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[GinVermo]

Since I came in from out of town I tried hard to find someone on BP to hook up with. I usually ask right away if they are willing to go bare and usually get shot down. I prefer this approach because I'm not willing to go to various appointments and then have to leave if they don't offer what I'm looking for. Michelle at least offered a maybe and so I decided to go meet her.

I got to her incall and the police blocked-off the entrance almost as soon as I arrived. I had to park on the street and I watched as several officers approached an apartment. She texted the directions to her incall which was a bit of a walk, so when I nearly got to her door she started sending me nasty text messages about how I'm a fake and no-showed her. I've learned from past mistakes that once a provider is yelling at me to turn around and walk away. I texted that I was outside her incall but that I was going to leave since she was mad at me and for no apparent reason. It had been three minutes since I texted that I was starting to walk to her incall. She came to the door and began whistling at me to try and get me to come back but I had already turned and walked on. Once something starts going sideways I don't go back. She sent me a bunch of texts begging me to come back and apologizing, but I just didn't want to go through with it. She seemed nice enough and easy to communicate with, maybe one of you guys will be interested?

http://everett.backpage.com/WomenSee...-0057/58129567

Yeah, good call. We spend way too much time and effort to be shouted at, electronically or otherwise. And police on the property isn't any too welcoming either!

[OneByOne]

Since I came in from out of town I tried hard to find someone on BP to hook up with. I usually ask right away if they are willing to go bare and usually get shot down. I prefer this approach because I'm not willing to go to various appointments and then have to leave if they don't offer what I'm looking for. Michelle at least offered a maybe and so I decided to go meet her.

I got to her incall and the police blocked-off the entrance almost as soon as I arrived. I had to park on the street and I watched as several officers approached an apartment. She texted the directions to her incall which was a bit of a walk, so when I nearly got to her door she started sending me nasty text messages about how I'm a fake and no-showed her. I've learned from past mistakes that once a provider is yelling at me to turn around and walk away. I texted that I was outside her incall but that I was going to leave since she was mad at me and for no apparent reason. It had been three minutes since I texted that I was starting to walk to her incall. She came to the door and began whistling at me to try and get me to come back but I had already turned and walked on. Once something starts going sideways I don't go back. She sent me a bunch of texts begging me to come back and apologizing, but I just didn't want to go through with it. She seemed nice enough and easy to communicate with, maybe one of you guys will be interested?

http://everett.backpage.com/WomenSee...-0057/58129567

Wise decision. You don't need all that drama / all those hassles.

[Street Troller]

Since I came in from out of town I tried hard to find someone on BP to hook up with. I usually ask right away if they are willing to go bare and usually get shot down. I prefer this approach because I'm not willing to go to various appointments and then have to leave if they don't offer what I'm looking for. Michelle at least offered a maybe and so I decided to go meet her.

I got to her incall and the police blocked-off the entrance almost as soon as I arrived. I had to park on the street and I watched as several officers approached an apartment. She texted the directions to her incall which was a bit of a walk, so when I nearly got to her door she started sending me nasty text messages about how I'm a fake and no-showed her. I've learned from past mistakes that once a provider is yelling at me to turn around and walk away. I texted that I was outside her incall but that I was going to leave since she was mad at me and for no apparent reason. It had been three minutes since I texted that I was starting to walk to her incall. She came to the door and began whistling at me to try and get me to come back but I had already turned and walked on. Once something starts going sideways I don't go back. She sent me a bunch of texts begging me to come back and apologizing, but I just didn't want to go through with it. She seemed nice enough and easy to communicate with, maybe one of you guys will be interested?

http://everett.backpage.com/WomenSee...-0057/58129567

[Abcd128]

Anyone tried her? Will be in town in couple days.

http://seattle.backpage.com/Therapeu...today/36944597

[Horndog Man X]

That was some funny shit right there! Thanks for the laugh.

I laughed when I read it too and then it happened to me. RCG and I'm like '. OO is it in? Looks like it Oh well' When you've been at it long enough it will happen to you. Still, even with that I'd still recommend her if she did uncovered. And was the same price. Rest was that cool.

Years ago, Twisted Linda in Portland wanted me to put my cell phone in there and have her call it. I could have put an Iphone store in there by that point it was that kind of session. But my big brain asked "Does the warrantee cover that?" so I didn't. Imagine explaining that. "How did you damage the phone?" "Well, I was having an intense session and she used too much Crisco. " "Sir, overuse of processed vegetable matter is not covered under your warantee. " Still, I'd recommend her too.

