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05-04-24 22:34 #291
Posts: 57Mile Hill
Originally Posted by JulesVerne1828 [View Original Post]
Cheers.
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05-03-24 17:07 #290
Posts: 12Motivations
Originally Posted by GoldMinerLxv [View Original Post]
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04-28-24 10:28 #289
Posts: 334Not For Me
Originally Posted by JulesVerne1828 [View Original Post]
Good luck. Goldminer.
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04-27-24 16:50 #288
Posts: 12Relaxing on Milehill / Monger negative influence
Made two trips here in the past 10 days and thought others might report since they seemed a little busy. Both providers mentioned have moved on and today there should be a new provider.
Previous experience 10+ days ago was with a pushy upsell but was attractive and $$. 2 later, cfs, CBJ. The best part, Ewa was also there and having two providers makes a huge difference, since there is someone to cover the door. They also have replaced the curtains with plastic, slider doors which are cheep, but a bit better for all involved. Bs with a little cushion.
Recent experience with Ewa. Upfront, I offered $$. 2 but insisted on one hour and everything. A little plump but nice Cs with pepperoni areolas, which are awesome. A little bushy below but not terrible. Poor BJ experience and wanted to rush everything. However, this really changed with the ding at the door. She has moved on to LA and another should be taking her place today.
Here's the frustrating part of this.
No more than the 10 minutes into the hour, a ring at the door changes everything. For anyone coming here, if the girl is buy with another customer, your line should be "See you in an hour". Even if they say 30 or less minutes. It will give you a better experience and not ruin someone else's. With no mamasan, they are trying to rush everything. The guy leaves and everything is rushed, mechanical. She is then frustrated because the endurance is longer than 10 minutes and she's got another customer coming back. I reminded her that I had one hour. She says she wants me to finish quickly and is frustrated and almost everything, because I'm not playing her game. Once again, everything was great, until the ding at the door. I cut my losses, then finished in dg. She then proceeds to say "I'll finish the massage for 30 minutes" (so I thought), she's out the door and I'm their wondering. I obviously didn't understand her.
Next thing, I hear was activity in the next room. I thought I heard the guy leave earlier, but perhaps not. I could hear a bit of conversation, then they were evidently working very quickly and hard at accomplishing a task No more than 15 minutes later, he's headed out the door. 5 more minutes, she's back in with me ready to do the massage.
I expect the other monger has some arrangement, and if you are that person, sharing your intel might be a nice gesture at this point. Yes, hint-hint. Perhaps let the others know about the new girls too.
Two providers is the ticket here. If there is only one, be cautious.
Best to (almost) all.
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04-05-24 18:21 #287
Posts: 12Vitality
Originally Posted by DJNoName [View Original Post]
It seems like it could be a perfect time. Get the taxes done, the dog groomed, and reduce that tension.
I noticed one good review on gmaps.
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04-05-24 11:35 #286
Posts: 100Massage in PO
There's a very small massage shop that I noticed on Bethel but its sort of by gravity coffee.
There's a bunch of small biz like H&are Block and some other random stuff, its almost across the street form what used to be a mini mart. Now I think its mattress tore or vacant. Just before round about.
I think there's a dog or pet place next to it, very small and hard to notice.
Anyone been?
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03-03-24 00:00 #285
Posts: 334Originally Posted by DJNoName [View Original Post]
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03-02-24 13:17 #284
Posts: 100Royal last night
I hit it last night and had to wait 20 minutes, but I waited in massage room.
Ella came in since I asked for her, and went about 30 minutes into massage then came flip. Good HJ.
Some dirty talk.
For the price I dropped 6 tip and left tired and felt good, been a few times and while its a good massage, she's the cutest from what I have seen around here.
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03-02-24 03:14 #283
Posts: 334Royal
Originally Posted by JulesVerne1828 [View Original Post]
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02-24-24 16:55 #282
Posts: 12Royal
Sampled Royal earlier this week. I arrived at lunch time, which was probably the first mistake since they had the customer count of Arby's (haha).
Since it was the first time, I asked to see the selection and chose Ella (30 ish, thin, yoga pants and very pleasant) from the two.
I paid the hhr. 5 and Ella heads in to see a client and I'm escorted to the dark lounge area behind a screen where they have recliners.
