Massage Parlor Reports

[Playboy717]

So, dreamed yesterday that I returned to AHC after the 90 minutes. Took the hour (as that was the longest available). Didn't try to get her name as small talk would've been difficult, but same woman, reasonably attractive, late 30's to early 40's, C's with a decent body (not a spinner, but not overweight by any means). So to split this up. Technical analysis: She was definitely technically skilled, she gave a great BBJ and was quite proficient with her hands as well. The covered FS didn't do as much for me, but that's just because a cover always diminishes my enjoyment, and wasn't so much about her. The massage itself was decent, the teasing at the end before the flip was great (in fact, I would've liked to have spent a fair bit of the time after the tip going back to that teasing, only with occasional direct contact, as that's the sort of thing I'm into, but I knew there was no way I was going to be able to communicate that to her through the language gap). The one downside from a technical standpoint? Her vocal skills are lacking. Not just that her limited English restricted her to a few phrases (like "Oh baby", "You so good" or that she wasn't vocal enough (she was rarely quiet for long), but more that the mechanical repetition and tone made it clear that it was fake, there was no feeling in the words (and, for me at least, there's not much point to saying it if you can't make me believe you mean it). Also, while I'm average length, I'm fairly thick, and while I was fine with her pointing out that I was big (I've had girls I wasn't paying do the same, after all), she kind of overplayed it. She mentioned it too often, and exaggerated it, to the point where it was clear she was trying to stroke my ego. And some guys might be into that (in fact, a genuine reaction *can* be a turn on), but again for me, when you play it up to the point where it feels fake, it becomes the opposite (again, no point in saying it if you can't make me believe you mean it). Overall though, she had skills, and if your only goal is to get off, and you can either communicate to her to be quieter (or you're into the mechanical ego-stroking) I would recommend from a technical standpoint.

My subjective analysis? Again, I'm a weird one in that getting off isn't my primary goal. I can not enjoy an experience, and still get off, or on the reverse really enjoy an experience without getting off. The masks made kissing impossible, there was little teasing after the flip, the language barrier (and so lack of communication) made it impossible to try to connect, and because of the time limitations the focus was almost completely on me with no chance to really explore and enjoy her. So, not really my thing, and I probably won't repeat unless I'm still equally as lonely in a year or so. I imagine most people would probably recommend what I need is an escort who provides a GFE, but they'd have to be a very good actress to fool me, and if they couldn't the fakeness would still be a turn off for me. I guess what I'm looking for in something like this is the genuine sense that, through prolonged banter and play, despite the fact that I'm paying them I've managed to make the job feel slightly less like a job. And I certainly did not get that sense from my visit to AHC. But again, I'm an odd one, so. I believe the term is YMMV.

Try twin bubble or one of the Bradford Collective girls. You will get what you're looking for!

[IntimacySeeker]

So, dreamed yesterday that I returned to AHC after the 90 minutes. Took the hour (as that was the longest available). Didn't try to get her name as small talk would've been difficult, but same woman, reasonably attractive, late 30's to early 40's, C's with a decent body (not a spinner, but not overweight by any means). So to split this up. Technical analysis: She was definitely technically skilled, she gave a great BBJ and was quite proficient with her hands as well. The covered FS didn't do as much for me, but that's just because a cover always diminishes my enjoyment, and wasn't so much about her. The massage itself was decent, the teasing at the end before the flip was great (in fact, I would've liked to have spent a fair bit of the time after the tip going back to that teasing, only with occasional direct contact, as that's the sort of thing I'm into, but I knew there was no way I was going to be able to communicate that to her through the language gap). The one downside from a technical standpoint? Her vocal skills are lacking. Not just that her limited English restricted her to a few phrases (like "Oh baby", "You so good" or that she wasn't vocal enough (she was rarely quiet for long), but more that the mechanical repetition and tone made it clear that it was fake, there was no feeling in the words (and, for me at least, there's not much point to saying it if you can't make me believe you mean it). Also, while I'm average length, I'm fairly thick, and while I was fine with her pointing out that I was big (I've had girls I wasn't paying do the same, after all), she kind of overplayed it. She mentioned it too often, and exaggerated it, to the point where it was clear she was trying to stroke my ego. And some guys might be into that (in fact, a genuine reaction *can* be a turn on), but again for me, when you play it up to the point where it feels fake, it becomes the opposite (again, no point in saying it if you can't make me believe you mean it). Overall though, she had skills, and if your only goal is to get off, and you can either communicate to her to be quieter (or you're into the mechanical ego-stroking) I would recommend from a technical standpoint.

