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[Randytomcatt]

Attractive woman but would not stop talking, even when she said she was going to stop. $110 for an hour and her clock and mine don't match. I was out the door at the 45 minute mark (her clock). I got in my car and only 30 minutes had elapsed on my clock. Was a nice time and if I knew I would get a full hour, I'd repeat.

[BoneDaddy9568]

I saw she had the one review at TER but as we know, one review usually doesn't reflect a provider. Anyone else got info on Chevy? Damage, services?

Anyone have any info at all?

[Member #6280]

Eden is her name.

http://norfolk.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ls-25/12139737

That's her BP ad, my goodness.

My dream of Eden.

Okay, this should be titled "The craziest dream I've ever had". Wow. So I contacted via text after I found her ad on BP. Those tits looked nice and she offers greek so I thought I would go for it. The hhr is actually $ and it's .5 extra for greek. Not too bad. So I waited forever for her to get to me. First her sister was driving her but then couldn't get a sitter then she calls and apologizes for the wait and tells me she'll take a cab. I said I had $.6 on me and that's it. (she was asking for cab fair) So she agreed and still took forever. She's 420 friendly and was obviously on something when she got here too. She seemed really cool on the phone and the pics looked good. But she didn't text like asked and I heard a knock on the door so I had no time to scope her out before I opened the door. Yikes! Much much different, same gel in the pics just not a good representation of her at all. Too much makeup, dressed rough. Looked rough, but I wanted greek and she had the cab waiting (which I found out was a problem time wise) so I took a chance. She comes in, we 420 a bit. I had music playing. Very nice sensual music. She said she really wanted Michael Jackson. WTF?? Okay, whatever, if that inspires her, good. Oh I forgot to mention she had me pick up lube for the greek. She provided the cover. Any way, She FINALLY decides on a song and then, and I shit you not fellas, she starts doing full on choreography in my living room. She actually dances really well, but it was pretty funny to watch. I mean. Like flashdance the movie choreography, guys. Hilarious! So then she finally picks another song to "suck dick to", her words. And proceeds to give me a very nice CBJ.

Now I hate CBJ but she was really good and into it and could go balls deep. Damn that would've been so much better without the cover. I even questioned her about the use of the cover and she said "yeah that's why I don't look like a crack wh*re with missing teeth." I'm thinking, "well, you got the missing teeth part right" SMH Any way. We proceed to the bedroom and she continues the CBJ, I was having a very hard time rising to the occasion, until she started talking all of this crazy stuff and calling me daddy and literally creating this role play story where I was actually her father and how it was ok for us to do this even though people think it's wrong. Fellas, she went WAY into detail with this back story, I had her finger banging herself hard while she played with her clit, I watched and was stroking myself to some sort of workable erection, when I finally was half hard enough I put it in, then the talking got crazier, and she even started, I swear I'm not making this up, screeching like a cat, with meowing sounds. Hard to describe honestly but it stopped eventually. Thank goodness! I slipped out and went back to jacking myself hard while she did herself. Then broke out the lube started fingering her ass, then hard banging with 2 fingers in her ass while she was hard banging herself with 3 fingers. That made me fully hard so I went for the greek. Shoved it right in and you should've seen her face when it went in. Fellas. I'm not super long. Average probably. But I am very very thick with a big mushroom head. She felt every sing inch of it and so did I feel her tightly wrapped around my swollen cock. So I went to work and her crazy daddy fantasy talk continued, then I started losing my erection again and popped out. Back in for a little while and then popped out. She was just not hot to me and the talking wasn't helping. She did take a good punning when I was hard, but it didn't last. So I got her to do star up doggy with a different condom, me barely hard again. Actually got going pretty good and this time she was talking about how I was hitting her spot that makes her squirt and only few have hit it right. LOL Well she never did squirt and I never did bust in the cover...so time was basically up. She used the cab as an excuse to bolt but did watch as I relieved myself with my hand and lots of lube. I busted a huge nut actually. So all was good. In fairness, it was past 30 minutes easily, and we never discussed BBBJ / daty beforehand, not that I would've daty on her I don't think. But she wouldn't even titty fuck me. So that sucked. All in all. I won't repeat cause she's pretty gross. I mean. Tits are nice. Legs were decent, nice feet though. And she did let me go to town greek style, but I was just unable to keep it alive with the covered action. Very weird session, but one to remember. Want an unusual greek experience with choreography? She's your girl.

[BoneDaddy9568]

I have not but was interested at one time too until I read the (only) review on the oThER board (from Aug 2013). If you don't have access there, the reviewer says the residence was a mess and there was an older gentleman there as they walked to the room and then she argued with him that she doesn't do massages after advertising as a body rub. There's more but you get the drift...too many negatives for me.

I saw she had the one review at TER but as we know, one review usually doesn't reflect a provider. Anyone else got info on Chevy? Damage, services?

