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[Vbgent4u2c]

Awwwww...whats A little misrepresentation between friends Blue? LOL!

After several months of sampling various talent on BP, I have decided to disclose my translation page. Most of you already know this, but it's funny anyway.

Exotic = Black.

Mixed = Black.

Curvy = Fat.

Girl nextdoor = Ugly.

Mature = Older than your mother.

100% me in pics = She pulled them off the internet.

Supermodel = Ugly and tall.

Jaw Dropping = What happens when you walk in and realize she's nothing like the pic.

Specials = Same rate it's always been.

Petite = I don't do crack, I've always been 80 lbs.

New to your area = Been here for years.

Highly reviewed = If you consider some guy 2 years ago say "thanks for the BJ, it was ok".

Not all of them are like this of course, but too damn many are. LOL

[OurDogBlue]

After several months of sampling various talent on BP, I have decided to disclose my translation page. Most of you already know this, but it's funny anyway.

Exotic = Black.

Mixed = Black.

Curvy = Fat.

Girl nextdoor = Ugly.

Mature = Older than your mother.

100% me in pics = She pulled them off the internet.

Supermodel = Ugly and tall.

Jaw Dropping = What happens when you walk in and realize she's nothing like the pic.

Specials = Same rate it's always been.

Petite = I don't do crack, I've always been 80 lbs.

New to your area = Been here for years.

Highly reviewed = If you consider some guy 2 years ago say "thanks for the BJ, it was ok".

Not all of them are like this of course, but too damn many are. LOL

[Jay Tax]

"relaxing soothing healing massages. By appointment only. 10. 00 am till 11. Oo pm. 50 half hour 80 45 mintues 100 a hour. Also offering a remedy for carple tunel hand pain. 25 dollars a bottle for one hand dosage. Its all made with organic oils. Please call susan, for any questions. 757- 581 8989."

Thats a new way of saying HJ is. 25 LOL

[OurDogBlue]

Had a dream I saw sticky Nikki. http://chesapeake.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sticky-nikki-22/4104140...very Attractive and definately the girl in the pics. However, the donation ($125) got me in the door for a lousy massage w / somewhat happy ending. More rules than the IRS tax code, anything else was extra. And I mean $$$ extra. Stay away unless you're independently wealthy.

[Big Dawg187]

Just dreamed about barbie earlier today.

http://norfolk.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-am-but-i-know-just-what-you-want-barbie-20/4100618

And I guess she had a nice body but she looks prettier in the pictures than in real life.

Also massage wasn't all that great, not allowed to touch anything and very limited touching from her part as well.

Not recommended and $ in damages. I guess the good thing is she's not a clock watcher and it was pretty close to an hour before I woke up.

[Big Dawg187]

Their page is here.

http://chesapeake.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/2-girls-come-check-us-out-18/4043122

I dreamed about them a few days ago for 30 minutes and $$ and woke up before I knew what had happened.

They kept talking about how they had just woken up and were hungry so they were in a rush.

Not recommended. Don't even look / seem 18 either. Also, the pictures of them make them look a LOT smaller than they actually are but I had no time elsewhere so I just went with it.

Looks: 5 attitude: 5 performance: 4.

Just to let you all know.

Ps. Used to post on here all the time but I closed my account and then decided to remake another one. I'm from Maryland but am down here for work so I'll try to keep everyone posted while I'm here.

Thanks

[Radaghan]

Sorry, still new to all this: incall is $ for an hour, not $. Outcall $.5. Also her link on BP is http://norfolk.backpage.com/FemaleEs...032-19/3857068. She says she's out of town this weekend. She's the one in blue. Haven't dreamt about the other girl yet.

Have seen Cindy aka Rebecca aka Ashley several times both one on one and two girl visit. She does incall and outcall. Incall is $ for an hour, outcall is $.5 if I remember correctly. When I first met her, she was at a motel on Military Highway and working with Traci, whom I haven't seen any ads for lately. Cindy is petite, about five four (I'm guessing, b cup, tight tummy, and attractive face. She has never rushed me.

I've been allowed to finger her to orgasm (hey, it sounded real! . , kiss her (though not on the mouth, and receive kisses from her. Though somewhat reluctantly and again, not on the mouth. She never seems to remember we've visited. I ran into her at Walmart one day and man did she look hot in her street clothes! Made me want to snatch her up and wisk her off to the motel right then and there!

Lately, she's been straddling the Norfolk / Virginia Beach line staying at a better motel. Guess she's moving up in the world! .

She's not true GFE but gets the job done nicely.

[Radaghan]

Have seen Cindy aka Rebecca aka Ashley several times both one on one and two girl visit. She does incall and outcall. Incall is $ for an hour, outcall is $.5 if I remember correctly. When I first met her, she was at a motel on Military Highway and working with Traci, whom I haven't seen any ads for lately. Cindy is petite, about five four (I'm guessing, b cup, tight tummy, and attractive face. She has never rushed me.

I've been allowed to finger her to orgasm (hey, it sounded real! . , kiss her (though not on the mouth, and receive kisses from her. Though somewhat reluctantly and again, not on the mouth. She never seems to remember we've visited. I ran into her at Walmart one day and man did she look hot in her street clothes! Made me want to snatch her up and wisk her off to the motel right then and there!

Lately, she's been straddling the Norfolk / Virginia Beach line staying at a better motel. Guess she's moving up in the world! .

She's not true GFE but gets the job done nicely.

[Poipoi69]

Gents,

Saw Ginnie from BP. She works out of a pleasant home in the North part of town, with discreet parking. Nice looking lass, 40ish w / red hair. Very good massage, with just the combination of pressure that I like- not too hard, not too soft. Lots of attention paid to the ass. Those of you who like prosty play, she has skills. On the flip, those hands were just as skilled on Jr. Very happy ending, will repeat. Contact her through backpage.

Looks: 7 / Attitude: 10 / Sex: NA / Damage: $120

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