My subjective analysis? Again, I'm a weird one in that getting off isn't my primary goal. I can not enjoy an experience, and still get off, or on the reverse really enjoy an experience without getting off. The masks made kissing impossible, there was little teasing after the flip, the language barrier (and so lack of communication) made it impossible to try to connect, and because of the time limitations the focus was almost completely on me with no chance to really explore and enjoy her. So, not really my thing, and I probably won't repeat unless I'm still equally as lonely in a year or so. I imagine most people would probably recommend what I need is an escort who provides a GFE, but they'd have to be a very good actress to fool me, and if they couldn't the fakeness would still be a turn off for me. I guess what I'm looking for in something like this is the genuine sense that, through prolonged banter and play, despite the fact that I'm paying them I've managed to make the job feel slightly less like a job. And I certainly did not get that sense from my visit to AHC. But again, I'm an odd one, so. I believe the term is YMMV.

[Shooter1701]

So. New to mongering, just moved up to NRV last year. Haven't really had a chance to develop any relationships though, especially with present circumstances being what they are, so I decided to visit a massage parlor to work the tension out. I'm the type who likes to take my time though, I enjoy a lot of build-up, which is why I haven't delved into mongering in the past (as the kind of timescales I'm interested in get expensive quick). So get to Asian Healing Center, I could wish for better parking nearby but parking in their yard isn't that big a deal. Reasonably attractive woman, probably late thirties early forties meets me at the door, and once I'm inside the language barrier immediately becomes an issue. I *try* to communicate that I want three hours, but I'm not sure if she either just doesn't understand, or if she's outright saying no (the concept of which is weird to me, as I'm fully prepared to pay for the extra time and modify the tip in accordance with that extra time) but she *seems* to keep insisting on a half hour or hour. I finally agree to the hour, as it's better than nothing, and she starts repeating something I can't quite decipher. After a couple of minutes of struggling, I think what she's trying to say is that she wants me to come back in 90 minutes. Which means I've got to spend an unproductive hour and a half waiting (as it's my first visit to Roanoke from the NRV and I have no idea what to do here) before I head back just to figure out whether I interpreted her correctly (and get 1/3rd of the time I wanted) or if my whole afternoon is wasted. Don't really blame her, but the language gap is a bit rough for someone asking for anything outside of the usual. Will report back later, I suppose?

Next time take your phone in. Google's real time translation app will work wonders for you. I highly doubt you will get that long at a time unless there are multiple MT's there. And take note. Once your dream ends, time is up regardless of how long you have paid for. You may want to look at some of the independent providers on Rubmaps or something similar for an extended experience such as you are looking for.

[Bob0525]

Recently moved back into the area and planning on paying a visit to Charming in Thaxton. Just so I have my ducks in a row and not wanting to offend a good provider, does her price include the he or is that additional?

But nothing else is on the table no matter how nice you ask. LOL.

[WetOne]

Recently moved back into the area and planning on paying a visit to Charming in Thaxton. Just so I have my ducks in a row and not wanting to offend a good provider, does her price include the he or is that additional?

[IntimacySeeker]

So. New to mongering, just moved up to NRV last year. Haven't really had a chance to develop any relationships though, especially with present circumstances being what they are, so I decided to visit a massage parlor to work the tension out. I'm the type who likes to take my time though, I enjoy a lot of build-up, which is why I haven't delved into mongering in the past (as the kind of timescales I'm interested in get expensive quick). So get to Asian Healing Center, I could wish for better parking nearby but parking in their yard isn't that big a deal. Reasonably attractive woman, probably late thirties early forties meets me at the door, and once I'm inside the language barrier immediately becomes an issue. I *try* to communicate that I want three hours, but I'm not sure if she either just doesn't understand, or if she's outright saying no (the concept of which is weird to me, as I'm fully prepared to pay for the extra time and modify the tip in accordance with that extra time) but she *seems* to keep insisting on a half hour or hour. I finally agree to the hour, as it's better than nothing, and she starts repeating something I can't quite decipher. After a couple of minutes of struggling, I think what she's trying to say is that she wants me to come back in 90 minutes. Which means I've got to spend an unproductive hour and a half waiting (as it's my first visit to Roanoke from the NRV and I have no idea what to do here) before I head back just to figure out whether I interpreted her correctly (and get 1/3rd of the time I wanted) or if my whole afternoon is wasted. Don't really blame her, but the language gap is a bit rough for someone asking for anything outside of the usual. Will report back later, I suppose?

