Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**BigPoppa2308** · 03-05-24 19:08

This agency has more misses than hits. They had one called Dulce a few weeks back who was straight to the point, no nonsense-FS and didn't pretend it was anything else, I prefer that. But all I've read from the other ones is negative. I tried to see one whose pictures enticed me but upon arrival, unlike the other poster, as soon as I saw she was about 50 lbs heavier and a lot darker skin I said nope and walked out leaving her there wondering what happened. I do not blame them, it is the operators who post obvious bait and switch in the hopes that more will be like the nicer guys here who just pay up not really wanting to offend. I am done with this agency and suggest others do the same.

Originally Posted by Fassbender3000 [View Original Post]

Oh man, that's shitty. She looked like she'd be up for more fun, but I guess it's all smoke and mirrors. I've only seen Magi for an HE at DMVlatinas, and I'm curious about the others. I know that Nicole does FS according to ThE OtheR site.

**Hkfn91** · 03-05-24 16:19

Originally Posted by TheOuroboros [View Original Post]

Is a good way another monger put it. I in fact have seen Lena but not the others. The pictures are an obvious fake. She does have big titties. Problem is she has an even bigger stomach. $200 donation which she asked for it first. I too should have walked upon meeting but didn't want to make a stir since they operate in the same location as FHOH. While I did get a Russian she wasn't open to doing much more and I left with mad case of buyers regret. I'm a fan of a few of the ladies at DMVlatina but none of who operate out of this specific location. Sounds like this is a place mongers should stay clear of an instead take the elevator up to FHOH.

Bummer! Thanks for the update. Was she at least attractive apart from the belly? What kind of tip did you leave for that?

**TheOuroboros** · 03-05-24 15:24

Originally Posted by Hkfn91 [View Original Post]

I've seen several ads posted for the DMV Latina Massage. Looking through the posts I see several reports of various providers, but none for Lena. On the website it says she's the newest provider in Tysons area. Has anyone sampled? Any idea on rates or services? Are they really that big? LOL.

Is a good way another monger put it. I in fact have seen Lena but not the others. The pictures are an obvious fake. She does have big titties. Problem is she has an even bigger stomach. $200 donation which she asked for it first. I too should have walked upon meeting but didn't want to make a stir since they operate in the same location as FHOH. While I did get a Russian she wasn't open to doing much more and I left with mad case of buyers regret. I'm a fan of a few of the ladies at DMVlatina but none of who operate out of this specific location. Sounds like this is a place mongers should stay clear of an instead take the elevator up to FHOH.

**Hkfn91** · 03-05-24 13:19

I've seen several ads posted for the DMV Latina Massage. Looking through the posts I see several reports of various providers, but none for Lena. On the website it says she's the newest provider in Tysons area. Has anyone sampled? Any idea on rates or services? Are they really that big? LOL.

**Fassbender3000** · 03-05-24 12:44

Originally Posted by SteveSmithAbq [View Original Post]

Emily's photo on the DMV Latina page (https://www.dmvlatinamassage.com/virginia-providers) is very misleading. It is her in the photo, but she is very stockily built.

I should've walked when I saw her, but I guess I'm too polite for that. Paid 100 before the massage.

Her idea of a massage is to poke you with her finger tips. Two minutes in, I was greatly regretting staying and just wanted it over, flirted with her, complimented her and asked about extras.

Her translator app said "I can masturbate you" - I said fine and five minutes in she finished with an HJ.

I wiped off, put on my clothes and handed her 40 for a tip and figured I'd go up to 60 if she complained. She asked for 150!

She said that's the price at this place and I ought to have known. I was very tempted to take back the 40, but I was too polite again and told her that's all I had and walked out.

She texted me and said. Why didn't I have more money? I was again too polite to say "B**ch, you trippin"

They operate at the same address as FHOH and boy what a stark contrast to FHOH this place is.

Needless to say. I'd avoid her and this place altogether.

Oh man, that's shitty. She looked like she'd be up for more fun, but I guess it's all smoke and mirrors. I've only seen Magi for an HE at DMVlatinas, and I'm curious about the others. I know that Nicole does FS according to ThE OtheR site.

**SteveSmithAbq** · 03-05-24 08:48

Emily's photo on the DMV Latina page (https://www.dmvlatinamassage.com/virginia-providers) is very misleading. It is her in the photo, but she is very stockily built.

I should've walked when I saw her, but I guess I'm too polite for that. Paid 100 before the massage.

Her idea of a massage is to poke you with her finger tips. Two minutes in, I was greatly regretting staying and just wanted it over, flirted with her, complimented her and asked about extras.

