Ripoff Reports

[BuringMan49]

Destiny. Short girl, about 5'2", a little big in the hips with long black curly hair. Picked her up on Aurora. Not at all bright. Just downright dumb. Told me GFE was 80."Opps, I mean 100". Then gets a call from what must have been a pimp, who wanted to know how much she had made. Dumb and dumber. Next she said that if we went to a hotel it would be 200. For a streetwalker off of Aurora? No way, but she didn't know better. So we struggled to find a place to park. She wanted to park in a school parking lot off of 90th. But it was only 4 pm. Lots of cars in the lot and traffic. So she asked why I was so nervous? Didn't even want to give a BJ. This waste of human flesh is nothing but a rip off. Hope she is gone soon with her dumbass boyfriend.

[RollingDirty]

That part about texting name, location, and age is enough red flag for me to avoid.

My first thought after reading that was how about I just go down and turn myself in for sloicitation and save you the trouble.

R D

[PolygamyMonger]

This Ho masquerades as a massage therapist. Really?

When I asked for basic info, such as more on the menu, a better pic (come on, why cover the coochie?), certified-- she told me to get lost.

Lame. Here is her lame ad and a lame pic.

Hello! Feeling like having a deep, healing massage tonight? Or it can be relaxing and sensual. Its up to you!

Try to say "no" to this. I am very pretty, relaxed and have good, warm hands, I was told. I like nature, am cultured and hip and I like to meet interesting people. I will make you feel comfortable around me even if you are nude. I am petite, pretty face, toned (I do yoga and go to gym). Confident, caucasian, educated, but am not uptight. Please, be a Gentleman. Respectful and Clean.

You Host!

PIC ATTACHED.

PLEASE, notice its NOT a sex offer, NOT a date! No, we are not going to meet your mom ether. I'm just a normal Massage Therapist offering a little extra. I am a Human, Not a Function.

You should be able to Host, Text me your Name, Location, Age & Time when You are available. PICture would be nice too (no, not the nude one, thanks!)

Not negotiable. There are cheaper services you can find if you need.

Why the price slightly higher? I make the session Personal, I am Experienced & Talented, I Don't watch the clock & after massage you Don't have to go to cold streets, cause I am visiting you.

NO RUDE PEOPLE< NO TEENS< NO IDIOCY<NO ADVICE NEEDED< SERIOUS ONLY< don't WASTE MY TIME!

70 therapeutic (Swedish, Reflexology, Pressure points) .80therapeutic+happy. 100therap+happy+topless. 150 nude (only if we both feel comfortable)

<THIS IS NOT FOR EVERYONE, SO, PLEASE, SERIOUS ONLY

Really $150 for total nude? Damn, not even a squeeze of a tit or a taste of some pj via my tongue or mouth?

What makes this ho so special?

Not negotiable? WTF?

Really, everything is negotiable.

Shit, my "Awesome" Blonde Toni was marvelous for a benjamin:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1277340

Damn, hopefully mongers collude against this ho.

Goes by Best Touch under Yahoo!

See the pic and ad, delete or go get ripped.

Many less costly and hotter and actually certified massage therapists out there.

[Admin]

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