[Jusblaze1]

So I had a dream about a thick girl. She was he girl in the pictures. Good location down 64 three star level hotel. Entry and exit discreet and easy...no thugs at this place. Answers the phone directs to location. Gives me the floor number and plays the peek a boo I see you as I exit the elevator she darts in room from the hallway. I get to the room she is in bra and panties. Room is a mess. Inside the room lay down damage up front .100 for hh. CBJ was boring at best. We did mish and doggie. After 20 minutes I just wanted to ensure I got my money's worth. Her breast are nice but she keeps them contained.

Pros: she is nice. She does not rush. Breast are nice. Pretty face. Hygiene is good.

Cons: room was mess. Not a complete turn on. She lacks emotional excitement 'bump on a log' type.

Not sure I will repeat but if you like them thick quiet and patient I guess she is just okay!

ACE!

http://norfolk.backpage.com/FemaleEs...sp-20/10443735

http://norfolk.backpage.com/FemaleEs...sp-20/10443735

Her hygiene is not that good, she took appointments during her time of the month. I was and still disgusted about that. She couldn't take a week off or let hobbyist know only BJ was on the menu?

[AceHardwear]

So I had a dream about a thick girl. She was he girl in the pictures. Good location down 64 three star level hotel. Entry and exit discreet and easy...no thugs at this place. Answers the phone directs to location. Gives me the floor number and plays the peek a boo I see you as I exit the elevator she darts in room from the hallway. I get to the room she is in bra and panties. Room is a mess. Inside the room lay down damage up front .100 for hh. CBJ was boring at best. We did mish and doggie. After 20 minutes I just wanted to ensure I got my money's worth. Her breast are nice but she keeps them contained.

Pros: she is nice. She does not rush. Breast are nice. Pretty face. Hygiene is good.

Cons: room was mess. Not a complete turn on. She lacks emotional excitement 'bump on a log' type.

Not sure I will repeat but if you like them thick quiet and patient I guess she is just okay!

ACE!

http://norfolk.backpage.com/FemaleEs...sp-20/10443735

http://norfolk.backpage.com/FemaleEs...sp-20/10443735

[VaVouyer]

Has anyone tried Chevy in the Norfolk bodyrubs section?

Chevy (757) 372-2692.

http://norfolk.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ll-30/11868625

Seems intriguing but I can't seem to pull the trigger on this one.

I have not but was interested at one time too until I read the (only) review on the oThER board (from Aug 2013). If you don't have access there, the reviewer says the residence was a mess and there was an older gentleman there as they walked to the room and then she argued with him that she doesn't do massages after advertising as a body rub. There's more but you get the drift...too many negatives for me.

[BoneDaddy9568]

Has anyone tried Chevy in the Norfolk bodyrubs section?

Chevy (757) 372-2692.

http://norfolk.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ll-30/11868625

Seems intriguing but I can't seem to pull the trigger on this one.

[Knrc10]

I decided to and get in a quickie before going to work this morning. Saw Victoria's post (1st add below) and dropped her a text. Only took two text to set it up. She wanted 60 for 15 minutes and 80 for a half hour. Settled for the quickie since I was on my way to work. Luckily I was the first monger in and got mine before the rush started. Her picture are very accurate...she looks 20 yr old and has a 20 yr old personality to match. Her girlfriend was still in the room (2nd add below) but stepped out while we did our thing. She's already in a 2-piece so I began to undress while she's steady taking phone calls...of course all I hear is her responses. The 1st caller: "Give me 10 minutes." I'm thinking to myself, "I paid for 15 minutes and I'm not even undressed yet." As I'm making my way to the bed she's taking a 2nd call: "Give me 20 minutes." I can tell she has skill with a CBJ because she was doing a great deep throat as she's taking the 3rd call: "I'm at the Savannah suites on Military Hwy and can see you in 30 minutes." She finally puts the phone down and I climb on top for some mish. She was extremely tight and had to use a lot of lube but she actually tried to answer the phone during the do. Of course I'm insulted by this and had to get a little aggressive to express my manhood. After her head hit the headboard a couple of times she told the 4th call to call back in an hour. Afterwards I asked why the extra 20 minutes for the 4th caller? She stated that she hadn't taken her morning shower yet. I'll admit that I couldn't tell, she was clean and the CBJ was ok and the sex was what it was. Sex. As I left the hotel, her roommate was walking up the stairs with another monger. But it's obvious that they're focused on volume and not necessarily looking for repeat customers so don't expect a GFE. Probably won't repeat.

http://norfolk.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ia-20/12187133

http://norfolk.backpage.com/FemaleEs...va-19/12187061

[Forumvip]

Thanks for the post! You have no idea how close I was to calling her today!

