Escort Reports

[CavalierDad74]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hampt...7/168210761925

Any Intel on this one? Searched the threads and haven't come up with any reviews.

[LuvNHookers]

It doesn't really matter. Guys just post whatever wherever anyway. Many times in multiple places, most likely to get their post count up. It makes it difficult to keep track of.

The 7 cities are separate from a city government perspective so someone felt that was what should be done here. From a forum perspective probably just using southside and peninsula would be adequate since most people don't want to cross the water.

[Ashy Guy]

Why are there so many sub forums?

NN, hampton, VAB, Portsmouth, tidewater. None of them seem to be particularly more active than the others.

The 7 cities are separate from a city government perspective so someone felt that was what should be done here. From a forum perspective probably just using southside and peninsula would be adequate since most people don't want to cross the water.

[KaminaPanda]

Why are there so many sub forums?

NN, hampton, VAB, Portsmouth, tidewater. None of them seem to be particularly more active than the others.

Anyway. Kristen. Fake add? Her phone number shows up in Greensboro adds under different names.

I know the answer but I can still dream.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hampt...n/271254524705

Or if anyone has a recommendation for a petite gal let me know.

[Grumpyinva]

This wouldn't belong in Ripoff Reports, because no money was exchanged, but I think the info is worth knowing.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hampt...i/655150651067

I've seen her ad for a while, and I decided to pull the trigger a few days ago. She responded, and asked if outcall was okay. It wasn't for me, so I said no worries, I'd see her another night.

She said wait, I do have an incall in Hampton, but I'm getting an Uber back from Yorktown right now. Can you meet me on J Clyde, and take me to the Hampton incall? I asked if she actually had a room already, or if she was going to book the room when she got there. She said absolutely she had the room already, and her Uber estimate was about 30 min to get to the place on J Clyde where we'd meet.

I thought about sitting around in a parking lot, and it didn't sound exciting, but I checked where she said she was in Yorktown, and it was about 15 min from me, so I offered to pick her up from there. She agreed. It was kind of off of the beaten path, but she was ready the moment I pulled up. She MIGHT have been the girl in the pics at one point, but she looked more like the mom of the girl in the pics. Her hair was short, and she's carrying more weight, but she was still an attractive lady. Just think MILF instead of dancer. I had no issue with her appearance, though, and didn't regret going to pick her up.

She's well spoken, polite, chatty, and the ride to Hampton was about 20 min, but it was fine. Mostly just chatting, not any flirting or sexiness to speak of, but she did seem professional, so, okay. She told me the name she went by, but I've totally forgotten it. She said she was sharing a room with a girlfriend (whose name I recognized, though it might have been either of 2 with the same name. Interestingly, both of them are on my "definitely repeat" list, so I thought this might be an interesting evening, but I didn't mention to her that I knew them.).

We pulled in to a familiar motel near the Coliseum, and she told me that she was going up to room #xxx but she needed to check with her friend to make sure she'd be able to step out and give us privacy. She said she'd call as soon as she was ready, but it would only be a minute. Yeah, I knew that was a bad sign. However, she didn't ask for any money, so I put it in park and waited for about 10 min, before I texted her to mention my phone was about to die (details on why in a norfolk report I'll be putting up later,) but I got no answer. I called, and it went straight to VM.

So, I was only out time (about an hour, total, in the middle of the night,) but if you just want to give a girl a free ride to her hotel, this is your gal! I don't know if I set off some red flag for her, or something, but until that last minute "let me go up first" part, I was totally comfortable with how things were going, and she didn't give me any bad vibes until then.

[Punisher94]

Eyeballing this one. Any Intel?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hampt...-/826023643921

[Rlt262]

While waiting on a friend I decided to see Chelsea. Kinda looks like her in the pic, but I believe they are older. Her hair is shorter now. None the less, damage was $. In my dream neither one of us had a glove so I settled for some head. Good mic skills. After I finished, she ran to the bathroom to spit. Poor girl couldn't get the door open. It was stuck finally she got it open and cleaned her self up. Sweet girl tho. I'd repeat.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hampt...i/097279203251

[Punisher94]

Why'all got me rolling because I could literally smell it as I'm reading! Strong twat smell is fcked up because it lingers 🤢.

