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**Redleg27** · 06-16-14 09:39

I may have missed it but can you please post the link. Thanks.

Originally Posted by LonelyGuy1976 [View Original Post]

Wait, you had to look at a map? (Just kidding) Her man probably fat fingered a smart phone to place the "not" advertisement. Fucking hilarious.

**LonelyGuy1976** · 06-16-14 00:35

Originally Posted by TontoMonger [View Original Post]

Guy posted the same glowing review in the Cleveland Ohio forum. I looked on a map and Cleveland, OH and Norfolk VA are several hundred miles apart, making the post all the more suspicious.

Tonto.

Wait, you had to look at a map? (Just kidding) Her man probably fat fingered a smart phone to place the "not" advertisement. Fucking hilarious.

**Tonto Monger** · 06-15-14 21:47

Originally Posted by ThePimp [View Original Post]

I read some of these reviews about this girl Michelle and I had to see for myself it's funny because she was there alone there was no pimps like someone claimed there was. She was very good and later explained that the guy that posted the negative reviews didn't even see her but she was very good with the mouth and the kitty was nice and tight so guys if you have negative things to say atleast see that girl before you say stuff on here because that was an experience that I will be going back to.

Guy posted the same glowing review in the Cleveland Ohio forum. I looked on a map and Cleveland, OH and Norfolk VA are several hundred miles apart, making the post all the more suspicious.

Tonto.

**Gscs Ret** · 06-15-14 20:12

Originally Posted by ThePimp [View Original Post]

I read some of these reviews about this girl Michelle and I had to see for myself it's funny because she was there alone there was no pimps like someone claimed there was. She was very good and later explained that the guy that posted the negative reviews didn't even see her but she was very good with the mouth and the kitty was nice and tight so guys if you have negative things to say atleast see that girl before you say stuff on here because that was an experience that I will be going back to.

This wouldn't be Michelle's pimp would it?

**ThePimp** · 06-15-14 11:40

I read some of these reviews about this girl Michelle and I had to see for myself it's funny because she was there alone there was no pimps like someone claimed there was. She was very good and later explained that the guy that posted the negative reviews didn't even see her but she was very good with the mouth and the kitty was nice and tight so guys if you have negative things to say atleast see that girl before you say stuff on here because that was an experience that I will be going back to.

**Member #5447** · 06-12-14 06:39

Avoid this one guys very nasty waste of money http://virginiabeach.backpage.com/Bo...bs-29/12585143.

**Redleg27** · 06-11-14 18:52

Saw Stormy today great time good real deal- place was clean and safe. Nice lady a full MILF knows how to make you happy varied menu enjoy and book with confidence a mommy tummy but ex dancer good lady!

http://norfolk.backpage.com/FemaleEs...st-26/12497809

**AlexR31** · 06-11-14 13:29

Originally Posted by SlowAltima [View Original Post]

I'm normally in Richmond, but was thinking of taking a trip to VA beach. I saw the ad below and thought it sounds pretty good. I searched the number and lots of girls came up as results, not just this ad. Also saw one place that said to stay away from escorts with this number. Any thoughts or dreams with this girl or the friend? I was really hoping for a two girl special. I'd normally TOFTT but driving 3 hours seems excessive for that.

http://virginiabeach.backpage.com/Fe...als-21/6051620

Well you've done your research and that's a good thing. Stick with the results of that research and stay far far away. What you get is what it says in the disclaimer in the ad. And the only thing they will consent to is to taking your money.

**Member #5162** · 06-10-14 16:50

I'm normally in Richmond, but was thinking of taking a trip to VA beach. I saw the ad below and thought it sounds pretty good. I searched the number and lots of girls came up as results, not just this ad. Also saw one place that said to stay away from escorts with this number. Any thoughts or dreams with this girl or the friend? I was really hoping for a two girl special. I'd normally TOFTT but driving 3 hours seems excessive for that.

http://virginiabeach.backpage.com/Fe...als-21/6051620

**OurDogBlue** · 06-09-14 19:34

Originally Posted by OdedIsHere [View Original Post]

Ad went down, can you give a name / description to help out?

Said her name was Jessica, http://bodyrublist.com/614-371-9812/?pid=12547329.

**OdedIsHere** · 06-09-14 10:38

Originally Posted by OurDogBlue [View Original Post]

Well, you may not have very many posts but you certainly nailed the review on this worthless provider. I actually was preparing to write a warning myself but you beat me to it. Too bad your post wasn't two days ago and I would've been spared wasting my time and money.

Your description is dead on, very thin and not so perky. Her CBJ had no effort at all and lasted just three minutes before she asked if I was ready. She said she could only do mish because she was sore. She not only put so much lube on my covered little friend, she positioned herself and used her hand to block any real penetration and acted like she was in pain when I was barely inside her. After about five minutes of pumping mostly air, I gave up and told her just to finish me with a HJ. After about 2 minutes she's already complaining her hand is getting tired and when her phone rings and she answers it questioning and then giving directions to the next poor sucker all while unenthusiastically stroking my half limp little friend, I said enough is enough. I told her I'd finish my self and she gladly sat there with a hand full of Kleenex while I pounded one out. Of course I purposely missed the Kleenex and got her arm, wiped my self off and got dressed as quickly as possible and left. Total waste of time and money.

