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03-22-24 15:06 #714
Posts: 81Catalina in Mclean
Saw Catalina, 25 year old Venezuelan who is here for another week. $ for 45 minute massage and $. 6 for CBJ (said BBBJ was never an option) & CFS negotiated upfront.
Pros: responsive handler, clean professional location, real pictures, sweet attitude, put a lot of effort into massage and extras, unrushed.
Cons: handler texts unprompted about specials, massage oil smells and is hard to get rid of, hot towels and room were cold, did not allow DATY.
Overall I would absolutely repeat, it's a shame she is only here for 1 more week.
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...724390207.html
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03-22-24 00:06 #713
Posts: 395Originally Posted by TheOuroboros [View Original Post]
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03-21-24 17:33 #712
Posts: 414Smart and Relaxing?
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...729314920.html
Texted this one. About an hour later she responded with a text that said "call no text" so I obliged but she sounded like a real psychopath over the phone. Asked me my name age race but then didn't hesistate to let me know she just got a carry permit and didn't want to have to use her gun on me. Told me folks can be reckless and didn't want to have a bum come to her house. Pretty sure a bum wouldn't be able to afford a phone let alone 2. Asked me for my job and I made up some white collar bullshit and told her I wasn't in the mood to be riddled with bullets. She told me the world is crazy out there and started bringing up Palestine and other fucking nonsense. Lady you squeeze men's hogs for a living I don't think you need to get into a sociopolitical battle with me. Wanted 200 $ for an hour and $300 for 2. But at this point she was failing my vibe check. Wouldn't give me an exact address just the intersection. Told me to text her when I was close but it's a pass for me unless any of you reputable folks can vouch for her on your behalf. Not looking to get shot today.
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03-11-24 17:12 #711
Posts: 287Any Intel on this cutie. Not the person in the photo. I would say much better
I was with her, but got a work call and had to leave, but she is such a cutie. Nice apart, super clean and like her persona. Anyone partake with her yet?
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...726076016.html
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03-06-24 15:44 #710
Posts: 141Maybe. Not
Originally Posted by DoctorDoctor [View Original Post]
Pic is nice. I passed for now. Other options are more intriguing.
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03-06-24 10:47 #709
Posts: 141How about
Originally Posted by Tmac32 [View Original Post]
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03-06-24 10:08 #708
Posts: 107Originally Posted by TheOuroboros [View Original Post]
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03-05-24 19:08 #707
Posts: 101Done with DMVLatinas
This agency has more misses than hits. They had one called Dulce a few weeks back who was straight to the point, no nonsense-FS and didn't pretend it was anything else, I prefer that. But all I've read from the other ones is negative. I tried to see one whose pictures enticed me but upon arrival, unlike the other poster, as soon as I saw she was about 50 lbs heavier and a lot darker skin I said nope and walked out leaving her there wondering what happened. I do not blame them, it is the operators who post obvious bait and switch in the hopes that more will be like the nicer guys here who just pay up not really wanting to offend. I am done with this agency and suggest others do the same.
Originally Posted by Fassbender3000 [View Original Post]
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03-05-24 16:19 #706
Posts: 31Originally Posted by TheOuroboros [View Original Post]
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03-05-24 15:24 #705
Posts: 414Smoke and Mirrors
Originally Posted by Hkfn91 [View Original Post]
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03-05-24 13:19 #704
Posts: 31Lena
I've seen several ads posted for the DMV Latina Massage. Looking through the posts I see several reports of various providers, but none for Lena. On the website it says she's the newest provider in Tysons area. Has anyone sampled? Any idea on rates or services? Are they really that big? LOL.
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03-05-24 12:44 #703
Posts: 108Originally Posted by SteveSmithAbq [View Original Post]
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03-05-24 08:48 #702
Posts: 85Emily at DMV Latina. Terrible experience
Emily's photo on the DMV Latina page (https://www.dmvlatinamassage.com/virginia-providers) is very misleading. It is her in the photo, but she is very stockily built.
I should've walked when I saw her, but I guess I'm too polite for that. Paid 100 before the massage.
Her idea of a massage is to poke you with her finger tips. Two minutes in, I was greatly regretting staying and just wanted it over, flirted with her, complimented her and asked about extras.
Her translator app said "I can masturbate you" - I said fine and five minutes in she finished with an HJ.
I wiped off, put on my clothes and handed her 40 for a tip and figured I'd go up to 60 if she complained. She asked for 150!
She said that's the price at this place and I ought to have known. I was very tempted to take back the 40, but I was too polite again and told her that's all I had and walked out.
She texted me and said. Why didn't I have more money? I was again too polite to say "B**ch, you trippin"
They operate at the same address as FHOH and boy what a stark contrast to FHOH this place is.
Needless to say. I'd avoid her and this place altogether.
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03-04-24 22:56 #701
Posts: 229Thai Annie
Is she still around? Seems to have dropped off. Ashame, she was a small fram, smoking hot with an excellent massage and fantastic extras.
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03-03-24 20:09 #700
Posts: 51Rosemary
Originally Posted by PSmith0380 [View Original Post]
https://www.dmvlatinamassage.com/virginia-providers