & knows how to use them.

Nice intel! I'll give her a try when I can't get up to BC.

Saw Sophia at that odd / unknown spot in the Burlington Coat Factory parking lot (SW corner) yesterday evening. Mid-forties, fun personality, lots of Google translate and nothing beyond the standard HJ $100 for the hour+ (it was dead, so we may have gone overtime).