Her translator app said "I can masturbate you" - I said fine and five minutes in she finished with an HJ.

I wiped off, put on my clothes and handed her 40 for a tip and figured I'd go up to 60 if she complained. She asked for 150!

She said that's the price at this place and I ought to have known. I was very tempted to take back the 40, but I was too polite again and told her that's all I had and walked out.

She texted me and said. Why didn't I have more money? I was again too polite to say "B**ch, you trippin"

They operate at the same address as FHOH and boy what a stark contrast to FHOH this place is.

Needless to say. I'd avoid her and this place altogether.

**PSmith0380** · 03-04-24 22:56

Is she still around? Seems to have dropped off. Ashame, she was a small fram, smoking hot with an excellent massage and fantastic extras.

**Strandan** · 03-03-24 20:09

Originally Posted by PSmith0380 [View Original Post]

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That ad was for Rosemary under Reston / sterling providers. Same phone #.

https://www.dmvlatinamassage.com/virginia-providers

**PSmith0380** · 03-03-24 01:42

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Finally a real one with some great skills and simply gorgeous. These are far and few between so please keep this one. I would have no reservation on seeing here weekly. Great body, not much English as all, but location is not too body. INDY, so much better than some of these AMP. But damn she has a body on her. Really nice relaxing room set aside for massage and great music selection. Limited menu at the time, but give it some time.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...720603375.html

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**Strandan** · 02-28-24 18:16

Originally Posted by Quriusmrk [View Original Post]

Her ad says the 23rd. Anyone know if she stuck around a little longer?

Thanks,

Q.

Safe to assume gone. Can check the social handle in the top right for who is currently around or text the number directly.

**Quriusmrk** · 02-28-24 09:47

Originally Posted by KidFarian [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...718363416.html

"Jessica" is the name she is going by but I don't know what she was called on prior ads. She's cute, enhanced lips, breast and ass. Flat stomach and a few tats. She immediately offered extras $150 FS or $80 for CBJ. Negotiable if you inclined. Her box is tight so I let her control the rhythm in multiple positions. Finished and she cleaned me up. The best part was the conversation and CBJ. Actually felt really good. I'd repeat. Please note that her snatch is really shallow but she works nonetheless.

Kid.

Her ad says the 23rd. Anyone know if she stuck around a little longer?

Thanks,

Q.

**Fassbender3000** · 02-27-24 14:35

Originally Posted by Strandan [View Original Post]

I have yet to make a visit but seems Perla has moved on. FWIW while they may be the same entity, the Blanca I saw was with Empire in fairfax, not DLM. I'll probably base my next visit off of the Empire IG / CL ads as opposed to the website I linked before. Feels more likely to lead to my preferred type of session.

Ah man! Perla looked like she would do more than a NOVA!

**DoYouKnow** · 02-27-24 14:12

Finally a real one with some great skills and simply gorgeous. These are far and few between so please keep this one. I would have no reservation on seeing here weekly. Great body, not much English as all, but location is not too body. INDY, so much better than some of these AMP. But damn she has a body on her. Really nice relaxing room set aside for massage and great music selection. Limited menu at the time, but give it some time.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...720603375.html

**Strandan** · 02-27-24 12:15

Originally Posted by Strandan [View Original Post]

https://www.dmvlatinamassage.com/virginia-providers

Previously saw Blanca in Fairfax following a review on the board, . 8 + $. 2 FS. Was kind of a ho hum time but latin options are scarce so I'm considering trying again. Only visit to FHOH left a bad taste so looking at Annie or Perla in Tysons. Anyone have a visit with either of these ladies to get an idea of what is on offer?

I was considering booking one this week and if there is GPS trying the other but looks like both are working out of the same location. Base rate seems to have gone up to 100 as well (or maybe they really are independents with separate rates).

I have yet to make a visit but seems Perla has moved on. FWIW while they may be the same entity, the Blanca I saw was with Empire in fairfax, not DLM. I'll probably base my next visit off of the Empire IG / CL ads as opposed to the website I linked before. Feels more likely to lead to my preferred type of session.

**Retire** · 02-25-24 22:23

Originally Posted by KidFarian [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...718363416.html

"Jessica" is the name she is going by but I don't know what she was called on prior ads. She's cute, enhanced lips, breast and ass. Flat stomach and a few tats. She immediately offered extras $150 FS or $80 for CBJ. Negotiable if you inclined. Her box is tight so I let her control the rhythm in multiple positions. Finished and she cleaned me up. The best part was the conversation and CBJ. Actually felt really good. I'd repeat. Please note that her snatch is really shallow but she works nonetheless.

Kid.

Was the conversation in English? I like to be conversational, but I don't speak any Spanish.