And yeah, think of my cell phone bill (did you call Twisted Linda's vagina 35 times in 4 minutes? Er. Sure. Yeah? Why?

So yeah, been around.

[Gatsbyb8]

That was some funny shit right there! Thanks for the laugh.

They need to work on their Keigal or whatever its called.

[BuckNaked123]

Vagina? It was the loosest I've had. To quote another monger it was "Like tossing a hot dog down a hallway" can't recommend that.

That was some funny shit right there! Thanks for the laugh.

[Horndog Man X]

This one looks wild. Not exactly my type but maybe worth a whirl. Anyone have any experiences with her? Her asshole looks experienced and quite accommodating.

https://mobile.twitter.com/sandisinnxxx

http://washington.backpage.com/Women...g-new/42757168

Use to be my go-to in Seattle. But last August when I came through, she raised her rates and requires a cover for everything. Shame. Very sweet girl. Spent way more than 1 hours. Very submissive. Very good BBBJ. She enjoyed Anal and her butt was in the sweet spot between too tight and too loose. Vagina? It was the loosest I've had. To quote another monger it was "Like tossing a hot dog down a hallway" can't recommend that. But for her current rates, there's better to be had.

Photos hide the weight. Videos are accurate. Let her sit on your face at your own risk. 2 years ago, I'd recommend (without letting her sit on my face). Now, just not worth money.

[Spacehog]

I'm visiting from out of town and have ran across these BP ad's as well and of course it sounds TGTBT but my little head still is interested. I called the number and then it told me to text and I did and they wanted to send someone for 320. When asked about reviews and what not they didn't say jack and of course sent me a bullshit picture. Sooooooo the numbers I have are 206-504-3661 and 206-926-7848. Both lead to various ads and various BS pics but I just want to know if the ladies are attractive that show up and if they are legit and provide real services or if it's some grab and dash. I get it's bait and switch but I'm willing to gamble if it's even close to real and they provide.

I saw some 2 years ago and its a mixed bag. Out of the 5 that I saw 2 were really attractive the other 3 were ok. None of the girls were old they barely or didn't speak any english.

How it works is they have several girls I'm going to guess 10 to 20 girls located all at different condos or apartments and its whoever is available.

[Mojo567]

I meant the chick. It appears that my old school Brooklyn lingo shows in my writing. I meant "Broad" as in "Chick", my dude. Not the chat line.

Got it. I was reading fast and read it as "board" (I. E. Hobby board) . Anyway no, I did not know who she was. I have not seen her. But loved your review of her. .

[WannabeBad]

Hey Guys I have a question about the Asian ads up on BP for incall services. Have any of you tried them and are they legit / good girls to see? I understand that the photos in the ad aren't the girl who will meet you at the door, but other than that do they usually offer good services?

I've communicated via text and set up is easy. Some seem to be at AMPs and some seem to be at private apartments. The ads also promote open services. I don't have a lot of time whenever I visit the area so finding something or someone whom can be quick and easy would be a bonus.

Intel?

http://everett.backpage.com/WomenSee...udent/48363188

I'm visiting from out of town and have ran across these BP ad's as well and of course it sounds TGTBT but my little head still is interested. I called the number and then it told me to text and I did and they wanted to send someone for 320. When asked about reviews and what not they didn't say jack and of course sent me a bullshit picture. Sooooooo the numbers I have are 206-504-3661 and 206-926-7848. Both lead to various ads and various BS pics but I just want to know if the ladies are attractive that show up and if they are legit and provide real services or if it's some grab and dash. I get it's bait and switch but I'm willing to gamble if it's even close to real and they provide.

[Homer Pimpson]

I think you mentioned it was "Tango" on another post. No I have never used Tango before.

I meant the chick. It appears that my old school Brooklyn lingo shows in my writing. I meant "Broad" as in "Chick", my dude. Not the chat line.

[Mojo567]

That shit was hilarious, my dude. Do you know of the broad I speak of?

I think you mentioned it was "Tango" on another post. No I have never used Tango before.

[Homer Pimpson]

I read the first line of your post and thought you were "busted" during your first hobby experience. So I keep reading your message waiting for the 5-O to show up. Then you start talking about fakes BJs and condoms tearing and I realize, that this isn't one cool cop. It's just a lousy appointment. Thanks for sharing.

That shit was hilarious, my dude. Do you know of the broad I speak of?

[Snaga]

No some mixed girl with dark skin.

Which Bella is this? Is she on BP?