Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[RickNva]

I searched her name and 0808 number with nothing coming up. Anyone had the pleasure of seeing her?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...733931085.html

Thanks,

Q.

I've seen her on 4 different occasions. Friendly but professional. Strictly legitimate and asks you keep your hands on table because OTC distracts her from providing great massage. She does give a fantastic massage. Worth the price of admission, the quality is so good; sets musical timer to make sure you get your minutes.

Only reason I stopped going was I started wanting HE with massage and she won't budge.

If anyone has more recent updates since July '23, chime in.

[Quriusmrk]

That being said, if you want a quality massage, she is worth seeing. She is a really good masseuse.

I appreciate the feedback. At least now since I included her name and last four of her number future mongers should be able to search and find this info.

[EnderPete]

I searched her name and 0808 number with nothing coming up. Anyone had the pleasure of seeing her?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...733931085.html

Thanks,

Q.

That being said, if you want a quality massage, she is worth seeing. She is a really good masseuse.

[SmittyJ]

I searched her name and 0808 number with nothing coming up. Anyone had the pleasure of seeing her?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...733931085.html

Thanks,

Q.

Its my understanding she does a fantastic legit massage with no HE. Its unfortunate because I am nearby and could use a great thai massage with HE and also utilize her waxing service. If anyone knows otherwise, please chime in.

[Quriusmrk]

I searched her name and 0808 number with nothing coming up. Anyone had the pleasure of seeing her?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...733931085.html

Thanks,

Q.

[S Smith]

Saw Catalina, 25 year old Venezuelan who is here for another week. $ for 45 minute massage and $. 6 for CBJ (said BBBJ was never an option) & CFS negotiated upfront.

Pros: responsive handler, clean professional location, real pictures, sweet attitude, put a lot of effort into massage and extras, unrushed.

Cons: handler texts unprompted about specials, massage oil smells and is hard to get rid of, hot towels and room were cold, did not allow DATY.

Overall I would absolutely repeat, it's a shame she is only here for 1 more week.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...724390207.html

[Kijimuna]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...729314920.html

Texted this one. About an hour later she responded with a text that said "call no text" so I obliged but she sounded like a real psychopath over the phone. Asked me my name age race but then didn't hesistate to let me know she just got a carry permit and didn't want to have to use her gun on me. Told me folks can be reckless and didn't want to have a bum come to her house. Pretty sure a bum wouldn't be able to afford a phone let alone 2. Asked me for my job and I made up some white collar bullshit and told her I wasn't in the mood to be riddled with bullets. She told me the world is crazy out there and started bringing up Palestine and other fucking nonsense. Lady you squeeze men's hogs for a living I don't think you need to get into a sociopolitical battle with me. Wanted 200 $ for an hour and $300 for 2. But at this point she was failing my vibe check. Wouldn't give me an exact address just the intersection. Told me to text her when I was close but it's a pass for me unless any of you reputable folks can vouch for her on your behalf. Not looking to get shot today.

So how was it?

[TheOuroboros]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...729314920.html

Texted this one. About an hour later she responded with a text that said "call no text" so I obliged but she sounded like a real psychopath over the phone. Asked me my name age race but then didn't hesistate to let me know she just got a carry permit and didn't want to have to use her gun on me. Told me folks can be reckless and didn't want to have a bum come to her house. Pretty sure a bum wouldn't be able to afford a phone let alone 2. Asked me for my job and I made up some white collar bullshit and told her I wasn't in the mood to be riddled with bullets. She told me the world is crazy out there and started bringing up Palestine and other fucking nonsense. Lady you squeeze men's hogs for a living I don't think you need to get into a sociopolitical battle with me. Wanted 200 $ for an hour and $300 for 2. But at this point she was failing my vibe check. Wouldn't give me an exact address just the intersection. Told me to text her when I was close but it's a pass for me unless any of you reputable folks can vouch for her on your behalf. Not looking to get shot today.

[DoYouKnow]

I was with her, but got a work call and had to leave, but she is such a cutie. Nice apart, super clean and like her persona. Anyone partake with her yet?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...726076016.html

[DoctorDoctor]

Paola in Tysons? Mentions VIP service.

I reached out. Prompt reply. Entry fee high for tantric massage. I didn't ask details. Other request may be available.

Pic is nice. I passed for now. Other options are more intriguing.

[DoctorDoctor]

Lena is definitely a no go. Very accurate in your description of her.

Paola in Tysons? Mentions VIP service.

[Tmac32]

Is a good way another monger put it. I in fact have seen Lena but not the others. The pictures are an obvious fake. She does have big titties. Problem is she has an even bigger stomach. $200 donation which she asked for it first. I too should have walked upon meeting but didn't want to make a stir since they operate in the same location as FHOH. While I did get a Russian she wasn't open to doing much more and I left with mad case of buyers regret. I'm a fan of a few of the ladies at DMVlatina but none of who operate out of this specific location. Sounds like this is a place mongers should stay clear of an instead take the elevator up to FHOH.

Lena is definitely a no go. Very accurate in your description of her.

[BigPoppa2308]

This agency has more misses than hits. They had one called Dulce a few weeks back who was straight to the point, no nonsense-FS and didn't pretend it was anything else, I prefer that. But all I've read from the other ones is negative. I tried to see one whose pictures enticed me but upon arrival, unlike the other poster, as soon as I saw she was about 50 lbs heavier and a lot darker skin I said nope and walked out leaving her there wondering what happened. I do not blame them, it is the operators who post obvious bait and switch in the hopes that more will be like the nicer guys here who just pay up not really wanting to offend. I am done with this agency and suggest others do the same.

Oh man, that's shitty. She looked like she'd be up for more fun, but I guess it's all smoke and mirrors. I've only seen Magi for an HE at DMVlatinas, and I'm curious about the others. I know that Nicole does FS according to ThE OtheR site.

[Hkfn91]

Is a good way another monger put it. I in fact have seen Lena but not the others. The pictures are an obvious fake. She does have big titties. Problem is she has an even bigger stomach. $200 donation which she asked for it first. I too should have walked upon meeting but didn't want to make a stir since they operate in the same location as FHOH. While I did get a Russian she wasn't open to doing much more and I left with mad case of buyers regret. I'm a fan of a few of the ladies at DMVlatina but none of who operate out of this specific location. Sounds like this is a place mongers should stay clear of an instead take the elevator up to FHOH.

Bummer! Thanks for the update. Was she at least attractive apart from the belly? What kind of tip did you leave for that?

[TheOuroboros]

I've seen several ads posted for the DMV Latina Massage. Looking through the posts I see several reports of various providers, but none for Lena. On the website it says she's the newest provider in Tysons area. Has anyone sampled? Any idea on rates or services? Are they really that big? LOL.

Is a good way another monger put it. I in fact have seen Lena but not the others. The pictures are an obvious fake. She does have big titties. Problem is she has an even bigger stomach. $200 donation which she asked for it first. I too should have walked upon meeting but didn't want to make a stir since they operate in the same location as FHOH. While I did get a Russian she wasn't open to doing much more and I left with mad case of buyers regret. I'm a fan of a few of the ladies at DMVlatina but none of who operate out of this specific location. Sounds like this is a place mongers should stay clear of an instead take the elevator up to FHOH.