Ad went down, can you give a name / description to help out?

**OurDogBlue** · 06-07-14 07:27

Originally Posted by SPerry144 [View Original Post]

Hey everyone,

I know with my almost non-existent post count, my opinion might not be held very highly, but fellow mongers, please read this and stay as far away as possible from this one.

http://norfolk.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ht-20/10662685

So let's start with the pictures. Shopped. In person she is much thinner (not sickly, just thinner) and nowhere near as perky as her ad shows. Next issue I had might bother some and not others. She had a monstrous Bush. I apologize if this is mean, but I needed to find the north star and consult a pygmy sherpa to get my bearings.

Performance wise? 3/10. Started with CBJ that literally left me so bored that made a to-do list of yard work I need to get done tomorrow. Also, she claims she broke her jaw and can't open get mouth very wide. If she had a gag reflex, it wasn't tested. Not even close. So after urging my man to attention I get on top and start doing everything in my power to end this train wreck. Well after about 2 minutes of quasi pumping and half mast I look down and see blood. Fellas I'm a little bit above average at full strength. There is no way that with my situation, and her claim of recentish childbirth, that this was my doing. I faked a finale, washed really quick and got out of there ASAP. She tried to apologize and say she doesn't get cramps and that she didn't know what it going on. I didn't speak besides saying "it's okay" over and over again.

1 for the hh. Total waste and won't repeat. Maybe other people have had better experiences or maybe I just missed other people's reports on her while doing my research. Either way, I'm signing off.

Take it easy.

Well, you may not have very many posts but you certainly nailed the review on this worthless provider. I actually was preparing to write a warning myself but you beat me to it. Too bad your post wasn't two days ago and I would've been spared wasting my time and money.

Your description is dead on, very thin and not so perky. Her CBJ had no effort at all and lasted just three minutes before she asked if I was ready. She said she could only do mish because she was sore. She not only put so much lube on my covered little friend, she positioned herself and used her hand to block any real penetration and acted like she was in pain when I was barely inside her. After about five minutes of pumping mostly air, I gave up and told her just to finish me with a HJ. After about 2 minutes she's already complaining her hand is getting tired and when her phone rings and she answers it questioning and then giving directions to the next poor sucker all while unenthusiastically stroking my half limp little friend, I said enough is enough. I told her I'd finish my self and she gladly sat there with a hand full of Kleenex while I pounded one out. Of course I purposely missed the Kleenex and got her arm, wiped my self off and got dressed as quickly as possible and left. Total waste of time and money.

**SPerry144** · 06-07-14 00:38

Hey everyone,

I know with my almost non-existent post count, my opinion might not be held very highly, but fellow mongers, please read this and stay as far away as possible from this one.

http://norfolk.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ht-20/10662685

So let's start with the pictures. Shopped. In person she is much thinner (not sickly, just thinner) and nowhere near as perky as her ad shows. Next issue I had might bother some and not others. She had a monstrous Bush. I apologize if this is mean, but I needed to find the north star and consult a pygmy sherpa to get my bearings.

Performance wise? 3/10. Started with CBJ that literally left me so bored that made a to-do list of yard work I need to get done tomorrow. Also, she claims she broke her jaw and can't open get mouth very wide. If she had a gag reflex, it wasn't tested. Not even close. So after urging my man to attention I get on top and start doing everything in my power to end this train wreck. Well after about 2 minutes of quasi pumping and half mast I look down and see blood. Fellas I'm a little bit above average at full strength. There is no way that with my situation, and her claim of recentish childbirth, that this was my doing. I faked a finale, washed really quick and got out of there ASAP. She tried to apologize and say she doesn't get cramps and that she didn't know what it going on. I didn't speak besides saying "it's okay" over and over again.

1 for the hh. Total waste and won't repeat. Maybe other people have had better experiences or maybe I just missed other people's reports on her while doing my research. Either way, I'm signing off.

Take it easy.

**BoneDaddy9568** · 06-04-14 23:48

Originally Posted by Mongeroose [View Original Post]

I stopped visiting after the door camera was installed. I never really liked the vibrating massage thingy either, although the heated table is nice. She is a great value though.

Great value yes, but I feel like she is barely putting any effort into it anymore. It was not late when I saw her. Probably second of the day or even first since it was before noon so I don't know what the excuse would be for the odor. The camera does suck though. I'd rather spend a bit more on a lady that doesn't slack up. Kimberly needs to get it together.

**George H** · 06-04-14 22:30

Originally Posted by Daveaf120 [View Original Post]

http://virginiabeach.backpage.com/Fe...ong-39/4655438

I was thinking about having a dream about this lady, and wondered if anyone else had dreamed about her?

Been there, done that and will not repeat, the trash can full of rubbers says enough.