I'm glad that you read my post before you went. I may give Angel another shot sometime this week.

http://virginia.backpage.com/BodyRub...el-90/10483737

[Luvinlife1963]

So I called Angel yesterday to set up an appt for body rub. Angel is the hit blonde who advertises for Deep Tissue Body Rubs. We set an appt and I was to call her when I got off at the exit given. I called her and she says "oh, I'm running errands. Can you call me in two hours". WTF! What a waste of time! Again! These girls are getting worse and worse! I tell her forget it, since I don't have time and I get on my phone to find a last minute BP girl who is available. I find this:

http://virginia.backpage.com/BodyRub...un-31/11826994

What a big time mistake! I get to her shitty hotel / apt and I'm greeted by darkness and a dog in the bathroom. Why didn't I turn around and leave? Too horny and not thinking straight, that's why. I get in and this lady looks older and worse than Barbara. I felt like a loser in there and I was. Dog hair was everywhere and when I asked the lady a question I noticed that she only had one tooth! Someone please save me! I felt too bad to ask for my money back and got a quick HJ and RAN out of that place! My dumb ass gave her $100. The ad states that she is 31 years old but she is no younger than 60!

Am I the only one here that goes through this depressing nonsense? For what feels like the 100th time, I have vowed to stay away from BP. Please guys, if anyone is listening, please share a decent UTR that I could visit. I know, I know I only have 31 posts, etc. Etc. But I can't go through this anymore. Thanks for listening to my misery. Be safe and let's stop rewarding these crazy women with our kindness.

Thanks for the post! You have no idea how close I was to calling her today!

[Forumvip]

So I called Angel yesterday to set up an appt for body rub. Angel is the hit blonde who advertises for Deep Tissue Body Rubs. We set an appt and I was to call her when I got off at the exit given. I called her and she says "oh, I'm running errands. Can you call me in two hours". WTF! What a waste of time! Again! These girls are getting worse and worse! I tell her forget it, since I don't have time and I get on my phone to find a last minute BP girl who is available. I find this:

http://virginia.backpage.com/BodyRub...un-31/11826994

What a big time mistake! I get to her shitty hotel / apt and I'm greeted by darkness and a dog in the bathroom. Why didn't I turn around and leave? Too horny and not thinking straight, that's why. I get in and this lady looks older and worse than Barbara. I felt like a loser in there and I was. Dog hair was everywhere and when I asked the lady a question I noticed that she only had one tooth! Someone please save me! I felt too bad to ask for my money back and got a quick HJ and RAN out of that place! My dumb ass gave her $100. The ad states that she is 31 years old but she is no younger than 60!

Am I the only one here that goes through this depressing nonsense? For what feels like the 100th time, I have vowed to stay away from BP. Please guys, if anyone is listening, please share a decent UTR that I could visit. I know, I know I only have 31 posts, etc. Etc. But I can't go through this anymore. Thanks for listening to my misery. Be safe and let's stop rewarding these crazy women with our kindness.

[AceHardwear]

So I'm new to the area but not new to the game so just like using ebay sometimes you have to look harder on line to find a bargain. Victoria isa sweet southern philly that makes you feel like your in high school at the prom behind the bleachers get it on. She is young, pretty, soft, passionate, and both orifices fit like a glove around my best friend.

It was simple call hotel was mid level ragedy so be advised. She is not organized but she is careful. ? 9 up front for hh. We did mish, that's it. It was feeling good and she was so dam pretty and passionate that I wanted to see her face while I put her ankles at ears the entire time. Hygiene was on point. Everything.

Covered. CBJ was the best I had in months.I will repeat. Not sure what's all on the menu. Like fastfood I kind of got to it quick breast are perky and body is tight. The photos do her no justice. If you are an ol hobbyist her youth may annoy you bcause she seems like a novice. I guest that is what made it special for me. Good time and good (ghetto) southern hospitality!

http://norfolk.backpage.com/FemaleEs...un-20/11903868

[Seanrinva]

Good first post! Keep 'them coming!

I had a dream about a small birdie who did not fly the way I thought she would. It was .80 for hh. In my dream we talked and text. The room was in a good location so I was feeling good. She opened the door and she was the girl in the pics, quick screening and down to business. CBJ was lame and rushed. We did mish and doggie and I was not turned on. Her Bush is a forest so it was not pleasant to see. I figured I would change up my dream for something different but you get what you pay for.and sometimes you don't. She wasnt difficult to bargain but not what I expected. I will not repeat.

Ace!

http://chesapeake.backpage.com/Femal...in-22/12037614

[AceHardwear]

I had a dream about a small birdie who did not fly the way I thought she would. It was .80 for hh. In my dream we talked and text. The room was in a good location so I was feeling good. She opened the door and she was the girl in the pics, quick screening and down to business. CBJ was lame and rushed. We did mish and doggie and I was not turned on. Her Bush is a forest so it was not pleasant to see. I figured I would change up my dream for something different but you get what you pay for.and sometimes you don't. She wasnt difficult to bargain but not what I expected. I will not repeat.

Ace!

http://chesapeake.backpage.com/Femal...in-22/12037614