I am there for about 20 minutes and three others come in the door, one chose the 2nd provider, one left and one stayed on the other side of the screen. This definitely raises confidentiality flags.
After the wait, I am shown the room, getting walked in as I prepped. Ella acts shocked, but probably no so much. I assure her it's OK and just move to the table, showing the goods, assuming the introductory position.
Since my lack of clothing signaled the obvious intention, the teasing was almost immediate.
Much oil was placed in the southern hemisphere as well as the back. There was side massage, shoulder-bottom with thighs on ears, then other side, etc.
The hot towel / flip portion came and the unnecessary question of "want more?" gave way to an almost vice-like bare HJ. It was a bit too much and I communicated that. It happened one more time but then the communication and feel got better. I was able to assess the funbags, which were probably larger a's but wished they were more exposed. The yoga pants were not going anywhere, and it seemed like things were being pushed to get me popping. After some guidance from me, the feel was rights and I surprised her with the volume and distance.
Another hot towel, the. 6 financial ritual and I'm given the micro-water, then the exit.
Final thoughts, it was OK and I'd go back but there have been better experiences at other places. The menu seemed topside touch and handy jack. More was not offered. Advise to others would be to schedule and ask for a quieter time. Location and confidentiality are a challenge here.
Be safe.
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02-03-24 13:38 #281
Posts: 57Relax / Mile Hill
Originally Posted by JulesVerne1828 [View Original Post]
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02-02-24 15:08 #280
Posts: 12Port Orchard. Mile Hill
First, this place goes by a number of different names so I will settle on what the owner seems to call it "Relax Spa Massage" and is searchable. Lucky One smoke shop next door.
Upon arrival, was greeted by Coco displaying an impressive cleavage. Who doesn't like that? Face is OK but heavier than I'd normally prefer. I bit for the massage.
Ordered an hour for. 6 and was given shown a table.
Massage started with the draping of a towel which I discarded after about 10 seconds, which sends the correct message. Plus, a massage through a towel is weird.
Placing hands in obvious rubable places is another communicator and the message was received. From there, checking out the lower half which was still a little plump but OK. 15 minutes in, the hot towel goes on and she's pushing for the flip. I went with it since it's a new provider. The menu seemed to be. 6, 1, and 1. 4 so I opted for the full experience. The top was shown and they're probably C or D's. Now, the poorly timed portion.
Another monger walks in, which is understandable, but then the rush is on. If that person is on here, just saying "Back in 1 hour" would have been helpful. At this location, you might be pulling the provider off the customer.
She comes back in and ineffectively tries to appear like you are the priority. I'm not saying it was bad, but you can tell when the next customer is in the queue.
She is skilled and accepted the request of knees on floor, (CBJ) worship. No eye contact but skilled and excepted my enthusiasm. From there, it went to mish, across table. A very warm and comfortable fit had me out of control in a shorter time that I would prefer so 5 minutes tops. I expect others would concur going much longer with incredibly attractive providers. I'll blame the natural funbags. I easily would have tried for another shot, but.
From there, it was everything she could do to get me out, even offering to make it up next time. She mentioned being very busy today. She definitely got the hint that cutting it short was not OK with me since I payed for 1 hour.
While I went to this location because it was the best choice of the day, it was OK but would have been much better without the rush.
Happy hunting.
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01-29-24 18:17 #279
Posts: 12Google is your friend
Originally Posted by DJNoName [View Original Post]
EasyPeasy.
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01-27-24 16:51 #278
Posts: 100Royal spa!?
Where is this Royal spa in Silverdale?
Any link or contact info?
Also can confirm went to Chinese spa a few weeks back.
And had a great massage by someone named Jennifer I think her name was.
Slow and sensual HJ!
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01-20-24 19:19 #277
Posts: 66Royal Spa Ella
Had a wonderful dream with Ella at Royal Spa. First time visiting her, so hopefully more will come true with repeat visits. She is young, 20-30 and definitely one of the prettiest providers in Kitsap and this side of Tacoma / Seattle. . 7 for the house fee, seems everywhere has gone up from. 60 these days. Decent massage and lots of exploring. On the flip, allowed OTC touching, even purred when petting the kitty. Didn't allow UTC or pulling down those sexy yoga pants. Perhaps more on repeats visits. . 6 for the tip. All in all, highly recommend and she doesn't skimp on time either, uses the full hour.