[BiGG23]

Went there yesterday.

A younger lady came out. In her early 30's. Name Jessie.

If you like boobs. She is the one. She is a little chunky but she has huge ones. A little saggy but still. She had a big shirt on to conceal them. So she knows they are big too. Most Asian girls aren't that big.

OK massage but wow. When she bends over and you can feel them dragging along your back. WOW.

She lets you just take them out and play with them too.

She just got here last week and speaks good English.

Have fun!

[Scout Master]

Does anyone know of providers early in the morning. I'd like to have a massage before work instead of after.

I like a little attention first thing in the morning, too. If you become a regular at AHC, or maybe one of the other shops, most of the younger and attractive girls will go home with you for the night at closing time. But you'll have to take her home on your way to work.

[VirginiaMan7]

I've seen Anna a few times. I agree she is a little older but, man, I love them titties too. The perfect size. She give a pretty good massage and extras are good too. She really gets into it. She is my go-to girl now. No sense in looking elsewhere.

I guess the even though the review above is not even a month old, it has expired. The lady working there now is awful. Older, not very pretty, terrible massage skills, would not let me touch her, wanted me to jack myself off with no visuals. Fuck that place.

[JuniorSnow20]

Does anyone know of providers early in the morning. I'd like to have a massage before work instead of after.

I've been to most of the places around here, but never asked. I imagine they would say no to 5 am and laugh.

I prefer the Asian providers because I actually like the language barrier. I tried an American provider and she was good, but it's too much conversation for me.

Are there any providers that speak fluent English or non-Asian providers in the Roanoke or NRV area?

[Playboy717]

Does anyone know of providers early in the morning. I'd like to have a massage before work instead of after.

I've been to most of the places around here, but never asked. I imagine they would say no to 5 am and laugh.

I prefer the Asian providers because I actually like the language barrier. I tried an American provider and she was good, but it's too much conversation for me.

The earliest I know of is 9:30 buddy. Definitely don't know anyone who will get up that early to massage. Good luck!

[Someone4499]

Does anyone know of providers early in the morning. I'd like to have a massage before work instead of after.

I've been to most of the places around here, but never asked. I imagine they would say no to 5 am and laugh.

I prefer the Asian providers because I actually like the language barrier. I tried an American provider and she was good, but it's too much conversation for me.

[JuniorSnow20]

I keep hearing about Jenny and Anna lately, but is Maya still at AHC? Never see anyone else post about her.

[MeatMe]

Alright, so I'm 100% new to this. The last time I visited an AMP was in Atlantic city when I was like 22/23. Add about 10 years and that's where I'm at now.

So went to AH twice, both times I got Jenny. Something semi-crazy happened second time going.

First time:

Complete newb. Didn't wear a mask but they had them ready. Then she led me into the room and said to get undress but she was really hard to understand. So when she came back she giggled as I wasn't undressed yet LOL. She made light of it and kept it fun. Liked her personality and she was definitely hot (mask was slightly a turnoff though).
So paid for the full massage and it was a great massage. She teased a lot, kept rubbing against me, so I knew I was in the right place LOL.
On the flip she started negotiating. She wanted 6. 0 plus another 14.0 for FS but didn't have that exact amount on me. If I would have went with the HH, I would have had enough. No worries, I paid her (probably overpaid) and she gave me a HE while she had everything out. At the end, cleaned up, massaged for maybe 5 min more, gave me a water and a hug and was out the door. Paid for an hour, got about 45 min. No biggie.

