Strip Club Reports

[FireMedkc]

Anyone ever get any extras at showgirls?

[Blazer1979]

There is a for sale sing in front of the Spokane Deja Vu. Rumor has it that the girls will be gone by the 1st.

Where are the girls going to show up? Stateline? I doubt it for most, Stateline likes the GND look. * maybe, Seeking Arrangements, STG.

[Old Blue]

There is a for sale sing in front of the Spokane Deja Vu. Rumor has it that the girls will be gone by the 1st.

[Money420]

This is going to turn into a little bit of a rant.

Overpriced is an understatement. I'm in from out of town visiting family. I had a date scheduled but she canceled on my last minute and I couldn't find a replacement. The AMPs were closed by then so I decided to give Stateline a try. I'll give you a comparison to the clubs in Tucson. Stateline is $25 for nude air dances, VIP is $50 (10 wristband) for nude lap / air dances, and champagne room I was told was something like $100 for the room (I forget for how long) and a girl in the room with you will run $500-800. In Tucson topless lap dances (not this air dance ripoff) are $10, VIP (typically no cover) is $20-30 for lap dance with touching, and nobody bothers with champagne rooms because you can get all the extras you want in VIP. For the price of an air dance you can get a full contact lap dance and for the price of a Stateline partial lap dance in Tucson the right girl you can make you pop with her tits in your hands. AMPs and escorts are a better option although those are lacking here as well. Back home I'm a 15 minute walk from 3 different AMPs that will all do an hour with FS for $200 or less so why would I get a single "dance" at Stateline? It's unbelievable.

Idaho is quickly turning into California North! The most overpriced everything is in and. Idaho. Escorts charging $1000/ hour, Sugar babies asking $1000/ PPM, even the cost of strip clubs is high. And quality of service usually lacks. Might as well book a trip to Vegas for those prices.

[GarudaDarkblac]

This is going to turn into a little bit of a rant.

Overpriced is an understatement. I'm in from out of town visiting family. I had a date scheduled but she canceled on my last minute and I couldn't find a replacement. The AMPs were closed by then so I decided to give Stateline a try. I'll give you a comparison to the clubs in Tucson. Stateline is $25 for nude air dances, VIP is $50 (10 wristband) for nude lap / air dances, and champagne room I was told was something like $100 for the room (I forget for how long) and a girl in the room with you will run $500-800. In Tucson topless lap dances (not this air dance ripoff) are $10, VIP (typically no cover) is $20-30 for lap dance with touching, and nobody bothers with champagne rooms because you can get all the extras you want in VIP. For the price of an air dance you can get a full contact lap dance and for the price of a Stateline partial lap dance in Tucson the right girl you can make you pop with her tits in your hands. AMPs and escorts are a better option although those are lacking here as well. Back home I'm a 15 minute walk from 3 different AMPs that will all do an hour with FS for $200 or less so why would I get a single "dance" at Stateline? It's unbelievable.

[Money420]

I stopped in to Stateline on a whim after Cabela's last Thursday about 5. Got the usual beer and $5 discount at Kon Tiki. Got to say, there were no ugly ones on the rotation. Got one dance - 2 for 25 before 9. Everything came off on second song. Mostly air. I'm bad on names. Tall, dark red hair. I was there for one rotation. Intended to come back after a beer, burger and funds replenishment. I'd only brought about $50 figuring it would be slow. Got sidetracked and didn't make it back.

A bit of an odd feeling. There were lots of cars in the lot and most of the tables were full at the bar. When I got to the show club and eyes adjusted, I was the only one there. Before I left, there was one other PL on a couch snuggling wiith 1 dancer and 2 guys at the rail making it rain on each dancer. Good for them. I'm pretty cheap, I'll do $2 if I'm at the rail then maybe another 2 or 3 if if it's a good dancer. These dudes were showering maybe $10 a song. Each. Outa my league.

When I was younger in my 20's, Thursday nights were the best night to hunt for poon. Friday / Saturday nights they were all on guard or looking for prince charming or whatever. So I consider Thursday nights the beginning of the weekend.

Ever read the Google reviews of Stateline Showgirls? Many reviewers being accused of ripping the girls off. No thanks. Oregon is the place to visit the clubs. For me it's not even a strain to stay away from the clubs here or in Idaho. They are way over priced and they just suck.

[Mtnboy49]

You know what Stewie said about midweek strippers don't you?

"Is there anyone here with out a C-section?

I stopped in to Stateline on a whim after Cabela's last Thursday about 5. Got the usual beer and $5 discount at Kon Tiki. Got to say, there were no ugly ones on the rotation. Got one dance - 2 for 25 before 9. Everything came off on second song. Mostly air. I'm bad on names. Tall, dark red hair. I was there for one rotation. Intended to come back after a beer, burger and funds replenishment. I'd only brought about $50 figuring it would be slow. Got sidetracked and didn't make it back.

A bit of an odd feeling. There were lots of cars in the lot and most of the tables were full at the bar. When I got to the show club and eyes adjusted, I was the only one there. Before I left, there was one other PL on a couch snuggling wiith 1 dancer and 2 guys at the rail making it rain on each dancer. Good for them. I'm pretty cheap, I'll do $2 if I'm at the rail then maybe another 2 or 3 if if it's a good dancer. These dudes were showering maybe $10 a song. Each. Outa my league.

[Money420]

Went to State line strip club tonight.

