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**Bunker Buster** · 03-18-18 15:13

Originally Posted by HotNuts [View Original Post]

http://dc.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/...-6422/46760682

https://liveescortreviews.com/ad/nov...6422/1/1437871

Hadn't seen any reviews for her, but saw she had ads over a broad area. Figured I'd TOFTT. Dreamed I ended up meeting her over by Dupont Circle at a nicer Marriott property around 3 am for a hh. The good news was that the pics were accurate, and she looks nice. However, the experience was rushed and plain. The CBJ was lackluster, and she eventually complained about the taste of the cover which made her want to get to other activities. She didn't allow FIV or any touching down there with hands. I couldn't get any rhythm with her from behind, so we went back to the CBJ. After a few more lackluster minutes, she said the time was up. It had only been 20 minutes. The session wasn't going to get any better, so I cut my losses and left.

Damage was $. 5. Although that wasn't too much of a loss, parking in the garage there cost. 5 on its own for the short stay. I don't think she was a ROB intentionally, and others may have a better experience; I just found her to lack any enthusiasm to find it enjoyable personally.

There's street parking everywhere at Dupont late at night.

Telling you that time's up and you need to leave halfway through is pretty intentional, and is basically a ripoff.

**Shz1181** · 03-18-18 11:29

Originally Posted by Watta [View Original Post]

How do I contact this wonderful JOYCE? Looks like someone I need to see!

WATTA good report!

Review the thread. Easily found through details in thread and on TheothERsite.

**Watta** · 03-17-18 15:03

Originally Posted by WalterKovacs [View Original Post]

After being left hanging from a massage with no HE. I text Joyce since I was near the area. Got a text back, set a time. Arrived at hotel waited 5 minutes. She opened door in a maid outfit, small talk and laughs. Got undressed she did her spray / sniff then long and satisfying BBJ /69. Tried to go for a second round but I was drained she even tried to give more BBJ. Cleaned up and left. Damage 1.4.

How do I contact this wonderful JOYCE? Looks like someone I need to see!

WATTA good report!

**WalterKovacs** · 03-17-18 08:34

After being left hanging from a massage with no HE. I text Joyce since I was near the area. Got a text back, set a time. Arrived at hotel waited 5 minutes. She opened door in a maid outfit, small talk and laughs. Got undressed she did her spray / sniff then long and satisfying BBJ /69. Tried to go for a second round but I was drained she even tried to give more BBJ. Cleaned up and left. Damage 1.4.

**HotNuts** · 03-17-18 05:55

http://dc.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/...-6422/46760682

https://liveescortreviews.com/ad/nov...6422/1/1437871

Hadn't seen any reviews for her, but saw she had ads over a broad area. Figured I'd TOFTT. Dreamed I ended up meeting her over by Dupont Circle at a nicer Marriott property around 3 am for a hh. The good news was that the pics were accurate, and she looks nice. However, the experience was rushed and plain. The CBJ was lackluster, and she eventually complained about the taste of the cover which made her want to get to other activities. She didn't allow FIV or any touching down there with hands. I couldn't get any rhythm with her from behind, so we went back to the CBJ. After a few more lackluster minutes, she said the time was up. It had only been 20 minutes. The session wasn't going to get any better, so I cut my losses and left.

Damage was $. 5. Although that wasn't too much of a loss, parking in the garage there cost. 5 on its own for the short stay. I don't think she was a ROB intentionally, and others may have a better experience; I just found her to lack any enthusiasm to find it enjoyable personally.

**SonChi** · 03-15-18 19:10

Originally Posted by Nyhornet [View Original Post]

Thanks for TOFTT. Sorry it was a bad experience. My last two escapades with Thai ladies have been excellent. Neither Mimi in Herndon or more recently Manee in Arlington specified an expected tip and neither checked to see what I left until I was gone. I left an extra $60 in both cases because they were worth it. I highly recommend either as well as Sharon who shares the place with Mimi and Jazmine and also Luna. They will all want to negotiate for the extra, but none indicated a NOvA ending was extra.

Sorry for that, I also rang Kaye and was contacted by Lidia. She almost got me.