Second time:
Called again and the patented "you come now" and came right over. I like to go in early morning and this time I was able to come in before it opened. Noticed a blue car outside so I'm guessing that was Jenny's.
This time around I went with the HH and had the loot for FS. Didn't have my own cover but she had one. Definitely really snug and she made some "comments" about that LOL. Started with CBJ and then on the table she went. Asked for her to be on top but said due to size, she couldn't do it so we went with old faithful style.
Didn't really do it for me. Could be the cover but wasn't really feeling it. So switched to behind and banged it out but still couldn't finish. Finally I said let's just finish with HE. Little bit of prostate play and I was good to go. I definitely felt more rushed the second time around and she didn't remember me so I think there's something to saying its your first time. More teasing I think.

Anyways, this is where it got trippy. As I'm leaving the dead end, LEO car is across the street. I'm at the light and begin to pull out and he does the same. I'm like praying to jesus at this point. I high tail it and hop on 220 going downtown and then hop back off at exit before elm, dip over the train tracks at orange ave and stop by advanced auto parts to make sure the coast was clear. I was safe but had my heart racing.

My question: Has anyone had similar experiences? Can they pull you over for coming out of an AMP? Is there anything I should do differently? I may not go back to her, I may try sha sha but heard their was LEO there last week or something so has me a bit nervous. I know some of you have been at this for years, so I'm just looking for reassurance that's all.

Thanks for the advice coming!

There's nothing illegal going to Asian Healing. The way it sounds your driving may have been more of the problem. As long as you treat it the same as getting a hair cut you don't have to tell anything more than you got a massage.

The providers may slip up but most can tell what the guy wants and the lack of English helps.

Keep up the good reporting.

[Playboy717]

Alright, so I'm 100% new to this. The last time I visited an AMP was in Atlantic city when I was like 22/23. Add about 10 years and that's where I'm at now.

So went to AH twice, both times I got Jenny. Something semi-crazy happened second time going.

First time:

Complete newb. Didn't wear a mask but they had them ready. Then she led me into the room and said to get undress but she was really hard to understand. So when she came back she giggled as I wasn't undressed yet LOL. She made light of it and kept it fun. Liked her personality and she was definitely hot (mask was slightly a turnoff though).

So paid for the full massage and it was a great massage. She teased a lot, kept rubbing against me, so I knew I was in the right place LOL.

On the flip she started negotiating. She wanted 6. 0 plus another 14.0 for FS but didn't have that exact amount on me. If I would have went with the HH, I would have had enough. No worries, I paid her (probably overpaid) and she gave me a HE while she had everything out. At the end, cleaned up, massaged for maybe 5 min more, gave me a water and a hug and was out the door. Paid for an hour, got about 45 min. No biggie.

Second time:

Called again and the patented "you come now" and came right over. I like to go in early morning and this time I was able to come in before it opened. Noticed a blue car outside so I'm guessing that was Jenny's.

This time around I went with the HH and had the loot for FS. Didn't have my own cover but she had one. Definitely really snug and she made some "comments" about that LOL. Started with CBJ and then on the table she went. Asked for her to be on top but said due to size, she couldn't do it so we went with old faithful style.

Didn't really do it for me. Could be the cover but wasn't really feeling it. So switched to behind and banged it out but still couldn't finish. Finally I said let's just finish with HE. Little bit of prostate play and I was good to go. I definitely felt more rushed the second time around and she didn't remember me so I think there's something to saying its your first time. More teasing I think.

Anyways, this is where it got trippy. As I'm leaving the dead end, LEO car is across the street. I'm at the light and begin to pull out and he does the same. I'm like praying to jesus at this point. I high tail it and hop on 220 going downtown and then hop back off at exit before elm, dip over the train tracks at orange ave and stop by advanced auto parts to make sure the coast was clear. I was safe but had my heart racing.

My question: Has anyone had similar experiences? Can they pull you over for coming out of an AMP? Is there anything I should do differently? I may not go back to her, I may try sha sha but heard their was LEO there last week or something so has me a bit nervous. I know some of you have been at this for years, so I'm just looking for reassurance that's all.

Thanks for the advice coming!

First of all, going to a massage parlor isn't illegal! They would have to have video footage of the actual act. Also, the house right next door is a rooming house so they don't actually know were you came from. Relax buddy, its safer going to massage parlors than seeing an escort. I've seen both Jenny and Anna. They both was a great time for me. I paid 40 plus only 85.00 but im experienced at this.