And after the third fat girl got on stage and one more waiting I just couldn't take it any more and walked out.

You know what Stewie said about midweek strippers don't you?

"Is there anyone here with out a C-section?

[SleadHead]

Went to State line strip club tonight.

And after the third fat girl got on stage and one more waiting I just couldn't take it any more and walked out.

[HushPuppie]

Strip clubs in Washington are complete bullshit. I haven't been to one in ten years and it sounds like they've gotten worse. I thoroughly enjoy them in Oregon. No cover, can enjoy a beer, completely naked, nice girls, can sit on the meat rack and it's usually a couple of bucks a dance or if she is hot and sweet you can tip her whatever you want. Haven't been to one in Idaho but something tells me I'm not missing much.

Yes, Washington clubs are a complete waste of time.

35 years in Portland set the bar pretty high. I've been to at least 50 of them in PDX and I've seen just about everything imaginable go down in various clubs there.

Stateline Idaho has steep gate fees and not many girls on the floor.

[PriceIsRight39]

Strip clubs in Washington are complete bullshit. I haven't been to one in ten years and it sounds like they've gotten worse. I thoroughly enjoy them in Oregon. No cover, can enjoy a beer, completely naked, nice girls, can sit on the meat rack and it's usually a couple of bucks a dance or if she is hot and sweet you can tip her whatever you want. Haven't been to one in Idaho but something tells me I'm not missing much.

Portland clubs were pretty fun, too bad the city is a dumpster fire now. I bailed after 22 years. Progressives have ruined that place.

[Money420]

Strip clubs in Washington are complete bullshit. I haven't been to one in ten years and it sounds like they've gotten worse. I thoroughly enjoy them in Oregon. No cover, can enjoy a beer, completely naked, nice girls, can sit on the meat rack and it's usually a couple of bucks a dance or if she is hot and sweet you can tip her whatever you want. Haven't been to one in Idaho but something tells me I'm not missing much.

[SirLoin69]

Sat night my GF wanted to go to a strip club. I wasn't looking for any action, but if she got some, I'd would greatly benefit so who am I to say no?

I should say that we are both new to the state.

Quick google search & found that DV was near us.

First I hit the ATM, rookie move I know, but a $7 fee irritated me.

We go in, & the woman at the door says that it's a $22 cover charge. WHAT? That's fucking robbery! But she's kissing my neck so I pull out 2, 20's. "Each. It's $22 for each of you" Are You Fucking Kidding Me! My GF says, "you know I have a vagina right? Vaginas never pay to get into a strip club. ".

"Well here you do!" the masked bandit says rudely. I wanted to leave. The place was dead as fuck, we were the only 2 customers there. But again, she kisses my neck & whispers something really fucking dirty in my ear so I fork over another 20. "And I'd like ALL of my change please!" We get 2 cans of soda for my $44 dollars & sit on perv row. 3 songs go by, our sodas are almost gone & still no tits, ass, or pussy seen.

We get bored & pull out our phones. The bouncer, short guy w / a Napoleon complex taps me on the shoulder, "excuse me sir, but I can't allow you to be on your phones in this area. ".

"Why? Afraid I'll take a pic of stripperless poles or are you afraid I'm googling another club to go to b / c this one is lame as fuck?

My GF puts her hand in my knee, subtly telling me to calm down. But I can't; I am extremely agitated at the ass rape of my wallet. I ask him if there are actually any dancers working tonight or shall." GF again puts my hand in my thigh, higher this time.

"Yeah, she's getting ready; she'll be out in a moment" I thought to myself, yeah, wiping the sleepy seeds from her eyes, but I didn't say it.

Finally the dancer comes out. Great pole work, thin, attractive, tattoos. Annddd she doesn't take a stitch of clothing off. (Here is our nativity shows. Where we are from, the dancer would get naked, then go from customer to customer, getting tips as she went. We were waiting for our dance so we didn't put any money up.) Our bad at that.

She leaves, another dancer gets up, & the DJ announces that we need to put money up to get a full showing, so to speak. At this point another guy came in & sat down. The 3 of us give this dancer some bills & she shows us "the goods".

The first dancer gets back on stage when the 2nd leaves. Now that we know the deal, we give her some cash & she gets fully nude. My GF is really into her, whooping & clapping. I give her a 5, in addition to about $10 in 1's, to put on stage, thing that would catch her eye & she's give my GF some attention. Nope, not at all. She gets off stage, walks right passed us, & goes to the other guy, who BTW, only out up like $3.

My GF actually said, "What the Fuck! Fuck this place, let's go".

And we left, my wallet a lot lighter. The can of soda was refreshing though. I don't think we'll ever be back.

[Rob D]

Any of you guys know if you can get a show or a little something at any of those coffee stands? Just curious if any of you guys are in the know on any hidden fun.

Thanks!

[PriceIsRight39]

That has happened to me more than once. At one time I tipped every dancer on stage but no more because many times I have not even got as much as a nod to say thank you even I was the only one who tipped. Recently I was the only one to tip the lady while she was on stage. When she got off stage she asked everybody in the club if they wanted a dance while passing by me over 3 times. When she finally did ask me for a dance she was quite put out when I said I was but not anymore because she asked me last after passing by me several times.

At present most of them have a tone and at present most of the daytime shift has excess COVID weight which I don't mind if their personality makes up for it but most times it doesn't.

Man! Even the strip clubs are dead out here.