**Wiiiiam** · 03-15-18 18:59

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

She occasionally hangs out in Alexandria for a few days and then moves to Chantilly. So, for those mongers hoping for a more convenient Chantilly encounter, keep looking for her ad.

Love the Joyce. If you pass the smell test and respect her she is yours. The quirky side adds to the fun.

Educate this old guy. Gave up on the new BP. How would you know she is back? Search phone numbers?

Looking at the pictures and location are a good part of the selection process. What am I missing?

**Black Coffee** · 03-15-18 16:48

Originally Posted by Roger1286 [View Original Post]

That's how I would interpret it too. It's a variation of Latina Viagra, Spinner Viagra, Busty MILF Viagra, all of which from time to time work for me.

Y'all are overthinking this. It is a generic pill that comes in a cute box with Chinese writing and pictures of people fucking on it. Works like the real thing, 12 hour headache and all.

**PomLovesThais** · 03-15-18 15:42

Originally Posted by DcManLive [View Original Post]

I have. Well worth the time and money. Very good massage. I dont know if it was or not, but she sure does look like Jada who use to work with KK.

They are two different ladies.

**DcManLive** · 03-15-18 10:42

Originally Posted by HiNMitey [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen KK's new assistant Yaya?

I have. Well worth the time and money. Very good massage. I don’t know if it was or not, but she sure does look like Jada who use to work with KK.

**Roger1286** · 03-15-18 06:37

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

I guess it can be interpreted many ways. It's ambiguous but the way I always thought the term referred to the fact that a sexy Chinese spinner could get you "up" by fulfilling your deep sexual desires as opposed to the boring routine of banging your ugly wife, which is what I take it the Viagra would be for LOL.

That's how I would interpret it too. It's a variation of Latina Viagra, Spinner Viagra, Busty MILF Viagra, all of which from time to time work for me.

**TheOuroboros** · 03-14-18 19:13

Originally Posted by NotMe00 [View Original Post]

I have no firsthand knowledge of Joyce, but I've seen the term a few times as well. I always assumed it's some weird Chinese herbal thing, like ground up tiger penis and rhino horn or something.

I guess it can be interpreted many ways. It's ambiguous but the way I always thought the term referred to the fact that a sexy Chinese spinner could get you "up" by fulfilling your deep sexual desires as opposed to the boring routine of banging your ugly wife, which is what I take it the Viagra would be for LOL.

**NotMe00** · 03-14-18 13:31

Originally Posted by WalterKovacs [View Original Post]

LOL saw this term thrown around I want to guess it's BBBJ but I might be wrong? Someone care to clarify (pm if necessary).

I have no firsthand knowledge of Joyce, but I've seen the term a few times as well. I always assumed it's some weird Chinese herbal thing, like ground up tiger penis and rhino horn or something.

**Cash2274** · 03-14-18 13:25

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Tried it again today. Said 21 yr old. Yeah right. Decent tude, B cups, all covered but great CBJ even thru the cover. Many positions and then HJ to finish. Some massage small talk. Out in 55. Not bad since you boys pay 160 to have your rod tugged and no more by some silly Thai ***** LOL.

Anyway much rimming and light kissing.

PC out.

Can you please provide a link or number? This in Herndon?

**WalterKovacs** · 03-14-18 10:52

Originally Posted by Pbarber307 [View Original Post]

Our beloved Joyce is back in the area. Called and discovered she was right around the corner. Wanting to get first dibs, I took an early lunch to see her. She has trimmed down, still has awesome tits and quirky laugh. Good time, as usual. Lots of mutual fio / dato. I got to go from behind and dildo her ass while I fucked her hairy quim. Tried anal but couldn't get it in. Oh well. Dildoed her some more, then I replaced the dildo with my finger and pressed down on the little partition so I could feel my c0 ck sliding against where my finger was. The feel of my finger massaging down on my c0 ck was too much. Pulled out, zapped off the condom and jizzed onto her tweaking bungh0 le. I was able to push a bit of jizz into her butt before she turned around to wipe up. Showered, chatted for a bit about her travels, then headed back to work. Oh yeah, she cleaned up doing the NoVA squat. She did wash her hairy Bush but only light wash of the backside and no cleaning her tits. Huh.

What was Damage?