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[JuicyBooty]

I visited kelly last night what a joke her and 2 black females robbed me and took my money and the pics are fake she was off military hwy at a hotel.

[Dave Inva]

So I dreamt that I went to see this girl on Friday. Where to start.

I called her, she said come on over, gave me general diretions, discount rate, etc. I went to the bank, and while I was going to the bank she called me at least twice "just to make sure you are coming." Then I'm stuck in traffic, she calls me at least two more times, samething. At this point I'm annoyed but my little head is thinking for me.

Get to her place (after at least three more calls). Yeah it's a house, she says her roomate is gone, etc. Etc.

She's got some kind of nightie on (although it was very dark where we ended up so it was hard to tell). She does look like her pics. She tells me to "get comfortable" which I do, then she asks for the donation. I went for the hour $.20 "special" thinking an hour would be better than a half. SHe starts working me with her mouth; I try to feel her tit and she says "none of that, I just had some work done" WTF? Can't she tell me that on the phone before hand? Although not a deal breaker. She continues working with her mouth and hand, asks me if I want to work her some so I do. She tasted like soap (?) very strange. That didn't last long. She asked what I like, I said FS and she says she doesn't do FS "at least not for less than $$" WTF again? Now I'm just pissed off, so she goes back to work with her mouth and hand, telling me she wants to come with me because she is close. That is surprising to me, because she never was really hard while I was messing with her. I can't even tell you how big her see*k was, since it never was hard.

SHe does good mouth work (especially using her hands as well). So I didn't last long. She jerks me off all over my chest then jumps up and says she'll grab me a towel. Towels up about half my load, says "ok" and signals its time for me to go. I'm out the door. Total time? About 25 minutes at the most.

Oh, did I mention she talks on the phone while I was there? First when I was sucking her, her roomate calls and asks what kind of cigarettes did she want / then, when I'm trying to get dressed, another client calls up and she starts sealing the deal while I'm still there! By the way, dude, you should take quieter on the phone.

All in all, I was NOT satisfied with the level of service. If you aren't FS, you should say so right up front. And if you're going to run me out after 25 minutes, don't take the whole hours donation.

F it, I wanted to try the TS and see what it was about, now I know it's all about seeing real women. Not want to be's.

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