There are two very important lessons that I've learned. First, ways judge by the hotel. If it's a shithole, turn around and leave immediately. The only exception to this rule are TA's. Second, texting is fine, but try to get them on the phone if you can. What you're listening for is that raspy user voice.

[VA Joe]

I have dreamed with this one. She is clean and legit. Lots of rules and extras. She does not list her activities. I would dream again in a pinch for something quick.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/norfo...y/244167671486

[Father Glucose]

So bad it looked like Scooby doo mist. And was creeping up wind?

Made a buzzard throw up?

Made a rat lick his own ass to get the taste off of his tongue?

Why'all got me rolling because I could literally smell it as I'm reading! Strong twat smell is fcked up because it lingers 🤢.

[LuvARub88]

I couldn't muster up the gumption to walk.

I would describe the smell as what a twat typically smells like, only stronger. And I shouldn't have been able to smell it from as far away as I did.

So bad it looked like Scooby doo mist. And was creeping up wind?

Made a buzzard throw up?

Made a rat lick his own ass to get the taste off of his tongue?

[Punisher94]

I couldn't muster up the gumption to walk.

I would describe the smell as what a twat typically smells like, only stronger. And I shouldn't have been able to smell it from as far away as I did.

LOL. Just wondering if you went thru with the deed after "smelling the twat"?

Sorry for your experience. Smelly hooker stories make me laugh.

Unless they are my own experiences.

[LuvARub88]

Senior members PM me for details, as I don't want to be identifiable in case she lurks here.

I went ahead and TOFFT on this one. And believe me, I did you gents a HUGE solid. This is the second worst experience I've ever had in the hobby after Faith (the one in Hampton that no longer advertises). It's a very CLOSE second, and I'd rank her #1 if she had even half the rudeness factor that Faith had.

Damage was $, and I'd still tell y'all to steer clear of this one if it is was .6

What I can tell you here is that you can smell her twat as soon as she laid down. And this was after me waiting for her to freshen up before arriving.

The pics here are either old, or when she's extremely dolled up. She has more accurate pictures from older ads in November, but even they don't fully illustrate how bad she looks.

LOL. Just wondering if you went thru with the deed after "smelling the twat"?

Sorry for your experience. Smelly hooker stories make me laugh.

Unless they are my own experiences.

[Mongermonger]

Hey Punisher,

Sorry you had to take one to save the rest of us. That second picture kinda told me that she was way fuckin' older than 37 or was just plain beat. I don't know if she is doing duck lips in that, or just looks like a seventy year old in person. And the bruise / lesion on her tit. No thanks. Acne I am okay with; that is not what is going on there. Heck, seventy years old is okay with me if you are representing yourself as such.

MM (not to be confused with MassageMark).

Senior members PM me for details, as I don't want to be identifiable in case she lurks here.

I went ahead and TOFFT on this one. And believe me, I did you gents a HUGE solid. This is the second worst experience I've ever had in the hobby after Faith (the one in Hampton that no longer advertises). It's a very CLOSE second, and I'd rank her #1 if she had even half the rudeness factor that Faith had.

Damage was $, and I'd still tell y'all to steer clear of this one if it is was .6

What I can tell you here is that you can smell her twat as soon as she laid down. And this was after me waiting for her to freshen up before arriving.

The pics here are either old, or when she's extremely dolled up. She has more accurate pictures from older ads in November, but even they don't fully illustrate how bad she looks.

She's definitely a user, and the motel on Commander Sheppard is the shittiest one I've been to in the 757.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/newpo...y/525268359075

[Punisher94]

Senior members PM me for details, as I don't want to be identifiable in case she lurks here.

I went ahead and TOFFT on this one. And believe me, I did you gents a HUGE solid. This is the second worst experience I've ever had in the hobby after Faith (the one in Hampton that no longer advertises). It's a very CLOSE second, and I'd rank her #1 if she had even half the rudeness factor that Faith had.

Damage was $, and I'd still tell y'all to steer clear of this one if it is was .6

What I can tell you here is that you can smell her twat as soon as she laid down. And this was after me waiting for her to freshen up before arriving.

The pics here are either old, or when she's extremely dolled up. She has more accurate pictures from older ads in November, but even they don't fully illustrate how bad she looks.

She's definitely a user, and the motel on Commander Sheppard is the shittiest one I've been to in the 757.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/newpo...y/525268359075